* Posts by foo_bar_baz

752 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Oct 2007

Shove off Prince Harry, now Norway's teen royal in fresh photo uproar

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Re: Who gives a rat's scrotum..

I think the Norwegian case was about security implications of using newangled tech. Perhaps I just over analyzed and it really was just teen celeb gossip.

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@Dave

Nordic prisons give you holidays for non dangerous inmates. Do a non violent heist and you'll be visiting pubs soon enough.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love IPv6

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@Glen 1 - Re: NAT vs stateful ACLs

I'm pretty sure *DSL routers from Zyxel et al have included stateful firewalls for years. Netfiliter is built into the Linux kernel and it's just a matter of building a web GUI. I distinctly remember setting up port forwarding on one of those, and it involved (a) setting up DNAT and (b) opening the firewall from the Internet to the internal host.

Windows 8: Download it, then speak YOUR brains

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Happy

Good on you

Loving the downvotes you get for liking something from Redmond. Or liking something they don't like. Boo!

I hear Microsoft have put effort into streamlining the OS, so it's not just faster boot times but faster operation in general. That's progress.

Oracle: Google impurifying media's precious bodily fluids

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Two corporations

Nuff said. Oracle the archetypical enterprise software vendor, in the worst possible meaning. Expensive, crap, evil. Google still retains a thin veneer of hipness, but the real corporate agenda (money and power) shines through.

And speaking of Google shills, paging Bob Vistakin. I summon you in the name of The Blue Smoke, the bringer of life to all that is LAN and WAN.

Nokia S40 budget blowers bunged Zynga doodle, poker games

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Re: @run S60. Or even Maemo/Meego

Surfeit? They have exactly 2 OS's. S40 will fly on those machines. The article mentions the plentiful supply of apps.

But facts won't stop herd mentality. You'll still insist they are underspecced and harp on about imaginary problems.

Nokia straps Qt into ejector seat and hits the shiny red button

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Re: Good

RICHTO: 154 posts • joined Friday 6th July 2012 18:04 GMT

It's almost like you're spewing MS propaganda as a job. ^^ Please go implode with Bob Vistakin and tone down with the nuke thumbnail. Your posts are duds.

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Re: Can't be long now

You really are delusional. When exactly did MS own the smarketphone market?

wikipedia.org/wiki/File:World_Wide_Smartphone_Sales_Share.png

Beer mats to tout tat to mobiles over wireless NFC

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Re: Laminated?

Stop being so negative, the primary purpose of EVERYTHING is to push adverts at you. It's true for your Gmail account, it's true for your your Android device. Why not for your beermat?

Rivals routed by Apple, Google smartphone onslaught

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@Obviously!

Free iPhone? So you wouldn't be paying ~ 400-500 Transatlantic Monetary Units over the course of several years? During which you're stuck with the operator? You, sir, are an advertiser's dream.

Why women won't apply for IT jobs

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Re: well

I don't know if it's the place you live or just the girls you know / spoke to, but I know lots of girls who have gone into business, law, international politics, medicine, natural sciences and engineering. But none have gone into IT.

Really, it goes way down to the young age where you buy a barbie for your daughter and legos for your son.

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Alien

Interesting

I'm a male and I won't apply if I don't meet all the listed criteria. I don't understand why have a list of requirements if you then accept applicants that only meet half of them. Failing to get any applicants that do meet them, you're left with people who think half is good enough.

Alien because I must be one.

Nokia stuffs Groupon deals into Maps app

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Elop, just add

OfferWall and be done with it. You know you want to.

Valve: Games run FASTER on Linux than Windows

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Re: 2500 Apps in their app store

I foresee a (dual boot? Live CD/USB?) "Steam Linux" on the horizon. Basically yet another Linux appliance. We already have Linux appliances doing NAS, firewall, routing, VOIP, SMB server etc.

While Microsoft and Apple and scrambling to push their application stores on their respective operating systems, Steam might be the application store that comes with its own streamlined and customized OS. You won't even know it's Linux.

Remember how there were magazine cover CDs that booted to play Quake III? Add local storage for downloaded games and a UnionFS/AUFS layer for the odd OS update/config and that's it.

Anonymous declares war after French firm trademarks its logo

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Joke

Who's going to buy that?

Wearing a T-Shirt saying you're Anonymous. That's like buying Virgin branded contraceptive pills.

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Devil

@Matt Bryant

Here's an idea for you: rub some chili in your eyes. Now you can finger me in court all you like.

Lenovo: 'Us, buy Nokia? Surely you jest'

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Big Brother

Re: "can't really give a good reason why"

If I enable GPS on my Android handset it asks if I want to allow it to send anonymized location information to Larry and Sergey, at my frikking expense. I decline, and GPS goes off again. No, they cannot have my information, even if it's "anonymized". No, I will not pay for them to get it. I'm so looking forward to getting rid of my CIAndroid snoop phone. Until then it's no GPS.

/tinfoil hat off

Booth babes banned by Chinese gaming expo

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Re: Utterly ridiculous.

You forgot to advocate prostitution as an alternative.

McDonalds staff 'rough up' prof with home-made techno-spectacles

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Re: He got off lightly

Except the staff who assaulted him were of the north african persuasion, so probably not.

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Re: The French & cheap shit

The guy who assaulted him was the owner of the restaurant.

http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2983577&cid=40671489

http://www.20minutes.fr/article/801524/incroyable-destin-khader-directeur-mcdo-champs-elysees

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Kids

Read the original blog piece. He was there with his kids. You going to take your kids for steak tartare? Frog legs, oysters or escargots?

Atos IT workers threaten strike during Olympics over 'living wage'

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Re: Bitching

It's his job to bitch about low wages, you numpty.

ACTA can't get its act together

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Bollox

Oh, the evil Google story.

http://tales-of-the-sausage-factory.wetmachine.com/mr-shermans-magical-thinking/

The problem with ACTA is that Hollywood hijacked what was a well intentioned treaty, and has become a solution totally out of proportion with the problem.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/07/op-ed-eus-rejection-of-acta-subtly-changed-trade-law-landscape/

If China is not playing game with IP, why is the solution to push for criminal charges against every young person downloading an MP3 in the US and Europe? You know, the same people that also spend the most money on buying music and movies? How about tackling the really important counterfeiting and technology theft instead?

http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-business/china-denies-technology-theft-20100729-10x81.html

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2012/07/how-us-software-ended-up-in-chinese-assault-helicopters/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/12382747

Ex-Nokia staffers team up to revive MeeGo

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Linux

You've been where?

So you looked a one random location. How about http://n9-apps.com/ or http://store.ovi.com/applications#/applications/?terminalId=N9 or any of the Apt repositories you can use with your MeeGo device.

If the new company can turn a profit, that's all that matters. It just needs to find a niche, not to aim for the top 3. There are plenty of people wanting a proper open source mobile device, not an Apple walled garden or a Google ad trojan.

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Put your money where your mouth is

Today Nokia shares are down to their lowest since 1996. Good time for Anonymous to expand his portfolio!

http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2190094/nokia-shares-lowest-price-1996

The Grundy NewBrain is 30

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Windows

Re: Memories

Two MEGAbytes? The Commodore 64, released in 1982 had 64 Kilobytes of RAM. The ZX Spectrum, also released in 1982 came in 16K and 48K varieties. Words like mega wheren't even in the vocabulary then.

Young whippersnapper...

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The real hero

The Z80, the CPU that could.

'Young people don't want to become like us', say IT pros

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Re: "...kids needed to be taught early on about the joy of an IT department"

You don't say? The RBS arse-covering back-stabbing brown-nosing article on office politics is to turn anyone from from IT - at least in a corporate environment. Or maybe females would actually enjoy the excitement of that kind of soap opera...

Apple desperate to prevent nightmare scenario of iPad in Iranian hands

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Syria on embargo list too

St. Steve himself might have had problems buying an iPad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_embargoes#Targeted_parties

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_jobs#Early_life_and_education

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@Symon

Ahem, chill pill needed by others too.

1) "Only in USA" is not the same as "All Americans". While being an important center of cultural and scientific progress, it's also the promised land of extreme nutjobs and bigots.

2) You can't deny the US has a recent history of security hysteria, Americans themselves being its biggest critics. Do I need to point you to "Security Theater", tazings, flight blacklists etc. ad nauseam?

Speedball 2 Brutal Deluxe

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@g e

Destroyed 4 Kempston Pro joysticks? Quite a feat, I always thought the Competition Pro ("With Microswitches!") was nigh indestructible. Not much that could go wrong with them.

I remember having to adjust the metal thingies under the fire buttons at some point, but that was all.

Australia sanguine on Assange-to-Ecuador, would fight US extradition

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Re: Hacker?

You obviously haven't read about him at all. He's been a computer prodigy from a young age, a hacker in the real sense of the word.

Linus Torvalds drops F-bomb on NVIDIA

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Re: As a Slackware user since 1995ish ...

I'm not a hardware guy but my understanding is that open sourcing the drivers and securing the hardware secrets aren't mutually exclusive goals.

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@Combat Wombat

You didn't read/listen did you? Nvidia want to sell chips to Android manufacturers. Which kernel does Android use again?

Linux is used everywhere from TVs to phones, Hollywood renderfarms and GPU-based supercomputing. Nvidia drivers are needed by others than Linux desktop gamers, wake up.

HBO 'sorry' for skewering Dubya

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"I could care less"

*head explodes*

So you actually care, perhaps a lot?

Think about what you're saying. Native speakers' grasp of English is frankly appalling. Perhaps we non natives should send drones to US skies to shoot Hellfire missiles at those committing crimes against the English language. It would only be fair, and probably more fruitful than current US war efforts are.

Must get more coffee.

Nokia eyes private equity buyer for bling-phone firm

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Re: Flaunting wealth by squandering it?

Which is not so different from splashing on

- iPhone

- $luxury_car_brand

- $clothes_brand

- $wine_brand

US Navy buys Linux to guide drone fleet

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Re: Wrong focus (@M Gale)

Red Hat Enterprise Linux comes with SELinux by default. Since you know it for a fact, please tell us how Windows 7 is more secure.

Steve Jobs was top of the flops, says Apple's Tim Cook

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@TeeCee

Trollbait? Is that like trolling for trolls? Baiting baiters? Trolling baiters, or baiting trollies?

aaaand back on topic ...

Nokia lights up Bat Signal for Lumia 900

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Re: Not even a screen printed bat logo

Just one post by Bob Vistakin I win the reg trololol bingo.

Study: The more science you know, the less worried you are about climate

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Re: Pots calling kettles black?

There's bias and there's blatant lies.

Lewis' subheading: 'Abandon focus on sound science', say trick-cyclists

Lewis "paraphrasing" the article: Thus it is, according to the assembled profs, that the US government should seek to fund a communication strategy on climate change which is not focused on sound scientific information.

What the Nature article says, but redacted by Lewis with ".."s: communicators should endeavor to create a deliberative climate in which accepting the best available science does not threaten any group’s values.

So they actually advocate best available science, not abandoning focus on sound science. What's Lewis' point again?

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Re: Makes sense

Except that's not what the article says. That's what Lewis Page tells you.

The article says *only* focusing on making science communication clearer will not persuade anyone of the risks climate change, because people's world views weigh more than the scientific evidence.

Ironically Lewis' article is a perfect example of this. He chooses to interpret the article in his own manner, and I really suggest you pay attention to the parts he has redacted with ".."s:

"communicators should endeavor to create a deliberative climate in which accepting the best available science does not threaten any group’s values."

Proof the article does *not* advocate not focusing on sound science. It advocates presenting the "best available science" but in a value neutral manner.

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Re: woah there! ...

1) Please look at figure 2 in the original Nature article.

2) Please look at figure S1 in the supplementary PDF

http://www.nature.com/nclimate/journal/vaop/ncurrent/extref/nclimate1547-s1.pdf

Now, maybe you'll agree Lewis' headline should have been "The more science you know, the less worried you are about climate ... if you're an NRA member".

So the main finding of the paper is that political orientation is actually a bigger factor in determining your view on climate change than education. Even educated people have a tendency to read scientific papers through tinted glasses, and pick out those parts that support their own *pre-conceived ideas*. Who would have thunk? Perhaps even El Reg hacks have a tendency to do just that.

Facebook ninjas scale wall, pluck iPhone techies from Apple's garden

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In Soviet USA, Facebook socializes You!

All hinges on the definition of "social". In the FB world it means you share all your personal information with all and sundry, most importantly advertisers and authorities.

Hands on with Nokia's 808 41Mp camphone

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This conversation again?

The raw pixels are used to create a sharper, "normal" resolution image using a proprietary processing algorithm.

- the output is not 41MP

- the sensor is HUGE, so it's not just an excercise in shrinking pixels

- the lens is very high quality (and F2.4), not your average phone lens

- it has a separate processor for images

- Microsoft has tight hardware specs on WinPho, so it cannot used with specialized hardware like this

What is SpaceX Dragon's secret cargo?

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Pint

http://www.urthecast.com/

Facebook's Eduardo Saverin: I'm not a tax-dodger

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@Geoff

.. and Google.

No, corporations are special "people". They get the benefits but not the obligations.

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Pirate

Re: Insult to middle class Americans?

Dodging taxes is only insulting to middle class Americans, as those are the only ones paying them. Poor don't earn so they don't pay. The rich dodge their taxes using other methods.

See: "Mitt Romney Tax Returns Released: Paid Just 13.9% Rate In 2010, Had Swiss Bank Account"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/24/mitt-romney-tax-returns-released_n_1225247.html

Nokia Lumia 900 WinPho 7 smartphone

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Re: The perfect example of excellent hardware ruined by garbage software

And the troll wakes to the smell of a Microsoft related article.

BTW, is the forum name "Lisa Copland-Newton" taken yet? You ought to check.

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Devil

Outdated hardware?

Tell me why my phone has to have more cores and more MHz. Windows phone uses GPU acceleration, so it cannot be for the UI or graphics in general. For the browser? Games are the only application I can think of that could demand a more CPU performance at the moment. Perhaps you can point to me why my "outdated" (2011 Android) phone needs a faster CPU.

I can only conclude that people have carried the cores-and-MHz meme from the desktop world into the mobile world, where it only applies tenuously. In fact, with Atom and ARM making inroads into the desktop world, "good enough" is starting to apply there as well.

Here's waiting for fridge and toaster epeen competitions to start.

Facebook co-founder renounces US citizenship pre-IPO

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@ What

Capital gains tax is not a ridiculous amount. Considering all he did was lend $1K to his friend, I don't see it as objectionable having to pay ~20% (a guess) on his billions. The rest of us are working and paying 30-40% on our earnings.