* Posts by foo_bar_baz

752 publicly visible posts • joined 16 Oct 2007

Ten Linux apps you must install

foo_bar_baz
Happy

@Chemist

He has provoked people to respond to his original off topic post, just as he intended. Also known as a successful troll.

foo_bar_baz
Trollface

@jake

I drive a rusty Lada, I see no need for anything else. But then I grok what wheels are for ... glitter is anathema to the transport of people and goods.

I bet zsh is too glitzy for you too.

foo_bar_baz
Linux

Re: Linux with windows? Weird

Taking donations to buy a bigger hard disk for your Pentium MMX? I'll chip in.

App designed for safe sending of naughty selfies is rife with risks

foo_bar_baz
FAIL

Re: Potential lawsuit?

All of that also applies to the built in Photobooth app, you bollard. Any 4 year old is capable of using it, and has no rating.

- take pictures of self

- upload, hosted on a server (could even be an Apple hosted mac.com account)

- distribute to recipient (build in email app)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_harbor_%28law%29

foo_bar_baz
Boffin

Re: Yes...

Network communication isn't exactly suspicious for an application that sends and receives images and text over the network.

Nokia woos disgruntled iOS users with rebranded maps service

foo_bar_baz
WTF?

Re: Big Fail Down Under

I just tried it and it worked just fine. The route was produced instantly. 8.47 hours, 861km by car

Perhaps you had the "by foot" icon selected.

foo_bar_baz
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@Esskay: Plausible explanations

- Maps product usage != smartphone usage

- Maps product usage != phone usage

You do realize Nokia owns Navteq, who produce things like map data for? If Failop includes all their services, it's obvious "map products" are doing well. Perhaps he even includes services like maps.nokia.com.

You do realize map applications are installed on the cheap Nokia Asha phones that sell quite well? That is turn-by-turn routing with offline maps, for free. Map applications are some of the things that Nokia actually does well, but in your "Nokia sucks at everything" world that is clearly not possible.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navteq

http://conversations.nokia.com/2011/11/08/nokia-maps-on-series-40/

Man, 19, cuffed after burning Remembrance poppy pic is Facebooked

foo_bar_baz
Devil

How long

until possession of cartoons depicting a certain holy man become an arrestable offense in the UK?

The GPL self-destruct mechanism that is killing Linux

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Facepalm

Re: more buy in

"My hardware" probably entails things such as drivers for a specific NIC and VGA card, not just the CPU architecture.

But thanks for the history lesson, you really showed him, you refined chap.

Will Santa be working overtime to shift Win 8 kit? No. Yes! Maybe

foo_bar_baz

Re: Oh dear

It's all relevant because you talked about single percentage figure share for Linux, when in fact Linux has 20ish percent server "market" share based on the very articles you link to. It's not just cheapskates who to for Linux, it's people who appreciate quality and control.

Cost is relevant because you tried to demonstrate superior Windows share based on sales figures - please read the articles you link to. Secondly, as I said, we use a zero purchase/support cost Linux distro. TCO was not the issue, even though you assertion there is bollox too. Plenty of excellent tools from Satellite/Spacewalk to puppet and cfengine to make maintenance a diddle.

Fair point about hardware. Note however, that like us many shops use virtualization so the hardware is a separate cost from OS licenses. In fact Linux saves us hardware costs because we can run more Linux virtual machines on far less CPU and RAM compared to Windows.

I'd be very interested in seeing how many UNIX shops migrate to Windows vs. Linux. I appreciate that Microsoft has improved their game significantly - largely if not solely due to competition from Linux - but that strikes like a strange example to pick.

foo_bar_baz

Re: Oh dear

Yes, revenue and sales. Windows tends to lead on those when the competition is mostly free. We have 300 Linux instances and several dozen Windows in our setup. The former cost nothing, so obviously Windows must be more popular since it brought more revenue and sales. D'oh.

foo_bar_baz

Re: Oh dear

And RICHTO the MS shill arrives on cue to prove my point, firmly in his alternative reality.

http://www.zdnet.com/blog/open-source/linux-servers-keep-growing-windows-and-unix-keep-shrinking/10616

foo_bar_baz
Linux

Re: Oh dear

These boards are infested with shils and opinionated socially dysfunctional nerds of every description. That includes MS, Apple and Google mouthpieces as well as Linux fanbois.

I've made my living from Linux and open source for some years, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy using Windows 7 on home PC, the Mac I bought for my missus, or my Android phone. Linux on the desktop serves me perfectly well at work. These are just tools, not something you validate your identity or self worth through.

I'll buy a Win 8 license upgrade, it's so cheap I'd be stupid not to. A McDonald's visit in cost for several years' support.

Torvalds: I want to be nice, and curse less, but it's just not in me

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Re: Oh boy. He even rants about ranting.

Precisely, except he does not. How do his answers to a bunch of students qualify as a rant?

Speaking of grown up, is that what your factually inaccurate anonymous forum post is?

A history of personal computing in 20 objects part 2

foo_bar_baz

Re: Great to see the Archie in there.

I might be off base, but to my understanding the Archimedes was pretty much limited to the UK. It did give us Virus the game, much like the BBC Micro gave us Elite - that's the extent of what we non-Brits knew about these.

But yeah, the C64, ZX Spectrum, Amiga, Atari ST and even the various MSX compatibles would have been incluced in the list by Johnny Foreigner.

Australia opens inquiry into smartphone apps

foo_bar_baz

Haha

So running your own app store was a great idea. I'm looking forward to this being extended to the OS X app store as well.

I hope Microsoft is watching carefully. Perhaps walled gardens aren't so great after all.

Quarter of Eastern cell towers BLOWN down BY SANDY - FCC

foo_bar_baz
Devil

UK site with international readership

I take it "Eastern" refers to some part of the USA, nothing to do with Eastern UK.

/end of nitpickery

Noisy whales made FAR MORE oceanic racket than humans do

foo_bar_baz

Noise shmoize

I'd be more concerned about overfishing and non-noise pollution.

Nokia puts Symbian out to pasture ... why not release it into the wild?

foo_bar_baz
Boffin

Symbian pre-re-closing from 2010 is still around

Symbian licensed under the Eclipse Public License is available. The Carbide IDE for Symbian appears to be downloadable from Nokia. The Symbian Build System is on bitbucket.

http://symbiandump.sourceforge.net/

http://www.developer.nokia.com/info/sw.nokia.com/id/dbb8841d-832c-43a6-be13-f78119a2b4cb.html

https://bitbucket.org/tnmurphy/raptor

Knock yourselves out. Not being a Symbian developer, I don't know what else is required. I guess GCC for compiling.

Education Secretary Gove: Tim Berners-Lee 'created the INTERNET'

foo_bar_baz
Happy

Heresy!

Next thing you'll be saying my monitor is not the computer!

foo_bar_baz
Facepalm

D'oh

Get it right, Mr. Secretary. Sir Tim created the *Interwebs*!

Protestors target Google over that video

foo_bar_baz
Alien

I wish my mind was healthy like yours. You must have somehow avoided the fluoride and mind control rays unlike the rest of us.

Please point to me who are the beneficiaries driving this cycle of yours. I want to see the guy gleefully rubbing his hands together as he pits the slave religions against each other, thanking his forefathers for setting up this lucrative scheme. Or maybe the guy who set it all up is still around. OMG! Jesus was a vampire!

foo_bar_baz
Holmes

@skelband

A christian reading the bible literally is a straw man we see here on the Reg forums time and over again. An atheist picking up the Bible doesn't understand that most Christians don't read the Bible like a science textbook or legal document. While most christians are not fundamentalists (i.e. reading the Bible literally), that doesn't mean they are believers in name only.

"... the Bible is not considered a collection of factual statements, but instead an anthology that documents the human authors' beliefs and feelings about God at the time of its writing—within a historical or cultural context"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_Christianity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Christian_Theology

WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

foo_bar_baz

I've Never played WoW

... but the number of piled up skeletons has me thinking. Is that the amount of players that are crowded into a public space at any given time?

Inside the real-world Double-O section of Her Majesty's Secret Service

foo_bar_baz
Holmes

Re: Bondnote 3

Waltham PPK. Lost for words.

Is Oracle squeezing the MySQL lemon too hard?

foo_bar_baz
Linux

@Joerg

How do you explain Monty Widenius' decision to distribute MySQL under the GPL in the first place, if there is no such thing as open source and community?

"The Open Source community is a very effective ecosystem and if you allow it to participate with your business you have a better chance to succeed."

http://monty-says.blogspot.fi/2009/08/thoughts-about-dual-licensing-open.html

An open source project has a community of developers. They might be paid to do the development, but it's still open source and it's still a community.

foo_bar_baz
WTF?

Citation please

Postgres is an anti-Oracle conspiracy! Just like Linux is actually a copy of SCO Unix. Or was it MINIX?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCO_v._IBM

http://www.dmsss.com/tanenbaum-disputes-methods-of-controversial-report-spun1.html

Regardless, Linux is an anti-Microsoft conspiracy! There's no "community" behind Linux, just a megacorp. All those kernel mailing lists are just a fabrication!

Yes people get paid to work on open source, and it's in the employers' interests. Not necessarily with the purpose of undermining competitiors, like your paranoid delusions would have us believe. Hardware manufacturers contribute to Linux because they want market share. Many projects start as university research, eg. the BSD operating system. Very often internal projects that are not central to a business get open sourced, to get "free" help from others and to get geek cred. Others contribute to projects they have gained from, eg. Twitter and Facebook & MySQL.

You're not totally wrong - OpenOffice was allegedly open sourced "maliciously" but to dismiss all open source as a smokescreen is just idiotic.

So please pray tell which specific MySQL alternatives you refer to, and which specific competitors are behind them. And show the evidence, or shut the fuck up.

foo_bar_baz
FAIL

"Never paying anyway"

Market share in the "free" software sector does matter. A prime way to make money from open source is to use it as a gateway drug.

Startup uses open source, gets paid version as the business grows up. When what started as a two-man shop employs an IT department and a CTO, they will want to cover their asses with support contracts. Now those fledgling companies are going to avoid MySQL because it doesn't measure up to competition like Postgres, and the future support contracts go to companies like http://www.enterprisedb.com/.

Same applies to small projects inside big companies. A department sets up an internal service for a handful of developers running off Debian on a decommisoned server. When the service is a success, the company will want to productize and deploy it company wide, perhaps start selling it to partners. It's all part of going "enterprisey" - whether it's worth it or not is another matter.

Drinking too much coffee can MAKE YOU BLIND

foo_bar_baz
Facepalm

Subtlety

The article specifically says there's a heightened risk, IF you are already genetically disposed to developing glaucoma. It does not say X cups/day -> blindness as per the Reg headline.

A statistical study is one way to disprove a hypothesis (coffee & exfoliation glaucoma). The results of this one certainly don't disprove it, just offer tentative support.

The purpose of a paper like this is not to inform your coffee drinking decisions or government policy. It's to let other researchers know the results of your studies, point toward a possible result and direct further studies. If you're demanding for iron clad results in every scientific study, you're not going get many done. Science doesn't progress how a layman would like, it's often slow and leads to dead ends. Deal with it.

Ubuntu 12.10: More to Um Bongo Linux than Amazon ads

foo_bar_baz
Facepalm

Re: Friday

Except it's Tuesday. I think I just need my meds.

foo_bar_baz
Pint

Re: Queue the freetards....

The freetards must NOT stand in a row! They must NOT lollygag all over the place! It is time to take a stand on freetards!

Queue them! Queue them I say! Queue them with middleware, queue them with enterprise busses! Queue them to parallel threads and with multiprocessing modules! We shall queue them on the beaches and landing grounds. We shall queue them with growing confidence in the air! We shall never surrender!

OK, it's Friday and I need a pint. Maybe a little lie down.

Tim Cook: 'So sorry for Apple's crap maps app - try Bing or Nokia'

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No-one is listening to obvious MS troll

First paragraph from your lined article:

"iPhone 5 sales topped five million over the first weekend, beating the previous record set by the iPhone 4S, but still falling short of estimates."

So they beat sales records and that's a sign of "cracks starting to show". Many competitors would be happy to miss those kinds of inflated estimates.

Linux-based Tizen mobile platform lives!

foo_bar_baz

Re: Need Apps

I'm pretty certain it will run Android apps, considering MeeGo and Maemo can, using Alien Dalvik. Also see:

http://my-symbian.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=44032&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

With WebOS being open source now, it's pretty likely that there will be HTML5 -based apps available.

Installing old fashioned Linux apps (command line) is just a matter of adding a repository and apt-get install or yum install. Yes you can run command line apps and it's actually a useful feature.

Then there are native applications from older OS generations that will be simple to update. Personally I find apps overrated. I rarely use any on my phone, mainly the browser and other bundled applications. But that's just me.

NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie

foo_bar_baz
Happy

Re: "The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus"

Sounds to me like the Asparagus is a standard measurement for doctors extracting foreign objects from human orifices. Probably along with the Banana, Gerbil and Cucumber.

"Say Pete, could you give me hand with a 2.5 Asparagus patient?" Cue smirks from medical employees and puzzled looks from nearby civvies.

Climate sceptic? You're probably a 'Birther', don't vaccinate your kids

foo_bar_baz
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To upvote or downvote?

You give an example of cherry picking evidence when trying to prove a point. I was curious, so I went and looked up those passages. The intent of your quoted sentences seems clear ("pray standing in synagogues ... to be seen by men"), and even clearer when you read them in context. Matthew 6 starts with:

"Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them."

I.e. you should not practice your religion with the intent of looking good to others. It's NOT saying you are not allowed to pray in a church, it simply mentions praying *standing* in a synagogue (a place of prayer after all) as an example. Presumably the norm at the time of writing was to pray sitting or kneeling. In today's context everyone saying the lord's prayer together is hardly an attempt to look holier than the next person.

So a good example of cherry picking. Then you actually seem to believe your example yourself, and think you've somehow outsmarted a dumb religious fool. D'oh.

'GNOME people are in total denial about what their problem is'

foo_bar_baz
Devil

Re: "Burglarized"

I love that word, it conjures such vivid imagery. Yes it's comical, almost Dickensian. A plodding plumber plumbs, a bumbling burglar burgles. The master cat thieves - pinkpantherish tiptoe gait, darting eyes, glinting grin - those that practice the art of burglary. They burglarize. Yes they do.

Why Java would still stink even if it weren't security swiss cheese

foo_bar_baz
Megaphone

Re: @Daniel

> And there you go showing your bias and ignorance.

I'm biased because I've run into the same issue repeatedly in a short period of time. Application A is dog slow, vendor documentation says "don't run in a VM, it cannot perform well". Try out application B, it won't even run properly in the VM. Evaluate application C, requirements say 4-12G RAM needed. Competing application C2 runs on hundreds of megabytes of RAM. I guess seeing a pattern emerge makes me ignorant.

I've seen Java apps that run well, I've worked on developing "enterprisey" products that had a Java core. As an administrator I just find that deploying and maintaining Java apps is a pain in comparison. Yes it's my job and it's what I have to do, but the complaints are still valid. I'd complain if I had to work with Windows 3.11.

BTW, Python 2.x is always backward compatible - unlike Java judging from the comment above. You can install Python 2.7 and apps written for 2.2 will run perfectly well. Virtualenv is handy for developers but I wouldn't use it in production. You can easily have multiple Python installs in parallel, eg. Python 2.6 in addition to the default 2.4.

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@Daniel

Daniel you must be a joy to work with. You are condescending and discount the possibility that others' experiences could have some real basis, putting it all down to their stupidity and incompetence. The typical arrogant zero social skills techie, best kept away from customers and preferably from the payroll.

My heart sinks when an app contains a JVM directory, or when I have to install an Oracle RPM just because it's the only Java version officially supported by the vendor - even if OpenJDK would work just as well. A bundled JVM is an admission of defeat in itself, for some reason I've never seen PHP, Perl or Python bundled with an application.

Java = "Have 12 gigs of RAM and don' run in a VM or suffer dreadful performance".

foo_bar_baz
Devil

Author is correct

Java has its place, but that place is not in the browser. It's fine for *hock* *spit* enterprisey server side applications.

3,000 Guild Wars 2 gamers banned for flogging stolen loot

foo_bar_baz
Boffin

Re: What exactly is the definition of "cheating", anyway?

Put yourself in the game company's shoes for a moment. How would you run it?

1) magically produce perfect, bug free code

2) run the company at a loss, spending all your cash on testing and not releasing any updates

3) let exploiters ruin the game dynamics by introducing megabazillion $currency into the game economy

Ofcourse it comes down to real world money. If you let a minority ruin the game for everyone else, customers leave and you don't get a return on your investment.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

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Thumb Up

Re: Yes.. and no... but YES!

Agreed.

I found myself muting screaming/singing/mouthbreathing players a lot. Done by holding ALT and using cursor keys to select a player, then hitting Del.

foo_bar_baz
Pint

Exploits already in use

Played CS:GO last night, some guy had a speed hack and killed everyone in the other team. Server emptied pretty quick. At least he was brazenly obvious about it.

Back to other games, preferably ones that involve imbibing malted beverages.

Brummie plod cuffed in Facebook troll hunt

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Facepalm

"Here" vs. "normal life"

AC is a total fuckwad

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

Next time someone pretending to be you creates a pedo site, you'll "just leave", right?

Open source author pulls code after GPL abuse

foo_bar_baz
Pint

Re: All this and the Open Source community...

You're years behind, brother. You're fundamentally right. Relying on a single upstream developer is risky, but right there's the opportunity to provide related services. This is where the money comes into play in open source: installing, maintaining, adapting, hosting, supporting etc. I've been making my living from open source for almost ten years, and my current employer is raking it in thanks to Stallman et al. Understanding licensing and living by it is very important, but due diligence is a small cost compared to the options of a) buying or b) writing the software yourself. Making cash from open source doesn't make you a leech. Just play nice, which some guys apparently did not do with Mayan.

If you don't trust in open source, I suggest you start by withdrawing your money from your bank. Next you may as well stop investing altogether, since the stock exchange is running on open source too.

foo_bar_baz
Facepalm

Re: Like RMS/GNU

random reply is random.