* Posts by Marvin the Martian

1513 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

Android outsells Apple 2:1

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

@QuinnDexter: indeed.

Your first paragraph is correct (then it goes downhill a bit, which may have gotten the downvoters going)...

Notice how Nielsen clearly state "xxx chose an Android device" above their graph, where TheRegister titles it "2:1 chose Android". A frankly amateurish effort at slanting the news; lets say in the league of TheGrauniad, well below Fox News.

Virtual cloud monkeys go bananas writing Shakespeare

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

That's why you're a code monkey.

You have to see the rest of the picture.

He didn't care about the experiment, he knew exactly what he was doing. He parametrized it so that it would end in a finite time -- waiting for all needed 9 letter strings to appear has the correct timeframe; 8 letter strings goes 26x faster, 10 letter 26x slower.

As he explained to the Beeb, he did it to learn his way around Hadoop --- it's a marketable skill, and he's been in every non-techical news report around the world: very very cheap career advertising at $20/day for a short while. [He started for free when Amazon was giving away access to attract developers, and he took it offline when there wasn't anything left to learn to save the $20/day.]

Sony Vaio SB 13.3in notebook

Marvin the Martian
IT Angle

Speed switch: between "incredible" and "ludicrous" or "11" and "11+"

If you are going to have a silly hardware switch, at least give it a cool couple of names. Ask the sales people, they might find something.

But it seem software would be the better judge of whether speeding up is needed or not: "Hm, this Photoshop thread asks the sharpening of a 10Mx7.5M pixel image... should I do it on "slow"? Perhaps not!". Let it be human-overridable if you want, but leave it at that.

Faster-than-light back with surprising CERN discovery

Marvin the Martian
Boffin

And faster than light happens all the time...

... just not faster than light in a vacuum (which the rocky 700km between CERN and "Big Rock" aren't).

The Cherenkov effect --- the greenish light always seen around say nuclear fuel rods in cooling water for example --- is exactly that, (charged) particles going faster than light in the medium at hand.

Attention metal thieves: Buy BT, get 75 MILLION miles of copper

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

I blame red tape.

It's the paperwork that holds them up: you don't become a criminal because of the healthy outdoor lifestyle, it's that you cannot bother with following procedure and getting paper in order. Usually, starting with failing to collect GCSEs, however simple these are.

Nissan Micra DIG-S

Marvin the Martian
Stop

I didn't mean why this (type of) car or so.

I meant, "Why oh why a car review?". On an IT site.

It's arguably hardware, but one review means nothing without a comparison set --- "Is 70% good or bad? Is 180pounds heavy or not? Where does the reviewer stand anyway?". For example, a bad review by Jeremy Clarkson may mean it's a reasonably priced and efficient vehicle instead of an ED/CD (erectile dysfunction compensator device), or it may actually be a bad car.

Marvin the Martian
Devil

Why?!

Just, why?

Chinese bloke gets eel lodged up todger

Marvin the Martian

Your standards of proof seem a bit low.

Intel laptop boss to make Ultrabooks context savvy

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

Same (but bowlderized) reaction here.

He's been looking at Steve Jobs' keynotes, and thought he could also come across as kewl. Style -- you got it or not.

Science, engineering PhDs to drop by a third

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

Depends on the system.

In many systems, a "free" student is seen by the group or the leader as free indeed... Extra hands for undesirable jobs (marking and editing), with no strings attached to failure to complete -- no effort was placed into getting a grant and convincing committees with promises.

So (beyond personal decency) the student has no stick and few carrots, and dropout rates are extra high.

HP to bring 6,000 more TouchPads to UK - for staff only

Marvin the Martian

A bit unlike the toy companies.

The idea for toy companies is NOT to then sell this limited batch at a loss. And neither is upsetting about 60% of your staff [those that will not be able to get their hands on one, if limited to one per person].

Amazon solves wait-at-home-for-deliveries problem

Marvin the Martian

Boxes/lockers are overkill; system exists since years in Benelux.

Since many years you can get such "delivery to convenient points" in Belgium and Holland, typically for Amazon-like deliveries (no Amazon.be or .nl --> Bol.com and similar local competitors). They give you a list of possible delivery points nearby: gas station shops (often 24/7), convenience stores, newsagents, ... . There's no need for lockers, except if you've become hyperallergic to human contact -- the shopkeeper has it in the back with other stuff not on display; it's as secure as any other mail in transit and as long as you don't countersign you can prove you haven't received anything (safer than leaving on doorsteps or handing it to neighbours).

A few years ago it was in the order of 2000-3000 options, sufficiently dense in the urban and suburban regions. In the end no different from picking up your specially-ordered mags at the newsagents, saving a needless trip to the PO queue on the one post-17h-opening eve, especially if your employer has a problem with using their offices for private deliveries.

HP Pavilion dv7 17.3in Llano notebook

Marvin the Martian

I disagree.

In the early 2000's, my quite-general-purpose/student computer had a 24inch monitor with about that number of pixels (in 3:4). It was fantastic to do coding work with, some light photoshopping, or watch a dvd, but ate up all of my desk.

This is just a space-efficient version of that, especially considering my workload & habits haven't really changed... 1080p screens are fine, but make no difference to any DVD I have and very little to any iPlayer/Lovefilm online watching. It clearly stated "budget" here.

Court bans man called Peter from calling himself Peter

Marvin the Martian

Computer says yes.

Yes, when caught driving very drunk or at ridiculous speeds your driving licence gets taken in immediately. That's indeed before judgement.

Hologram Live

Marvin the Martian
WTF?

Wow what an improvement to my phone!

Suddenly my phone's all so much more functional, and my relatives are ringing me with timely and succint conversations, the insurance company that's been cold-calling me at least thrice a week for literally months (all kinds of tantrums on my side notwithstanding) has suddenly stopped, and I don't get twice daily spam texts anymore that "you may be entitled £3500 in accident compensation". What a difference this app makes!

No, really, how does this battery-consuming tripe improve my lot?

Zalman ZM-VE200 portable virtual Rom drive

Marvin the Martian
Thumb Down

Cost of HDD

Usually outweighed by the cost of blank DVDs (to say nothing of lost hours re-writing those, and finding all currently-in-use-somewhere-in-the-company versions thereof).

Sweden rolls out invisible infrared tank

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

Fridges? Peltiers?!

It's obvious that there is a net heat production for any type of cooling (and Peltiers are some of the least efficient), and on top of any engine heat.

So either this also has a giant tank of liquid nitrogren or so, or it only works on a non-running tank and non-sunny days (as the heat would build up too)...

Green energy and jobs will cripple the UK economy

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

Oil running out or not,

This winter's (non-renewable) energy prices went up 18%, while those for renewables stayed the same (wind) or fell (solar), with the geopolitical situation of average stability. And the last winter they did the same. So another year or 5 and renewable energy is actually cheaper.

And manufacturing leaving the UK is usual trend independent of green. You want to keep high-value ones (typically high on design, so relatively low on energy cost vs sales price).

And the targets are EU-wide, so far from a "UK-only obsession".

Dell Alienware M18x 18.4in gaming notebook

Marvin the Martian
Alien

Applify this?

I'd love to see the Apple designers go with the specsheet (functioning hardware-wise, not lights etc) and see what they can build for that --- at what price and in how few kilos.

Space junk at 'tipping point', now getting worse on its own

Marvin the Martian
Coat

Tipping point?

Given what they're doing up there, that should obviously read "fly tipping point".

Sony Android tablets in-bound

Marvin the Martian
Pint

Thought the same.

Saves the weight + bulk + cost of a screen protector/case.

I'm holding out till they replace glass screens with rolled-up-silver-screens + projectors.

IBM builds biggest-ever disk for secret customer

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

"Surprised by 128kbps choice"?

Well Aldi's been listening to you: http://www.aldi.co.uk/uk/html/offers/special_buys3_20542.htm?WT.mc_id=2011-09-02-09-08 -- they take music of unspecified length at 64kbps

Marvin the Martian
Meh

**I'll hazard a guess.

Inbreeding?

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

But is it portable?

That seems to be of little use if at home --- it's out on the cabin in the moors without connection and only sheep around that it would come into its own.

UBS tells IT contractors: Take a 10% pay cut ... or 100%

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Doesn't anyone notice the Swiss franc's state??

Anybody that's ever been to Switzerland will tell you prices are ridiculous, making Oslo look like package holiday territory. And it has gotten worse recently... The last two years the Swiss franc has gone up by some 60%.

So if you're paid in Swiss francs but are an expat, then you're funnelling off quite a lot into Euros or Pounds, and have in effect had a giant payrise. [Example: work in Geneva, live in France (easily just 25min away from the diplomatic zone) -- so you pay mortgage/rent in Euro, food in Euro, council tax in Euro, ... . Bingo!] So a 10% cut in a tough jobmarket is not such a difficult choice [but 24h decision time is inhumane, human rights court territory].

Conversely, UBS charging for their services in Swiss francs: they've eaten deeply their competitive edge through no management decision of their own.

This of course only holds for Swiss units, not London-based ones.

Toshiba outs 'world's thinnest, lightest' tablet

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

Queue the apple fanbois??

That's going to be a bloody long row.

One last production run for TouchPad

Marvin the Martian

$250?

But everybody knows they've been selling now for $100--$200, so reaching shops at $250 in a few weeks/months time is not going to help.

And argued e.g. on TheRegister, most of the shopping frenzy was a the idea it was a unique opportunity; people felt they got a fantastic deal vs. the $400 asking price (the day before) --- many people wouldn't have bought the $200 device if sold previously at that price.

So a $250 asking price means they will want to get it for $75--$150 max! Paying $250 means having missed the boat on paying $100, and gives people (irrationally) a feeling of having lost out (rather than paying a fair price for a quite good machine).

Cyber cops arrest man, 61, for menacing chick-lit MP

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

What a classy message.

Whatever provocation (there's something about not stooping to the other's level), I'm a bit puzzled by her tweets... It's not really of the gravitas I'd want from a Right Honourable Member of Parliament, a Tory one, and an professional writer at that.

Ten... budget Android tablets

Marvin the Martian
IT Angle

Someway somehow a strange renaming...

"Andypad" just doesn't sound professional, so a "pro" version makes it sound even weirder.

Also strange, in the review: I've never heard "warmer" as a positive review point (in the Kogan paragraph).

IDLENESS sees Brits haemorrhage cash to mobe firms

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

It's a special version of "idleness" here.

If you actually have a life and/or job, there's little time left over for all this Which-driven switching --- of phone, gas, water, electricity, broadband, tv and other suppliers. Paperwork for peanuts while there's other things to chase --- like the recently almost-completely-scrapped child benefits that left a huge hole in our finances.

Also, most of these switches give a ridiculous hassle every once-in-a-while: after switching away from them, a Which-recommended utility has taken about 2years to refund us the £300 it had already taken --- they "expected" us to use £50 a month, it systematically was below £30, they refused to either lower their automatic taking or to refund us the increasing stash; so we left.

After Jobs: Apple and the Cult of Disruption

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

"Ecosystem"

... I've learned its "meaning" in the tech sense actually from TheRegister --- mostly in "Itanium/Itanic ecosystem" and variations thereof.

Conclusion: ignore this article, or follow its advice and ignore TheRegister?

Samsung refuses to buy HP's PC business

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

@Bryant: Speaking of ignorance,

HP has indeed said that it'd leave the hardware bizz, so that has been offered for sale. You know, the TouchPad disaster and all that. Oh it's not in this news item so it hasn't happened you say? I'm sorry.

appToyz appWheel

Marvin the Martian
Holmes

I'm more interested in how the 30% was gained than the 70% lost.

But what were the good features distinguishing this from a 10% or 0%? "Got rid of that pesky tenner" or so.

Piles of unshiftable HP fondle-slabs choke Best Buy

Marvin the Martian
Thumb Up

Further step

... and pay the employees' severance fee in TouchPads (bought back at discount from Best Buy), solving TWO problems at once.

COMET WILL DEFINITELY NOT HIT EARTH – NASA

Marvin the Martian
Mushroom

Bunkers? Stocks!

I'll be investing quickly in life insurance companies' shares... Think of it, all policies will mature suddenly, and the holders will not be able to cash in --- hence MEGAPROFIT for the companies and hence the shareholders.

I'll be LOADED, when we all go together.

Chic USB drive leads double life as personal vibrator

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

Why the advert?

Why the advertorial hyperlink to Trek and Goody? I hope its paid for, to provide a salary for more investigative and/or thoughtful articles than this press release paraphrasing.

Google's Moto move spells iPhone doom

Marvin the Martian
WTF?

And what about the old vs young customer argument?

I also don't buy much of the arguments, as pointed out by ThomH.

And saying that Android will win because thats what the young people buy and theyll be around for longer -- thats just rubbish. Exhibit A: MySpace vs Facebook... the second was the grownup place, the first disappeared. Exhibit B: mass market vs luxury cars... Mercedes and their ilk are bought by older men, as younger people dont have the cash -- but when they have the cash they dont stick by toyota or vauxhall because that's where they started, do they?

Cops tweet about cuffed twits who incited violence via Twitter

Marvin the Martian
WTF?

Why?

You want the thugs to be better trained and more efficient in destroying stuff in an organized way?

10-year old hacker finds flaw in mobile games

Marvin the Martian
Mushroom

I prefer the BBC News version of this article.

On the BBC it was implied that this would let arbitrary code be run on the system...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14443001

(As for the comment above that it indeed is "hacking" in an online game -- note that its obviously NOT an online game here, as that kind of trickery is checked against... it only worked "if shutting down wifi" etc.)

Marvin the Martian

Yes, but you were older than 10.

The age is the news here. Soon we will have news items for youngest baby sending a txt, youngest sending a txt using T9, etc etc.

Beware of Macs in enterprise, security consultants say

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

It seems so.

It seems to be a OSX Server vulnerability specifically.

But I find it a bit of a swooping conclusion --- buying into a platform or not based on a specific vulnerability? Next week the same guy comes up with one of the many cross-site scripting windows vulnerabilities and suggests to avoid PCs?

Apple kills MacBook, soups up MacBook Air

Marvin the Martian

But what was the point, last generation?

Doing the most basic upgrades necessary on the MBook, they did cost more than the basic MBPro that had them preinstalled! Which were better finished and had a backlit keyboard.

Who on earth bought a macbook last year or so??

I was hoping they'd re-label the old MBP to the "new" MB.

Apple ups Mac Mini spec, lowers price

Marvin the Martian
Stop

As always, show me this equivalent PC at lower price.

Last time AOpen made a McMini copy, it was same price, lower specced, worse design. Several other efforts stranded.

So show this comparative but superior or cheaper machine or shut up.

OS X Lion roars, coughs on appearance in App Store

Marvin the Martian
Trollface

@ piloti: "Fedora with Gnome Three and blow anything Apple out of the water."

AAAAhah hahahhahahahaaahahahahaa ahhah hahah hahah

...

hahahahaahahhaahhaha hihihihi hahahahhahhahaha

...

/ad infinitum

Ten... Portable USB 3.0 HDDs

Marvin the Martian
Facepalm

And there was me,

hoping you'd include my USB3.0 Toshiba Canvio drive...

Jobs: Apple succession plans are 'hogwash'

Marvin the Martian
Go

Monstrous ego created share price.

FTFY

Apple annihilates Wall Street performance estimates

Marvin the Martian
Alien

Is it a poet?

.. Channeling amanfrommars?

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

@Mitchell "fleecing... markup..." and other childish idiocies.

Why don't you look at HP's fabulous new ipad clone; it can do all that the ipad can, looks a bit worse and is chunkier and less sturdy (innovative combination), but it has this fantastically low price of ... exactly the same as the ipad.

Bill seeks to decriminalise pianos in pubs and schools

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

The belgian answer?

You mean, have up to six* governments at any one time (now five, as you hint at, as one went for a prolonged liedown)? I don't see how that helps.

There's separate governments there for person-bound and land-bound issues --- as if you can separate those (e.g., urbanism: planning schools = person-bound, roads = land-bound). *To wit: 1 federal gov (now down for a long time), 3 linguistic govs (Flemish, French and German), 3 regional govs (Flemish, Walloon, Brussels); with the caveat that the Flemish have integrated their two local govs (the Walloons can't as they have the German speakers on their terrain, AND they want to meddle in Brussels).

Get your kit off for Putin, win an iPad 2, Russian ladies told

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

Yea, but why stoop to an iPad?

I'd expected some serious, clunky homegrown hardware. Have some pride!