* Posts by Marvin the Martian

1513 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Mar 2007

HP gives Lou Reed a right shoeing

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

HP

Weren't they ink sellers? I believe they were. With some sidelines in mickey mouse tech (inc),

Nokia's developers wait and wait for Windows Phone

Marvin the Martian
Pint

It's no actual problem

Just put in more processors, and they can each run WM7 and run a separate task. Seamless!

Techies floored by 'virus' after Playboy mansion party

Marvin the Martian

"Get-a-peek"

I misread it in the article as "pet-a-geek".

Geeky gifts for Valentine's Day

Marvin the Martian
Dead Vulture

I'm with you here.

They were indeed the only two things I considered buying. All the rest: I didn't get the memo that valentine loot is now supposed to break the 50quid barrier, and break it badly!

[A 2100quid philips big screen tv?? Seriously? Since when are valentine nicknacks supposed to eat up living room space for the next 5 years??]

Stroppy Belgian students in Ryanair mutiny

Marvin the Martian
FAIL

Read your own first paragraph.

"A handful arrive late & extremely noisy."

Ryanair decides to let those on!? Waste 100+ people's time, and let then them have a plane ride with free megaphone entertainment by drunken student?

Marvin the Martian
Megaphone

No, they didn't. But also didn't fly.

Most are still stuck there, as other flights were full or too expensive.

On the one hand, salute them for not paying extortionate non-costs (like 30quid for losing a boarding pass) --- and on the other hand, so this nice plane company lets people with megaphones in "full party mood" board the plane? Great customer satisfaction for the other people in the plane?!

AOL buys Huffington Post

Marvin the Martian
Pint

But she also clearly knows interesting people.

I've never met anyone who actually survived "...stepping off a fast-moving train and onto a supersonic jet." So I'd like to read an interesting interview with such people.

Catalans to hunt wild boar with bows and arrows

Marvin the Martian
Stop

@saggar: no, they are not.

France is overrun with explosive numbers of boar, so that hunting is not going well there. Everywhere on the continent there's a surprising boom in numbers, and severe culls needed.

e.g. 23/12/2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11948612

Netgear CEO sorry for 'when Steve Jobs goes away' bit

Marvin the Martian
Dead Vulture

So no comments about the point at all?

Reading all comments published upto now, apparently nobody agrees or disagrees with the point made by the man and apparently subscribed by the register: that Apple would do better as an open platform??

Last time they were more open was the time of the clones. MacOS was dreadful compared, the users were mostly graphics companies with Stockholm Syndrome, and the company almost bankrupt. Open up MacOS and --- no! I don't want serial numbers! I want to be able to do clean installs, I want to replace a harddisk and just reinstall; I want to decide my partitioning was stupid and just redo. I do not want to phone MacUK for new serial numbers after 5reinstalls, etc etc.

The point of the mac is the ancient art of mackido -- the one true mac way. Which saves you brainpower and time by not letting you fiddle to find what the machine wants.

/disclosure: I used a Win7 machine 2weeks over Xmas. I thought I was transported back to 2004 and had a mac cheaply airbrushed to look more like windows...

No, I'm normally a Ubuntu person.

Reg Hardware Reader Awards 2010 Winners

Marvin the Martian
Dead Vulture

Even internal consistency is gone!

At a glance, I'd say Gold for the iPad, and Silver for the HTC desire --- not touched either, but just counting sales and headlines it's rather safe.

If you disagree, then it gets ridiculous: compare that category and the "mobile" one where the iPad won:

if Desire > iPad, and iPad > Windows7Mobile, then clearly the Desire (being a *mobile*) should win the "mobile" category!?

Lawyer wants WikiLeaker kept off suicide watch

Marvin the Martian
Unhappy

It's par for the US course.

You should look up the numbers in US "Supermax" prisons, and their practices. It is completely not fitting for social species like us primates (but creationists will dismiss that argument then probably).

The central idea is sensory deprivation --- stuck in a small empty cell 23h or 23h30 per day, no natural (varying) light, solitary confinement, no contact with humans. Clearly a recipe for mental breakdowns, and arguably torture. To a large extent this is an extrajudicial punishment, because it is usually decided by prison authorities, not by an panel of judges, as a procedural matter to simplify the officers' lives. It is in often given to "difficult" prisoners, with "difficult" to an outsider usually translating to "obviously mentally extremely distressed" (e.g., covering themselves in faeces).

The numbers are staggering, and what will happen after returning those to the streets after a decade of that hardly bears thinking (well, reoffending clearly, and that's then posthoc justification?).

There should be stronger UK campaigns against this, as this government (and the last!) are too pro-SuperMax for comfort. Although I shouldn't personally care --- me & nobody I know will end up there so why care?

Beeb gets the measure of the London Eye

Marvin the Martian
Stop

What we rather want to know ---

The size of the envelope being pushed, is it C6? Or more or less ambitious?

Apple tops $6bn in quarterly income

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Device?

At first sight it seems a fair margin --- clearly not $130 for every iPod Shuffle, but $130 for every Mac Pro is far too little to be competitive.

But there's so many apple-device-less sales: applecare extended warranties (linked to a device, but clearly a separate service), applestores selling all kinds of trinkets (USB cables, docks, Epson printers, whatever), iTunes and appstore, boxed software, ...

So your rough per-device profit is a bit meaningless, all in all. Show me an overpriced device, seems the simplest approach.

[When the MacMini was disassembled and costs summed up, a cry of "overpriced! outrageously so!" followed --- but all competitors that tried made either a more expensive or an inferiorly specced product (and several cleverly did both at once), so not much more was heard from that. Same with the first iPods --- decent-brand competitors weren't any substantially cheaper... Only the chunky no-name flash players are cheaper per GB. And don't mention the Zune. Quality competitors do have to go for features, alternative design, and audio quality never price.]

Apple without Jobs: Who's next?

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

That word doesn't mean what you think it means.

"Obtuse"?! "Opaque", possibly, if it has to be similarly infrequent and latinate, but "obtuse" is frankly an impossible fit.

Cops break up Kinect Boxing bout

Marvin the Martian
Troll

Sweden also has lovely lakes.

Tho a moose once bit my sister...

Badness-browsing Belgian busted on Brit break

Marvin the Martian
Pirate

full address?

No, they failed to add the exact house number. Though the graffitied insults on the front door are a giveaway.

Steve Ballmer at 11: A Microsoft power play too far?

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Paris Hilton

Bing? Half-a-billion WHAT?

"Sales of Bing are in the half a billion range"? But of what units? Zimbabwe dollars? Bytes?

Watson beats humans in Jeopardy! dry run

Marvin the Martian
Megaphone

My thoughts exactly.

When it becomes more cost effective to have this thingy around than an actual specialist, that may be a bit off... They seem to have a similar shelflife, say 15years, I'd hazard.

Well, supposedly you could have a lot of "interpreters" around who each feed their questions to one centrally located QA machine --- however, it then purely depends on the quality of the interpreters, on them accurately understanding the situation and correctly gauging the importance of each factor present.. almost like a specialist would do. Hm...

SWAT team besieges Illinois school in 'butt dialling' incident

Marvin the Martian
Flame

@__PB__: Nicely farfetched story

But there being no indication whatsoever that the school was involved as a location, spending 2hrs combing through it makes as much sense as combing through any other building.

2hrs X 30 (at very least, backups/comms/... etc) = expensive.

Apple ditches Costco. Or vice versa. Or both

Marvin the Martian

Megapacks?

Yes, but, it makes (some) sense to buy a 10pack of say 2gb SD cards, which you can nicely discount; that family pack of iPods may not sell so readily. So large quantities of small objects may differ in saleability...

iPad-smuggling women pinched in China

Marvin the Martian
Troll

Viral marketing

... Or maybe they were regular ladies, and this was viral marketing highlighting the portability of the thingies?

Police appeal for missing Taser

Marvin the Martian
IT Angle

camouflage

I'd on the other hand worry how often guns are sneakily lost like this (easier to replace so nobody has to know)? To put a fluo yellow thingy on a roof next to the blue/red lights and not notice is just... strange. So how about a small gunmetal grey thingy?

New NASA model: Doubled CO2 means just 1.64°C warming

Marvin the Martian
Stop

Modelling -- a science even if spelled with one l.

The most obvious red herring is going on about "global warming" and how it's less degrees on average or not... That's not really the point, is it?

Somewhere around 2000 the consensus was reached that we're not so much worried about warming, but about climate change --- if the temperature stays the same on average, but in some regions it goes down others it goes up then there is indeed a big change. Especially because precipitation/rain is very sensitive to these changes... There again, if average rain stays the same but it all falls in autumn, you're not really going to survive with a foodless spring and summer, are you? And in most cases it's not going to be the same quantity of rain (so possible to store & ration) but a very different one...

Short version: global warming out, climate change in, get with the programme!

Ad man offers fine drugs and finer print to Macbook thief

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

Actually, number plate would do, here.

Number plate would be much more use here and reasonably easy to get... But the provided video is still essential, mugshot on its own would be hard to get here as well as useless without some evidence of that person being a criminal as well.

Sharp launches Galapagos tablets

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

I dunno...

Galapagos implies an evolutionary cul de sac, a special evolutionary outcome maintained by lack of competition. Not a promising idea...

Inventor only entitled to share of employer's actual patent earnings

Marvin the Martian

With the same logic,

Imagine the taxman says: "your company sold its software at 100$ apiece, but due to its uniqueness the market would have been prepared to pay upto 250$ apiece, therefore we charge you VAT at 21% of that higher number (arrived at by digital-rectal manipulation), so please give 52$ per sale in taxes." That kite won't fly.

And conversely, if you have a minor invention but your company succeeds in completely overselling licences to that useless thing, you won't get any royalties presumably?

USA to bin colour-code terror warning system - report

Marvin the Martian
Troll

"Taupe" is what you're looking for.

That darker-than-mid-gray-but-not-really-dark, it's known as taupe (french for mole, so mole-gray really). Don't ask me --- it was dress code for a marriage I attended some time ago.

/troll as this one looks like a fraggle, hence similar to a mole.

YES! It's the twists-in-midair FALLING GECKO ROBOT!

Marvin the Martian
Alien

Mr Lizard club, "one downvote"

There's more of us. Where were you in the 80s? Haven't you seen V?

Tea Party activists accused of rigging Dancing vote to favour Palin

Marvin the Martian
Grenade

Why?

What are you on about? You're seriously discussing on a UK site a tv programme nobody here can watch. Well -- the equivalent show is here of course (as it is in every country), but not yours.

And nobody cares here; it's a tech site not a tv review. Why blabber about Palin improving much because there was (and is) so much room for improvement (or that's what I guess, TL;DR)?

Ten... sub-£50 budget MP3 players

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WTF?

It's called "alphabetic"

If you want to look it up, it's near the beginning of that dictionary thingy. Somewhat after Aardvark, before Astroturf. If you find Africa, continue. If you reach Gnu, you're right out, better give up.

Hope it helps!

26,000km 'leccy joy ride crosses finish line

Marvin the Martian
Troll

@Matt 21: "While I use the Skoda."

There, you lost the argument!

Indonesian smut vid star's arse hauled into court

Marvin the Martian
Thumb Up

On the other hand

It's one of the few countries not to go after the women and letting the men off (no pun). It's there together with Sweden I guess, so I salute them on this.

[For example, Blighty still finds it easier to harass street prostitutes than booking kerb crawlers; less chance of embarassing outcomes like soiling the name of good housefathers of course.]

Cloud OS netbook turns up in Blighty

Marvin the Martian
Stop

What you mean?

I'm sure on all our desktops Space Invaders is one of the top-14 productivity apps.

Why 14 per screen you ask? Because 16 would be weird!

Get out the bar, your plane's leaving

Marvin the Martian
WTF?

Don't worry

It's anyway only meant for 100sq m airports.

Christians vs metalheads in FB flame war

Marvin the Martian
Flame

Meh.

Their targets are also a famous bunch of w*nkers, play-acting believers in an even less coherent worldview not even propped up by good intentions like the commandments.

Like the EDL creating an atmosphere that helps recruit fundamentalists, the two deserve each other but make it worse for the more sane rest.

Marvin the Martian
Flame

Depends on your reading.

If you're more of the protestant, evangelical bent then you forget the new testament (with its forgiveness) and stick to the old one (godly ire, eye-for-eye swaps, etc).

I fail to get fired up about either of these two here, their own imaginary friend and disparaging the other's.

NY youth makes $130k selling real(-ish) white iPhone 4s

Marvin the Martian
Pint

"A dumb arse like Jobs"?

I certainly believe your superior brain power has let you achieve far more than the pedestrian Mr. Jobs. Now you can build on your credentials by calling Bill Gates a dumb underachiever.

Good boy, you'll get far.

I didn't get further in your comment than those words (maybe they were ironic? I'll never know), showing already the intellectual and entrepreneurial gulf between us.

Speak geek: The world of made-up language

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

The only reaction possible to this...

(Did I overlook this in the article?)

http://xkcd.com/191/

Man: If you learned to speak Lojban, your communication would be completely unambiguous and logical.

Black Hat Guy: Yeah, but it would all be with the kind of people that learn Lojban.

Plods scrap crap stealth spy blimp

Marvin the Martian

"plod on foot"

That's just crazy talk!

My sister once claimed to have seen one, but it later turned out to be an airline pilot on his way home.

Panasonic Pure Line TX-L37D28 37in LCD TV

Marvin the Martian
Paris Hilton

"Cheaply built"

I'm not sure I understand what's wrong with a plastic casing for a static object. Yes, make my laptop a titanium one please, but outside of houses with hyperactive cats or inquisitive toddlers I don't see the point of a sturdy tv*. And even with crazy cats & offspring it will be a matter of judicious placing anyway, possibly with wall-hanging... so bring on the weight- and resources-saving plastic.

A cast iron tv, on the other hand, is strangely appealing.

(*and outside of such houses the rain is more of a problem anyway.)

iPhone users are sad and mentally unfocused

Marvin the Martian
Troll

Or conversely,

I would start worrying about my methodology, getting answers like "I'm making love! LOLZ!" or "Splitting atoms! Someone must clean up leftovers! =(!" etc. Some legpulling may have occured.

Tory councillor arrested over 'stoning to death' tweet

Marvin the Martian
Megaphone

Using humour is OK for this.

But his sad attempt worsened things (by point (1), now against a named individual).

If a politician says something outrageous/wrong/... and meaning it all, then just pointing out they said it (through this "humour") doesn't do anything at all, it just summarizes.

Twittering is just a hopelessly dangerous thing for politicians --- you can only refer to known stuff, maybe make a connection between two or three well-known things at most, so only possible reactions are "he says A and I think A/not-A so he's great/stupid", or "he says A and I think he's great/stupid so I now think A/not-A". This means people whose gut feeling about an issue differs from your opinion will think less of you --- while they may actually think more of you and/or change their feeling if you had had space to say why you think something on balance of all pros and cons.

Hitler hated communism but that shouldn't make you like/dislike either of them.

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

"Arguably"?

He did completely the wrong thing. He had choices enough, but most prominent seem (a) joke or (b) indignant shouting.

(a) He's a conservative, they know that whenever they try to joke it's a failure or a disaster, so that's a stupid option. (b) This is a rhetorical goldmine, as her statement goes against the general feeling of the vast majority of the population.

There's many rights and issues involved and she goes for a ridiculous blanket protection of states (rights of other countries and religions to differ from the UK and anglicanism) against individuals (equality rights and personal protections and justice), where the bulk will easily side with him over a well-phrased argument. He could have even got away with comparing it to Nazi or Communist suppression of freedom of speech.

I'd also kick him out of the party, for being a hopeless orator. It's the one skill you ask of a local politician (that, and not breaking the law, e.g. through corruption, drunken driving, proposing stoning individuals, putting cats in bins; you know, laws in general).

AMD chip chief: 'one day, microprocessor skyscrapers'

Marvin the Martian

"The third dimension is not an easy one"

That's what I keep saying late on friday nights, when I lay there looking at the stars.

Great and Good honour the designer of world's first laptop

Marvin the Martian
Headmaster

That's why they took it into space

Weightless, eh?

Twitter joke martyr loses appeal

Marvin the Martian

@ "Sent" & @ "Re:Sent"

Don't start to make up stuff. Good gracious, "it's an overheard conversation"!? By this logic posting whatever on your own site is not a threat.

The point of threats it to put them "out there" and that's done --- not in an overheard conversation or whatever. In the olden days, if you phoned a newspaper office that the airport will be blown up, it was correctly treated as a threat --- there's no suggestion of a law that you have to explicitely ring (or write on a standard X-43 form in triplicate) the airport. Here you electromagically jump the phone-a-paper step.

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I'd say the weakest point in the allegation is the lack of immediate action by police and airport, and later casual procedure: it shows that it was understood not to be an actual nor potentially developing threat. Lack of immediate action doesn't imply not-a-real-threat (indications of 9/11 activity missed months earlier, e.g., would still have been threats if disaster was averted just in time), but routine action shows it is.

MAD Students Union bars 'racist' ZOMBIE PHYSICISTS

Marvin the Martian
Pirate

It was to support the zombie cause!

It's like the "I'm Spartacus" thing! Minstrels too, they support integration!

'Superb' Apple 1 on the block for £100k-£150K

Marvin the Martian
Stop

"rather than an ugly utilitarian lump"

.... In other words, you've never had a Mac.

Marvin the Martian
Jobs Horns

That's an old one.

There's that giveaway, and then the apple to seduce mankind.

Google: Oracle doctored that 'copied Java code'

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Paris Hilton

I'd run that code past TheDailyWTF

It seems the android version is a bit more sane --- no "mCriticalityIndicator = CriticalityIndicator" and other obvious typo/bug-creators.