* Posts by Steve Foster

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Free WiFi in London Tube stations extended until end of 2012

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: Coverage

Actually, you do have almost as good wifi coverage from Virgin Media as on the tube network...

4K vs OLED: and the winner is...

Steve Foster

4k Monitors

Offering computer users some sensibly-sized (perhaps 27"-30") 4k monitors at reasonable prices would probably be a decent way to gain volume shipments.

Whopping supersonic-car rocket rattles idyllic Cornwall

Steve Foster
Joke

Bah Humbug!

Anybody would think stuff like this is rocket science!

Oh wait, it is...

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

Steve Foster

Re: What the fu..

The national minimum wage (NMW) for a 19-year old is £4.98 per hour. So doing 30-35 hours per week would indicate a minimum weekly wage of somewhere between £149.40 and £174.30.

Assuming she was working an average of 32.5 hours, and receiving £180 per week, that puts the rate at roughly £5.50ph, or about 10% higher than NMW.

Of course, if she were a little older, and entitled to the full "adult" rate of £6.08 per hour, then £180pw for 30-35 hours would indeed be below NMW.

(the NMW rates are being revised very slightly on October 1)

Google's Android celebrates fourth birthday

Steve Foster
Boffin

Inquiring Minds Want To Know

If v1.5 was Cupcake, what were the earlier A & B codenames?

UK.gov squatting on £1bn IPv4 motherlode

Steve Foster

Re: The tip of the iceberg

Eli Lilly is a large US pharmaceutical company.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=eli+lilly

Apple Java update fails to address mega-flaw – researcher

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: Most mainstream sites...

I don't have Java installed at all on my PCs, yet the BBC iPlayer works just fine.

(note that Java and Javascript are two different animals that happen to share similar syntax)

Report: Nokia to join Qi party with wireless-charging Lumia 920

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Hang on a moment

I've been misled. Based on the headline, I thought this was going to be a story about how our National Treasure & Technology God, Stephen Fry, would be using Nokia's last gasp on a little-known BBC2 show...

Samsung: We can't find any child labour at our Chinese contractor

Steve Foster
Joke

Duh!

I guess the inspectors didn't look up the chimneys then...

Markets to remain glutted with rapidly-depreciating Facebook shares

Steve Foster
Devil

Making Progress

Only another $18.02 to go...

Sony unwraps James Bond's new Droidphone

Steve Foster
FAIL

XPeria S a 20" tablet? - According to the BBC, it is...

"The Japanese firm unveiled a new 20-inch (51cm) Android-powered device which it said was "splash-proof" and thinner than its previous models."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19414357

Curiosity's laser turns Mars rocks to 'glowing plasma'

Steve Foster

Re: Certainly the first of its kind.

But aren't the reflective targets man-made, and positioned on the moon by us? (ergo, although they're off-earth, they're not strictly speaking "off-earth" objects).

God-botherers burst onto IPTV Freeview: The End is Nigh

Steve Foster
Headmaster

"at least 3 decades"

Um, DTDD ran from 1990 to 1998. Not only that, but what you've linked to is the last season from 1998, which is not even half of 3 decades old.

Firefox 14 encrypts Google search, but admen can still strip-search you

Steve Foster

@Testy McTester

Same here; Opera makes it very easy to have the Referrer disabled on a global basis, and then if I do hit a site that needs it, I can enable it just for that site if I care enough to do so.

Panasonic Eluga DL1 waterproof Android

Steve Foster
Pint

Re: If you'd used a pint,

Yes, but then he'd be risking Archimedes principle coming into play, and worst of all, spilling his pint...

BT to fibre up another 98 exchanges, puffs 'FTTP on demand' offer

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@Kool-Aid drinker

Apparently it might depend on which bit of rural Lincs.

I'm in urban Surrey, and can't have FTTx, but my mother, in rural Lincs, can allegedly have FTTC now (having just gone 21CN earlier this year, which doubled her broadband speed from 0.5Mb to 1Mb).

I guess I should console myself that I do at least get 8Mb ADSL2+ here, and have previously had 6Mb or so on ADSLMax (and 2Mb on ADSL1 before that).

Ten... Sata 3 SSDs

Steve Foster

Re: HP server SSDs...

http://www.eshopbrokers.co.uk/m4n?seid=etailer-products&viewMode=3&ecom-query=632492-B21

is a bit less ridiculous. And that's about the same price as my distie is quoting too.

Microsoft takes on the private cloud

Steve Foster
Pint

Congratulations

Not sure I fully followed the content, but I was very pleasantly surprised to be reading a long ElReg article without having to click Page 2, Page 3, Page 4 and so on.

Please accept the attached voucher for a free beer should we ever meet.

Small banking Trojan poses major risk

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@HH

The 4 hardcoded domains are for the C&C servers, not the target(s). Dear Runcie is wondering which banking institutions are targetted (presumably to consider avoiding them).

UK music-rights collection: Where does all the money go?

Steve Foster

@AC

I get these as well, addressed to my company. I found a use for them - testing that my shredder is functioning correctly.

Another very helpful organisation in that regard are "TV Licensing".

Steve Foster
Alert

Re: According to the PRS 2010 - 2011 figures...

I'll happily acknowledge that the PRS ought to be on the B Ark, but what makes you think they're wrong about the legality or otherwise of personal copying of CD content in the UK? (and it'd be helpful if you could cite any relevant legislation that you believe allows it)

(I expect this'll get lots of down-votes even though I'm simply asking a reasonable question)

Digital music sales beat discs for first time in UK

Steve Foster

Re: Maybe I'm being thick

The chart shows annual sales. The first quarter figures for 2012 (which are not in the chart) are where virtual sales have outstripped physical sales for the first time (note the nod to "it's all digital" post).

AMD: New Trinity laptop chips out-juice Intel graphics

Steve Foster

@spencer

For 13" screens, anything less than 900 vertical pixels is a T-r-U screen.

At 15", 900vp is marginal, 1050vp/1080vp is acceptable, 1200vp is good.

Megan Fox fingers fondleslab in sexy store promo

Steve Foster

Re: Butterfly marks are going to play hell with those silk sheets.

I suspect from the context that they're what are referred to on CSI as "biologicals".

Dell sneaks out Ivy Bridge special edition Inspirons

Steve Foster

Re: hang on there

Indeed, that's what the article says.

Finally, a 15" laptop that might actually offer me a replacement for my Acer Ferrari 4005 (which is only about 5/6 years old now) at a reasonable price point.

Freed Facebook hack Brit vents fury at $200k cleanup claim

Steve Foster

Re: Funny isn't it ...

Odd, when I was rear-ended late last year, the other side paid for a hire car (comparable to boot) for the time my car was off the road. No quibbles.

MIT boffins play BUILDING-SIZED Tetris

Steve Foster

Theme...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAIqZatptY

Olympic champ ad blitz dents Virgin Media despite £1bn sales

Steve Foster

Re: I hope their marketing department gets fired. Out of a cannon.

You're receiving this because it's not "posted" (no stamp/frank), and therefore not covered by the MPS. It's leafletting carried out by Royal Mail (also called "unaddressed mail").

If you want to stop this, you have to opt-out with the Royal Mail:

http://www.royalmail.com/you-home/controlling-your-mail

Soup up your home network

Steve Foster

I have grid-based solar panels, and they've made no discernable difference to my powerline network.

Sugar content now to be measured in Cadbury Creme Eggs

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: Astonishing

No, you muppet. I meant in %age terms (that's why I said proportionally!). 20/34 < 25/39.

Steve Foster
WTF?

Astonishing

The Hershey's version actually has less sugar than the Cadbury's version (proportionally). That's unAmerican!

LOHAN demonstrates impressive sucking skills

Steve Foster

Re: Connections

Conveniently available on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcSxL8GUn-g&list=PL79184D14F872B80D

CD: The indestructible music format that REFUSES TO DIE

Steve Foster
Big Brother

No Unit Sales Figures given...

Ok, so CD sales by value are (gently) falling, but what about by volume?

LibreOffice will have roadmap for cloud service next month

Steve Foster
FAIL

Re: Mail/Calendar

Please direct me to the download page (or Android Market link) where I might obtain Thunderbird for Android.

Seagate strikes trillion bit HAMR blow

Steve Foster
Facepalm

It's HAMR Time. (Bugger)

dum-dum-dum-dum--dum-dum--can't touch this

The major problem with this technology is that it reminds us of a certain rap artist. Pass the brain bleach please...

Samsung opens up the Ice Cream Sandwich

Steve Foster

Nice, but...

I'd be satisfied with a binary (Software Update continues to tell me there's nothing available).

Nuke clock incapable of losing time chimes with boffins

Steve Foster

Re: But

Let me hold that piece of paper to my ear would you? 'Ere. This piece of paper ain't goin'

Poynt

Steve Foster

It's called Planning...

Any time I expect to be driving a significant distance in one go, I tend to look up prices at either end of my route and sometimes along it as well. Then if I find a substantial difference, I can plan to fill up where it's cheapest.

Steve Foster

App v web site

So how does this compare against petrolprices.com?

Acer claims first discrete graphics Ultrabooks

Steve Foster

Re: Cue...

Frankly, IMHO, 1600x900 is just about acceptable at 11"-13", but at 17", it's pathetic.

One of the reasons I am still using my (now-ancient) Acer Ferrari 4005 (A64, 15" 1680x1050 matt display) is that I can't find a decent replacement (ie resolution as good or better, with a modern quad-core CPU and sensible RAM) at a sane price.

About the only laptop that actually moves the spec forward over my Ferrari would be a high-end MacBook Pro, but those are stupid money.

Weeing Frenchman sues Google over Street View photo

Steve Foster
Joke

Contradiction?

If he's taking a wizz, how could the "gate" be closed?

(obligatory racial stereotyping) I don't know, these unhygienic Frenchmen. Don't even know how to use trousers properly!

Microsoft drops 'risky' Windows 8 preview on World

Steve Foster

Re: Hate it - I have a 24" monitor not a 10" tablet!

Well, I have both. I'm downloading the preview as I write, and will be throwing that onto a VM (displayed on the big monitor), but I would also be interested in trying W8 on my 10" tablet (currently running Froyo) - only I don't see an ARM download.

Wii workouts unlikely to improve fitness

Steve Foster
FAIL

Control Group?

And where is the control group who had no Wii at all?

Crap PINs give wallet thieves 1-in-11 jackpot shot

Steve Foster

Re: Re: You use verified by VISA???

The initial Cancel may have disappeared, but the sign-up process for FbV (no, that's not a typo!) requires you to "I agree..." (or something like that), so you can still escape from it without botching the purchase you're in the middle of making.

NASA sniffs little black hole's 20-million-MPH wind

Steve Foster
Flame

Subtitles....

Boffins Blown away by Belching Black-hole

(flame icon for obvious reasons!)

Ten... sub-£100 mono laser printers

Steve Foster

Re: Re: I miss my panasonic kx-p4400

Um, no, none of the printers in the review are uprights. Fold-out trays do not an upright make; an upright has H being the largest dimension of WxDxH (and such dimensions are usually broadly similar to that of a Mini-Tower PC).

StreetView disappears Dutch office tower

Steve Foster
FAIL

Look at the very bottom left of the Street View panel, and you'll find that Google helpfully puts the Month and Year that the image was taken (after the Copyright notice and "Report a problem" link).

Facebook sheds light on Nokia's Lumia sales

Steve Foster

Embedded Applications are Evil

I was quite interested in Windows Phone 7, until I discovered that silly crap like "an embedded Facebook application" was shipped with it (or worse still, that the phone had an actual physical FB button). It's bad enough having to put up with carrier customisations without bloatware added by the OS vendors.

I want my smartphone OS to be lean and mean, but make it easy for me to add the applications (not bloody web sites masquerading as applications) I need and want.

Weeting cops cuff 17th phone-hacking suspect

Steve Foster
Holmes

Well, Plod have to make sure there's no chance of any of the "suspects" landing Plod in it, don't they...

Cynical, moi?

Cops get 3D laser scanners for motorway crash sites

Steve Foster

Sections of the M1 in the midlands had this years ago, but it all seems to have gradually disappeared.

It does need to be installed the right way around (that is, as you've "drawn" it) or the effect doesn't work.

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