* Posts by Steve Foster

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Ofcom: You like to make CALLS, yeah? Tell us what you want from mobiles

Steve Foster
Joke

"readers will be shocked to find that only the Scots rated price as more important"

Shocked????? Surely that's the understatement of the millennium!

How to build a BONKERS 7.5TB, 10GbE test lab for under £60,000

Steve Foster

2.5" bays for 5.25" holes.

Since you like SuperMicro, I suggest:

http://www.supermicro.nl/products/accessories/mobilerack/CSE-M28E2.cfm

If you don't need the dual-port capability, the basic model is:

http://www.supermicro.nl/products/accessories/mobilerack/CSE-M28E1.cfm

4 bay version:

http://www.supermicro.nl/products/accessories/mobilerack/CSE-M14.cfm

(don't ask me why supermicro.com redirects me to .nl!)

Budget range:

http://intrl.startech.com/HDD/Mobile-Racks?filter_DRIVESIZE=2.5in&page=all

VIA bakes a fruitier Rock cake to rival the Brit Raspberry Pi

Steve Foster

Missed Trick?

Where's the VESA Mounting? Pop this in a case that can clip to the back of a TV or monitor, or better yet, a "passthrough" mounting (ie so that it can work with monitor arms & other mounting brackets), and you can turn any dumb TV into a smart device, and still keep things tidy.

Scientists spin carbon nanotube threads on industrial scale

Steve Foster
Boffin

Potential uses in "ordinary" electrics?

If this stuff is much finer than copper wires, what might that mean for motors, and electromagnets (and other "mundane" electrical based stuff)? Could it mean maglev technology (for example) suddenly becomes viable without requiring room temperature superconductors?

Drop that can of sweet pop and grab a coffee - for your sanity's sake

Steve Foster
Coffee/keyboard

Re: If only . . .

Holy crap, £7k for a coffee machine?

Silly Rabbit! Like Trix, color e-readers are for kids

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Kill Bill

Not really fussed about e-readers or e-ink, but congrats on the Tarantino reference, even if I haven't quite worked out the connection with the article.

'Leccy-starved Reg hack: 'How I survive on 1.5kW'

Steve Foster

Re: Buffering?

Never mind in Spain, I have solar panels here in good ole' Blighty, albeit only 1.1kW peak (that being as much as they thought they could safely fit on the south facing portion of my roof), and for much of last year, could gloriously watch as my main electricity meter span backwards during the day*. And I have a server, a PC and a laptop on 24x7 (along with assorted paraphernalia).

* except anytime I switched my 3kW kettle on :).

Review: Dell XPS 12 Windows 8 tablet-cum-Ultrabook

Steve Foster
WTF?

Typical!

Finally, a PC manufacturer gets a sensible resolution in a device, and promptly (mostly) stuffs up the rest of it...

Steve Foster

Re: How retro

"I'm waiting for a laptop the screen just comes right off with a wireless link to the body which can thus still have a sensible spec."

Depending on whether the new Atoms are anything useful or not, and providing you are looking for a tablet(ish) sized screen, the HP Envy X2 might be an interesting option.

Biomass bummer: carbon mitigation could increase ozone

Steve Foster
Meh

Sounds like...

...we need to downgrade these as choices, and pick something else that's is less of a problem.

Windows Media Center EPG has SWITCHED OFF, wail Euro users

Steve Foster
Meh

Re: Curious...

And I'm not experiencing any problem with my W7MC either (presumably because of the OTA EPG data being available).

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Hmmm... XBMC

If I'm understanding the XMBC web site and wiki correctly, the production version of XBMC does not have any Live TV/PVR capabilities, so it's hardly a replacement for WMC today. It appears that such capabilities are imminent (if I'm understanding the description of the beta version that's WIP), but I don't "do" beta s/w on my main PC (if at all possible).

Instagram BOWS to pressure, revises T&Cs – a little

Steve Foster
Meh

Meh

Does anyone actually care what some minor non-celebrity thinks?

What did Capita ITS staff get for Xmas? Elf 'n' safety training

Steve Foster
FAIL

D'oh moment

as Hands realises that next week is Christmas, and that opportunites between now and December 31st for employees to participate in required training schemes are non-existent.

New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

Steve Foster
Joke

Internet Payback?

Take photos only of stuff no-one would want to use? Oh wait, that's what Instagram users already do...

END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH: TalkTalk no longer worst ISP in UK

Steve Foster

In the spirit of the season

I'm going to be generous to TalkTalk (though I suspect I might regret it in terms of downvotes).

Bearing in mind that they have been formed by fairly aggressive acquisition (buying various former ISPs like Tiscali, Nildram et al), they have to have been exerting considerable effort to combine all these disparate operations, with concomitant knock-on effects (organisational change isn't easy-peasy!).

That there's a clear downward trend in their complain numbers suggests two possibilities: either they're getting their act together (as the integration efforts reach fruition), or they're bleeding customers heavily.

Personally, I wouldn't touch 'em with a hyper-extended bargepole, but I know some people who are very happy with them.

Shiny new UK.gov stats website a 'disaster' - MPs

Steve Foster
Boffin

Re: The Site...

data.gov.uk is for publishing raw* data in machine-usable form (CSV, XML, that sort of thing) that others can consume. While the ONS site is a bunch of reports (logically, the ONS site should be built on results from data.gov.uk, but probably isn't).

* after sanitising & other "airbrushing" techniques have been applied, of course

In a mobile data eating contest, Brits would win - Ofcom

Steve Foster
Holmes

"out of the house"

"In fact, Brits like to shop online so much, they can't even stop themselves when they're out of the house. Over a fifth of UK smartphone users use their mobes to visit retailers online, the highest amount in Europe."

I suspect this would mostly be price checking while in the shops (ie making sure Currys et al aren't ripping us off as badly as they used to).

PS spend 1 hour in the naughty corner for lazily using "mobes".

North Korean rocket works, puts something into orbit

Steve Foster
Black Helicopters

@mutatedwombat

Well, that's what they say...

</tinfoil>

YES! It's the TARDIS PC!

Steve Foster
Boffin

Fair Do's

That's a pretty impressive effort (even allowing for the minor gripes that have already been posted). Bonus points for neatly integrating the optical drive tray into the "fascia".

New transistor tech could beat silicon and save Moore's Law

Steve Foster
Pint

Re: "*I realize this is, of course, blasphemy. I expect to be punished."

Please hand in your PCs, laptops, tablets and smartphones, and collect the components to build your own Atlas. Once completed, you may use that to access the interweb.

LOL: Twitter faces fines for late UK financial filings

Steve Foster
FAIL

How can it be illegal to change something that doesn't yet exist? It's only once they've filed their accounts that the historical data exists. And even then, it's not uncommon for prior years to be restated later (in light of either changes to accounting practice, or new evidence that comes to light [usually fraud related]).

Max Headroom style fake celebrity avatar plan seeks Kickfunding

Steve Foster
Meh

Re: What what what the!

But his blipverts need more work.

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Steve Foster
Holmes

Re: Now where did they find that?

Are you suggesting that Wikipedia lift content from elsewhere? Surely not!!?!?!?!?!?

Nokia uncloaks Lumia 620: A 'budget' $249 Windows 8 mobe

Steve Foster
Meh

Nice (ish) Phone...

...shame about the price. £150 isn't budget - it surely needs to be sub-£100.

Dozen more cities to get ultrafast broadband cash in gloomy UK budget

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Not exactly much he could do...

The wider economic environment, coupled with the enormous amounts of money pissed up against the wall by Brown & co, mean that we don't exactly have a lot of room for manoeuvre.

BT to rent cheaper FTTP lines to ISPs - if they stump up £1k a go

Steve Foster
Holmes

"Or have I missed something?"

Yes, the cynical might think that this is simply BT protecting its leased line business...

Who's using 'password' as a password? TOO MANY OF YOU

Steve Foster
Go

Now why did reading that list make me think of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33vc3U1X7co

Scoop! The inside story of the news website that saved the BBC

Steve Foster

Re: Definitely a success

Here's my userJS:

<pre>

// @include http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/*

function squashDiv(name) {

var tmpDiv = document.getElementById(name);

if ( tmpDiv ) { tmpDiv.outerHTML = '' };

}

window.addEventListener(

'load',

function () {

window.gloader=null;

squashDiv('geo-uk-digest');

squashDiv('programmes-promotion');

squashDiv('av-best');

squashDiv('sport');

squashDiv('democracy-live');

squashDiv('special-event-promotion-best-include');

squashDiv('correspondent-strapline');

}, false

);

</pre>

Possibly not as neat as just hiding the DIVs, but certainly effective.

Steve Foster

Re: Definitely a success

It's when they make the image for the Top Story animated, with Play/Pause and < & > buttons. Fortunately, they don't do it too often, but I shall try out your CSS next time they use it.

Steve Foster

Re: Definitely a success

"not too loaded with scripts."

That used to be the case, but is less and less true as time goes on.

These days, they seem to have lost that focus, and gone rather "widgetty" (distracting, IME). I've even resorted to writing some userJS for Opera to kill off the most annoying excesses (now, if I can just figure out how to kill their animated-images-that-aren't-animated mini-slideshow thing...)

Australian cops bust Romanian credit card thieves

Steve Foster
Headmaster

Hmmm

"Australia's Federal Police (AFP) has triumphantly announced it has brought a gang of Romanian credit card fraudsters to heel, but not before they purloined half a million credit card numbers from small Australian retailers."

Why are the AFP purloining credit card numbers from small Australian retailers? Are they not getting by on the proceeds from selling impounded drugs?

Server revenues decline in the third quarter

Steve Foster

Is Gartner's marketing strapline "Stating the Bleeding Obvious"?

Well, fancy that, in the midst of crappy economic conditions, server sales aren't doing too well.

It's about as much a surprise as most "surprise birthday parties".

Amazon makes BEELLIONS from British customers, pays pennies in tax

Steve Foster

Tesco would first need to make some profits in the US.

At the moment, they're still making losses there.

Steve Foster

Re: MP stands for Media Prozzy, right?

I don't think I suggested it would necessarily be easy, but MPs collectively have the power to change tax law. Right now, all they're doing is bitching and moaning about companies doing what's best for their shareholders, when what they ought to be doing is working out how to close the loopholes (or if that's "too hard", start over with a fresh tax code).

Steve Foster

Re: MP stands for Media Prozzy, right?

Key phrase in your post is "at what looks like quite a high price". There should be no problem with making inter-group transactions (as you say, it would be odd that HP couldn't supply itself with kit), but any such transactions designed solely to move profit from one tax jurisdiction to another should be restricted to normal "market" rates (assuming the business would normally buy such) or even ignored entirely for taxable profit purposes.

Steve Foster
WTF?

MP stands for Media Prozzy, right?

Dear MPs, If you really don't like this situation, please change the law (in a sensible way!). Otherwise, stop whining and go find something useful to do (like cleaning up flood victims properties).

Ten weird Chinese mobile phones

Steve Foster

Obvious Target Market for C99

Given it's shape, it's clearly designed for ninjas. You'll find that a user-definable keypress causes it to split in half revealing a set of shuriken inside, cunningly positioned between circuit boards so as to pass through airport security (they're visible, but not seen, IYSWIM).

How to launch people into space...

Steve Foster

Complements Dara nicely

"Dara's Science Club" were looking at space this week (yes, it's considerably less technical than this article, but it's better than nothing!).

Japan firm offers mums-to-be 3D printed unborn infants

Steve Foster
Mushroom

Dear Japan

You missed a trick - how about combining this with "growing beef"...

Android users: More of them than fanbois, but they don't use the web

Steve Foster

What about tethering?

Although I have a good data allowance with my Android phone, I probably use more of that allowance through tethering from a laptop while out and about. My suspicion would be that they probably haven't allowed for that in their figures.

Companies House website security 'a bit of a mess'

Steve Foster
Mushroom

Be careful what you wish for!

Next thing you know, the Companies House online service gets migrated into the Government Gateway...

Upstart plans to reanimate cold dead corpse of holographic storage

Steve Foster

Oh, FFS!

Just give up already.

I suppose it does have the virtue of keeping some VCs busy...

Samsung printers have secret admin account

Steve Foster

Re: Experimental downvote

Possibly not in this v1 release, but if that's the case, I'm sure it'll be baked in by v2!

Steve Foster
Headmaster

Re: I'm not posting this just to get a silver badge either.

Steady on, old chap. That sort of thing just isn't cricket...

BBC Newsnightmare: Opera chief brought in as new DG

Steve Foster

Re: Patten on the run?

No, it was _Hall_ who was unavailable for interview last time the DG job was vacant.

IOW, Entwhistle was at best second choice, and potentially, it could have been Hall getting the fat payoff.

London gets huge Defecator Enthroned statue for World Toilet Week

Steve Foster
Joke

Re: "More people have a mobile phone than a toilet"

And, critically of course, a mobile (usually) fits in one's pocket.

Police mirth after plastic plod puts out call for 'PC World'

Steve Foster
Facepalm

Re: Oh FFS people make mistakes with acronyms/initials.

Those older folks wouldn't be Little Old Ladies, by any chance?

US condom rules 'will cause nasty RED RINGS on porn stars' todgers'

Steve Foster
Joke

No jokes yet??!?!?!

A Scottish solder in full dress uniform marches into a chemist's. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna. He unfolds that, to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds, to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the chemist.

"Six pence," replies the chemist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence," replies the chemist.

The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandanna, replaces it carefully in his sporran and marches out of the door, shoulders back and kilt swinging. A moment or two later the chemist hears a great shout outside, shortly followed by an even greater shout. The Scottish soldier marches back into the chemists and addresses the proprietor, this time with a grin on his face.

"The regiment has taken a vote," he announces. "We'll have a new one."

Firm-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's tax dodge profit shift? Totally legit

Steve Foster

Re: So cancel corporation tax

Or perhaps remove the "vat-free" element of purchases for use within the business. Yes, that should lower profitability of all businesses operating in the UK (thus lowering corp. tax take), but the more regular payment cycle and unavoidability advantages of VAT collection would probably compensate.

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