* Posts by MrT

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Curiosity snapped mid-flight by Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter

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Descent...

... was a decent game...

Apple: Samsung was in 'crisis' over our iPhone awesomeness

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As I recall...

... when the iPhone originally came out, most talk was of the shift in the balance away from the network and subsidized or branded handsets (such as most of HTC's work before it developed it's own brand).

Whether the manufacturers were immediately jealous or affected by the physical device was not their first concern - it was the possible change to their position in relation to the accepted business model. Apple were treated as a special case at all points, for example having different contracts and allowances, with everyone watching carefully to see if the new content-driven revenue model would work.

Curiosity success 'paves way for Man on Mars by 2030s'

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Sounds like...

... a plausible Hollywood pitch to me. Sign up Arnie, Summer Glau, Bruce Willis and Colin Farrell; give it to Andrew Stanton as a project and Michael Bay as director, then see the money roll in... or out.

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Pre-programming required...

... unfortunately that would have to be decided in the interplanetary cruise phase as it would've run out of fuel hanging around for 28+minutes waiting to be told to go and land somewhere, even drastically lightened after the rover had been dropped off.

I agree though - if they'd chosen to move away and at least attempt a soft landing then if a manned mission is really so near they could have a source of usable parts just parked up in a known location. Include some sort of deployable weather shield if needed to keep the dust off and they could keep it fairly clean too.

Curiosity landing live from NASA's JPL: How the drama unfolded

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Re: This time we come in peace...

...armed with a laser 'cannon' just in case O;-)

Success! Curiosity Mars lander arrives precisely on schedule

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Haven't seen the footage yet...

... but I bet that bit gets edited out. I'm glad to see the skycrane idea worked - and am clearly not the only one!

Google offers panoramic views of Kennedy Space Center

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Re: How the hell did they get the Smart car up those step?

Driver at front, passenger at back, lift and carry. In some countries they used much heavier cars, presumably because the Smarts were being tipped over by the heavy camera gear on the roof ;-D

How one bad algorithm cost traders $440m

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Re: crop report

Beef jerky time...

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Ah, Mr Leeson...

...thank you for your application as software developer. Have you worked in banking before...?

Samsung tells Apple: Quit your 'frivolous' whining over court doc leak

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Is this Samsung's aim...?

"When Samsung decided to pass the information to news reporters, Judge Koh was livid, but approving Apple's motion is likely to just move the whole case into the appeals court."

Presumably the Appeals Court will not be presided over by Judge Koh, nor will she have any direct influence over the final decision... I predict that Apple's motion will not, in the end, be approved.

Ice Cream Sandwich still a no-show for most Android users

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Re: Security updates?

... my old Desire (original AMOLED one) was a 2.1 T-Mobile device - it got one small-ish patch in the 18 months since FroYo was issued. Despite the stories about various security issues, T-M did not authorise the half-dozen or so security patches that had been issued by HTC so they didn't get applied.

If Google want to take more control then the Android model is going to have to develop a layered approach, with critical OS patches available ASAP, but manufacturer and vendor-specific layers over that. It's not an easy option to retro-engineer without a clean sweep - which 4.0 offered but the choice wasn't taken.

Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

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Re: Premium rate numbers - 0800

Back in the dim and distant when I was on BT Cellnet, they used to allow 0800 numbers as free if they were dialled as "800" - i.e. drop the first '0'. They even had a recorded message to tell anyone dialling 0800 that they should redial as 800 and use their free contract minutes instead. Shame that doesn't apply these days.

Currently, some telecos allow selected charity helplines on 0808 numbers as free calls - not sure how they are differentiated but you can find one list here

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Re: Premium rate numbers - 0845

Try calling 0845 from a mobile then - NHS Direct, for example (not uncommon with small children doing crazy things out in the middle of nowhere). Typically all 08 numbers are bundled together at 40p/minute by mobile telecos and are classed as 'out of contract' calls. 25 minutes whilst the staff do their checks and explain any advice can cost a tenner, of which the NHS might see 50p and the rest is trousered by the mobile provider.

There was a push a few years back to have the special shortened NHS Direct 0845 4647 number replaced by 0345 4647, but it didn't stick.

Sophos dangles free Android antivirus to tempt BYOD-friendly biz

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Just wondering...

...if devices protected by this will also appear in the Sophos management console - one advantage of a company with a long-standing record in the business sector will be if BYOD can be brought into the loop. Avast, Lookout etc won't have that level of integration, which will remove the piecemeal approach if the employees' company uses Sophos. It could also be a lighter touch than full lock-in, such as may be applied to devices provided by the employer.

Darth Vader is a pansy

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Re: white cars

That's a good observation. I picked a metallic bluish silver because it hides muck and small scratches. The last time it got washed was when it went for a service.

Mind you, I find speed cameras to be fairly colour-agnostic ;-)

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Re: I'll have some of what he's on

Just so long as you avoid "Battle Beyond The Stars" - that spaceship had boobs.

But it influenced the design of Firefly/Serenity, so I guess it must remain in the pantheon.

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Re: Because black is too mainstream?

Out washing them all the time, I'll bet.

I thought white was the new cool for cars? Some manufacturers even charge for it these days - used to be the cheapest of the freebie options...

Windows 8 'bad' for desktop users - Gartner's one-word review

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Ah but it's Gartner saying it, so all the IT departments who have been saying this will now be believed.

Or more likely the company director can now use this to come up with the brilliant new idea of his/hers that Windows 8 will be avoided.

Or if the company is run like the one Clark Griswald works for in Christmas Vacation then the boss will see the words "Gartner" and "Windows 8" on the report cover and hit the button marked "Full speed ahead"...

Fake sandwich shop's big fake Likes leave Facebook looking flaky

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Coffee/keyboard

So, headlines written to suit webscrapers...

... I wonder where El Reg headlines score in all that - hopefully you're with the Times hacks on this, wave the appropriate digit at the robots and carry on writing headlines and sub-heads that are capable of threatening the keyboard of any real person reading them. Genuinely side-busting stuff in many cases - I'll read the articles but the poetry and alliteration will be lost on a 'bot...

Another Microsoft Windows Phone exec legs it to Amazon

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Re: A prudent bird chooses its tree...

...usually above the newly-washed white car...

'Extreme' solar storm speeding straight towards Earth

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Re: driving my cats nuts

Man with a car steering wheel sticking out of his trouser zip walks into a doctor's surgery.

" Doctor, can you do something about this - it's driving me nuts..."

Play me off, Johnny....

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Alert

"Millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced."

Ah, that'll be the day we realised we had just got a coalition government... didn't know that LibDem voters all used O2 though.

Rovio chucks up Angry Birds successor, hopes it will fly

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Re: Paid for Angry Birds also on Android

There's a free version and a paid one that's ad-free, with another difference for the Space Eagles - the free version only gives one per login per day (plus 10 for hitting 3 stars on sell levels). Given someone needs about 150 eagles to clear each level by that method, you can see why folk will shell out 69p (or whatever) to take a short cut in time...

Just got a Sammie GS3 so have had fun getting 3 stars in all levels on the last 'world' on Space, plus the extra Golden Asteroid level. Some things are still locked on Space Free on Samsung...

The Grundy NewBrain is 30

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Happy

Really good article series...

... just wondering what will be next!

Choose Smarter: Ten… USB 3.0 External Hard Drives

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Re: Rugged

+1 for the Lacie Rugged drives. I've gone through a few WD Passports that couldn't survive the bumps and bashes that catch a normal briefcase or laptop bag. Where I used to work they bough a dozen Passports for a project with sixth-formers and by the year end half had failed through shock. On the strength of that I bought a 120GB Lacie Rugged with FW400 and FW800 as well as USB2 and it hasn't let me down in over 4 years. Getting tight for space now though.

But these days USB sticks are moving into the sub 128GB market nicely so spinners need to be 1TB or bigger to make sense, and at that capacity with portable drives the £20 or £30 extra for a rugged version is worth every penny.

El Reg official units of measurement: Linguine, Jubs, Hiltons and all

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Pint

Madder than...

... George III, but in a good way.

I welcome the day that Michael Gove stops mucking about worrying people with the 'return to O-Levels' and finally realises that the answer to basic numeracy has just been playing "on a YouTube stream near you."

Cheers, El Reg!

Techies beg world to join the 1% on IPv6 launch day

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Happy birthday to me...

... I wonder of all those nice new IPv6 packets will come gift-wrapped?

Man's car warns of AIR RAID OVER LONDON

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Odd/even numbers...

...they tried this one in Paris as well, back in the 70's. Having a zero plate helped because most of the police weren't sure if it was odd or even...

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My Becker satnav...

...was very quick to calculate a route into Vienna for a nice 1100mile trip a couple of years ago, quicker than working out a 300mile trip to the Outer Hebrides. Must be another German 'quirk'...

HTC One V Android smartphone

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Re: Not enough flash

Exactly - add to the list all of the network clutter on a subsidized handset and the case is made for root and installing a minimal version of Android.

Raspberry Pi gets snappy with camera add-on

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Paris Hilton

I think the remote control...

... for Pollyanna Woodward is more interesting...

https://fwd.channel5.com/gadget-show/videos/other/dubai-robot-build

US space programme in shock metric conversion

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Re: Good luck with that

Small steps - notice they still quoted the downrange as a fraction... ;-)

Inside Nvidia's GK110 monster GPU

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Class Action...

...case in the USA had ripples out into other countries as well. They were made to replace the known-duff ones (like the thousands supplied to the likes of Dell and HP) , and although this didn't fix the unknown-duff ones, i.e the ones they didn't deliberately sell on knowing they would probably fail, it caught a lot. Had my GS7900 in an old laptop swapped out at 4.5 yrs old last year, got one with double the RAM in it's place.

But, yeah: better check the quality of the glue - at 300W, they'll probably self-solder without having to resort to sticking the graphics card in the oven for 10 minutes or so!

RM dumps cash-bleeding ISIS Concepts onto ex-owner

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Oddly enough...

... I'm planning to use the line "This disposal completes the disposal programme announced in the strategic review," as the last of the RM One PCs are replaced by something where the RAM doesn't shake loose in use.

Dropping CC3 and the hugely expensive leap to CC4 meant I could employ another tech to do real work, which is far more vital these days.

Disabled can't 'Go Compare' on price comparison websites

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Yeah...

... that kind of backfired a bit, but then it is a touchy subject.

Anyway, on with the show.

Once upon a former time, back in about 2003-4, I had the privilege of meeting Mark Threadgold - he came up to the school in Leeds where I taught when my colleague invited him to talk to the ICT students about how his life had been changed by the horrific accident that resulted in total loss of vision (optic nerves cut, part of brain removed). He's an ex-serviceman, Royal Corps of Signals, and supported by St. Dunstan's Trust.

The things he had done since his accident were amazing - up to the point of his visit he'd repeated broken the blind person's water speed record (up to just shy of 100mph when we met him, in some crazy bat-boat styled craft), and he then went on to set the "Speed Record for an IOW Circumnavigation in the Blind Unlimited Class" around the Isle of Wight, and also try his hand at diving as well. Some of his fellow St. Dunstaners had done other mad stuff, mostly for things like speed or endurance records, including the guy who took the car round the Top Gear track in less than two minutes. IIRC one chap even did a solo skydive.

He told us that only 4% of all people registered as blind in the UK had total loss of vision, which means 96% of the blind people in this country can see in some way to one degree or another.

He then went on to demonstrate most of his kit, including a personalised shoulder-mounted GPS on his HP iPaq, the various things used to help him manage his kitchen and other household areas, and his screenreader using his own PC that he'd brought along with the rest. He had set it to his normal speed, roughly as fast as the squirrel on 'Hoodwinked' after having the coffee, but he slowed it down for all of us with untrained ears to hear.

Excellent bloke, and very interesting for both the students and us. Meeting someone like that beats any amount of reading or browsing about the sorts of things that can help overcome what seem like insurmountable things to the rest of us.

Ten... alternatives to Samsung's Galaxy S III

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Self-tapping screws...

...should be enough to fix it to the bodywork... ;-)

And voice recognition that works, when wearing the full all-weather hoodie tonneau.

Jump leads from the phone for a 5 mile range boost?

Samsung shows 'designed for humans' handset

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Hey, there's an idea...

... a defibrillator app.

REVEALED: Samsung Galaxy S III is a PHONE

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Megaphone

I remember telephones...

... this can't be one - where's the dial? And how do you get the operator without the headpiece cradle to rattle...?

<--- take two of these and join with a string. Keep it tight and watch out for corners.

Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT 'BOLLOCKS'

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Re: Teena Charles...

... crops up a lot on those disco/party compilations, alongside more worthy stuff like "Carwash" or "Kung-fu Fighting". Like a bad memory that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel revived with more shrill singing...

"I love to love.... but my baby just wants to leave quickly by the nearest exit", or something like that.

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Re: Crash!

You too? Can't believe I'd forgotten that one - especially as I ordered it from the newsagent and had some even lowlier life-form deliver it with the papers. Must've been the covers - not nice'n'safe William Dullard specials on stuff like PCW. Just checking to see if they've scanned my contributions - shame that site hasn't scanned all of the Forum pages yet...

There were also a rash of mags that came with cover cassettes as well, which always seemed a great idea until you remember there was a noisy pause whilst the next section loaded.

James May 'hologram' raves about old tech at Science Museum

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Only a couple of minutes of chatter...?

This isn't the James May you are looking for...

Zynga shares wobble as biz bleeds $85.4m in Q1

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Mushroom

Faster pussycat...

... kill! kill!

Don't not let the virtual barn door smack you in the face on the way out.

Lesser-spotted Raspberry Pi FINALLY dished up

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"the toys they wanted when they were kids"

Since my boy has, over the past couple of years, gathered a Stylophone, a 'Build your own Morph' kit, an Evel Knievel stunt bike and most recently a BigTrak, he's got things I wanted as a kid.

This one's mine... and if he argues I can break out the Master 128, QL or finally build the ZX81 kit from the attic - for that genuine retro experience...

So what's the worst movie NEVER made?

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How about...

...Ferrell as 'Uncle' Mercutio, the man who never really grew up; Cohen as Tybalt, but played with an excruciating mid-Med accent (mostly schlock French, like on Talladega Nights but with a side of Mario Brothers).

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"Based on the popular game..."

"Twister" - nothing about the weather, just a tense thriller where a former circus contortionist turned detective learns who is the mysterious person sending apparently coded messages that have everyone moving in all directions at once.

"Mousetrap" - someone has taken an early bath! A fiendishly complex chain of evens traps a seemingly unimportant worker in a large organisation - a small cog in a big machine... Who did it? Why did they use a boot? How could they have been sure it would work?

"Mousetrap II" - same plot as before, but with three traps that start with the story being flushed away. And most of the new sets are flimsy and one dimensional...

"Hungry Hungry Hippos" - scientists breed a new super-intelligent multi-coloured hippo species in a floating lab in Lake Victoria, in an attempt to find a cure for Alzheimer's Disease, obesity and bad dental work. The hippos rebel, cut off communications with the mainland and begin to pick off the scientists one by one.

"Monopoly" - the story of a humble cobbler who makes a fortune through clever licensing deals and becomes the bane of everyone's lives when he tries to make money for the idea of a hole through which a single string-like binding device can be passed. Tries to justify this "Loads Of Dosh System" by claiming rights back through a continuous line of shoe-makers in his family right back to the Lower Palaeolithic Era (a load of old cobblers).

"Battleships" - an effects-laden action special set in the near future where huge floating warships of the United States of Earth take on alien invaders. When the fleet flagship is sunk all seems lost, but with a growl of "You've sunk my battleship", the fleet commander and his trusted half-dressed female SExecutive Officer fire up a spirit of determination in the remaining crew to just about make the audience forget that they've wasted 2 hours 70 minutes of their lives watching this epic fail struggle.

Hang on - the last one seems to have been made already...

FBI track alleged Anon from unsanitised busty babe pic

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Pirate

Would have been perfect...

... if she actually lived in Darwin instead of Melbourne.

Printers SMASHED to bits in Office Space copycat revenge vid

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Did no-one think to go...

... dressed as Stewie or Brian? Or covered in Post-It's?

< Icon for the HSE rules that meant goggles for all...

Jazz Jackrabbit

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"There's a screw in the handle."

Brilliant!

Renault Twizy budget e-car

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No windows...

... then some sort of mac would be needed. Dissenters can form an orderly lineux below...