* Posts by MrT

1359 publicly visible posts • joined 9 Oct 2007

IT'S ALIVE! ISEE-3 responding to commands

MrT
Pint

Well done!

Have one for now and several for later when they park this thing - don't want any mishaps with a stray shopping trolley out at L1.

Well done!

Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL

MrT

Re: "Survivalist Scone Baking"

Ah, Bradders - she's almost the spitting image of my sister-in-law... somewhere between Julia and Jennifer Aniston...

Though not if drawn by Axel Scheffler ;-)

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Re: "Survivalist Scone Baking"

It might have matched my profile better if Ray had teamed up with Lauren Child instead... ;-)

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Re: Makes Complete Sense. I Think...

Most "targeted" advertising seems very short sighted - on everyone's favourite tax-dodging South American river, it seems they only look at the last thing bought.

For example, I got a nice Fiskars axe from them, suddenly I'm a lumberjack - do I want a wood splitting "grenade", a sharpener, another axe and a book on hanging around in bars? I order some arty toys for my girls - perhaps I want everything in pink and pastel shades. My wife orders a couple of books on my account, and things switch track again. The whole front page flips content. I'd love to see what type of person they think they're dealing with.

Luckily, ordering another Marvel DVD or something about Bletchley Park is usually enough to put things right, but as it's happened more than a few times it does mean that I now have The Green Lantern in my collection...

What can The Simpsons teach us about stats algorithms? Glad you asked...

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Re: "prove causation" != "observe a [certain amount of] correlation"

Bang goes the secret behind soooo many tabloid headlines...

Still, while we're having fun with correlations, have a look at this collection... the one I like best is 'German passenger cars sold in the US' correlating with 'Suicides by crashing of motor vehicle' - "It's just not as good as everyone told me - goodbye cruel world!" - although the Divorce rate in Maine having anything to do with Per capita consumption of margarine (US) surely must have some mileage with the dairy industry...

Four-pronged ARM-based Mac rumor channels Rasputin

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Re: Doh is a dear

Yes indeed - even avoiding the Simpsons, the comedy potential has a long, long way to run...

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

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Machines that "know what I want"...

... resulting in something that tastes almost, but not entirely, unlike tea.

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation welcomes you to the future. Share and enjoy!

Actually, we had one of those MaxPack dispensers at a former employer whose best effort at "leaf tea" tasted like they just picked random leaves fallen from roadside trees, lightly marinated in oily puddles and mixed by Goodyear, so maybe the future has already happened... sadly.

NASA spots new Mars meteorite crater

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Re: mmmh...

It seems that way since the picture shows a fairly even spread of smaller points - there doesn't seem to be a pattern, though possibly more to the lower part of the image, and given the scale it looks like stuff has stayed fairly close. It might be the biggest impact observed, but it's nothing like the Arizona crater.

However, NASA won't have imaged it using HiRISE at the time - two years or so of erosion will have softened things. The report mentions evidence of nearby landslips that they attribute to the shock of the impact.

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Re: mmmh...

Check the HiRISE picture link - the article says the main impact is about 150ft/48m across, (a couple of brontosauri) - the two big ones would occupy a space about as big as a football pitch... smaller impacts across half a dozen or so. Looks fairly head on since its almost circular.

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HIRISE image...

...and article on NASA's photojournal site here.

Launching a hardware startup? The stars are aligned in your favor

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Re: I'm not sure

But surely the design stage is to prove concept and function? Even in the late 70's and early 80's companies like Ferranti were offering custom ULAs, so just get the design right [ ;-) ] establish market potential and batch order. These days for simpler stuff I'd be using PIC style devices and soft-wire stuff. With SoC the fiddling moves ever more towards code-level.

Soldering stuff is fun, and you feel like you are connected to the build, but for anything commercial-scale the production techniques have to step up - there's still a place for handiwork, it's just not viable for most of what goes into bulk items (mobo-based things, etc.). I visited the Pioneer factory in Wakefield well over a decade ago - might have even been late 90's - and even back then they were positioning the heftier components on cable TV box boards (for Canal in France, IIRC) using cameras and robots, with the boards later being floated across solder baths to do entire boards in one pass per side. People just fed the parts and did a bit of moving and shifting - the bulk happened using conveyors.

Space hackers prepare to reactivate antiquated spacecraft

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Re: two decades of data...!

There doesn't seem to be much storage capacity - the probe was designed to be in continuous communication. The uplink speeds are mentioned in this NASA link down at the end...

Samsung mobes to get an eyeful of your EYE in biometric security bid

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"Good morning, Mr Yakamoto...

...you have four missed calls, and your store account at GAP is due payment today."

Boeing shows off 7-4-heaven SPACEPLANE-for-tourists concept

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Angel

Tight-pants...

For some reason, the second picture in the article reminded me of the Liberator's bridge, just a bit. Then you mentioned nice view, etc. and, well, Jenna and Servalan sprung to mind ;-)

Archive.org web trove hits FOUR HUNDRED BEEEELLION pages

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Stop

Under construction...

... don't forget little graphics of envelopes with "No Junk Mail" on them, right under a plaintext email address ... because that stopped spam in its tracks ;-)

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Brilliant project!

Can't remember visiting El Reg back then, but like most people who had anything online in the early days, it's a blast visiting stuff that no longer exists some of mine from '94 was still around for the earliest snapshot). I like the roll-back feature, showing how things have changed over the years.

'A proper British BOFFIN': Famous Martian prof Pillinger dies aged 70

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Re: EJ Thribb....

... (17½ million miles, give or take)...

SpaceX: We NAILED the Falcon 9 landing! The video, on the other hand...

MrT

That's it!

The tracking was off... Anyone got a jeweller's screwdriver and some tape-head cleaner?

Voters pick luminous tech spacesuit as NASA's off-world fashion statement

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Facepalm

So instead of looking like...

...ASIMO (skip to 1:02) the astronauts will look sort of Sontaran-ish. This is not a good move...

10 PRINT "Happy 50th Birthday, BASIC" : GOTO 10

MrT
Mushroom

Ah, the ZX81...

...according to the adverts at the time, powerful enough to run a nuclear power station, until someone knocks the table it's sat on, the RAM pack wobbles and the computer crashes, leading to the inevitable China Syndrome and 100-mile circle of death.

All hail the Big Blob of Blu Tack, saviour of mankind...

MrT
Pint

Just reading that...

...set my mind off trying to adapt it to play BEEP the musical accompaniment in full 8-bit ZX BASIC mono glory, whilst still being reasonably synchronised to the text display.

And just typing that made my mind jump to what would be required to emulate a 3-channel sound from the same single-channel audio system...

DreamWorks CEO: Movie downloaders should pay by screen size

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Re: Sort of Reasonable

Monitors do that already, at least Plug'n'play tells the graphics card what the monitor can handle. The problem comes when my 17" laptop has a higher res than my 32" Sony, and a 10" Nexus tablet can beat both by some margin...

It's unworkable.

MrT

So long as...

...we can countercharge for when the movie turns out to be derivative formulaic bollocks, with an additional penalty for all the drip-feeding to rabid press droolers who fawn over every snippet (especially "character posters" and casting rumours) and who would declare a polished turd to be the best thing ever.

PARTY TIME! MIT slips $100 to each student ... in Bitcoin

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Re: In other news...

Nothing against it - although some BTC exchanges have been quoting Bitcoin values using the symbol for Baht, probably without realising that's why the symbol exists in the first place.

My comment was meant as a joke - icons still not available on the mobile website - that MIT might dish out one cryptocurrency but then twist things by only accepting others; generosity knows no limits etc. Still, as others have suggested, it's probably part of a case study to see how students respond to the handout.

MrT

In other news...

...MIT announces that, as well as USD, all bars will now be accepting payment for drinks in Ł and Ψ. If students want to save time and spend their Bitcoin directly, they should put pressure on the psuedonimical creator to quickly sort out a funky-looking currency symbol, because 'BTC' or '฿' on the bar tariff boards look silly...

The quid-a-day nosh challenge: Anyone fancy this fungus I found?

MrT

Re: other peoples after-pub leftovers

I'm sure that there is a way to channel company expense account funds into Vodafone (double Dutch with an Irish twist and a side of Bahama bananas) and then to staff handsets to pay for a 20oz steak, rare with trimmings, so they can take one bite and leave the rest ;-)

NASA's Curiosity rover set to give Mars its third hard drilling

MrT

Re: Suspicious

Looks a bit like the Mazda logo to me, with that crack line (?) going across a vaguely oval shape...

Brain surgery? Would sir care for a CHOC-ICE with that?

MrT

Re: Perfectly sums it up

>> "TheFlagOfAbandonment"

Thanks - that made me laugh!

I think we've just seen the birth of a new meme... if there's any way to link in cat pictures or Private Eye's Controversial New Columnist, or a Keep Calm t-shirt then I'm sure it will succeed.

LOHAN and the amazing technicolor spaceplane

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"Proper job!"...

... and you can't go wrong with one of the team smoking a pipe, brilliant designs and a job done in a serious hobbyists dream workshop like that.

Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning

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What's really encouraging...

... is they're still confident enough in the rover to be planning another 2-year trip on top of the time already spent out there. Needs "Keep clean and carry on!" on a t-shirt, under a silhouette of Opportunity, all superimposed over Mars.

BOFH: Oh DO tell us what you think. *CLICK*

MrT

It's the unwritten part of GTD...

"OK. So: First ALT-A, then drag them all into the Deleted Items folder."

CTRL-A/CMD-A, Delete: any really important stuff will be sent again in a few days... loads of correspondence dealt with and plenty of time left for other stuff - *that's* Getting Things Done ;-)

A black box for your SUITCASE: Now your lost luggage can phone home – quite literally

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No coverage in Italy?

I know it's an old story, but when Heathrow Terminal 5 was a baby, British Airways ended up with a huge amount of lost luggage; they sent the lot to Milan for sorting...

Icahn, but Iwont: Carl the investor pest ends war with eBay

MrT

Saw "Dave Dorman"...

... momentarily misread it as "Dave Gorman"

Modern Life is Goodish...

Google to open up Glass program to anyone with $1,500 to spare

MrT

US only?

There must be a stock for sale as well as a stock for research - I read this article a couple of days ago, which seems a worthy go at using Glass as a solution to a medical condition... research being carried out in Newcastle University, but hopefully Google has got behind it so the researchers didn't have to scrounge around for headsets...

How Brit computer maker beat IBM's S/360 - and Soviet spies

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Oh, I don't know...

...steampunk mobile phones look pretty cool... ;-)

Space race auction: $130k raised for spacesuits, Apollo 11 kit

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Missed the auction details...

...but I hope that Mercury spacesuit wasn't the one worn by Alan Shepard on Freedom 7...

Drone 'hacked' to take out triathlete

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Either that, or...

... the Germans just need to bring in a drone that's better at taking penalties. Or just flash images of a Khan Bentley or Khan Range Rover Sport being crushed on the advertising boards: should put anyone on the field off their game.

MrT

Why bother with...

...hacking drones to help win the next World Cup final that England get to? ... ... (pauses to let everyone finish laughing). Just hack the goal-line tech on the opposing team's goal so it triggers at the 6yd box.

Nope, still not much chance of that - better make it the half-way line, but don't forget to switch it over at half-time.

USA opposes 'Schengen cloud' Eurocentric routing plan

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They'll be...

...the proportion of the US population who realise there are countries outside of the USA have travelled to countries outside of the USA.

Five-year-old discovers Xbox password bug, hacks dad's Live account

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“I was like, 'yea!'”...

... I wonder if he was quite so “'yea!'” after working out what he got as a reward. Still, at that age being given anything in recognition is nice, and his dad's clearly pleased for him.

Spoken like a true Californ-aye-ayyyyyyy beach boy, both of them. Just missing the response containing "stoked", "bummed off", "gnarly", etc., starting every sentence with "So..." ;-)

Too late, Blighty! Samsung boffins claim breakthrough graphene manufacturing success

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Surely the question is...

...the potential new ElReg unit "micromechanical cleavage".

And point-load in the hammock may affect the ability to provide adequate support - what is the density of the cat, in Jubs per Bulgarian Airbag...?

Apple: You're a copycat! Samsung: This is really about Google, isn't it?

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Sounds as if staying away from...

... St. James Park is the answer.

Luckily Newcastle City Council wisely avoided renaming the place on roadsigns etc to the Wonga.com SportsDirect Stadium, or whatever Michael (only-in-it-for-the-c) Ashley has pimped it off to this season.

:-D

Tesla firms hot bottoms: TITANIUM armor now bolted to Model S e-cars

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Volvos...

...Boxy, but Good

Crazy People: the Jaguar advert is also a good one, but they all stick in my mind pretty well...

BT finally admits its Home Hub router scuppers some VPN connections

MrT

Re: 4.7.5.1.83.8.94.1.37

It's the new, easy-to-remember replacement emergency services number...

Oh, hang on - as you were; the new number ends in a '3'...

Dear Reg: What is a 'Lag' and a 'Jacksey'?

MrT

Maybe they need to hide...

...specially modified handsets along with the chargers?

Candy Crush King sees IPO go sour as stock price heads south

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Re: Hopefully King's Waterloo moment

More hopefully their "Battle of Balaclava" moment...

"Cannon to right of them,

Cannon to left of them,

Cannon behind them"

Better stop there, it sounds like the basic premise for "Cannon Fodder Saga™"

Please let one of the King board members be called Cardigan.

"Into the Valley of Death rode the King board members..."

Apple vows to add racially diverse EMOJIS after MILEY CYRUS TWITTER outrage

MrT

Re: Mohammed and Allah

... I wouldn't want to be named as the artist on that character set... ;-)

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Have a nice day...

...Forrest...

NASA: Vote now to put flashy lights on future spacesuits

MrT

Don't let Zuckerberg have a say...

... the lights would become an active matrix for status updates and banner ads.

"Buzz [picture] likes Dunlop Space Suit puncture repair kits."

No Notch niche: Minecraft man in rift with Oculus after Facebook gobble

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He also left...

...King.com - the compass is working fine ;-)