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4055 posts • joined 28 Feb 2007

Airbus warns it could quit A380 production

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Re: Capacity

'OTOH the 747 felt like an ergonomic slum in comparison.'

Having flown on BA 747s many times I would argue that the word ergonomic' is sorely misplaced, unless you mean 'dark blue, creaky, cracky, cramped hellhole'

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Capita's UK military recruiting system has 'glitches' admits minister

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Used to be a lot simpler

When they put a shilling at the bottom of a beer glass.

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WikiLeave? Assange tipped for Ecuadorian eviction

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The UK is being entirely honest here - no one in the police is stopping Assange from leaving the embassy.

What they are not saying is that he will be immediately arrested for the crime of jumping bail.

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Re: Here's a question

It has been used on a couple of occasions for kidnap,

I think you're thinking of the Dikko Affair where a Nigerian exile was drugged and placed in a crate by Mossad agents and employees of the Nigerian embassy in London so that he could be returned to Nigeria for trial.

Mossad was involved because Nigeria was one of the biggest suppliers of crude oil to Israel which couldn't get it from Arab suppliers, and reciprocated by buying lots of Israeli weapons.

The crate was not actually labelled as diplomatic bags so the British police were able to open them and find the poor guy. The Nigerian and Israeli kidnappers were all found guilty and sentenced to long prison terms.

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MPs sceptical of plan for IT to save the day after UK quits customs union

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I'm shocked the government hasn't tried to show their up-to-the-minute grasp of the fast moving world of technology by cramming 'blockchain' into their rigorously thought through magic borders.

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Mystery surrounds fate of secret satellite slung by SpaceX

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Now in a stable orbit...

...on the floor of the Indian Ocean.

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If Australian animals don't poison you or eat you, they'll BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE

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Re: Australian wildlife

How could you leave out the cassowary? The closest thing alive today to a velociraptor.

Seriously, Australia - you’re terrifying.

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Proposed Brit law to ban b**tards brandishing bots to bulk-buy tickets

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Resale sites

Forbidding the ticket companies from owning the resale sites would remove the obvious abuse of their near monopoly. Can’t calculate the number of times I’ve patiently waited online to buy tickets only to see they’ve all been sold and mysteriously reappeared on places like Stubhub at massive markups.

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Brazil says it has bagged Royal Navy flagship HMS Ocean for £84m

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It shows Brasil’s regional rivals, namely Chile and Argentina, who’s the daddy.

BTW. I recently learned there was once a battleship race between Chile, Argentina and Brasil with two of the countries buying dreadnaughts from British yards. Argentina chose to buy American.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_American_dreadnought_race

Perhaps Chile would like to buy the Prince of Wales? (The ship or the man, we can negotiate on price)

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Re: Whats in a name

We seem to overlooking the potential for commercial sponsorship to help a stretched military budget.

This war is brought to you by HMS Aunt Bessy’s Frozen Yorkshire Puddings and the attack ship Capita.

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Erase 2017 from your brain. Face ID never happened. The Notch is an illusion

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Why the sudden bezelphobia?

Has the population just learned a new word - 'bezel' - and been told it's a bad thing? We're getting devices with less functionality, weird screens that are harder to hold and which require silly work-arounds to function properly because some people think a few millimetres of blank space around the edges is the end of the world.

It kind of reminds me of the panic over skeumorphism a few years ago, just because Apple produced some piss-poor looking interfaces that took the real world metaphor a bit too literally, we ended up with Jonny Ive's unicorn vomit interface which somehow managed to make everything worse through inconsistent design, skinny fonts, stupid colour choices and the sort of colour use you by giving a five year old a family pack of Skittles and a pack of crayons.

Oh and before I forget - get off my lawn!

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Blighty flogs Qatar a bunch of missiles and Typhoon fighter jets

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On the upside

If relations between Saudi Arabia and Qatar take a dip for the worse, we can honestly say we back the winner.

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Nokia 8: As pure as the driven Android - it's a classy return

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Re: Does the writer even know Android 8.0?

USB-C charge - but Nokia still provide a earphone jack!

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Yes, there's a little notification on the sleep screen showing the number of calls, SMSs and emails you've received since it went to bed. They only work when it is charging and only with the default apps, so usefulness might be limited.

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Liking the 8

I took the plunge into Android when I saw the prices of the new iPhones and the Nokia 8 came in at the right price. So far, I can't complain - as Andrew says the phone is built like a tank with a responsive, clear screen. And stripped down Android is fast and not nearly as scary as I thought it would be.

The only thing I don't like right now is the default camera app which is a bit sluggish and not a patch on the one Nokia shipped with the Lumias. Can we have that one back please?

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Brit MP Dorries: I gave my staff the, um, green light to use my login

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'But everyone knows the password to my computer'

Rather sound like a lot of MPs are getting excuses in early for when they are found to have oceans of eyewatering porn on their PCs.

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USB stick found in West London contained Heathrow security data

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They were just following Amber Rudd's lead

After all, who needs encryption?

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Chinese whispers: China shows off magnetic propulsion engine for ultra-silent subs, ships

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Magnetic fields

Quick question - does this produce enough of a field that it can be detected from the surface or air?

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Iceland's Pirate Party loses four MPs in new elections

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It wasn't the Panama Papers that sank the Icelandic government (though it should). It was something much more sordid.

Former Prime Minister Bjarni Benediktsson's father signed a letter recommending that a convicted paedophile, Hjalti Sigurjón Hauksson who had been convicted of raping his stepdaughter almost daily for twelve years should have his civil status restored. This is an unusual provision in Icelandic law that allows convicted criminals to have their records wiped so that they can return to a very small society. The cases are reviewed by the Ministry of the Interior, and incredibly previous 'restorations of honour' have included convicted murderers and paedophiles.

The application received huge amounts of attention in the media but the Ministry of Justice refused to disclose the names of the backers, despite being legally obliged to do so. PM Bjarni was informed that his father was involved in the case by the Minister of Justice, Sigríður Andersen, several months earlier, but continued to refuse to disclose the names until he was forced to do so by a Parliamentary committee.

At that point his coalition partners, Bright Future, pulled out of the government claiming that it was clear the Independence Party was not sharing information with the entire government.

Unfortunately this tight link of friends and family is a recurrent feature in Iceland - the same mix was central to bringing down the banks ten years ago.

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Yes, British F-35 engines must be sent to Turkey for overhaul

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Re: Lets see

'UK has the sole avionics contract... I don't see 12 nations griping about this.'

They don't need to worry about us denying access to the facility because all of our fighter jets will be up on bricks whilst their engines are on a lowloader somewhere near the Bosphorus.

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Jumbo is a very good elephant

And looks especially fetching in white.

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Elon Musk says Harry Potter and Bob the Builder will get SpaceX flying to Mars

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Surely anyone who has used BT Infinity can tell us what low-bandwidth, high-ping time two-way communications is like?

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Dear America, best not share that password with your pals. Lots of love, the US Supremes

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Re: What happens if...

Under the UK's Computer Misuse Act it would come down whether your access was authorised.

If you had power of attorney for an incapacitated relative then you would be considered authorised to use that computer and no offence would be committed (at least of unauthorised access - if you then defrauded that person then you could still be done for fraud).

If you accidentally woke up a computer to which you did not have authorisation, then no offence would have been committed since you had no intent.

If the original case in the article had happened in the UK, it would seem to be a straightforward breach of Sections (1) and (2) of the Computer Misuse Act.

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Commodore 64 makes a half-sized comeback

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Re: Choice of games

Dropzone!

Boulderdash!

The Infocom adventures....

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It won't be the same

Without an enormous plastic Commodore power brick smelling sweetly of any number of banned organic solvents.

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Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff

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Re: No audio jack

Sony manage it with their Experia phones, so waterproofing shouldn't be an excuse to remove a perfectly useful piece of kit.

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Dropbox thinks outside the … we can't go there, not when a box becomes a 'collection of surfaces'

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Dear god

'Your dreamy energy'

W1A's Perfect Curve is just too hard-headed for this level of branding bollocks.

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Li-quid hot mag-ma: There's a Martian meteorite in your backyard. How'd it get there?

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This makes sense

It doesn't look like Mars has had plate tectonics since a very early phase in its evolution, so since then, the lithosphere has remained effectively stationary over the Mantle. Plumes would continue to feed partial melting under the same point in the surface allowing volcanoes to grow and grow. Here on Earth, the movement of the plates means that plumes leave traces on the surface (such as the Hawaiian islands and Emperor seamounts in the Pacific) so volcanoes can't grow too large before they drift away from the plume head and become extinct.

We also know from plumes here on Good Old Earth that they are amazingly long lived. The Reunion Plume is at least 66 million years old (when it created the immense Deccan Traps and did the hard work of killing the dinosaurs), that under Kerguelen is in excess of 120My. Even if it was only supplying a fraction of a cubic kilometre of magma every year, that would allow for some massive volcanoes to grow on Mars.

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Re: "an asteroid hit the volcano, leaving a crater and sending the materials rocketing to Earth"

It definitely had an atmosphere early in its evolution since there is plenty of evidence of liquid water in the form of dried-up rivers, lakes and oceans. That would need a hefty increase in atmospheric pressure from the current value. The current estimate is that the Martian atmosphere had bled away by about 3 billion years ago, at which point water could only really exist either as ice or water vapour.

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Thomas the Tank Engine lobotomised by fat (remote) controller

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Re: Deceptive headline

Has anyone done a Thomas the Tank Engine / Rise of the Robots crossover yet?

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Home Sec Amber Rudd: Yeah, I don't understand encryption. So what?

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Re: Fashionanle Ignorance

Long time ago.

Countless politicians and columnists have proudly said on Question Time 'I don't know anything about science - BUT [pick one] genetically modified foods are dangerous / nuclear power is unsafe / the climate isn't changing / vaccines cause autism / ...'

Pretty sure Melanie Phillips will have said all of those, possibly in the same answer (to a question about house prices).

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It's important to remember

That whichever idiot is Home Secretary at the time, the Home Office will continue to be a monster seeking ever more intrusive powers for itself.

It likes someone fronting the show who won't ask questions and who has no relevant experience (Amber Rudd, Jackie Smith) because then it can fill whatever passes for their minds with soothing words about how just a few more powers will secure the state. And they happily go along with it

If that person is also a genuinely nasty piece of work with an authoritarian streak as wide as the M4 (Jack Straw, David Blunkett etc) - so much the better, tabloid editors and readers alike enjoy jerking off to hard men sneering at liberals and human rights.

If the puppet falls, don't worry, another ambitious mediocrity hot-wired to the Murdoch press will be along to fill their shoes.

Quick question - last decent Home Secretary? Ken Clarke possibly or perhaps we have to go all the way back to Roy Jenkins.

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The UK isn't ditching Boeing defence kit any time soon

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Re: Northern Ireland jobs or US hardware.

Has anyone spotted Liam Fox or Jacob Rees Mogg to find out their 'thoughts' on this latest demonstration of the oh-so-special relationship?

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Re: Canada-headquartered Bombardier

Yep, that was his visit to a 787 plant in South Carolina where he burbled on and on about 'Jerbs!' This June Boeing laid off 200 workers from the plant.

Boeing had previously slurped up more than $1 billion in 'incentives' from South Carolina. Of which more than $300 million was in the form of direct tax breaks.

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Re: nowhere else to go and buy defence aircraft rather than Boeing

Not a widely-known fact, but the UK is the world's second largest aerospace nation after the US. Sadly, we can't really build a whole plane on our own any more.

As for Boeing buggering the British aviation sector, it's been going on for decades. It would be nice to finally know the truth about all those one-sided technology 'exchanges' of the 1960s when Boeing engineers were allowed by the British government to see everything about the DH121 trijet and the HS134 narrow-body long-range twinge which both look uncannily like the much later Boeing 727 and 757 airliners.

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Mac High Sierra hijinks continue: Nasty apps can pull your passwords

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TalkTalk are also available and it would cut out the middle man when it comes to cold calling potential victims.

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iPhone 8: Apple has CPU cycles to burn

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I assume it could be used to call in a bomb threat on the M5 - so yes.

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NASA, wait, wait lemme put my drink down... NASA, you need to be searching for vanadium

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Re: Show me the trees...

But if Mars died when life was at a primitive stage we might want to look in unobvious places. Examining Hadean and early Archaean rocks here on Earth shows some evidence that isn't the usual fossils like stromatolites. There are some unusual carbon isotope excursions in graphite in the Isua Complex of Greenland (3.8Ga) which *may* be the product of carbon isotope fractionation that occurs in living organisms. And then, a bit later we have the colossal Banded Iron Formations that appear all over the globe as a by-product of primitive life oxidising iron for energy which resulted in changes in the neodymium and europium isotope ratios in oceanic sediments and eventually the release of oxygen in the atmosphere.

So if we want to look for life, we're going to be doing odd things like checking isotope ratios and examining trace metal deposits.

And smashing rocks, lots of smashing rocks.

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The award for worst ISP goes to... it starts with Talk and ends with Talk

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Speaking of TalkTalk

(since it is past the watershed)

Does anyone know the outcome of the hacking case at the Old Bailey? I saw two people had been convicted in April, but never saw anything about how long they were sent down for.

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There's a certain inevitability about this

It's like Meryl Streep winning 'Best Actress'.

The only difference is that Meryl has never tried to communicate with an Indian accent.

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BoJo, don't misuse stats then blurt disclaimers when you get rumbled

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The only downside was that he didn't topple over and crush Gove once and for all.

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What do you call an all-in-one PC that isn't? 'Upgradeable', says HP

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Re: Upgradeable

I like the sound of this utopia - perhaps if I could be so bold to offer my own modest proposal that perhaps internal components could be standardised so that different suppliers could compete to make the most cost-effective and powerful parts for this 'personal computer'.

But I fear such a thing must remain a fantasy.

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Samsung's Galaxy Note 8 is hot, but not much more than the S8+

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Re: Has that intern started yet?

'Samsung reckons it's possible to dial phone numbers you and-write in notes,'

Ummm? Not a clue what that was meant to say.

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Fancy that! Craft which float over everything on a cushion of air

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It won't be convenient to point at - but Crossrail is pretty astonishing engineering as was the Thames Barrier.

Fingers crossed perhaps we can add Skylon to that list one day.

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Re: I think they are very tricky to steer.

They'll then claim to have just discovered a Ming Dynasty wall painting showing one which proves China invented the hovercraft.

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Re: You spoil us

What a shame a Saunders Roe Princess didn't survive along with the building - a 150 tonne, 67m wingspan, ten engined flying boat.

A stupidly big seagoing Brabazon of a plane - but what a fantastic beast:

https://youtu.be/AV1eUeo27tc

Saunders Roe were clearly sniffing something, because they then proposed the Duchess - a swept-wing jet flying boat for the the London - Australia route:

https://www.flightglobal.com/pdfarchive/view/1950/1950%20-%200863.html

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Equifax UK admits: 400,000 Brits caught up in mega-breach

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Re: Drip, drip, drip...

Don't forget the maximum fine the ICO can impose is £500k - and its never been imposed - even TalkTalk didn't pay that much. GDPR can't come along quickly enough with its fines up to €20 million or 4% of an organisation’s annual global turnover *whichever is greater*.

Equifax also needs to be forced to spunk up serious compensation for anyone who has had any of their personal data leaked. We don't ask to be put on their systems, we don't have any right to say 'no', so lets make them take security seriously - or kill them through fines and legal settlements.

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Five ways Apple can fix the iPhone, but won't

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A task-centric interface

Rather than a grid of abstract icons linking to apps, allow people to put their own shortcuts on the interface 'call Mum', 'do Tesco shopping'...

The Windows Phone interface with its ability to pin things like phone numbers and URLs to tiles on the home screen came close to this idea of working.

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London Tube tracking trial may make commuting less miserable

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Re: This...

A pedestrian subway link to ES station from Euston itself would be nice in the wet weather.

And whilst we're about it, rather than the cavernous concourse at Euston, why not split the holding space for arrivals and departures on to two floors with ramps leading down to the platforms, so that arriving passengers aren't fighting their way through the massive crowds waiting for the 16:47 London Midland calling at all stops to pergatory and the queues for Burger King?

Oh crap, I've gone off on one of my 'why don't stations learn some of the good points from airports?' rants.

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The new, new Psion is getting near production. Here's what it looks like

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Re: Want!

But despite the 'bag of holding' qualities of any handbag - they still need more than one of them.

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