* Posts by TeeCee

9436 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Oct 2007

'Kill yourself now' - Torvalds throws openSUSE security tantrum

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Re: Re: This is a developing pattern (I wholeheartedly agree with you)

Perfectly possible in Se7en. Just go into the UAC settings and drag the slider all the way down to the "knickers round ankles" setting.

Then it'll happily let you go to hell in a bucket without complaining, just like XP.

Actually I rather like the way that UAC works by default. As admin, I get prompted for my OK when sensitive things get touched by something I'm doing. Grunt users (i.e. the kids) need me to authorise installs / changes etc. I did hear that it was fubar in Fister, one of the reasons I avoided it.

Hacking scandal: James Murdoch quits UK newspaper biz

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Bad move?

"Now that he has moved to New York, James will continue to assume a variety of essential corporate leadership mandates..."

That's a bit daft. ISTR that the Yanks take a far dimmer view of hacking, bribery of officials, lying to government enquiries, etc ad nauseum, than we do. I'd have thought that a complete change of approach might be rather safer for him.

Tory minister: Let's exploit our rich resource of mud, er, wind

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Using the same argument....

....there appears to be rich supply of bullshit in Westminster. We should be using that for something.

Trusted computing: It's BACK, and already in a pocket near you

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"...in a proprietary secure module (such as used by Google Wallet).."

ROFLMAO!

Hint: "secure" generally implies something that cannot be brute-forced in a matter of seconds and also does not fall open and spill its contents when the device is reset (El Reg articles passim).

Microsoft tripped up by Blighty's techie skills gap

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Re: So What?

"I'm successfully self-employed after a successful career as a CIO."

Great. I do hope the requisite "moronic" bit you mentioned is wearing off quickly......

Microsoft's Azure cloud down and out for 8 hours

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Cloud Computing.

= One big basket for all your eggs........

Nepal asks for a leg-up to nail Everest's height

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Re: Who the hell cares?

That's terribly negative of you.

Sorry, but I just don't like your altitude......

Ye Bug List

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Here's another one.

Just found a nasty "feature" while composing that last reply.

My login just did the timeout thang without my noticing and the post preview stopped doing markup. I reckon that either interpretation of markup in preview should be governed purely by the user email, regardless of login state, or the password prompt needs to move to be required for preview if markup is detected.

I only figured out what was going on when I hit "Submit" and got the prompt. 'Til then it just seemed broken.

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Consistancy, we've heard of it.....

I see that Bristol Bachelor has just created a topic in "Science" called "SPACE the final frontier."

In the User Sections page, it shows as "Latest Topic" with it's markup exposed in the title. Going into "Science" it shows as a topic with "SPACE" in bold. Going into the topic itself, the FP has the same title (of course) with its markup exposed as seen in the User Sections page.

Whichever route is eventually taken on the whole "markup in titles" thing, the presentation should at least be consistant......

Mutant heroes to rescue Ultrabooks from price trap

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Re: Re: Hybrid flash makes sense anyway

Err right back at you.

Earlier Momentus XTs (like the 500Gb one in this 'ere machine) had 4Gb of flash on 'em, only the latest 750Gb one has 8Gb. The 4Gb ones make a massive difference.....

Samsung punts smartphone with built-in projector

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Re: 50 inch beam?

Well if it didn't work, Samsung would probably say that you were holding it wrong.

Then Samsung would get sued over their slavish copying of original Apple excuses......

Hubble snaps exploding star's near-fatal weight-loss bid

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Aha!

So that's where my Illudium Q36 Explosive Space Modulator got to.

Molesworth and the New Latin

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Re: WTH?

Chiz chiz.

Yew are that orful swot Fotherington-Thomas[1] and I clame my fyve lbs.

[1] and a gurl to.

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Re: The new latin

Shouldn't that be: "first it killed the beardies / and now it's killing me."?

New forum Wishlist

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Re: A couple years ago ...

I think my greatest achievement in this area was while having a ciggy outside the office on a bright, sunny day with one of my yank colleagues.

Over the way was a maintenance bloke lifting the gratings off the drainage channels and working along with a drainage-channel-shaped trowel, placing the detritus into a bucket.

"What's going on over there?"

"I think he's scraping out the fag butts."

<GOLDFISH IMPERSONATION>

"I'm terribly sorry, I'll translate that into American English for you. He's removing the cigarette ends....."

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Re: kicking Andrew O

"...but surely HTML5 now includes it?"

IIRC it was in the draft standard, but descoped............along with the kitchen sink.

Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

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Re: "What can a tablet do that a PC cannot?"

There's a problem with that.

One thing that they do have in common with their fuller-fat counterparts is that they do not bounce. For the competition this is not an issue, as the more traditional machines are far less likely to be fumbled one-handed and prove this the hard way.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: "Windows is dead."

You (mostly) answered your own question:

"1) Hasn't changed *meaningfully* in 10 years"

Back-compatibility and stability is king in the corporate world. Then again, how that's supposed to be a downside when considered against a recent clone of a 1970s vintage CLI O/S with a GUI tacked onto it is beyond me.

The "killer app" you've overlooked is central control / lockdown via simple tools that trained monkeys can handle.

Avoid flying next to blubberbeasts with seatmate-finding site

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Re: Re: Ugh

Someone did that to me once. My response was to begin relating a synopsis of the entire previous series of "Air Crash Investigations", dwelling heavily on the rudder control valve issues of the 737 which seemed appropriate as we were sat in one at the time.

That shut 'em up.

Sympathy? I've heard of it.......

My worst experience was sitting next to some lanky sod built like a daddy-long-legs who had the centre seat adjacent to my window one and insisted on using his laptop the entire way. He could have staked Vampires with his fucking elbows. Every time I dropped off I got jabbed in the ribs and woken up. He also turned out to be the sort of utter twat who has his phone on and is making a call before the ruddy nose gear hits the turf......

Nearly one in 10 Brits 'fess to shower phone faux pas

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I took a Samsung A300 swimming once.

Ironicly I could even see water in the "porthole" display on the front by the time I realised my mistake. Made a nasty zapping noise when I plugged it in later too.

I dismantled it and left it in the Croatian sunshine to dry, reassembled and everything was fine. The geeky satisfaction one gets from taking a set of miniature screwdrivers on holiday is as nothing compared to the really smug geeky satisfaction one gets from needing them......

Wake up, small biz: Learn to speak internet

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Re: Re: IPM?

IPM is one of the overhead costs associated with the practice of knocking $10 business card holders out for $60 through an "online presence" to, er, mug punters........

You want cheap? Go shopping the old-fashioned way in the stores that don't pay for this shit and where new carpet is considered an excessive overhead.

Actually, my first reaction to this was; "If I wanted a bit of tat like that and was forced to shop online, I'd try eBay". I just did and a rather nice brushed stainless steel one comes in at 99p from Hong Kong (1.09 to have it shipped to your door). Before there was an internet, not all stores were in the same place and none stocked everything, so you had to shop around and use a bit of basic common sense to look in the right places. Guess what? The internet's the same.......

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Re: Where's the data?

Sounds like a direct lift of some fairly desperate PR from Farceb0rk to me.....

Last I heard on that subject was from some company who'd drunk the kool-aid and set up a serious facebum presence (with pretty videos 'n games 'n shit), resulting in a goodly number of "likes" and fuck-all by way of actual sales.

Unfortunately real, non dotcom, businesses run on cash and sales rather than hype and page impressions.

Galaxy is teeming with homeless planets

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Re: I'm not surprised

"A photo of such a world would be an intriguing sight indeed."

Sez you. The opinion of those forced to sit through your slideshow of "wandering planets I saw on my hols" may differ.

Mine's the one with the projector, screen and two boxes of 35mm colour slides of a family holiday in Alicante in the pocket......

Astrolabe backs off, timezone database safe

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Re: Re: Wrong company name

Yup, misreading that tea stain on their layout as an occultation of Venus' thingummies has cost them a lot of money.

Hey Commentard! - or is that Commenter?

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OI!

I resemble that remark.

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Re: Re: "a Reg reader contacted us via our Twitter account to complain"

Nope, Twatter is about right. You can be respectful to the Twats if you want, but you'll be in a minority around here. Also, in this context, "Twitbook" wouldn't work as it wouldn't identify which it was.

Apple files patent for 'polished meteorite' keyboard

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Re: Re: Re: prior art?

As rounded corners serve no purpose bar aesthetics, in effect they already have.....

Court rejects Tesla’s latest libel spat with Top Gear

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Re: Re: can you say class action ?

"....E10 also gets pretty nasty at 11 weeks."

Of course if it does get so bad as to be unusable, you can drain the tank and refill it. You'll be out the cost of the fuel that was in there, which will be significantly less than forty grand.

Apples != Pears. Who knew?

Woman spanked for dissing ex in Facebook snapshot

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Re: Translation

I'd always assumed "politician" myself.....

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Re: Not faux outrage, but...

Don't you mean a no-class action?

<a href"http://www.bbc.co.uk">BBC</a>

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Re: I've managed to create one even trickier to get into...

Nope, I still reckon this one's more difficult to get to. The untitled one has "stealth links" in many places, whereas I'm SOL getting in here without the URL......

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Getting here is rather tricky.....

Well broken sir!

Nominet to launch .wales and .cymru

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Next week.

Flame war at ICANN as Nominet accuse the IWC of attempted typo-squatting.

RIP: Peak Oil - we won't be running out any time soon

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Basic supply and demand.

As the price of a commodity rises, alternatives that were previously uneconomic to produce become viable. Or in other words, if it's worth their while, somebody'll do it.

Now who first pointed that out? Ah, that'll be Adam Smith in 1776. Clever bloke, debunking Peak Oil some 200 years before some arsehat thought of it....

<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk"></a>

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Re: Re: Interesting.

In "My posts" these are grouped under (in red) "In Forum ".

There's another "stealth link" to the right of that.

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Re: Re: Interesting.

I think we've broken enough to keep 'em occupied for a while. There are a few things inherent in some of the stuff we've come up with that are going to force a design rethink:

1) Titles, misuse of. Implies a need to edit titles. What effect should withdrawing a First Post (and thus removing its title) have on the Topic title, if any? File under worms, can of.

2) Duplicates. Obviously there is some attempt in here to prevent topic duplication, but we've managed to show that it's got more holes in it than Rab C Nesbitt's vest. More worms in there. Easy to say "never", but never is a long time and hard/fast rules could be tricky to come up with.

3) Fun and games with titles / filtering. Well we're beyond worms and into snakes now. Personally I reckon the only "right" way to deal with this is to stop using the topic title as the URL and instead use a generated unique number, linking that to the vanilla, unfiltered topic title. I reckon though that the existing duplication detection (such as it is) is checking the generated URL and doing this would b0rk that. Also personally I have a profound objection to anything that can be manipulated itnto generating a null entry in data where one shouldn't be.

4) Zombies. More worms. I'm fairly sure that there's something funky in there we haven't found yet.........

5) This very place. We have a "stealth topic" in which we can chat, but casual passers-by cannot see. Nice trick. So nice in fact that "invite only" topics fall onto the to do list as a result.

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Interesting.

That appears to produce no link at all in the main topic list. However, clicking on your name to get your posts gives a list of 'em with each labelled "In ". To the right of the "In" there is a hidden link.

It's like old skool gaming where you have to hit the right pixel.......

Wang charged in inappropriate electricity socket use

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Re: Re: Re: More WTF....

"Blimey, what kind of phone requires a three-phase power outlet to charge?!"

Are you trying to start another iPhone 5 rumour?

LOHAN's flying truss: One orb or two?

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Re: Re: ...soon as we can get our hands on some helium.

Wow, that is a long way out in the sticks.

Here on planet Earth, all the Wal-Marts in the US are closer to any point on the surface that I might find myself at than the Sun is......

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rats. It strips trailing, leading and successive white spaces from titles, which limits options for fun with underscores.

Also it won't let me play silly B's with the stuff the sanitising process strips as titles, 'cos it all resolves to null in the topic URL.........which I've used today.......<sniffle>

<Brightens up>

There's always tomorrow......

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Yay, double error messages.

That gave both the "mandatory title" and the "you have already used this title" messages, at the same time.

So it's telling me that my title is invalid and I have already used it? My head hurts.......

Incidently, when I did the "!Spartacus" test, I noticed that it didn't replace with an underscore, just filtered. You always get an underscore in the URL seperating the commentard name and the title so...........<drum roll>..........that's a null entry! Cool.

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How's that for a URL then?

Good thing that the commentard name is part of the URL, something nasty could have happened otherwise.

Can Two Topics Share a Name?

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You can have fun with the topic URLs though.

This: http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2012/02/21/TeeCee_/

Goes here.

Look ma, null topic titles in URLs.

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Re: Oh I see.

The date is in the full URL too and the error message you get when you attempt to create the same topic twice does say something like "You've already used this name today".

I hit that when I was playing with the URL filtering by creating two topics see here.

Now I've just raised that first one from the dead and created a new one, using the same name, today. Have a look at those apples for confusion value!

http://www.bbc.co.uk

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Re: http://www.bbc.co.uk

Aha, I can get into this one using conventional weaponry.

Test: Can someone please reply?

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Re: Just tested opening duplicate threads

Damn. So you beat me to it after all. That'll teach me to read all the topic updates before getting stuck in.

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Re: Fun and games with the url

No need to check, I just dunnit.

We now have two topics called "This topic is !Spartacus". One created yesterday, Zombied and then raised this morning and one created this morning. Both created by me.