* Posts by TeeCee

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Charge of the Metro brigade: Did Microsoft execs plan to take a hit?

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Re: Not a chance

Er, no.

Like most large corporates, we run a standard desktop image. We do not roll various O/S versions over time, we decide on the next strategic move and roll that to everywhere as rapidly as possible to maintain a consistant application environment across the world.

As we're currently rolling 7, 8 is unlikely to see the light of day around here as we'll be sticking with the new standard for a few years and probably 'til it's beyond EOL (we don't do change for the sake of shiny, there's the little matter of cost justification to consider). That's exactly the same message I am hearing from everyone I know who works in a large company.

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Re: Right you are then.

Right. Just boil that down to a couple of snappy sentences and spray-paint the results on the walls at Redmond would you?

Incidently, you left out the bit where you describe what a 24" monitor covered in greasy finger marks looks like. You can wipe a tablet screen with your sleeve, as they have the sort of surface that permits this without substituting "opaque due to fingermarks" for "opaque due to scratches and smearing".

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Right you are then.

"Microsoft is at least prepared to forgo the revenue that comes from one enterprise Windows upgrade cycle......"

They did it with Vista (which everyone hated in preview/beta) before backing down and shipping Se7en, so they have form here.

BTW: Never mind the retraining costs. I can't see many, if any, corporates junking their existing monitors en masse in favour of rare-as-hen's-teeth and priced-as-unobtanium widescreen touch monitors (of which the willy-wavers will still want two per desk). It's dead, it just ain't stopped twitching yet.

IBM boasts of Power-AIX win at E-Trade Korea

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"..about 60 per cent from Hewlett-Packard..."

So Larry's boot to the Itanic's nuts is benefitting IBM then?

Let's hear it for the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Vendors smack Thunderbolt punters with massive pricing markup

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Why the surprise?

It's new tech, so they'll be priced to milk the maximum possible out of the "Money no object, OMFG must have NOW!!!" market before being priced down to commodity levels, once all those who really need that performance have paid for it.

Those of us to whom an overnight window requirement for the full backup once a week is no big deal can soldier on with USB 'til the price drops. Heck, I haven't got to the stage where I actually need USB3 yet.....

Silicon nanowires: The Next Big Thing™ in chip design

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"....and it can't get better than that."

Presumably Fate now has his name on its "to do" list.

Newly discovered asteroid will not ANNIHILATE THE EARTH

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"...its relatively small size - 50m..."

Even if it were to collide it's going to have difficulty in annihilating the earth, unless they're not telling us something and the something they're not telling us is that it's actually an alien Total Conversion bomb.

Global killers are kilometers across, not meters.

Might make a nasty hole somewhere though, assuming it's solid enough to stay in one piece on the way in.

Boffins build cyborg snails to generate electricity

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Re: Fantastic!

You are Kevin Warwick and ICMFP!

'Seas will rise, flood millions of homes' warns Eric Schmidt ecologist

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Re: Sea level rise, what sea level rise?

He's a bloke, so presumably he's exaggerating how big it's going to get........

<a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk"></a>

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Oh well....

.....there goes the neighbourhood. The hoi polloi can get in here now.

Looks like a simple disabling of HTML parsing in topic titles. Bristol B's SPACE is also no longer boldly going anywhere either...

Cambridge boffins build laser 'unprinter' to burn pages clean

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Re: Go on then

siht tnirpnu

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Re: Already invented

This excuse (c) everyone with a tax return to fill in and a handy supply of blank till rolls.

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Re: Retail Paper Prices vs Cost of Production

Simple supply and demand economics.

Back in the day of typewriters and handwriting, this sort of stuff could be used for less important work.

These days just about everything is printed on computer and any printer with a feeder system tends to have a cow at the sight of underweight or rough paper. Thus it's not in demand, is a specialist order and costs more.

Our DE offices have moved internally to only using unbleached, recycled paper to wave their "greenness" credentials. That goes through OK. No idea whether it's cheaper, but it is worse than bloody useless when printing something on a B&W laser that has colour in the original. It's also worse than worse than bloody useless in a colour printer.......

Lightsquared cries dyslexic Havoc, unleashes 'gods of law'

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Re: Good grief people

No, Lightsquared's plan was scuppered by being unworkable shit dreamed up by chancers in fancy suits who knew fuck all about physics.

It's the same business model as SCO. When your business proves to be the utter sack of shit everyone knows it is, hire lawyers.

EU runs to WTO again over China's mineral hoarding

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Re: Other sources

You'd have a point, but for the fact that one of the most promising looking alternative sources is in Canada.

Last time I looked that wasn't in Africa.

Apple hands iPad screen contract to rival Samsung

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WTF?

"super high aperture"

So that's like a regular high aperture with its underpants on the outside then, yes?

Encyclopaedia Britannica nukes print edition, goes digital-only

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Re: End of an era..

Look on the bright side, it'll fit on your coffee table......

Mornington Crescent

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Re: Damn! I forgot it was Tuesday on that side of the pond ... Mea culpa.

Rayners Lane......Claire Rayner.......Agony Aunt......Agony......Torture Chamber........Chamber of Horrors.......

Baker Street!

Of course, that leaves me with the Harrow Dilemma: Whether to alight at Harrow-on-the-Hill and chance the faster Watford train turning up soon enough to save a few minutes, or just stick with the stopping service out of Uxbridge........

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Re: That'll cost you a pint of mild, mate.

Bank? In the rush hour? On a Tuesday? That's just asking for a quick trip down the Yuppies' Train Set to:

Royal Victoria

Could tiny ebooks really upset the mighty Apple cart?

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"...why would Apple offer Amazon’s Kindle app on the iPad?"

I think you'll find that's what's usually referred to as a "figleaf"......

Death Star SUCKS PLASMA FROM SUN in NASA riddle vid

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Aha!

"...prominence eruptions occur when the overlying magnetic field that contains the prominence material is disrupted,"

You mean like when an alien spaceship refuels from it?

New Yorker sues Apple: 'Misleading and deceptive' Siri ads

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Ah, that's the answer.

Siri's not had the horsepower turned down, it's still working on that one.....

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Re: Just tried Woz's test on my Android

You'd almost think there was a bit of hard-coding in there that drops a few additional random search terms into the parsed results when the user's Woz............

West Yorkshire Gay Police Association in email list leak FAIL

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Re: That's the rumour mill circulating round my work

Oh well, now it's started you might as well milk it for all it's worth.

Try sidling up to a few people and saying "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello?" with a suggestive tone and in a Yorkshire accent. That should get things going nicely.

JavaScript shogun deflects Google's mid-air Dart attack

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Re: Shades of VBScript

"...if Google can make Dart completely open and it's better than JS then why shouldn't people adopt it?"

Er, because they don't have to?

Because they'd have to write everything twice, once in Dart for Chrome and once in JS for every other ruddy browser?

Because if it ain't broke you don't bloody fix it?

The only way this'll take off is of Google do a Microsoft, leverage Chrome's user base and rip JS out of Chrome, forcing the use of Dart. Trouble is that MS only got away with it by dint of being the only game in town at the time. These days all that would cause is a massive exodus from Chrome to FF, IE, Safari, possibly even Opera.....

Report: UK falls behind as smart meters rolled out across Europe

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Maybe....

....the UK has better things to do than push the "Ours meterz cans talk to iPad, yes?" fluffery?

I'd like to think so anyway.

Windows 8: Thrown into a multi-tasking mosh pit

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So many words...

"... demonstrating their belief that we are on the cusp of a paradigm shift in computing..."

Doesn't "playing wankword bingo" mean exactly the same thing?

Samsung spanks Apple in world's biggest mobile market

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Re: That's all well and good

Hang on, how long have Samsung been making hobs?

Could that be..............prior art?

Facebook's viral activism is really good... for admen

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Kony 2012?

Someone help me out. Does "${name} 2012 campaign" mean that the person concerned is a) running for US president or b) an African tribal warlord.

I'm confused......

Crucial pledges PC performance boost with Adrenaline

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Re: Where have I heard this idea before...

I've been using one for over a year in this 'ere laptop.

The words "ludicrously quick for the money" would be about accurate. They take a few weeks to get up to full chat as they need a bit of use history to optimise the caching. Once it's got its feet under the table, boot times and load times of regularly used applications are comparable with SSDs.

Just don't defrag 'em. It banjaxes the cache history and takes you straight back to square one on performance.

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Re: Brilliant, but I'd rather choose the disk myself.

"...expecially if you could configure it, so it wouldn't cache things like the Pagefile etc."

If your page file itself (rather than just its directory entry and metadata) is being accessed regularly enough to end up cached in one of these, you'll see more of a performance hike from buying more memory than you would from an SSD cache.

Ten... in-car gadgets and accessories

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Re: Exomount

Shouldn't be a problem anyway.

Last vehicle I saw where the fag lighter socket remained live with the ignition switched fully off and the key removed was made in 1977......

World's Raspberry Pi supply jammed in factory blunder

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Re: too all the nay-sayers and trolls...

Bollocks!

Daewoo cars are still around, badged as Chevrolets these days. The reason Daewoo cars went titsup was that the whole Daewoo empire (of which the car bit was a piddlingly small part) did, as its books were cooked and it was being treated by the founder as his personal plaything and piggy-bank.

The reason secondhand prices were low on early Daewoos was that they were all rebadges of obsolete GM models for which Daewoo bought the tooling and nobody in their right mind wanted the things. They sold new, 'cos stupid people got taken in by the NEW!!111!!!ness and bought 'em in preference to a better, secondhand car, but secondhand you couldn't give the ruddy things away.

1/10. Please try to find a better conspiracy theory.

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Re: Pi Day

For those still using the Mayan Long Count calendar, it doesn't matter what bloody year it is as the world just ended.

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Re: Thank heavens

I did briefly wonder who it was that would be likely to put serious volts down the Ethernet port in the first place, but the answer's obvious.

Raspberry Fools.

Microsoft 'yanked optical drive from Xbox 720'

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Re: It's not about selling memory cards

"...it will need to be >50gig so a memory stick no longer cuts it...."

Er, why? The current Xbox manages quite well with only a DVD drive (max 9Gb) and yet sports many, if not most, of the same titles seen elsewhere. Games distributed on BD are rattling around in there like peas in a submarine. Ok you may be a bit light on the hours of glorious, "look how clever we are", 1080p cutscenes that the PS3 format is justly famous for, but if I'd wanted to watch a movie, I'd have bought a bloody movie rather than a game.

I'd have thought a 16 or 32Gb SD card should be OK for the near future, larger sizes are already available and bigger ones are appearing all the time.

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Re: Removable solid-state storage?

Youngster.

A piece of chalk and a bag of marbles was the old days.

This is (c) jake.

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Re: @ I ain't Spartacus

I'd just like to say that in my family there are a number of professional musicians[1]. The only thing that keeps the wolves from the door and makes that job a viable career is those repeat performance and syndication fee cheques that turn up in the post on a regular basis.

Without that continuous, low-level trickle of income from previous work you condemn "music" to becoming only what's trendy right now and bugger all else. The world would be all the poorer as a result.

[1] That's real musicians, who make their money playing actual instruments for concerts, film soundtracks, CD recordings, advertising jingles, etc ad nauseum. Not some talentless prick with a fat gob and a necklace poncing around on a stage.

Tim Cook's post-PC iPad domination dream crushed by reality

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Pint

So, to sum up.

Somebody said something that was obviously bollocks.

Somebody else said something else that was also obviously bollocks.

Everyone is now taking sides over which bollocks they prefer.

My view is that I have a smartphone, three laptops and a big desktop kicking around. Every time I look at a tablet, I can't find anything it does that a laptop wouldn't do as well or better and for less money. I then take into consideration that a latop will also do a lot of things that the tablet won't. Since I already have three laptops, I buy beer instead.

Angry Birds in spaaaaace beamed to fandroids by NASA

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Re: zzzzzzz

No you're not.

I tried it once and found it got screamingly tedious after the first ten minutes.

Flying Spaghetti Monster's works spotted in space

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A bloke I know has worked out the perfect technique for dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses:

"Ah, good to see you, come in. I haven't really had a chance for a decent chat since I was Disfellowshipped.........where are you going?..........the gate opens, there's no need to jump it!........".

Apparently the merest mention of the magic "D" word causes 'em to do Warp 6 in any direction that can be described as "away"......

Lenovo recalls 160,000 all-in-one PCs after blaze warning

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Actually my guess would be that having 'em made in the NAFTA area rules out the possible impact of any "swingeing tariffs on electronic goods from China" shenanigans that may be in the offing.

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"...power supplies might overheat and burst into flames."

Using XBOX PSUs are they?

Titanic director James Cameron prepares for deep sea dive

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Re: Splendid

Been done: "Raise the Titanic".

A budget-busting, gold plated turkey that prompted one of the all-time great quotes from Lew Grade; "It would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic".

Ten... stars of the Geneva Motor Show

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Re: Oh dear

Yup, that's genuinely awful.

The front end looks like someone's applied the styling of a Daimler Dart to a Kubelwagen. An interesting concept that begs the question; "Why would you want to?".......

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Re: Mondeo in drag

Actually it would be more accurate to say that the Skoda is a VW/Audi that's left its sequinned frock, feather boa and high heels at home......

Microsoft tech turns any object into a touchscreen

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"...turns any object into a touchscreen"?

Brings a whole new meaning to "windows on arm" that.

Anonymous takes down Vatican website

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Selling indulgences?

Never saw the problem myself. Faced with a load of rich idiots prepared to pay princely sums for meaningless bits of paper it'd be churlish not to really....

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Re: Now, time to attack the Government of Mongolia's website

"...death for even minor offences?"

That'll be getting off lightly. There's a documented account of a Mongol soldier being left on his jack jones with the tedious task of executing prisoners, while the rest of the army got stuck into the looting and pillaging bit. After a while, his sword became blunt (human necks do that) and his sword arm got tired, so he told the queue to wait while he sorted things out.

After a couple of hours, he came back refreshed and carrying a new sword, to find the lot of 'em still waiting for him. They were far more shit-scared of what would have happened if they'd tried to run away.

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Re: Vatican press office don't like El Reg either?

Oh dear. Copying Apple? That's gonna hurt in court....