* Posts by TeeCee

9436 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Oct 2007

Microsoft kills Windows Live brand

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That's nothing.

Try hitting the web service for more gadgets in Windows 7.

Rather than the comprehensive gadget gallery, you now get a brief selection of "more popular" ones, along with an explanation that says something like; "Fuck you, get Windows 8".

So, no gadgets in 8 + people find gadgets useful = pretend they don't exist.

Glider pilot 'swallowed camera memory' say plunge tragedy cops

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"....we are in the waiting stages right now."

An "Intelligent design" would have included the little hole that you shove a paperclip into for the emergency eject function........

Facebook unfriends 19-inch data center racks

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Re: Overfilling?

Oh come on!

When has there ever been a "Mine's bigger than yours" argument held in anything other than inches?

Black hole swallows star in GALACTIC SUPER-GUZZLE!

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Re: So are they still watching?

Also the possibility of another massive gas ejection some time later.

They may keep that quiet though, after all: He who detected it, ejected it.

Why embossed credit cards are here to stay

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Re: It doesn't fix the basic problem..

I had one of those once.

In all the times I used it, only one merchant ever looked at the picture[1]. He studied the miniscule picture for a minute through glasses like milk-bottle bottoms and eventually declared that it might be me, but then again it might be just about anybody.

Maybe that's why they never took off?

[1] Well, only one for validation purposes. Loads of 'em caught sight and went "Ooo, it's got a picture on it. Who is it?".....

Fanboys excited by ancient Google Qwerty Nexus plan

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If you want one.

A shiny, new Motorola Milestone 2 (which looks astonishingly similar to the object depicted) can be had, sim free, for pretty much peanuts right now.

You'll be wanting to root it and put on a vanilla image though. The reason it's cheap is that the eejits at Motorola stuck "motoblur" onto it, which most reviewers reckon makes it run like a dog.

Zuckerberg: Now share your organs with Facebook friends

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Great!

Finally somewhere to send that old Wurlitzer that's cluttering up the garage.

Do they collect?

Barnes & Noble plans instore NFC Nook-book bonk-buying

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Competition.

"Including a "publish" button in every copy of Word might just tip the balance, assuming the competition authorities don't notice."

Can't be any less competitive than flogging decent readers at heavily-subsidised, loss-leader prices which support a proprietary format and point to your store, tieing their users to you until hell freezes over.

Can't imagine that anyone would be allowed to get away with that.

Still, at least Apple's attempt to cartel the major suppliers and price-fix the entire eBook market seems to have come a cropper. One down, one to go.

Dinosaurs were DRAINED of blood by GIGANTIC HORROR FLEAS

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"I can just hear a couple of surviving dinosaurs...."

Thanks for the tip. You can pick up your Nobel Prize on the way out.

Intergalactic speed demon stars bid Milky Way farewell

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"....about ten million years."

So, is there any remaining evidence from ten million years ago to answer the important question that remains?

Whether or not the door hit their arses on the way out.

Crocodoc tries to take bite out of Adobe dominance

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"...it would get rid of the threats that Adobe's code has been coming under."

Yeah, 'cos nobody's ever found a way of pwning a system via a browser, have they?

Nympho hauled to loon-cooler after serial bonkathon brutality

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Then you woke up, right?

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Further details on Page 4.....7.....26-131.....and most of the rest of them.....

........in your sizzling, shagtastic Register!!11!!!

I'm beginning to understand why the masthead is in red.....

iTunes fanbois outraged by Apple's sex-life quiz probe

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Re: Create a scheme

You are Peter Rabbit and ICMFP!

Boffins bone up on rover skills as Curiosity speeds to Mars

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Re: Stimulating

Even more "stimulating" when you consider the "dangle it on a string and hope to Christ that all the suspension latches disengage on cue" approach that they have gone for. That's assuming that the "Skycrane" bit it'll be dangling from works flawlessly too.

An 85 million mile trip leading up to the Great-Grandmother of all squeaky bottom moments.

Boffins cross atom-smasher streams, 'excited' beauty pops into being

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Re: Howl?

Yes, but for all we know, charged particles may be even singing to themselves when moving at a significant percentage of c. We just can't hear 'em.

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Re: any other accelerator built by humanity

I think they're actually referring to naturally occurring ones, rather than those possibly cobbled together by little green men. There are a few things going on out there that make the likes of the LHC look like a pocket torch with a knackered AAA battery.

Quasars, Hypernovae, supermassive black holes running into each other at nosebleed-inducing velocities......all sorts of things apt to make subatomic particles crap themselves at the thought of being in the affected bits of spacetime.

Moore's Law has ten years to run, predicts physicist

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Don't knock it.

It beats standing on street corners flogging lucky heather and reading palms, old skool style.

Google Drive Issues on Mac

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Re: You are asking too much

Er, automatics have gears too (with the exception of CVTs).

Guess which one they use when going slowly?

Spotted on the web.

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Spotted on the web.

A place to put those odd things that you run into while idly surfing.

To get started, here is a product review for hair removal gel, courtesy of our good friends at Amazon. Hat tip to one of the commentards on car4play for the spot.

Warning: NSFW and quite likely to cause your coworkers to think you've gone stark, raving mad.

Google Drive stalls on LAUNCH DAY

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Re: Point?

Eh? You what?

There's been a SkyDrive sync client for Win 7 for donkey's years. It's the bloody XP one that's missing.

As tools for syncing data across multiple machines go, that puts SkyDrive firmly in the "chocolate teapot" category.

Hanging's too good for 'em - so what do you suggest?

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Bonus, the Home Office gets to hide the cost under the "Urban Regeneration" budget.

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Re: go traditional

Presented by Jonathon Woss then?

Being forced to shuffle off this mortal coil with the last things you hear and see being Wossy's dulcet tones and boat?

That's just plain evil, that is.

Uni plagiarism site buckles under crush of last-minute essays

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Service collapsing under heavy load?

We see something like that reported around here quite regularly, so it's quite obviously been done by others in the past.

So blatant plagiarism on the part of turnitin then. How ironic.

Microsoft unveils paid SkyDrive options

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Re: Existing subscribers all get 25GB

I got a banner on logging in.

Turns out that the "manage storage" bit is yet another place in the wacky world of Windows Live that stuffs your language settings with whatever it thinks is appropriate courtesy of IP geolocation.

If anyone happens to be near to the arsehat at MS who's responsible for Windows Live's cavalier attitude to user language settings, could you give him a kicking for me? Thanks.

Apple sued for every touchscreen device by Flatworld prof

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Re: Why is he accused of trolling?

Valdimir, I totally agree with everything you said there.

Trouble is, Apple deserve everything they bloody get here. If it were not for their sterling work in enshrining the legal importance of the use of touchscreens, there would be no case.

It's their petard and they cannot be hoist too far by it in my book.

US trade commission: Xbox 360 violates Motorola patents

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Re: Bingo

"thermonuclear way"

That's the next right after Relativity Avenue when heading south along Quantum Drive, right?

VC Horowitz: 'Why we only made $78m on $1bn Instagram sale'

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Only $78m?

That's terrible.

How will he afford a new Bugatti Veyron every year now?

Courier mishap sends woman's corpse to shopping club

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Re: Meat is meat

Ah, but some say that meat is murder.

That'll be a crime scene now then.

Thumbs down and Comments

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Re: Comments link at article top too?

There is a possible downside to that.

It's not like we don't already have enough commentards shooting their mouths off without having read the whole article. Why ask for trouble?

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Re: ACs are funny :-)

So what's that as a ratio then?

I'm running around 8:1 ups to downs at the moment. Personally I'd expect the ups to be generally higher as I'll happily upvote to something I approve of, but issuing a down is something I do rarely and only[1] when I reckon the comment really deserves to have raspberries blown at it.

[1] Well, that and when I push the wrong bloody button of course.

Reader experts thrash LOHAN's mighty rod

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Re: Is it just me

Well it's been sitting next to the kinky with its indicator going for the last few years, so I wouldn't be surprised,

Getting rich off iPhone apps is b*llocks, say UK devs

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Re: Need more emoticons,

"Interesting that he promotes blatant copying:"

Hardly surprising, that whole thing's obviously a blatant rehash of the joke "Bong!" columns around here.....

Google Street View comes to Israel

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"Staring at the sea, staring at the sand...."

.....and carefully ignoring the titular bits.

Battlefield Earth ruled worst film EVER

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Re: Nah

"The greatest crime in cinema is to be boring. I think Titanic wins for that."

Not only tedious, but an obvious ending too. It sinks, how predictable is that?!!???

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Re: Clearly, a lot of commentards are inveterate snobs.....

Yeah, but there's waaaay too much low-hanging fruit around in the "straight to video/DVD/SciFi channel" bin. Just buy a fiver's worth out of the bargain bin at Poundland to see what I mean, I guarantee a complete set of stinkers.

I reckon that to be a real classic turkey, a film must have at least one person or organisation associated with it who reckons it's worth a cinematic release and makes it happen.

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Re: re: Battleship

"At least Witney Houston actually sang in hers........."

And it would have been bad enough without that. Jackhammers have a more pleasing musical tone....

What kind of LOSER sits in front of a PC...

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That's beyond conventional nerdyiness and qualifies you as a Geek God IMHO.

<tips hat in awe>

Metallic Glass iPhone 5 to battle pottery Samsung Galaxy S3

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Re: What does it matter what its made of

"....you'll need an 8000 Watt laser ray to engrave your name on the back."

Wow, that's dangerous. The humungous shark the thing's mounted on is almost certainly going to take your arm off while you're holding an iPhone in front of its nose....

Fusion-io shoves OS aside, lets apps drill straight into flash

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Re: WTB... Backups

Not to mention that having applications poking their grubby fingers around in the flash cache directly without the OS knowing about it is all going to end in tears when the data corruption fairies notice.

Programs that bypass the authority of the Supervisor program? They'll be driving around the system on stolen lightcycles next, mark my words......

Cosmic ray source riddle mystery now even more mysterious

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"...of a tennis ball served by a Wimbledon ace."

So what's with the big ice cube and looking for blue glows then? Can't they just lay down a few white lines and look for puffs of chalk dust?

BYOD sync 'n share

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Re: SkyDrive

....and it lacks an XP client so you're stuck with the browser interface and manual up/downloading.

EPIC FAIL.

Techie stages 'strip down' protest at TSA 'harassment'

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Re: Well..

Simpler explanation. It's got nudity in it, therefore it belongs on the internet and there's yer IT angle......

Shale gas fracking ruled safe, but must stop at drop of a hat

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"Guess it's ok as long as it's water you are not drinking eh...?"

Which being several thousand feet below the water table and insulated from that by layers of impermeable rock it, er, is. Do try to lay off watching the scare-mongering bollockumentaries.....

Unemployed offered money to watch grass grow

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They want what?

".... sharing his or her scintillating lawnmower supervising experiences on Husqvarna's local Facebook presence."

WTF? Obliging the use of Facebook and only offering 1700EUR a month? Someone's having a right giraffe....

Swiss, German physicists split the electron

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Re: The seperation of spin . . .

Nah. Take away the spin and you'd still have greed, rabid control-freakery and a smattering of pure evil left.

Hmm, I wonder what the fundamental particle of rabid control-freakery is called?

PLANET-SWAP shock: Stars grabbed dirtballs from other clusters

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Re: Two worlds orbiting each other without a star.

That's without a star, you have two there.

I suggest Ant and Dec. Nothing even remotely stellar about them.

Sci Fi recomendations?

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Re: wow

Many of the above suggestions get a thumbs up from me, but one thing I really enjoyed recently was Elizabeth Moon's "Vatta's War" series.

Space Opera written by someone who both actually knows a thing or three about military tactics and can also do decent plot / human content? Bloody marvellous. Well written too.

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Re: Ten of the best

The thing I found oddest about Earthsea was that when the whole "Harry Potter is a formulaic rehash of XYX" thing was going on, not one person mentioned Earthsea.

Roke Wizard school anyone?

WD lets loose ferocious 1TB VelociRaptor

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Re: I still don't get it

Having a Velociraptor, a Win 7 machine with plenty of RAM and a spare, fast 8Gb memory stick, I have already tried this.

The answer is it makes absolutely bugger all difference, bar adding another flashing light to the box.

I reckon you probably need a USB3 stick and port to see any advantage that isn't chewed up by the overhead of running ReadyBoost in the first place when the spinning HDD is already fast.

Now, there were rumours when Win 7 was in gestation that it would provide the ability to tie an HDD and a small SSD together, to provide something like a DIY Momentus XT without the size limitations. Shame it never turned up. That'd be interesting, if only to see the interminable flame wars over the best SSD to HDD ratio this would undoubtably cause......