* Posts by TeeCee

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Apple's Mac Studio exposed: A spare storage slot and built-in RAM

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WTF?

"it gives us a lot of hope for a repairable, upgradable, and reasonably priced Mac Pro."

If such a thing materialises, I'll take a wild punt on it being designed by the Tooth Fairy, delivered by Santa Claus and powered by Unicorn farts.

Russian IT pros flee Putin, says tech lobby group

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Re: Logistics software?

Whoever's running it, there's one thing we can be sure of. They've outsourced the IT side to Capita.

OVHcloud datacenter 'lacked' automatic fire extinguishers, electrical cutoff

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Just maybe...

...the reason that the services of Google, Amazon, MS et al are stuffing the small, domestic providers has waaay more to do with who you can trust is doing it properly than it does with "anticompetitive practices".

Let's face it, you're far more likely to get purpose-built data centres and a working system of redundancy with the established big names.

Apple stops censoring terms it etches onto iPhones in Taiwan

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Re: "Engrave Danger"

Of course not. It's not like it's written in stone.....ah.....hang on....

Google Maps just got lost for a few hours

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Correct. There's no such thing as a service that never goes titsup.com.

The only important thing is to work out the likely frequency and duration of outages and based on this, whether it's worth the cost of having a fully redundant system using A N Other service.

Given the length and frequency of outages in this case, short of using it as a deadman switch on the nuclear arsenal I can't think of any service where this would be worthwhile rather than just accepting a manual workaround for brief and rare periods.

There's also another matter to consider. In my experience, redundant systems are prone to failure modes due to the automated redundancy paying silly Bs and thus going titsup.com even though the primary services are all running perfectly well. Adding unnecessary complexity in case of the sky falling in is almost always a bad idea.

The IBM System/360 Model 40 told you to WHAT now?

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When you really need an error.

I once wrote a financial reporting system on the System/38. One month, the reports were all very obviously wrong and it fell to me to look into why my POS had screwed up. Trawling back through the job logs I found that the data extract and update had gone pear-shaped and had exited while logging all the diagnostics necessary to determine exactly why it had gone pear-shaped. I'd spent quite a bit of time trapping all the potential errors and producing useful output for same. I called the Senior Operator over:

"See here? It failed, told you it had failed and produced a load of diagnostics. Why the hell didn't we get to hear about this?"

"Well it didn't actually fall over, so we wouldn't have bothered to look at the output."

<VAPOURS>

I stormed off to fix the problem, make a small tweak and rerun the processes. Some months later I got a call at home:

"This job of yours. It just tried to exclusively allocate the system library!"

"Did it fail?"

"Yes, of course it bloody failed!"

"Good. I'll look into it tomorrow."

Cyclops Blink malware sets up shop in ASUS routers

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Re: Eejit guide to detection...?

Simple. If the router is sat in a "low-IT-capability home" it's infected.

Maybe not with this malware but it'll be pwned by somebody by now, just like everything else that allows remote admin by default and which is looked after by a muppet.

Chinese Go Association suspends player 'for using AI'

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Unhappy

While they are sat in front of a computer?

Connected to the internet?

Pass the mind bleach please...

Client demo in 30 minutes. Just what could go wrong?

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Re: Non-Techy tries too hard

....he had all of his home network devices set to static addresses....

Given his A+ grade in "Fucking up DNS 101", this is hardly surprising.

An open-source COBOL contender emerges

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The 1890's?

Germany advises citizens to uninstall Kaspersky antivirus

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I am afraid...

...that if the Kremlin says "jump" the answer from Kaspersky will be "Yessir. How high?".

Of course, it may take a bit of "political re-education" of the senior management to get 'em to respond quickly enough, but it will happen if the fascists want it to.

Microsoft proposes type syntax for JavaScript

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Re: I'm in two minds here

Whatever. They're not touching anything Java related as Javascript is to Java what Avocados are to sixteen cylinder Packards.

Mary Coombs, first woman commercial programmer, dies at 93

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Interference.

My guess would be vibrations from the lift passing playing merry hell with the pulses in the delay line memory?

Anyone?

Cryptocurrency ATMs illegal right now in UK

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Meh

Then again, I have to suspect that the sort of people using them aren't the sort to be put off by their being illegal.

BOFH: Gaming rig for your home office? Yeah right

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Re: It's time to kill the dragon!

Hmm. This IT department he was assigned to sounds awfully familiar.

If I'm right, if he ever does get those login credentials and does indeed start to make them look bad, there's a roll of carpet somewhere with his name on it.

UK Home Office dangles £20m for national gun licence database system

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Re: Bids

It'll still be late.

Ukraine invasion: We should consider internet sanctions, says ICANN ex-CEO

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"....something ought to be done."

I'll bet Putin said exactly that about Ukraine.

HEAVY HINT: When you start using the language and tactics of vile fascists, you are one.

Reg reader rages over Virgin Media's email password policy

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Re: Something's not right here

Also worth considering here is that if someone out there did indeed have some "secret sauce" brute forcing method, that's not the whole story.

How many incorrect attempts are allowed before the account gets locked, captcha'd or at least naughty stepped for a period?

If anything like that is in place, brute forcing timescales start making geological change look rapid.

Mitel VoIP systems used in staggering DDoS attacks

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The fact that list of the gang of whitehats originally investigating the problem includes Mitel, whose shiteware turned out to be responsible for it, caused me to ROFLMFAO!

AMD reminds everyone it's still doing Threadrippers

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Re: I'd like to test one.

Do you know? With the right GPU, that could run Crisis.

(Groaning noises off, as memes rise from their graves and shuffle about aimlessly).

Fujitsu: Dumping older workers will wipe out quarter of forecast profit

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..."career course redirection."...

Sounds like yet another euphemism for "political re-education" / "work placement" / "resettlement to the east", etc, etc.

Which bunch of totalitarian arsehats are Fujitsu channeling? Marxists or Fascists?

Millions of APC Smart-UPS devices vulnerable to TLStorm

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Re: Yet another pointless insistence on "cloud"

Because anything that isn't in "the cloud" is old, busted, obsolete and only purchased by companies that are out of touch with the world.

Look, it says so in the tech pages of the FT.

Amazon, Visa strike global truce on credit card charges

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I'm sure I've seen Amazon payment on other sites already.

Just very, very few. (A quick check at this point reveals that Amazon Pay does indeed exist).

Put it this way. PayPal is to Faceberk as Amazon Pay is to Google+.

Alphabet still can't kill off Google+ insecurity lawsuit

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...email addresses, genders, and ages...

Well, if I ever get a weird mail addressed to Her Royal Zargness TeeCee the grapefruit and asking for my mummy's address, I'll know who to blame.

Russia mulls making software piracy legal and patent licensing compulsory

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Yay!

Go on! Burn those bridges! Burn them!

This is all going to be a nightmare for some other poor bastard to sort out, once Mad Vlad stops twitching on his lamppost.

Russia acknowledges sanctions could hurt its tech companies

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Re: subsidies/tax-breaks

The elephant in the room is that Putin is only kept in power by his wealthy oligarchical cronies.

A significant and sustained drop in the value of their shit will see him out on his ear and he knows this. Hence the ever more insane and outlandish posturing and blamestorming from Mad Vlad as the situation wears on.

OneWeb drops launches from Russia's Baikonur spaceport

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...Roscosmos expressed "skepticism" over extending past 2024 under sanctions.

Reminds me of Richie Blackmoor's response to the press, when David Coverdale said there was definitely no Deep Purple reunion on, as he hadn't heard anything about it.

"Who the fuck asked him anyway?".

The zero-password future can't come soon enough

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The problem with password managers is:

1) Guarantee it will always be reasonably priced / free / included.

2) Guarantee it will sync across devices.

3) Guarantee that it will work on all my devices and always will.

Any missing and I'm not going anywhere near it. Needless to say, when I say "guarantee", I mean that the maintainers do not get to just walk away, dropping their users in the shit, without incurring life-changing penalties.

3 is usually the showstopper. Still waiting for one that works with Roku systems, not to mention one that works with all mobile apps rather than just a select few of them.

Oh and when it comes to 1, if you're looking at a subscription model you can shove it up your arse. Sideways. Rolled in 40 grit sandpaper.

Maxar Technologies: The eye in the sky tracking invasion of Ukraine

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Re: Phase 2

You fool! Your Alan Parsons Project will be destroyed by my high altitude, metallo-lepidopterous strike craft, which have a 100% kill rate in testing.

Yes! My Iron Butterfly is indeed a one hit wonder.

Good: People can spot a deepfake video. Bad: They're not so hot with text

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People are less likely to be tricked into believing falsehoods if they have more information available to them...

Unfortunately, modern technology serves the reverse rather better. People "follow" those they agree with and ignore everything else (except to slag them off). Algorithms "learn" what you like and tailor your news feed.

TiVo ensured that you only saw what you wanted to watch and everyone else followed suit. This has pretty much killed off running across something mind-broadening while channel flicking. FFS we even have TV news which is either deliberately partial or so achingly focussed on being inoffensive to everyone that it isn't even news any more, just repackaged baby food.

Presto, a world full of bigoted, ignorant fucktards with blinkers on, whose sole contribution to debate is to scream about how A N Other group is more bigoted and fucktardy than they are. This while scouring Tw@ter for anything they disagree with so they can accuse the writer of being a fascist/commie/woketard/arsehole etc.

Solution? Turn off the internet...(!)

UK internet pioneer Cliff Stanford has died

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...CompuServe didn't cut it when I left in 92...

There would imply that there were years when Compu$pend did cut it. Do tell.

Ukraine seeks volunteers to defend networks as Russian troops menace Kyiv

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'...any strange outages should be treated as "a computer attack."...'

So, one slight cockup and it's the full FSB beating and trip to the gulag then?

If you're a sysadmin in Russia, now is a very good time to come down with COVID...

Intel blasts Bitcoin mining, unveils own mining kit

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...while consuming 3.6kW...

So, still utter shit then?

HINT: If you are using any power at all to do something that nobody really needs, benefitting nobody bar paranoid cockwombles and driven by your own sheer greed, it's a Very Bad Thing at this time in history. Bitcoin miners are just the same as hedgies, happily fucking over everything and anything for profit.

Yes, Mark Zuckerberg is still pushing metaverse. Next step, language translation

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Zuckerberg.

The man who won't take "Because it's a fucking stupid idea" as an answer.

I live in hope that one day he'll realise that the Facebook thing was a one-off, he's never going to follow it and he should just take the money and run. However, I suspect he's just too dumb to figure it out.

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Re: VR drinks?

As you're talking about VR, when you say "some arsehole tried to sell me something", is that figuratively or literally?

BOFH: All hail the job cuts consultant

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You mean someone who's read the same books then?

I remember when one of the management team kept posting little aphorisms from his favourite business guru on the intranet.

One of these was along the lines of how, while the bumblebee couldn't fly, it didn't know that and just did it anyway.

I pointed out that anyone who's basing their business advice on a pre-war French botanist's piss-poor knowledge of aerodynamics probably wasn't worth listening to. Particularly when they didn't at least cross-check their homespun wisdom with the Wikipedia "List of common misconceptions".

Mobile-based ID wallets for government are coming

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Your identity.

Held digitally.

On a mobile device.

In a system designed and built by the government[1].

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Still, I'm sure that the usual suspects providing IT services and consultancy to the public sector will be delighted to pay the usual bung to Gartner for triggering this bastard bonanza of bullshit and bollocks.

[1] Public sector IT: A cockup looking for a place to happen.

FAA now says 5G airports may interfere with Boeing 737s

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There may be more.

I have seen it reported elsewhere that this is not a 5G problem or a 737 problem, but a US of A one. Hence the lack of panic elsewhere, despite other places having airports and having 737s land at them.

In a nutshell, the USA has a 5G band bang against the aviation one and some bleed over is inevitable. Funny that when a small company tried to do this (Lightsquared) they got shut down, but when the big telcos wanted to do the same it went through. I wonder how much that cost in bribeslobbying and feasibility studies?

While they have a similar allocation issue in Japan, there they have mandated beamforming antennae on cell towers close to airports which aim the signal along and down rather than up. For some reason (cost to the telcos bringing out the bribelobby cash must be favourite), the US hasn't done this.

AMD, Xilinx complete world's biggest semiconductor merger thanks to stock boom

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Also there's the not insignificant risk of Chinese buyers being suddenly deprived of both sets of product lines, should their government decide to escalate their Taiwanese posture from willy waving to dicking about.

Microsoft details 'planet-scale' AI infrastructure packing 100,000-plus GPUs

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'planet scale'?

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and all you want me to do is make a significant breakthrough in scheduling deep learning workloads.

I have this terrible ache in all the diodes down my left side. Have I mentioned that it makes me terribly depressed?

AI-created faces now look so real, humans can't spot the difference

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Re: Fascinating

While the criticism of the most recent one in that series was loud, I'm a bit stumped as to what the problem was.

Maybe somebody needs to explain to me exactly why transdimensional aliens and crystal skulls is more far fetched than sky fairies and magic boxes/stones/novelty mugs.

Chromium-adjacent Otter browser targets OS/2

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Re: A few more pedantic details

Actually, you missed the two "big ticket" items.

1) When OS/2 came out, what you paid for was the CLI. If you wanted the GUI (Presentation Manager) that cost as much again. If you wanted it to talk to anything else you had to purchase Communications Manager on top of that. So, when OS/2 had the market to itself and could have owned it, nobody who gave a rat's arse about cost bought it. A prize cockup that doomed it from the word go.

2) Until OS/2 and its successors came out, there'd been no such things as drivers for the various bits of hardware with associated APIs. Many, if not most, DOS applications had their greasy paws deep into the hardware to make things work. When Windows came out, it sat on DOS and a quick button press would provide a reboot into "real" DOS, should one of your applications not run in a DOS box under Windows. If your application wouldn't run under OS/2 (and most DOS applications of any complexity wouldn't), you were screwed.

So, back when IBM and MS were best buddies and Windows wasn't even in the design phase, IBM shot its redheaded stepchild in the head due to sheer corporate greed. I always assumed that MS were so disgusted with IBM's pricing and marketing that they fucked off to do Windows. The alternative was a market where this new Apple stuff was the cheaper option...

Russia 'stole US defense data' from IT systems

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Re: "CISA's response is a long list of security controls and practices"

Yup. Rule 1 of 21st century computing: "If you put your data in 'the cloud' it is no longer private, regardless of how many people have told you that it is.".

Red Hat signals Intel's software-defined silicon will debut in Linux 5.18

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Re: New wine in old bottles

You're probably thinking of the three core Athlons.

The original plan was to take four core dies with a duff core and repackage them as a three core.

It turned out that picking out single core failures and feeding them back into production was more expensive than just running one, four core process line and fiddling it at the end.

BOFH: The Geek's Countergambit – outwitted at an electronics store

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Re: I sense a disturbance in the force

If you can work in a reference to some koi it could be a multistorey carp arc.

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Re: This must be ...

Many years ago, I worked for the reseller in question. When they were acquired by a well-known purveyor of electronic tat, I opined that this was because the Chairman of the tat-vendor must be pandering to his inner child as he had bought himself a cowboy outfit for Christmas.

Despite many name changes, restructurings, mergers, acquisitions and rebranding in the intervening decades, I have not seen anything since to alter that view.

English county council blasted for 'inept project management' in delayed SAP replacement

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Seriously?

A public sector IT project has ballooning costs, no end in sight and is being run by incompetent muppets?

How is this news?

AMD confirms Xilinx merger approved by regulators

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That's handy.

How are they footing the bill? I think we knee'd to know.

To our total surprise, Apple makes adding alternative payment systems to apps 'painful, expensive, clunky'

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It becomes contempt of court when Judge Lucy Fangrrl and a jury of iSheep rule against them in California.

Until then, it's just meaningless foreigners being petty.

Apple: It just works - unless we don't want it to, then it doesn't.

Cisco inferno: Networking giant reveals three 10/10 rated critical router bugs

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Re: "the boxes can also be made to create DDoS attacks"

The crucial difference is that yer shifty foreign bastards have to find the holes in order to use them, rather than being told exactly what to do by the manufacturer (and how the new ones work when the old ones are found by someone else and have to be patched).

At least you're making the sods work for their intel.