@Those who had their details published.
That's really let the cat out of the bag now, hasn't it?
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That's the message I got out of the article, anyway.
It all sounded just like Microsoft some years back! "We're huge, we're great, we've got the best product, we've got the best strategy and anyone who doesn't agree with us is dead in the water."
Remember here, Microsoft started with the attitude that because Windows was so bloody superior to everything else, anything not using it would die. They eventually had to resort to good, old-fashioned dirty tactics when this proved untrue.
It's not just the thin/fat client thing that repeats itself.......
Twitter's business model?
Given the number of places going: "contact us on Twitter, it's by far the simplest way to get in touch"*, I'd say this has to be:
1) Borrow lots of money.
2) Bribe world + dog to mention you as much as possible.
3) Get lots of extra users.
4) Sit back and smile at your humungous user base and bathe in the glory of the "darling of Web 2.0" accolade.
5) Ah. The money. Oops..........
*For the benefit of any Terriblegraph, Channel 4 or other ADD-ridden meejah types reading this: NO IT F***ING ISN"T!!
Nah, not wings.
Since it's a military push, what they're obviously aiming at here is the ability for the thing to transform into a huge, arse-kicking battle robot / exoskeleton / land mate / guymelef / labor / whatever at the push of a button.
Gatling cannon, flechette weapons, rocket launchers, a sodding great sword and, of course, frikkin' lasers should be taken as read on the accessory list here.
I dunno. Probably something to do with knowing damned well that someone'll ship 50 iPhones for every one of these things they manage to push and they'd rather it was them.
Love it, hate it or ignore it, it's still the one the unwashed masses want and I don't think any of these offerings is going to change that. This would require something to show up with a "killer" feature (not in that lot, unless you're an OS fixated fanboi) *and* for either Apple to drop a right bollock with their next version or pigs to fly.
"deleting.......too expensive, instead offering to put in place a system to hide records...."
Exactly how is "DELETE FROM records WHERE ni_number=n" more expensive than modifying the database to incorporate a hidden flag and then modifying all the data access methods used by all the client systems to return "sod off" when the hidden flag is set?
I call bullshit on this one. Unless, of course, the problem is that they've actually got no fucking idea of where all the places that your data might end up are. So I suppose the real question is are they lying about the cost of this or are they lying about the security of your data?
I think that your suggestion that President Ahmedinejad of Iran, a devout Muslim, would partake of a glass of whiskey is potentially offensive.
To be on the safe side here I have reported you for an act of potential Religious hatred to the police and I'm sure that they'll do the right thing (probably something involving SO19, knowing them).
Also your portrayal of Charles Kennedy as a drunken sot is probably libellous. (Yes, I know it's true, you think this makes a difference these days?) Watch for a Carter-Fuckogram on your doormat soon.
"OEM isn't an option since I expect to be swapping the MB/CPU in a year's time......"
Hmm, my OEM XP has been on a "rolling upgrade" box since I bought it and the OS has served through more HW changes than you can shake a stick at. None of the current components bear any relation to what it originally grumbled into life on and are all at least four generations removed (bar the case - that's only been swapped once).
Once in a while, when swapping bits, it'll bitch about this, but a quick call to MS solves that. Rather handily for XP owners who like to fiddle with hardware, they've now made this a fully automated process ("Press 1 for yesIonlyhaveonemachine" - automated license fixage key read out by return).
This is actually the one area where M$ don't take the piss (as long as you don't), contrary to the scare stories circulating about OEM versions.
You mean like the Toyota Prius, Honda Insight, MINI-e (etc. etc.) already do right now with regenerative braking?
Yes, it is worth the effort, as any Prius driver who's idly watched the status display as they coast to a halt will attest. It's sort of how the hybrid and pure 'leccy vehicles get the bang for their buck you know and not a new idea at all.
As for magnetic plugs, given the recently documented habit of said Apple connectors to short out when the lead's tugged, I'm not sure that applying this tech to 400v connections is a good idea....
Er, "look 'n feel".
The foundation for numerous Apple lawsuits since time immemorial. "It looks a bit like something that we make and hold umpteen zillion patents on."
However, I would like to ask exactly how "Initially attractive branded corporate freebie turns out to be cheap shite" a) qualifies as news and b) surprises anyone?
Oh, I dunno. Sometimes eBay is the only way that you can get certain things.
I obtained a Transcend 4Gb SD card the other day (yes, SD, not SDHC) as the latest maps* for my satnav take more than 2 gigs, the thing doesn't support the HC cards and I can't be arsed to monkey about loading maps as required.
That's the one that Transcend's own website refuses to admit exists, yet is well known in the satnav forums. eBay was the only place** that I could find one. It's kosher (I've tested it through repeated read / write cycles with both large and small files to 4 gigs) and works a treat.
Caveat emptor indeed. Do the research, take your time and pick the vendor carefully. There are bargains to be had.
*Aaarhaaar me hearties!
**Okay, not strictly true, Amazon had 'em too (showing as available but out of stock). But they wanted over 50 sodding quid for the privilege(!) I figured that the thick end of a tenner including postage was worth a punt......
It saves that pesky rebranding in some years time when "Virgin Orbital" looks rather quaint.
There's nothing like picking a bang on, with it, state of the art name and then looking somewhat old hat a few decades later. Classic example of shortsighted thinking here is that quaint old vintage film company, 20th Century Fox..........
"......conducted on swine, which are anatomically very different to humans."
All we need now is a massive PR campaign to "get the message across" to the flu virus and we're all safe!
I think that "anatomically somewhat different", "anatomically slightly different" or just "anatomically different" would have been better here. There's a reason why pigs are seen as a handy source of transgenic transplants and that piggy heart valves are already in common use you know........
Me too.
I'd already braced myself for a rash of Tabloid scare stories on the dangers of the "FBI flu" and how you should avoid contact with the FBI, anyone associated with the FBI or, to be on the safe side, anyone who's been to America or knows where it is.
Hmm, law enforcement / swine flu. There's a "pigs" joke in there somewhere.....
"How it can make this guarantee, it's not saying."
How about like this: "We're based in Russia. We can lie in our sales pitch and there's f*** all you can do about it. If you want to claim on our guarantee, our after-sales support guys Yuri and Leonid (who learned their people skills with Aquarium) will be happy to solve all your problems. Permanently."
<Knock Knock>
<Thump, pummel, batter>
Ah, right. The above is all highly speculative and merely a piss-poor attempt at humour of course. I'm sure that this is actually all completely above board and that they're a reliable company who would be a pleasure to do business with. In fact I'll be reviewing this astonishingly fine product soon.
Right after Yuri takes his foot off my neck in fact.
Actually, I reckon that the idea is *really* to be "Readyboost", er, ready for the Win 7 netbook edition launch.
ISTR that Win 7 will use yer actual small SSD as a Readyboost device rather than refusing to countenance anything other than a USB connected device for such, as with its more brain-dead predecessor.
With this setup, they'll have something that can get Win 7 up and running in a sensible time on the otherwise sclerotic hardware.
Nooooooooooo!
That would mean either having more than one Wales or filling England with Welsh refugees. Neither of these strike me as a good idea.
As for the house power requirements, I'm with the author here. You can't ignore heating and such in order to make the figures look good. Burning gas is burning gas, no matter how or where it's burned. Wood pellet burners are a sensible option small scale, but expansion means trucking wood pellets to every home (yes, a bad idea). There's also a slight problem in sourcing the rather significant quantities of wood, not to mention the on-site pellet storage issue. Like it or not, it's a dash to 'leccy we're looking at here.
As for the efficiency improvements, if anyone really thinks that the savings available from changing light bulbs and tellies are any more significant than pissing in the wind in terms of overall energy use per house, they need to get out more.
You:
".....the mac comes with a better version of Java than MS ship for Windows."
From the Article:
"There's no such requirement on Microsoft developers, since Sun provides Java fixes on that platform."
So MS don't actually ship a version for Windows, Sun do. I suspect that MS may well bundle what was the latest version at the time on install media and offer updates via Win update for those with the Java updater turned off, but I wouldn't know. I get my updates automagically from Sun.
I'm intrigued as to how exactly Apple's later interpretation of a Java release is always "better" than the vanilla Sun version.
I'm with you on this.
Sir John Trevor, the speaker in 1695, also "resigned" (i.e. jumped before he was pushed).
The funniest thing for me about this whole thing is how the Telegraph have sat on the detail and are doing a daily expose of an individual member's expenses. It must be fun in the HoC tea room every morning as the honourable members open their copies, one goes "OHSHIT!" and the others breathe a collective sigh of relief. A sort of political version of the Chinese Water Torture, if you like.
Exactly how is an electric cooling pump significant noise-wise when compared to a humungous sub-propelling electric motor with a sodding great propellor on the end?
Also: Range. The need to surface. The need to refuel at sea. Smaller size. etc. etc. etc.
The one and only advantage that Diesel/Electric subs have over nuclear* is that they're a damned sight cheaper to buy.
*Unless you're one of those anti-nucular evryfing types of course, in which case there are two.
More interesting is that Sussex Uni's Black Bee breeding programme is funded to the tune of 100 grand. But that one's not been PR'd to death round the media and I hadn't heard of it 'til now (thanks El Reg).
So, I'm guessing that the difference in approach here is that the Co-Op are in for 10 grand to the bee boys and 90 grand to the PR men. Trebles all round!
Whether the hack to turn iPhone lite into iPhone full-fat ships before or after the launch of the product itself.
This would be the one thing that turned jailbreaking iPhones from a niche, techy thing into a mainstream act.
I agree that Jobs must have had no involvement here. He may be a lot of things, but dumb enough to point a shotgun at his foot and pull both triggers ain't one of 'em.
"....RTFM and learn the keyboard shortcuts..."
Well fuck me backwards! Learning the keyboard shortcuts in an app is quicker than picking the mouse up every time you want to access the tools? Who knew?
Next week, how reverting to DOS can save you a shitload of cash on hardware and gets rid of *all* that tedious, time wasting GUI shit once and for all.
You can get to that quite easily with a decently specced PC sporting a couple of high-end Nvidia GPUs in SLi.
You were expecting Nvidia chips to suddenly chew less power 'cos they were stuck on a maths copro board rather than a graphics card why exactly?
Flames, 'cos I'll bet it's like Satan's fireplace inside the box too.
Unless, of course, both the claims and electronic copies of the supporting paperwork were on the HDD in question.
That makes far more sense.
As for "how", given the recent piss-poor performance of HMG in retaining data and the associated revelations on their data security, this is obviously the work of l33t h4x0r d00d t3rr0r1sts. Only they would have been able to master the arcane technical intricacies of "drag icon of folder x onto external drive y".