* Posts by TeeCee

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DNS hijack hits The Register: All well

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Re: AnonyTurk or TurkSec or LulzTurk?

.....or just the young turks of Anonymous.....?

London Olympics journey planner crash effort launched

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WTF?

Come again?

"...should enable operators to plan efficient journeys during next year's Olympic Games..."

Efficient journeys? By road? In *London*?

I think they've just asked for a sat nav in a different universe......

Domino's to serve pizzas on the Moon, apparently

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Re: Possessive

It's a bit simpler than that, it's "Domino's" as in "Domino's Pizza" (i.e. the fact that they have something, in this case pizzas, is intentionally implicit in the name).

Thus "Domino's" as the name and "I ate a Domino's pizza last night...<etc>" are both correct.

Coders howl over Google's App Engine price hike (natch)

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Price point and porting.

"I'm also not at all convinced another platform would actually be cheaper, looking at the whole picture."

So in other words Google have got the pricing spot on, at least as regards retaining existing users?

As far as I recall they always said it was to become a commercial offering so, (obligatory HHGTTG quote) there's no point acting all surprised about it.

Space junk at 'tipping point', now getting worse on its own

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Re: Space tatters

There's one for sale down the road.

Well, it's got spaceship milage on it.........

Samsung outs 5in Galaxy Note as new smartphone concept

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Re: even better!

Cool!

I recently bought my little daughter one of their graphics tablet thingies to draw her Manga artwork with. I've been marvelling at it ever since it turned up. I was wondering if it was all done with enslaved imps, but I guess there had to be a simple scientific explanation.

Wavee penny, movee mousey. Look no touchee. Nothing up sleevies. Ooooooo......

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Re: Looks nice.

1) Right-click on pic in article and save to disk.

2) Open pic in graphics program.

3) Hold ruler up to screen.

4) Resize pic until screen bit of device measures 5.3" diagonally.

It's that big.

5) Get coat........

UK-US corporate world slams 'dot-brand' domain plans

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Re: "...If Coca-Cola do buy '.coke',"

I believe a consortium of loosely-affiliated Latin American businesses have already bid more for that one than Coca-Cola can afford......

MySociety marshals griping commuters to fix UK transport

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S3xu4l Imp0t3nc3?

Do you feel inadequately equipped to satisfy your partner?

Are you having trouble keeping it hard?

Just go to FixMyCock.com for a fast and effective solution!

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"...and 5 years late."

Yes, but after 5 years two websites would have turned up at once......

One last production run for TouchPad

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@Erik Borgo

Unfortunately, "PC's becoming a sunset industry" only exists in the minds of the more loony industry analysts and the dreams of the tablet pushers.

Hint: Your job may be possible to do using only one 10" screen and a "point and peck" onscreen touch keyboard taking up a third of it, but mine definately isn't.

As I said elsewhere, last time round it was thin clients that were supposed to do for the PC. At least that one made some sort of sense, even if it didn't happen. Anyone betting the farm on tablets displacing PCs should be top of any 419ers list of gullible targets.

Dent the sales of low-end laptops? Yes. Increase the number of suited idiots going; "Looky. I haz iPad!!11!!" in meetings? Yes. Displace laptops entirely in the consumer space? Possibly. Change the world? No.

We didn't leak names of US agents, insists WikiLeaks

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WTF?

"....a WikiLeaks member gave access...without the permission of Assange."

I suppose if you are a spy or informant, it must be comforting that the official Wikileaks approach to security means that your life is now dependant on the whim of Assange.....

Samsung outs MacBook Pro lookalike laptop

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Aha!

At last a properly built aluminium laptop with a numeric keypad!

Not an Excel junkie, but I work with a lot of antique "green screen" stuff and most terminal emulations are a right PITA to remap for a keyboard lacking same. Just physically not enough keys, so you either have to lose something important or put up with loads of arcane shift/ctrl/alt combos.

London borough in miracle £250m IT deal

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Meh

There's an old saying.

If it looks too good to be true..........

Wait 'til they find out how much the T&M costs are for anything not specifically detailed and priced in the SLA. I believe the correct term for the headline savings on the outsource contract is "loss-leader".

DARPA wants a working manned starship for $500k

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Project Management.

Your budget: 500 grand.

Your project: To build a working Interstellar spacecraft.

Solution: Get an IT Project Manager in to run it. This sort of thing is business-as-bloody-usual. In fact it's rather simpler than usual as they haven't demanded delivery of the finished product within 6 months as one would normally expect.....

What vegetables are best for growing in Spaaace?

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@hpwb

You mean like the prepared supply dumps used by Robert Falcon Scott during his trek to the South Pole?

As I recall that didn't go well for him.....

Beyonce's belly: Most important thing ever, on Twitter

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Re: Who?

No surname? Isn't she Beyonce Z (nee Knowles)? Or are she and Mr Z not married[1]?

Gosh I am so ashamed I know that. I'll be opening a tw@ter account if this sort of thing continues.....

[1] Although you have to say that "Little Bastard Z" does sound like a shoo-in as a rap star, so they could be doing it a favour if so.....

Stephen on Steve: The most important man on Earth

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@Noons

Oh come on! You should know by now that there's already a unix command for absofuckinglutely everything. You just need to look it up:

jobs [-lnp] [job]...

List information about each given job, or all active jobs if job is not specified. With -l, list process IDs in addition to the normal information. With -n, display only jobs that have stopped or exited since last notified. With -p, list only the process group. See the "Jobs" subsection for a description of the format of job.

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Re: Rubbish

You only have "pretentious twaddle"?

Are you Stephen Fry in disguise?

Google+ offers new 'Ignore' feature

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Re: Where is...

Have you *seen* how adding this to a page fucks up page load times while Google get around to serving it?

Presumably El Reg are waiting for G+ performance to increase dramatically and get to at least "piss-poor" before implementing it.

Samsung SH100 14Mp Wi-Fi compact camera

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"...slightly cantered top plate..."

Er, did you mean "canted"?

It doesn't appear to have the necessary legs required to canter effectively.

That UK.gov Firefox cookie leakage snafu explained

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Re: snafu is now a word

Maybe we need an RFC system for words to avoid these misunderstandings.

AMD's new CEO bobs, weaves, says 'big' and 'fast' are good

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Re: Spot on!

It all depends.

When was the last time you saw someone looking at laptops in store and choosing the more expensive one of the same spec "because it's got an Intel processor inside it"?

AMD may just be taking the attitude that the PIB consumer market is small beer, their sales targets are the OEMs and spunking money on lavish consumer advertising is a waste of cash. Particularly while the only real consumer selling point they can make is; "an AMD equipped machine is quite likely to be a little bit cheaper".

Having said that, what they really should be doing is advertising their graphics side more aggressively. That's a place where consumer adverts might do some good, if they can convince people that having a machine with an AMD GPU is a Really Good Thing. There they can pick up sales, even if the consumer's already been brainwashed by the Intel advert juggernaut. It might also sell a few Fusion APU machines to CPU-agnostic customers too.

Cambridge Audio Sonata NP30 hi-fi streamer

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Re: Cambridge Audio

Too damned right. I have their 540R surround amp, bought purely 'cos I couldn't find anything that sounded any better without paying four times as much. If I were to replace it, their current offering would definately be on my listening list.

They're not Richer Sounds' house brand either. They sell globally, but Richer's have the (sole??) distribution rights in the UK.

I guess the OP hates RS for some reason and also has his head up his own arse.

HP's UK PC boss: We're going nowhere

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WTF?

Not quitting the PC business.

"Spun off" - quitting the PC business.

"Sold" - quitting the PC business.

"Kept in the HP portfolio" - not quitting the PC business.

So he's got a 1 in 3 chance of being right and everyone else 2 in 3 then? I know where my money is....

NFC phone-tap app makes money!

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"The company reckons you might.....(etc)"

They'll be wrong then.

A genuinely practical application escapes me, but then that does seem to be the way of NFC fluffery.

If you want to stick a note on your fridge, use a post-it:

1) You can read it without having to have your phone on you.

2) You can update it without tapping away on some pathetic excuse for a keyboard, going quietly batshit insane in the process.

3) When you take it to the supermarket, you can easily read it without either having to nip home to wave your phone at the fridge, or navigate some tosser's cloud website on a phone screen.

4) If someone else does the shopping, they are not SOL on knowing what to get.

Apple shares drop after Jobs resignation

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Re: "...you'll find at least a gram of blow."

Not all of 'em. Newtons contain smack and acid left over from the design conferences....

Amphibious Nazi raccoons menace Sweden

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Is there a prize on offer...

.....for the first Raccoon to swim the channel?

Samsung says Apple lifted iPad from Kubrick's 2001

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Re: IBM Telepad

As that's a considerable number of years before there was a Thinkpad, it's probably more accurate to say that the Thinkpad badge is in the classic Telepad font and at 45 degrees!!!

Lenovo ThinkPad Tablet goes on sale

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In the light of conversations elsewhere here....

....shouldn't it be badged as a Telepad?

Boffins build powerful yet 'table-top size' atom-smasher

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"...you can put on your kitchen table."

OI! Where's my portable particle beam cannon you bastards?

Ofcom mulls smackdown for rogue religious TV channel

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Believe This Shit TV....

God particle back in hiding

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"...the results they had observed now look like a statistical quirk."

Ok, what was the energy level of that quirk?

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

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Re: but...

Try it. See if anyone else complains......

Mine's the one with the piece of crumpled paper, headed "Risk Analysis" and with the words "Shit Happens" written on it in crayon, in the pocket.

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Re: how about

Sorry, any headstone message should be delivered in LR Total Time by definition. Nothing gets more final than that....

Poulson Itaniums hit 'Replay' for reliability

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Can't see any deckchairs in the pics.

Have Intel moved them?

Sulphur-loving microbes might be oldest life

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@Evil Auditor

Hmm, you've never ridden the Prague Metro during rush-hour in the summer then?

Take deep breath, get on and try to hold it until your destination. This doesn't work, but even air that smells like the inside of a hod-carrier's jockstrap is ok when you're already cross-eyed, dizzy and blue-faced from asphyxiation...

Motorola Atrix Lapdock

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Re: Missing the point guys..

Key assumptions:

1) There will be a successor phone.

2) It will be one you want.

3) It will work with the same unit rather than requiring the Atrix PhoneDock 2.

Any less than 3/3 and 300 quid disappears off round the U-bend. Given the usual love that hardware types have for their users prolonging the life of kit rather than buying new, I reckon that buying 300 quid's worth of lottery tickets is less likely to lose you money.

Ridley Scott confirmed for Blade Runner pre/sequel

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WTF?

@LuMan

Mustnotfeedthetrollmustnotfeedthetrollmustnotfeedthetrollmustnotfeedthetroll....

Oh hell.

Ah, so *you're* one of the people who makes up this mysterious test screening audience used by Hollywood then?

"proper ending"?

<HEAD EXPLODES>

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Re: sorry, it's not that amazing....

I learned something new today.

They have Fuzzy Ducks in Philistia......

Brits buy more e-books than other Euro readers

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You probably have the reason in there.

"The market has exploded in Britain after Amazon introduced a UK version of its Kindle online bookshop..."

Want a Kindle or an e-Book from Amazon in Europe? You'll be getting that from the US store then. So rather than intra-EU shipping and prepaid VAT on your Kindle, you get to pay transatlantic shipping rates and then get stung for import duties and VAT. Nice one! Then you're stuck with the US book store, paying in dollars, getting stung on currency exchange transactions and stuck with all the spelling mistakes in English language books.

Sheer insanity.

If Amazon want to know why the European market is not battering their door down, they should get a dictionary (they probably have a few knocking around unused) and look up what the words "European market" actually mean.

BOFH: Beer, shinies, death by fire, rats IN THAT ORDER

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A sack of rats and pepper spray?

Never mind the keyboard, maintaining bladder control was tricky on seeing that one.

ID and Passport Service uncloaks 2012 online plans

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Re: Just gimme the forms!

Which is *exactly* what I did last time as you already can download the forms.

Then I had to send the ruddy things to an outsourced operation in Paris. Accompanied by another form with *all* my Credit card details and paying half-as-much-again as the domestic service for the privilege. Then a courier service for return charged at rates that, being in the business, I know damned well are entirely fictitious. This I will not miss.

I also will not miss paying the highest permissible premium rate under local legislation for a phone call to call their help line, only to have to enter CC details on connection so the thieving fuckers can charge 2EUR per bloody minute on top of that! This is probably illegal and definately breaks the spirit, if not the letter of the law.

If it puts their current subcontractors handling expat passports out of business and gets all their useless, thieving, incompetant staff sacked[1], it's worth whatever it costs.

What would be an acceptable alternative would be to reverse the NuLabour policy behind this and revert back to having these processed at the various country embassies. That used to work very well.

[1] Especially in a time of recession and high unemployment. Icing on the cake that.

Sony preps Luke Skywalker-style digital binoculars

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Have they sorted out...

...the way the battery always runs flat at the wrong time, leaving you in the pitch dark surrounded by nasty, jumpy, bitey things and getting nibbled to death?

Explaining the Chocolate Factory's Patent Panic

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One more thing.

ISTR that when Android was in gestation, potential OEMs were wary of being crushed by a "Googlephone", but were reassured by Google saying; "We'll never make phones".

Subsequently there was a right old hoohah when the first Nexus shipped, but Google assured everyone that it was Ok, 'cos it wasn't *made* by them. Grumbling persisted in the background to the effect that Google weren't exactly playing fair in annointing one OEM's products with Google branding, but everything carried on.

I assume the deathly silence so far on the Motorola buyout from the other Android phone makers is 'cos they haven't got over the coughing fit from choking on their cornflakes yet?

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Re: The article is based on flawed logic

Now that makes sense.

Motorola make some great Android phones, let down by one major cockup. Update cycles, or rather the lack of them.

They're stuck in the same rut as most of the other manufacturers, believing that slathering the core OS with their own cruft (Motoblur? I'm looking at you...) to "differentiate" it is the only way to compete. The sticking point here is that porting said cruft to a new OS version for a device that's been superseded or is coming to the end of its cycle is money down the drain[1], so it doesn't get done.

A Motorola that ditches the cruft development overhead (reducing cost and time to market) and ships updates on the dot (keeping customers happy and possibly drumming up some repeat business) might actually make money.....

[1] Other industries seem to place a value on customer satisfaction and do this sort of thing anyway.....

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Re: Re: Satan

<Lady Bracknell>

A HANDBAG??!!!!????

</Lady Bracknell>

Skype brings per-minute Wi-Fi to iPad and iPhone

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Ahem!

"...the company makes great play around the lack of data cap."

Or, more likely, they're gambling that King Croesus and El Dorado are unlikely to club together and find out what it is.....

Community Linux support for Penguin phones floated

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Oh yeah?

Of course if they shipped the damned OS updates in a timely manner, they wouldn't need long-term support of earlier versions.

Why would the community want to help these bastards screw their customers into buying a new device, purely to get an update that they should be bloody well entitled to anyway?

Piles of unshiftable HP fondle-slabs choke Best Buy

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Re: Looting

I heard that one retailer going in to clean up the mess found that they had more HP tablets in stock than they started with...