* Posts by Risky

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What's Auntie for, exactly?

Risky

@Gary Moran

Of course glbal warming isn't causing current climate events and most of the commentators know it, but there is a clear undercurrant that it is better to scare people and not trouble them with the complexity of the facts. I 've listen to enough R4 interviews where we roughly get:

BBC: "So the flood/drought/storm can be attributed to glabal warming"

SCI: "Well if action isn't taken on GW, then we will see more of these events"

BBC "So people should act now and [Buy Lexus hybrid-SV, Organic-microwave-meal, etc]

SCI "Um, yes, we all need to ..blah"

I would like to hear some enviromental campaigners that don't feel the need to treat us like morons.

Risky
Heart

Hitting the nail on the head

I've noticed this on the BBC and it's good you've raised this

Certainly there is a consensus that climate change is happening due to human development. I find the arguements plausible, though obviously there is plenty to learn and reasearch there. Thereare sceptics on the science, some are nuts, but some are making palusible points and deserve their say.

However on the BBC I have often heard the sceptics referred to as "Global Warming Deniers" - obviously trying to imply that they are about at the level of Irving/Ahmadinejad. This has extended to the point that they are now roughly "Don't worry about the science, we need to act now!" and anyone who disagrees with the kyoto\shopping-bag bans etc is again in the same basket as Messers I& A above.

Now whist the is a fair consensus on what appears to be happening to the climate, they sure as hell isn't a consensus on what constitutes a good thing to do about it. All proposed actions will have multiple impacts and there are plenty of groups involved using climate change to push thier own agendas (Unions after more protectionism, Leftists wanting government control of everything, Greens wanting to reverse economic growth).

Bjørn Lomborg was somethime described as a sceptic, but in fact his argument was that there were more important things that the world should be doing to help the poor, against disease etc.

It's easy for the BBC to take this line now, but saying "Don't think about the science, it's above your head and you just need to do what we say" is a worring direction.

Lost HMRC discs pop up on eBay

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Joke

cheque?

I felt obliged to ask him if he could post to LAGOS, NIGERIA and could one pay by cheque.......

Police Complaints joins inquest into Darling data giveaway

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Coat

of course

I await news that the courier turns out to be a failed asylum seeker.....

Drink rats' milk, suggests battling Heather Mills

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Paris Hilton

Dumbing Down

Can El Reg cease reporting this ridiculous woman's babbling and return to reporting on Paris Hilton, to restore the intellectual level here.

Russian: I killed Buster Crabb in 1956 underwater scrap

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Black Helicopters

Cambridge?

Given that the Soviets were, um, not-exactly-under-appraised of details from the intelegence services at the time, I suppose It's feasible that they were tipped off.

Half of computer users are Wi-Fi thieves

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Go

Poll?

Maybe the reg should ask it's users on this one.....can we beat 52%?

Sierra Leone launches 'Operation Wash Lunatics'

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IT Angle

whiff

I assume your IT angle qwould be that a similar approach would be suitable for freshening up those Unix development teams found lurking in basements of larger organisations.

Brown announces new counter-terror plans

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@A Coward

"Never fear, dear fellow - a person has FAR more chance of being killed by a British invasion, than by a bomb on the tube."

Assuming they were in Iraq, they'd have a much greater chance of being killed by a muslim suicide bomber than by the British or Americans.

For the record I don't support extending the detention period, but I can oppose that without joining the conspiracy wingnuts.

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Flame

Please take off you *$%ing tinfoil hat

@Ash

I'm as sceptical as the rest of you when the goverment plans another raft of dubious security measures, but don't be too much of a fool.

The were real bombs on 7/7 and the failed attacks after and what were the bombers if they weren't 'terrorists'. As for 'what little effect they do have on British society', I guess it depends whether you or your family were killed or injured.

Or are you all so wrapped up in your conspiracy theories that you now believe it was made up/done by 'the Jews'/by the secuity services/a freak electical storm or whatever.

Argue all you like on policy but don't insult the dead.

Queues start a day ahead of UK iPhone arrival

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Jobs Horns

iDrip?

"o2 assures us that they had an unlimited supply of mug punters who'll pay whatever we chharge for this this as it's so pretty".

ID Cards cost cut to £5.6bn

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Flame

Cost

And don't forget the cost of the photos, the buggers as so damm picky about the exact position of your head, you have preactically no hope of getting a usuable set form a photo booth so you pay extra to slappy-snaps to take them so you can at least get them recooked when the first lot are rejected!

Babbling net software sparks international incident

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Thumb Up

Better

I've roundtripped some particularly garbled forums posts before. Sometimes the come out better and actualy gain some grammar!

Satanic car key traps 12 motorists in car park of horror

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Black Helicopters

Matches hat

Where can I get a tin-foil lined car cover. Will it make me invisible to the black helicopters when parked?

Police aim to stamp out virtual child abuse

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Stop

Did any of you read the article?

They didn't say they intended to prosecute anyone for getting up to some virtual child abuse on sadville, but they were looking at this to see if they find some RL paedos lurking in there.

Again, for the slow, they do NOT plan to prosecute anyone for being a virtual-perv, you can bugger as many babies as you like on SL safe from Mr Plod provided you don't try in out in RL.

iPhone rubber fingers not a hoax, inventor insists

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Jobs Horns

iDiots

This would ensure that anyone not laughing and pointing at the twit with the £909 phone, can laugh and point at the idiot with a pair of rubbers on his fingers.

Student taser victim spared electric chair

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Thumb Up

Seems reasonable....

I can see the positive aspects, anyone pompously droning on in a political meeting gets a quick 50kV. Perhaps Mr Kerry and his ilk should be worried.

Singapore Airlines bans A380 rumpy-pumpy

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Joke

Who's the first

....to suggest they call it Virgin Airlines?

Cops coax half-naked Czech wolfman from Cardiff tree

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Joke

Welsh

Where's the sheep angle? (icon req'd)

Racist Reg ignores Nigerian helicopter pioneer

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Coat

hang on

Surely if this is marketed as a Web 2.0 helicopter (um fluffy-chop?) it doesn't need to actually fly as such....

Ubuntu's latest OS not so Gutsy

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Stop

Typo

"....crying into their beers"

Surely that should have been "their beards"?

Jailed terror student 'hid' files in the wrong Windows folder

Risky

Obscene?

Wouldn't a video of a beheading constitute indecent material and thus be prosecutable for that offence.

Risky
Dead Vulture

In Reg-la-la-land

I see the fearless reg is busy dispelling the myth that thereare some islamacist fanatics keen on on a bit of domestic terrorism. No doubt we will soon move back and reveal how the london bomings were a conspiracy between mossad/cia/mafia/elvis as part of a secreat plan to blah, blah, snore.....

If it's really hard to knock this stuff out you can always hop on the approptate uk forums and somewhere next to a rehash of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and the bit about the 1,234 who stayed at home on September 11th, you'll find lots of ready-made theories why x was really done by the US/UK whoever and not the devout Y, who is still a martyr and justified in what he, um, didn't do.........

Finger-chopping jihadis derail MPs scanner system, claims MoS

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Stats?

@ AC

Great stat for quoting, but how do they come to it? On historical data there isn't much evidence of anyone whatsover being killed by meteorites and unless you're wearing a tinfoil hat, it's fairly clear some people have been killed by terrorists here and there.

Sure if we factor in an extinction-event level hit wiping out the lot of us, you could try and bias it out, but then what extreme terrorist events do you need to calc probablilities for.

Paris Hilton heads for the cryogenic freezer

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Boffin

Ho-Hum

It seems some of the stories have annoyed the Cryonics institute:

http://www.cryonics.org/whatsnew.html

While you're there be sure to check out

"On The Determination Of Cracking Limits In Cryopreserved Cat Brains"

http://www.cryonics.org/cathead1.html

Technology is root of all evil, says IMF

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Stop

Relevance of Inequality

I always find this talk of inequality a bit odd. MS suddenly announced that Visata sales have shot up and the shareprice doubles, Bill Gates will be a lot richer and inequality will have got worse. However the siutation of some poor soul in Darfur will be completely unchanged.

Now easuring the ratio of income to cost of living would be morse usefull, but inequality is loved by the press and some areas of politics.

Thus to reduces inequality we should promptly sieze the bulk of Bill Gates' and Warrent Buffet's wealth and give it away. That'll teach em, eh?

Cops and Home Office plot uber-CCTV network

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Black Helicopters

The only upside....

...is that any government IT project of this type and scale will be the usual *£$@-up. The downside is that I will have to pay my slice of the billions required to screw it up.

Apple posts iPhone update, bricks unlocked handsets

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Charge?

How long before they charge you for the point release?

So, what's the first rule of Reg Club?

Risky

Another rule

Thou shalt claim everything is a Neo-con conspiracy and challenge other to prove it isn't.

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