* Posts by Risky

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Bitcoin bank Bitcoinica still titsup after cyberheist

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WTF?

Why?

Could someone explain why I would want to purchase a BitCoin. is there a purpose to it other than finding new ways to lose money.

Britain prepares for government by iPad

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FAIL

First question they'll ask

"Ok so how do I print from this thing?"

Basic instinct: how we used to code

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BBC Basic

I had a BBC B but I had to wait a year or two for it as it was a lot of money for us. As I recall because the basic had proper REPEAT....UNTIL Loops, procedures and functions there was a culture of never using GOTOS at all so it did teach you some good habits. I also recall doing some stuff in Assembly language but then my taper recorder broke and wouldn't record so it was a good few months before I could save any code again and never got back to the hard code.

That said it when I was a college and had to write a little PASCAL it was a very eaesy convertion and I earning a living in VBA these days so the £400 was a pretty decent investment.

As for all this BS about "proper" programming languages, I'm a firm beliver that you can write bad or good code on any platform.

Nokia's fontastic Pure wins 'design Oscar'

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Re: "crank up the cetacean ambient CD to 11"

I think we might have another Reg Unit here.

The "Cetacean Ambient CD Scale" ranges fro 0-11 and measures the new-age-conceptual-BS level of a company presentantion.

I demand this is used in all article covering this sort of thing from now on.

Microsoft tears the wraps off Windows 8 Enterprise

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Re: "side-load internal, Windows 8 Metro style apps"

Sounds right. In a proper professional environment no machine will be aple to access the intenet app-store.

'Perfect storm' drives electronics stores to EXTINCTION

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Joke

Re: "bog box stores?"

Clearly ou haven't got a 196inch TV in your loo, peasant.

Microsoft to bake Windows 8 in three flavours

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Re: About Time

The two banks I've worked at recently have moved or were moving to Windows 7. I think XP is pretty much dying off now for desktop use, but you will seeing hanging around for stuff like EPOS setups.

Ten... Kitchen Gadget Treats

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Meh

Coffee is a serious matter

I have a couple of home espress mahines, a LaPavoni and a Dualit and to be honest I'm beginning o think that it's not worth it until you go towards 4 figures and get cut-down commercial machine like http://www.myespresso.co.uk/product.php/26/isomac-millennium-two-semi-automatic-espresso-machine

SHOCK! FIFA 12 goalie does it doggy style with striker

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Stop

But was it 'simulation'?

Condom compartment hidden in iPhone case

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@Nick Pettefar

I think throwing your wallet on the table may be part of the courtship dance in for some people......

CD: The indestructible music format that REFUSES TO DIE

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FAIL

Lets just check and see what the benefit is.......

Check a random album recommended to me on Amazon:

So I can have a low quality rip delivered to me using my own bandwidth for.....exactly the same price as a CD. Great. Nope. Not sure why I'd fall for that one.

Price: £8.99 & this item Delivered FREE in the UK with Super Saver Delivery. See details and In stock.Items for dispatch to UK will be sold by Amazon's Preferred Merchant. (Why?)

45 new from £7.93

Buy the MP3 album for £8.99 at the Amazon MP3 Downloads store.

Americans resort to padlocking their dumb meters

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they can try

The meter is inside a granite outbuilding. I don't think they 'll get much of a signal unless they're outside the door so it won't save them much.

They'd be better off spending some money on replacing the bloody poles before the rot through instead of after each one rots away.

Chancellor lands paper cuts on Blighty's small biz

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FAIL

Limit too low

This sounds positive but the problem with limiting it to the VAT threashold is that there is yet another barrier to expansion. With our small seasonal business we would have been better stopping trading in when we hit the threshold in month 9 and not had to pay VAT out of the netx years turnover. They we get a second shop and they pull the small business rates relief.

There are serious disincentives to expanding a business in this country.

SUPERCOMPUTER vs your computer in bang-for-buck battle

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$1,700

I theink $1,700 could get you a lot more benchmarks if the money was spent right. Hell you can get Dell to send you a dual-quadcore xeon workstation for $60 more!

Texan TSA crew accused of nude scanner ogling scheme

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Paris Hilton

Re: Doesn't this technology just...

Nope, just mail back to the cave for more funds to hire a dozen escorts to fly with them. the TSA will be too busy with the tissues box to worry about what the tall beardy bloke is carrying.

Greenpeace releases 'Cool IT' rankings

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Flame

"Climate Change Denial"

..because not accepting that any and all global warming claims are true is just a bit like claiming six million Jews killed themselves in the years to 1945 or something.

This newspeak attempt to make it unacceptable to question whether the science of climate change is settle is appalling. Personally I find the global warming hypothesis plausible, but the proposed action to stop it varies between the daft and the dangerous. However I'm most concerned by the science being driven to support a political position, rather that left to work itself out.

HP hawks huge 132in 'tablet'

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Coat

32-point simultaneous...

That's a lot of fondling.

I'll get my coat, and some car keys from that bowl.

Raspberry Pi Linux micro machine enters mass production

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Weather Station?

IS that one of the 1-wire ones? I have one in a box I must set up some time.

Ron Paul’s web campaign mired in pokey pages

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Black Helicopters

Obvious explanation......

I'm sure his supporters will believe that the poor performance is sabotage by the CIA, the Federal Reserve, the Trilateral Commission etc etc

Higgs boson hunters have god particle in their sights

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I think it is reassuring that we have people that don't care a hoot how good the slide looks when there's enough interesting data in there.

Asus phone-tablet pair set for 2012 launch

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Alternatively

For years I wanted a dumb phone/smart device combo so while you could do email, text and whatnot on a bigger device, it was coupled (BT?) and sim-shared with a small phone designed to be only picked up for voice calls.

The BBC Micro turns 30

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I had to wait a good year or more before we could afford a BBC B, but it was worth the wait and a great investment.

I vaguely remember various arguments at school but at the end of the day and the spectrum or Comodore were better gaming platforms, but having the Beeb was best if you wanted to program, having a decent BASIC with Functions and Procedures from which it was little effort to us e PASCAL or to move on to VB many years later. They also allowed you to use assembly language within basic as I recall.

Think your CV is crap? Your interview skills are worse

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Mushroom

Stay under that desk

Lotus Notes may have hidden qualities but it sure as hell doesn't have a user interface designed with any care for the actual user. For ease of use it is way below Outlook Express let alone a proper client.

US.gov: We aren't hiding any space aliens

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FAIL

Overestimating competence

I just don't see how anyone can believe that the governent can sucessfully cover-up and keep secret somethign that doesn't matter at all when it is clear that they didn't manage to keep secret much stuff that actually mattered.

Shock movie upset - Daniel Craig still James Bond 007

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FAIL

Missed the obvious casting

Why notI wanted Julian Assange™ as the villian.

He'd look great in a leather chair stroking a cat.

Disk prices double after flood - and could 'double again'

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2TB £78

Amazon. They are holding their prices to an extent.

Ebuyer and others are very pricy now.

Acer first PC vendor to confirm price hike

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eBuyer Pricey

Ebuyer are either trying their luck on were runing very thin stocks. Their prices for some popular models are nearly double those on Amazon.

Euro fraud cops crush garlic tax evaders

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FAIL

the cheaper solution

Would be to harmonise the different import duties - if they had the same tax rate there wouldn't be a fraud to attempt.

Of coursethey wouldn't think of that.

Microsoft touts Windows 8 fondleslabness

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Stop

Corporate

I imagine they'd have to have an enterprise version where the Skydrive account is replaced with something on the company's own servers.

New UK 'leccy meters remotely run via Voda 2G

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Not much chance here

No mobile signal, though you might send a text on vodafone if you have the phone stuck out of the skylight. the meter is well enclosed by granite wall so hnothing is reaching that unless the also install an exteral aerial.

Agency sends contractors' day rates to 800 RBS staff

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Meh

2k?

I'd guess 2k guys are going to be stategic change management consultants or some other flavour of powerpoint pushers.

the banks could choose to have more developers on the staff but they'd need to pay them more to fill the roles. They won't and have to get contractors in to get the job done as a result..

Google+ bans real name under ‘Real Names’ policy

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O'Bother

If it isn't bad enough having websites reject my name because of the apostrophe, I'm moved to an employer who's used it in the email address and some of their own internal websites can't cope with the thing.

Community Linux support for Penguin phones floated

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Meh

5 years

2 years doesn't fly as you are going to need time to develop the product and keep it in the market for a while.

LinkedIn pulls Facebook-style stunt

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Stop

Settings hidden

I found settings as a dropdown under my name at the top right.. I hadn't uploaded a profile photo and wuldn't have done so in any case.

DOH! Housing contractor loses unencrypted stick down the pub

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Stop

RE USB Ports closed

Exactly. If you can't connect a keyboard then you can't log in and start copying data. Standard IT security approach - I remember I guy saying that he seriously belived that the more difficult it was to use a computer, the more secure it was..

Facebook quietly switches on facial recognition tech by default

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Big Brother

This is not good

This "new feature on by default" is very unpleasant. Can I have a option for "No I don't want any new creapy features enabled ever"?

Win8: A beginner's guide to FondleWindows

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WTF?

Touch is not the best interface for everything.

I just don't get it. Has the entire industry lost their minds here. Sure touch is a hand interface in certain specific instances, but to be honest surfing the web on a phone was easier with the old touchscreen & stylus setup. On an office desktop is ridiculous and exactly who wants to interact with their tv by getting thumbprints everywhere.

I really can't think of anything I do with my PC, squeezebox, laptop netbook that would be helped by interacting with my thumb. Hell I don't even rate it on the phone, you obscure half the screen with your thumb and half the time end up hitting the wrong thing. Perhaps it's viable if you dumb down the UI/webpage and have a girlie hands. Sure its handy when you're on the tube or walking somewhere and of course if great for a Epos system and so on but for doing anything more complex - such as writing this reply it is just a pain in the rear.

Has Steve Jobs killed the consumer hard disk industry?

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iWhy

Could storage is useful, sure but I don't like to give up control over what documents and data I have on which machine and so on. I have a WHS for backup and some of that is backed up to keepvault.

As for the phone, there's never anything on there that isn't available somewhere else. I did like MSs myphone backup when I was on WM6.5, but I'm on Android these days.

Entire London 2012 Olympics' cultural events database held on Excel

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Mushroom

Yeah call in the BAs /rolleyes

Yeah get IT in to build a "stategic solution". Should be ready for testing mid 2012 and you better have the budget for a few dedicated oracle servers.

Thatt said excel dbs are a pretty bad thing as it's too easy for a user to missort or drag some data out of place and corrupt the db. For the sort of stuff they're doing Access would be fine. We not exactly talking about real-time data and hundreds of users here.

Elite coder readies £15 programming gadget for schools

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Forget Elite IV

Elite IV will probably arrive when he sells the name so some games publisher with some spare devs to bash out something and cash in on the name recogition. In the meantime Egosoft have a new X game out this year :)

For the record I played Eltie (BBC B - tape version) but never made Eite and can't recall how many "Right on, Commander!"s past deadly I got.

The device looks good, sure most kids are better offf learning excel basics but for those that have the ability and interest coding is a great skill even if they don't end up as professional devs. I did some self-taught 6502 coding back in the mists of time........

Bradley Manning to be moved to new military prison

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Joke

Colourful WikiLeaks supremo

Very funny.

Apple-branded unicorn spotted at 3

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Jobs Horns

I'm afraid

no but it is expected to cause a very small horn to appear for many iFans.

Lads from Lagos pop up in Libya

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Pint

topical but not that special

My favourite was the 419 with "Unless this money is claimed it will be used to recruit child soldiers" or similar.

MYSTERY of huge Canadian chicken-shed EXPLOSION

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Alert

Nukes

Has anyone checked the radiation levels, surely it is linked to Fukishima.

Google hits 'prove we killed no Afghans' – Assange™

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Jobs Horns

Left(,3)

On the other hand I think the diplomatic cable leaks have been a bad thing. I can't see any benefit to the common good.

However I agree that the treatment of Manning is stupid and injust and that Assange can safely truncated at 3 characters. I wish he would go away, but could accept a return as the next Bond villan.

That said I checked his logic:

"Apple" "blood on its hands" 75,600

"Microsoft" "blood on its hands" 39,100

which seems fair to me.

BA jihadist relied on Jesus-era encryption

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Stop

Mujhaddin Secrets?

Well I'm not googling that one. I don't fancy any more involvement with Cheltenham than my E/W on Denman.

Fukushima situation as of Wednesday

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Lack of Concern???

I see nothing in the article indicating any lack of concern for loss of life. What he said said is that as things look now there is unlikely to any loss of life due to radiation at this point, thought there may health effects for some of the site workers in the long term, or possibly not and no-one can say at this point.

iPad 2? Let's be kind and call it iPad 1.5

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Paris Hilton

Question Remains

Still very pretty. Still don't what I'd need one for.

(Paris - I'm sure she's got one /rolleyes)

EU bottoms up committee slates body scanners

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Flame

And all for only EUR120m

It seems that time little comittee costs a bit to run despite havign no other discenable effect on anything.

http://www.civitas.org.uk/eufacts/FSINST/CB1.htm

Gatwick Airport security swoops on 3-inch rifle

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FAIL

Spanners

I go through Gatwick Security every week and after a few months they managed to spot something in my wallet that I could have used to take over the plane: http://www.dremel-direct.com/acatalog/spanner.jpg. Yes a 3cm spanner for the Dremmel collet nut.

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