* Posts by Ian Johnston

2618 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Sep 2007

Some smart meters won't be smart at all once 2/3G networks mothballed

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Thanks. The bloody thing still doesn't work, mind you.

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A friend of mine has a smart meter in Edinburgh. There is no comms hub, or at least no separate one. Just a meter and a remote display which has not worked since the day it was "installed".

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I'm puzzled by we are working with industry to support a smooth transition for consumers when 2G and 3G is switched off at the end of 2033..

According to OFCOM, Vodafone and EE are killing/killed 3G early this year while Three are turning it off by the end of this year and 02 next year. So what will be left to stagger on to 2033? Are there still 2G networks in operation?

Google fires 28 staff after sit-in protest against Israeli cloud deal ends in arrests

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Re: What's life like for the Jewish populations

Israel has a large Muslim population. There are three Jews in Egypt. One of these things is not like the other.

For the record, I am horrified by Israel's actions in Gaza. But then I am also horrified by what's going on in Yemen and Sudan, and I don't see anyone marching to demand ceasefires there.

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Re: Whatever happened to "Don't be evil".

Apartheid, eh? What's life like for the Jewish populations of Iran, Iraq, Jordan, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Egypt ... I don' t see any protests about their treatment, so I presume they are all fine.

Whistleblower cries foul over alleged fuselage gaps in Boeing 787 Dreamliner

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Re: Glad I'm retired

You're welcome. The thing I like best about the Viz version is the small print at the bottom which says "Issued by the Mablethorpe Tourism Association".

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Re: Glad I'm retired

The Viz poster was for Skegness, not Scunthorpe, based on an 1906 Great Northern Railway poster called "The Jolly Fisherman". The original artwork for the GNR original and the Viz version are next to each other in the National Railway Museum stores.

Mega city council's Oracle ERP system still not legally safe, compliant... 2 years after rollout

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“A basic rule of government is never look into anything you don’t have to, and never set up an inquiry unless you know in advance what its findings will be."

- Sir Humphrey Appleby

Crypto conferences liquidated after biblical flooding in Dubai

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Crypto: putting the "con" into "conference".

Tired techie 'fixed' a server, blamed Microsoft, and got away with it

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Re: "this largely undocumented hellhole of keys and strings and dwords."

I have one of their original batch of "Keep Calm and Carry On" posters, printer during WW2.

Why making pretend people with AGI is a waste of energy

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That's precisely the point, though, isn't it? We don't have or, apparently, need general purpose robots. It's much better to make smaller, simpler ones to carry out individual tasks.

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Re: Two men say they are Jesus. One of them must be wrong.

If Jesus is capable of returning even once, why shouldn't He do it twice simultaneously? The laws of physics and biology are already out the window at one return.

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A "robot" does not need to move itself or anything else. All it needs is some form of sensor, some decision making and some form of actuator. demanding movement is like demanding that a computer have flashing likes and big freestanding tape drives. Very 1960s sci-fi.

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Did you know a Keurig is technically a robot?

A bimetallic strip thermostat is technically a robot: it senses the environment, makes a decision and implements that decision in a way which affects the environment.

Tesla decimates staff amid ongoing performance woe

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Re: Decimated

"Decimate" is an English word. "Decimare" is a Latin one. They do not need to mean the same.

After delay due to xz, Ubuntu 24.04 'Noble Numbat' belatedly hits beta

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<Starts reading>

Oh, that looks interesting. Maybe I should think about going back to Ubuntu from Linux Mint.

<Reaches "snap">

Fuck off.

Peter Higgs, daddy of the Higgs boson, dies at 94

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Re: Serendipity

Almost as much of a fluke as Lou Gehrig dying from Lou Gehrig's Disease.

German state ditches Windows, Microsoft Office for Linux and LibreOffice

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I applaud their determination to embrace the paperless office. Because good luck getting Linux to print, Schleswig-Holsteiner/erinnen

INC Ransom claims responsibility for attack on NHS Scotland

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Re: Ransom attacks and associated gangs should be defined as terrorism and terrorist organisations

All that does is devalue the useful term "terrorist", much the same as attempting to redefine disagreement as "hate" only devalues the word hate.

Ransoms gangs are not trying to terrify people. They are not terrorists.

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Re: Crime... or something else?

War crimes can only, by definition, be committed during war - including civil war. With whom is NHS Dumfries and Galloway in a state of armed conflict?

FTX crypto-crook Sam Bankman-Fried gets 25 years in prison

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Re: A message--the absolutely wrong one--has just been sent to all the sociopaths in the US...

Social awkwardness - dressed up as "autism" - has been tried as an excuse for almost every crime imaginable, including hacking, rape and murder. It's hardly a surprise that an upper middle class defendant would try it for fraud as well.

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Re: don't mess with the man...

Doubtless you can give us a few examples of banks stealing billions from their depositors.

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Re: This morning's local news

It would have been a better argument - though still not a good one - if he hadn't stolen all their Bitcoins.

Vernor Vinge, first author to describe cyberspace and 'The Singularity,' dies at 79

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Re: the Singularity

A friend of mine who works in superstring theory said - thirty years ago - that it had become so complicated that nobody could learn enough to appreciate the current state within the time it takes for an undergraduate degree and a doctorate. Existing practitioners could continue upwards in a bubble which no-one else could join. Perhaps this explains why the model has failed to do anything useful, though it seems more likely that it was just wrong.

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He wasn't out by many years on the AI prediction.

Bollocks. We are nowhere near "superhuman intelligence" or even "human intelligence" or even "anything remotely resembling intelligence",

London Clinic probes claim staffer tried to peek at Princess Kate's records

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Re: Don't dignify the tabloids

"BBC Verify found that the portrait was taken with a Canon camera, and that it was subsequently saved twice in Adobe Photoshop on an Apple Mac computer. The first version was saved on March 8 at 21:54 GMT (or 5:54 p.m. ET), and the second version was saved the following day at 9:39 GMT (or 5:39 a.m. ET)."

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a60177778/kate-middleton-family-photo-edit-metadata/

Apart from anything else, the Princess of Wales needs to learn to save her work more regularly.

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Re: Don't dignify the tabloids

This is exactly the sort of artifact we're getting from camera phones stacking multiple exposures in the background

According to the BBC EXIF data shows that the image was taken with a Canon lens. Other reports say Canon camera.

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Given the amazing integrity of our newspapers there is also the possibility the member of staff was approached by a reporter and offered money.

The possibility? i think the phrase you are looking for is "absolute dead certainty".

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Re: Hard to fight the feeling that had this been a regular person

That all sounds very theatrical. What actually matters is not how they deal with unauthorised access, but how easy it is to get authorised access.

UK council won't say whether two-week 'cyber incident' impacted resident data

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Re: Pilots have an axiom for emergencies:

There are only one or two pilots, hence the rule. There's an entire bloody council which could be communicating. Though to be fair, maybe they are trying to and can't.

Firefox 124 brings more slick moves for Mac and Android

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According to the browsers themselves, a tab with this article in it needs 49MB in Chrome (122.0.6261.128) and 304MB with Firefox (123.0.1). Perhaps that doesn't matter any more, but I'd feel more kindly disposed to Firefox if it wasn't such a resource hog.

PS. Both under Linux Mint.

Yes, I did just crash that critical app. And you should thank me for having done so

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I used to amuse myself in Ye Olde Days by dialling 041031041031041031... and so on until all the lines between Glasgow (041) and Edinburgh (031) were tied up.

Uber Australia to pay $178M to settle cabbies' class action

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From my jaundiced viewpoint - the whole gig economy nonsense is fundamentally the unalloyed exploitation that reformers in civilized states tried to eliminate during the late C19th and early C20th - so the whole uber-gig monstrosity can bugger off back to the looney tunes lands where C19th laissez-faire captalism still rules.

The gig economy seems to be very popular with those who see no pressing need to pay any form of tax on their earnings.

Fresh version of Windows user-friendly Zorin OS arrives to tempt the Linux-wary

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Re: Coincidence...

I'm not sure why you are having to do that unless you installing something not in the package manager.

Developers are increasingly avoiding package managers by distributing as, for example, AppImages.

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Re: Gnome

Whoever decided that two buttons on a window was better than three...

Not to mention the genius who decided that having two identical "gear wheel" icons doing completely different things was a good idea.

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Re: Coincidence...

Neither does this Linux user. What he likes about Linux is that it Just Works unlike Windows which all too often only just works except when it's just not working.

I would like to use the latest version of Musescore. It comes as an AppImage only. Which doesn't work - let alone "just work" because my fully updated latest release of Linux Mint doesn't contain the right C library.

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Re: Coincidence...

The reason Linux isn't "seen as a replacement" is down to legacy applications and long standing stubbornness of the only application in the world that can do a job must be a Windows application.

The gamble which is any attempt to print or use sound in Linux doesn't help. I write as one who has only Linux installed on the five computers I have in regular use. I'm currently using, for example, a Thinkpad with Linux Mint on it which absolutely will not print to my Brother laser printer, whether I try to connect by USB, directly over the network or as a shared printer. The same printer works fine with a desktop running the same Linux.

Attacks on UK fiber networks mount: Operators beg govt to step in

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Re: Vandalism By Cable Companies: Poles in Hull

I have the greatest sympathy with people tempted to take direct action against these poles.

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Re: Using phrases such as "Genetically predisposed to violence" ...

That does not mean you can identify a genetic predisposition to violence nor, even if there were, would it ever be strong enough from you to deduce criminality from genetics.

How do you know? Has this been studied?

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Re: Using phrases such as "Genetically predisposed to violence" ...

Only if you believe that a genetic predisposition to violence correlates with a genetic predisposition to darker skin, and there is certainly a name for that.

Intern with superuser access 'promoted' himself to CEO

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Re: All those were the days

Many years ago I set up my research supervisor's Atari Mega ST (we used them in the lab) so that its error sound became "It can only be attributable to human error.This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error." and any attempt to use ctrl-y (we used them as VAX terminals too) got "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave." His name was David, which was handy.

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Re: Seems more common than I thought

Most HR people couldn't spell "sent". Four letters, all different?

Year of Linux on the desktop creeps closer as market share rises a little

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Re: Linux Mint

Windows really does seem to be written by a bunch of complete amateurs now. I am amazed at how often they manage to break things.

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Re: Linux Mint

I'm using Linux Mint on two desktops and a laptop now (successor to Xubuntu, successor to Lubuntu, successor to Ubuntu with which I replaced OS/2 in 2006).

Linux Mint is shit. Sound is a gamble. The two identical desktops are attached to identical printers; one can only print using wifi and one can only print over USB. One will tile windows left and right, one won't. And so on.

However ... Windows is even shitter and Linux Mint doesn't use snaps, which is why I put up with it for now.

Linux for older phones postmarketOS changes its init system

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Interesting idea, but having had a look at the PostmarketOS website it "supports" a tiny number of phones, and I write "supports" because none of them, as far as I can see, have a full set of working features, or are even close to it.

Ruggedized phone group takes the Bullitt, calls in PWC as administrative receiver

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Re: Alternatively ...

"Buy our product. It's full of security holes, but we'll send you fixes for them every time criminals discover one."

FAA gives SpaceX a bunch of homework to do before Starship flies again

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Re: payload ?

The concept of "ballast" might be useful here.

Apple's Titan(ic) iCar project is dead as self-driving dream fails to materialize

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Re: I don't get it either

Work hired me a brand new (8 miles on the clock) VW just before the pandemic. It was supplied without a manual and it took me twenty minutes just to work out how to start the bloody thing.

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Re: I don't get it either

US drivers are barely trained and in some states not trained at all. Happy sixteenth, here's your licence. They couldn't possibly deal with manual gearboxes, which is why they make pretty effective theft deterrents.

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Re: I don't get it

Assuming I'm alive long enough to see Lvl5 cars become commonplace, what will happen to all the people who love to buy performance cars?

They'll still buy performance cars, just as they do despite the existence of SUVs, automatic gearboxes and SUVs with automatic gearboxes.