What I'm more surprised about here is...
What I'm more surprised about here is that HP actually have an "ethics department."
So where is this small and not oft visited department you ask? Well, you guessed it...
“I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the ethics department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the department, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying..."
... yeah yeah yeah... whatever. I can't be arsed finishing it.