* Posts by Lotaresco

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The State of Linux Security

Lotaresco

Re: The State of Linux Security

Yes, but I'm puzzled what the relevance to the state of Linux security is.

I'm relentlessly downvoted elsewhere for pointing out that the Linux desktop is the Achilles heel. I have yet to see a Linux desktop that comes close to providing the functionality that a user expects and I suspect that the reason for this is that there's no powerful direction or vision within the Linux community. The kernel is an excellent piece of work largely because Linus whips the development teams to ensure strategy, compatibility and to give a coherent direction tot he work. Desktops just seem to lack that spark.

Much as people dislike the idea to get a desktop that works you seem to need a team that drives itself with an obsessive personality in the lead. Someone who actually cares that it looks good and performs well.

As to the state of security, Linux inherited some good things. It's easier to lock down an individual Linux box than to do the same with anything Windows. In fact Microsoft seem to enjoy working against any effort to secure Windows systems. It has taken a lot of effort to secure Windows 10 Pro as my desktop and much more effort configuring the firewall and mucking about with the registry to stop the damned thing phoning home every few minutes. Perhaps the worst feature I have seen so far is the login splash screen which shows active content and which, until I removed it, was being used by Microsoft to display advertising links that would take a user to a random website. Fortunately we don't have that garbage in Linux (yet).

What Linux lacks at the moment is a clear equivalent to Active Directory. On a Windows estate it is relatively easy as admin tasks go to roll out patches, updates and security configuration to all desktops and servers. For Linux it's still an "individual handcrafted" approach that isn't as useful for an enterprise trying to manage thousands of desktops.

For Windows guest - KVM or XEN and which distro for host?

Lotaresco

Re: It's nice to dream...

"Trust me on this"

I do, we have just specified something similar to support CAD workstations in a VMWare environment.

Lotaresco

Re: I have to say that I am enjoying this thread.

"Any serious server admin does not use a GUI."

I'm sorry but that's the sort of thing that people who have never, ever in their lives administered a server in an Enterprise environment say. It's extremely common, and for good reason, to administer large numbers of servers via a GUI. Enterprise class storage is largely managed via a GUI and SDN relies on GUIs to make sense of what is going on. At the most basic level large enterprise networks are administered via Citrix clients because that's a good way to ensure that administration roles are separated and accountable.

Raspberry Pi Foundation releases operating system for PCs, Macs

Lotaresco

Re: Those were the days

"Even back when Windows 98 was current, the early versions of KDE were in a different league altogether for real productivity and convenience "

I'm trying very hard to take you seriously but I can't. KDE was in a different league, but not in a good way. Yes it had (some) features that were better than XP, but those features had been bettered by MacOS, AmigaOS, GEM, Xerox Star long before either KDE or XP.

You, and others, seem to be missing the point that lots of variation is not necessarily a good thing. It's no good, for example, trying to run a business where every user group has a different flavour of desktop. As I said, hobbyist approach. It looks as if all of the work that was done at Xerox, principally by Bruce Tognazzini, has been ignored. I think I'd make it compulsory for anyone wanting to design a GUI to read "Tog on Interface". I doubt that any of the current generation trying to create GUIs have ever heard of it, let alone read it.

Lotaresco

Re: I keep hoping

"You did try more than one before disparaging the entire Linux ecosystem, didn't you?"

Well, you seem to have cornered the market in "patronising", although it does seem a little misplaced.

Let me see, I've used Slackware, Suse, RHEL, Knoppix, Ubuntu, CentOS, Mint, Kali, Android, Elementary that I can recall. Probably others also. I don't have any objection to driving Linux via a shell, it's fine like that. The attempts at GUIs however seem to prove that designing a good, consistent, efficient GUI is very, very hard to do. If it wasn't there would be a Linux GUI that would be infinitely superior to Windows/MacOS and yet there isn't one.

Elementary was touted as having the "best desktop experience of any Linux distro" and yet it's pretty poor. Yes you can arrange windows for a screen shot and make it look a bit like MacOS. However that breaks as soon as you try to use it. You want to select half a dozen files and trash them? Oh, hard luck as soon as you click on a file it opens and there's no recycle/trash can to drag them to. Simple, basic functionality that's not there.

So, since you're apparently very knowledgeable about desktops in Linux, which desktop supports rubber band selection of files, spring-loaded folders, metadata tags in the GUI, a trash can, drag and drop between applications, a clipboard that supports all the common data types, continuous and discontinuous selections, symbolic links to remote shares? These aren't high-falutin' requirements these are features that Windows and MacOS support not just now, but supported years ago.

Lotaresco

Re: Those were the days

"Bring a 10.6.8 desktop out for Linux and you're on to a winner."

I'd settle for a Windows 98 or a MacOS 7 interface, not that they were good, but so far I haven't encountered a Linux desktop that comes up to that low standard. Rubber banding to select icons, icons that don't look as if they were created using mummy's makeup scrawled on a napkin, consistency of keystrokes and actions across applications, drag and drop and clipboard sharing between apps, even some basic understanding of how people use a GUI would be a start.

Lotaresco

Re: I keep hoping

" if you don't like it then you are free to change the code so it does work for you."

Which is a silly answer. Yes I can, but I shouldn't have to. Why create a broken interface then expect the user to fix it? As long is the object is to have a hobbyist OS which requires constant tinkering then fine. If that's what you (and others) want Linux to be then fine. But you're missing the point of Elementary OS which was to build a Linux for people who wanted a good interface and couldn't be arsed to tinker with source code.

BTW, making a snipe from behind an AC does make you look like a troll.

Lotaresco

I keep hoping

And I'm constantly disappointed by Linux desktop environments. At the moment I have Elementary OS Loki on a Lenovo desktop. It's a good attempt but seriously flawed largely as a consequence of the bone-headed attitude of the development team. They scream like pigs poked with a pointy stick if any user dares to suggest that their desktop is less than perfect but in truth it's unusable. A sign of how bad it can be is the existence of the "tweaks" package that lets the user add things that the development team think aren't necessary, like a minimise button on windows and setting the UI to open apps with a double click, not a single click. Sadly what it can't do is make drag and drop work.

It's poor interface design that alienates users. I'm hoping Pixel fixes that. I'll have a go but I'm ready for more disappointment because all Linux development teams seem to have a bee in their bonnet about something and not a clue about how to make a usable interface.

Groupon frauds blamed on third-party password breaches

Lotaresco

Here we go again...

"What we are seeing however is a very small number of customers who have had their account taken over by fraudsters. Nothing out of the ordinary for an e-commerce site. "

So Groupon don't give a damn and think account hijacking is "normal", ie they don't plan to do anything about it, although it is easy to protect user accounts and particularly to stop third parties getting their hands on user financial data. I suppose given recent publicity about how Groupon's "offers" are less than stellar or that they don't check what is offered for sale through their site its not a complete surprise to find out they have the attitude of "We've got your data and we don't give a damn."

What gifts did ol' kitten heels May get this year?

Lotaresco
Coat

Something from each of her favourite design houses

Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Dior and Hugo Boss.

Apple sues Nokia's pet patent trolls

Lotaresco

Re: Apple Innovative???

"Apple is certainly not an innovative company"

All you're doing there is proving that you either don't know much about what Apple has done or more likely that you're too lazy to do any research and you are just knee-jerking.

The innovation mostly happens where users can't see it. For example the innovation got the Mac off the ground wasn't the things that the users could see, it was QuickDraw which provided a fast, responsive graphic environment on slow hardware. There are lots of features in QuickDraw that were revolutionary at the time. The Xerox Star for example used the "painter's algorithm" for drawing on-screen (as did all GUIs at the time). Bill Atkinson speeded that up immensely by only re-drawing the screen elements that had changed. Then there was HyperCard (1987) which was credited as the inspiration that led Robert Cailliau and Tim Berners-Lee to conceive how a WWW browser would work.

There's much more. I'm not going to bore anyone with it, but claiming that Apple doesn't innovate and only copies is just fanboi hating.

Lotaresco
WTF?

Re: How is Nokia a patent troll?

"this is just a way of locking in Apple-brand headphones"

How does that work then when every iPhone 7 is shipped with a free Lightning to 3.5mm adapter? It's a bizarre sort of "lock in" that provides the means to circumvent the supposed lock in.

No Soylent for Santa after key ingredient supply is choked off

Lotaresco
Boffin

@Infernoz

"The toxicity of Aspartame (a re-purposed pharmaceutical) is not just hearsay and anecdotal e.g. the 21st century, full-lifespan rat lab study, with a control group of rats, by scientists in Italy, discovered that Aspartame caused the significant growth of various cancers at comparable relative intact that humans may reasonably consume from food and drink!"

The toxicity of aspartame is not just hearsay, it's a downright lie. It's not true. Aspartame is not toxic, the only way that you could conceivably kill yourself with aspartame is to drop a large container of aspartame onto your head.

Your claim that aspartame is a re-purposed pharmaceutical is also untrue. Aspartame was synthesised as an intermediate in the production of the hormone gastrin (a naturally occurring hormone) and accidentally discovered to be sweet by James M. Schlatter when he licked his finger. It was never intended to be a pharmaceutical, was not part of the path of synthesis of a pharmaceutical, was not registered as a pharmaceutical.

Sucralose is not and never has been a pesticide. Sucralose was synthesised by Tate & Lyle from sucrose with the aim of producing a sweetener that was sweeter than sucrose. It has been tested extensively and no harmful effects are associated with the consumption of sucralose. Common table salt contains chlorine BTW, in the form of bio-available ions. Not only that, but your body needs chlorine in order to produce hydrochloric acid in the stomach to digest food. Your stomach produces six grams of chlorine per day to maintain the 1.5 litres of 0.1M HCl in your stomach. If you are worried about chlorine in your body, you have a giant problem. Your body contains about 100g of chlorine.

The chlorine in sucralose is co-valently bonded to sucrose. Sucralose is not broken down in the human body hence the chlorine in sucralose is excreted. All of it.

You are scaremongering.

The effects reported by the Cesare Maltoni Cancer Research Center were observed after feeding Sprague-Dawley rats a dose of 4,000 mg/kg aspartame. This report from 2006 has since been debunked by both the European Food Safety Authority and the US National Cancer Institute. The doses given to the rats were enormous, equivalent to a human being consuming 300 grams of aspartame per day. The acceptable daily intake of aspartame is 40mg/kg per day, one hundredth of the amount fed to rats in the CMCRC study.

I'm gobsmacked that you have the sheer effrontery to add the "technical content" icon to your post which was the usual scaremongering "woo" which contained zero technical content and failed to reference the source mentioned; presumably because you knew that the study referenced has been thoroughly debunked.

Lotaresco

Re: Wrong ingredients

"Please don't spread this myth. Good food doesn't have to be expensive. Italian cuisine generally regarding to be one of the best in the world is based on the concept of "cucina povera"."

I have lived in Italy since 2000, in one of the best food producing regions of Italy. I'm not spreading myths. You seem to be responding to something in your head, not something that I said.

Yes, "poor cooking" exists and it consists of making the most of little and using ingredients that other people won't touch. It's not exactly "cheap" as it has come to be defined across at the very least the English speaking world. Either you put lots of time and energy (literally in terms of fuel) into the cooking. Or you use a good, expensive, ingredient and spin it out. Much of our local "cucina povera" is food gathered from the land. For this you need to (a) spend a lot of time looking for it, (b) Own the land or be willing to steal from someone else's land (c) have a laboriously acquired knowledge and (d) have an element of luck since some of these things will kill you if either improperly prepared or mistaken for something harmless.

In the real world, people pay someone else to do the cultivation and selection and buy in a shop. Hence bumping up the price.

Cheap food is all around, there's a reason that it is cheap. It's either adulterated (see the many olive oil scandals[1], horsemeat in ready meals etc) or it's produced using low quality ingredients (for example a lot of "food" sold in the UK is based on starch, sugar, fat and flavouring in variable proportions. My wife and I refer to the fact that the British diet contains a lot of "custard" with, for example, pasta sauce being a watery custard made with vinegar and tomato puree for flavouring, to be poured over a "pasta" that contains soya flour, rice flour and potato starch.

There's a reason that people are seriously overweight this century - easy availability of cheap, empty calories. Even "cucina povera" looks expensive compared to that.

[1] I produce about a tonne of olive oil a year. I can sell every drop to the local co-operative at the rock bottom price of 7 euros a litre. Because we grow specialist varieties I can sell single variety oils at 12 euros a litre to the up-market oil mill around the corner from the farm. Supposedly olive oil from the same region is sold in UK discount supermarkets at £2.99 a litre. Think about it how can that happen?

Lotaresco

"Unless TerraVia thinks it's ethical to perform those tests on the CUSTOMERS, and leave it IN?"

My guess is that TerraVia doesn't give a hoot about ethics and just wants to sell as much of their pond slime as possible.

Lotaresco
Coat

"And here was me thinking Santa had threatened his Elves for some reason."

They had to be treated by the National Elf Service for the stress that Santa's workplace bullying causes.

Lotaresco

Re: Remind me...

"Why?"

Because people are stupid. There are significant numbers of people who want to be ill, because it apparently makes them feel "special" and "cared for". So if they are not "lucky" enough to be genuinely ill they will manufacture an illness that requires them to spend a fortune on "health food". There's an entire industry based on providing appropriate levels of woo for these needy individuals. Very little of the "gluten free", "lactose free" etc "food" is consumed by people who have a genuine medical condition.

Just think if anyone is daft enough to buy a tiny bottle of water or sugar pills in the belief that these will do anything other than line the pockets of a quack doctor then they are daft enough to consume soya flour etc.

One of the things that made me laugh was "almond milk". I grow almonds and I know that it takes a lot of almonds to make even a pint of almond milk. Given how much they cost to produce that would make a pint of almond milk cost at least £30, possibly £50. So how do they sell it at about 2-3 times the price of a pint of milk? That's easy, most of it isn't almonds they pad it out with all sort of things like barley, cornflour etc. All the things that a lot of these anaemic health victims will tell you they can't eat but "Almond milk is like, you know, really good for me." <sigh>

And then there's "Organic" food... grrrrrrrrrrrrr,

Lotaresco

"I'm massively allergic to Aspartame (It can hospitalise me, believe it or not, even in small amounts)"

Whereas I have no doubt that you suffer adverse health consequences from consuming aspartame, I'm sceptical that you are allergic to aspartame. This is because aspartame is a small molecule, a dipeptide, and the immune system is most unlikely to have an immune response to such a small molecule (which is fairly instantly digested to phenylalanine and aspartic acid when consumed.) It may be that you are using "allergic" in the sense of "makes me ill" rather than in its strict sense of "causes an immune reaction". This could be tested easily by performing a skin test.

Most of the rubbish talked about aspartame on the "woo" websites is drivel written by the likes of "The Awful Poo Lady." Treat anything written about aspartame by "naturopaths" and "holistic allergy experts" with a giant dose of salt.

Aspartame causes a real problem for people who cannot metabolise phenylalanine. I'm hoping that you have been checked for phenylketonuria (PKU), because if you have that you have bigger problems than just aspartame intolerance.

Lotaresco

Re: Wrong ingredients

"It also predicted that such a population would be unsustainable without extreme rationing. This is evidently not the case."

Extreme rationing is already in place. Food is rationed by the use of electronic and paper tokens that can be exchanged for food. Those lowest in the social order get fewer tokens and thus either have to eat less or eat lower quality food.

Harrison's other prediction that intensive food production would create dustbowls and lead to wholesale extermination of life in the oceans is also coming true.

Lotaresco

Re: Wrong ingredients

" it looks like Harry nailed it."

Two authors of that era nailed it, Harry Harrison and John Brunner. The latter's "Stand on Zanzibar" is still a good and relevant read and it deserves its position in the SF Masterworks collection, not least for the invention of Hipcrime and for correctly predicting current world population and the social problems (terrorism, mass shootings, suicide bombings, kitchen sink biowar) that would be associated with too many people jammed into too little space.

Facebook's internet drone crash-landed after wing 'deformed' in flight

Lotaresco

Re: Vne of 25 kts at landing approach height? Really?

"The photo you linked to looks very misleading as it appears to be only the end of the runway"

And how misleading was the wingspan (42 metres)? <rolls eyes>

Lotaresco
WTF?

Re: Vne of 25 kts at landing approach height? Really?

At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, where in the article is the Vne stated? More to the point why is Vne being discussed with reference to landing when the appropriate discussion would be of the reference landing speed Vref (ie 1.3x stall speed).

Lotaresco

Re: Vne of 25 kts at landing approach height? Really?

"not sure why they can't just Catch it. A good heli pilot could snag it out of the air."

Here's a clue. There's a photo of Aquila on the runway here. Notice how big it is. It has a 42 metre (141ft) wingspan and weighs 400kg (882lbs) Good luck with trying to catch that. If you manage it your next trick can be to catch a charging bull of the same weight, moving at the same speed.

Hmm, new entrant for El Reg's Vulture Central Weights and Measures Soviet improbable units, the dexter Bull (400kg) or dB as it will be known.

Lotaresco

Re: Vne of 25 kts at landing approach height? Really?

"If flying military drones has told me something it is that the drones suffer plenty of Gs at landing and while doing manouvers..."

But flying military drones didn't teach you that an endurance drone rarely lands, never, ever performs high-G manoeuvres and is designed to stay on-station at 60-70,000 ft where flight conditions are rarely turbulent for months at a time.

Lotaresco

Re: expected some damage during normal landings.

"Why would anyone design any type of aircraft unable to land without damage?"

When the aircraft is designed not to land for very long periods of time? If the Aquila is on-station for months at a time then landing gear is just superfluous weight. The damage is likely to be to the props and to easily replaceable components unless something goes badly wrong as it did this time.

Lotaresco

"I was amazed that FB had resources for that kind of science and engineering."

They got the resources by buying a company started by a team of engineers from Farnborough (the former Royal Aircraft Establishment) who had already built a record breaking solar powered UAV.

Lotaresco

As much as I am enjoying the informed comment here

Some of the comment seems to fly in the face of previous UAV experience with endurance drones. For example the tales of woe about using Yuma may well be true, I don't know I've never flown there. However some former colleagues of mine flew a Zephyr UAV from Yuma that eventually clocked up 336 hours, 22 minutes and 8 seconds of continuous flight. As far as I can recall from that time Yuma was the preferred airbase for testing this and other UAVs. Also Zephyr is even flimsier than Aquila yet operated without problems. It shared the design characteristic of no landing gear.

Facebook is using Ascenta to build and test Aquila. Ascenta is a UK company which was founded by several former members of the Zephyr programme.

This is an "Aquila crashed, so what?" moment for me. It didn't crash in flight, but at landing. No one was hurt and the only think injured is the engineers' pride. Most UAVs suffer multiple crashed during landing. Experience with Predator and other combat UAVs isn't of much use here. Those UAVs are designed to be tough but also to have relatively limited flight time. Their technology will not give the endurance that is needed for a semi-permanent communications uplink.

Lotaresco
Coat

Re: "a structural failure with a downward deflection"

"In other, plainer, words: the wing fell off?"

Nah, bent and broke.

They couldn't say that because that would make it sound as if Faecebook was associated with penniless perverts.

Sayonara North America: Insurance guy got your back when Office 365 doesn't?

Lotaresco

Pigs in pokes

I have to look at cloud provision on behalf of clients. Decoding what service is being offered takes ages. As may be expected the terms are mostly disadvantageous to the clients. The location of the services and support are often obscure, the level of support is always obscure. There's one large provider I wouldn't touch with yours. Organisations are at risk of falling foul of Article 25 of Directive 95/46/EC, simply because cloud providers choose to sling the data around for their convenience. Often the people buying the services don't have a clue what their legal obligations are, or care.

I cite here the immortal statement from Diana Mary "Dido" Harding, Baroness Harding of Winscombe on the Today programme "No one told me that I had to look after this data."

There's a simple way to sum up cloud provision.

Forget 'shadow IT' – it's 'self-starting IT' now

Lotaresco

More than cloud

As well as SaaS and cloud services bought using some manager's corporate credit card there is the entire shadow IT cottage industry of hundreds of bored droids deciding that they are best placed to solve an IT problem using MS Office and VBA macros. Which means that when old Reg from accounts goes up to the great pencil box in the sky that his carefully constructed pile of 950 interlocking spreadsheets, Word documents and Access databases collapses because there's no one there to tweak his hard-coded filters, string substitution and incredibly slow database selection statements that mean that a sub-contractor can get paid this week.

Swiss defence firm snaps up Brit security outfit Clearswift

Lotaresco

In the good old days this might have caused problems

Clearswift has military as well as civilian customers and some of its products address particular needs of government IT. It would therefore have been seen as a company with a vital role in protecting critical national infrastructure (CNI). It's also likely that the company does well from close association with government agencies. Any sale to a foreign buyer would have been treated with great suspicion.

I guess that's not seen as important these days since many of the companies supplying key components of CNI are foreign owned. Let's hope we don't do anything counter to our interests as a nation such as falling out with our near neighbours who own important bits of our economy, such as threatening to leave the trading bloc that we are all members of. Because that would be silly, when we are so deep in their pockets, right?

Lotaresco

Re: Terms not disclosed

There's very little difference between privately owned and 100% owned by the Swiss government in the eyes of the Swiss government. leak information about a private Swiss company and the state will call you a spy and try to bang you up for 20 years, as Stanley Adams found out.

This is probably why we won't ever know what the terms of the purchase of Clearswift were.

View from a Reg reader: My take on the Basic Income

Lotaresco

I don't object to UBI but I don't think it would work

The problem being basic human nature. There are many people who have no ambition, no interest in work. For those individuals all UBI means is that every day would be spent in the pub/McDonalds. The effort of getting up, getting washed, getting to work would be far too much. Note this subset of the population is not the same as those who are unable to do these things because of illness. The bone-idle have always been with us. This would, in my opinion, lead to ghettoes of no ambition, no effort.

Then there will be cheats. Those who will take their UBI and work selling stuff on ebay, Gumtree and cards in local shops not declaring their extra income. Others will work illegally for employers relying on UBI to provide basic income and topping it up with cash-paid casual work.

To even stand a chance of working HMRC would have to adopt (even more) draconian invasion of privacy and penalties for cheating would have to be severe. No "naughty, naughty don't do that again" more like "Cheat on UBI and there is a tumbril and Madame La Guillotine." to stand a chance of success.

Lotaresco

Re: Talking of daily mail

"Just today, the paper apologised and paid up after being taken to court for making up lies about a muslim family."

The Daily Hate has a lot to apologise for, only apologises for a tiny fraction of the lies told in the paper and appears to have no shame whatsoever.

They have libelled:

George Cluny's in-laws

The RSPCA

Dr. Joel Hayward

Mary Honeyball MEP

David Milliband

Stefanie Powers

In fact the list of stories the Daily Hate has had to apologise for is endless. The one thing that links all the stories is that they are completely fabricated. Oddly there's one story that the Daily Heil has never felt a need to apologise for. "Hurrah for the Blackshirts!"

There's the Daily Mail "Timeline of Shame" which still captures only the surface of the lies and hate spread by this rag.

LinkedIn's training arm resets 55,000 members' passwords, warns 9.5m

Lotaresco

We have your data...

... and we don't give a toss.

Should be the motto of each of these companies. I suppose the default assumption for the rest of us should be that any details that we give to social media should be a legend.

Apple's Airpod wireless earbuds finally go on sale after six-week delay

Lotaresco

Not for me

And I like Apple kit and have an iPhone 7.

However I like Etymotic earphones so if I'm going to splash cash that's what I will buy. I'm also suspicious about the sound quality of Apple headphones. After all they bought Beats and Beats sound awful.

Despite the loud complaints, losing the 3.5mm socket is not a big deal. There's an adapter in the box. My earphones work with my iPhone. If I want to charge my phone and listen on headphones at the same time (but why?) I can do that with one of the pass-through third party adapters.

Go, admit it, there are lots of complainers who (a) don't have an iPhone (b) will never have an iPhone and, I suspect, (c) can't afford one.

There's a tale about that, written 2,600 years ago by a chap names Aesop.

The Fox and the Grapes

ONE hot summer’s day a Fox was strolling through an orchard till he came to a bunch of Grapes just ripening on a vine which had been trained over a lofty branch. “Just the things to quench my thirst,” quoth he. Drawing back a few paces, he took a run and a jump, and just missed the bunch. Turning round again with a One, Two, Three, he jumped up, but with no greater success. Again and again he tried after the tempting morsel, but at last had to give it up, and walked away with his nose in the air, saying: “I am sure they are sour.”

Moral: “IT IS EASY TO DESPISE WHAT YOU CANNOT GET.”

Murdoch's 21st Century Fox agrees £18.5bn Sky takeover deal

Lotaresco

Re: And no doubt..

"Coming soon on Sky TV, a new Blockbuster Australian series "The Joy of Brexit" one hundred sumptuous episodes spelling out the joy that awaits everyone. See the new Victory Gin factories, gasp (literally) with awe at the splendid Victory cigarettes, laugh until you think you will never stop at the antics of traitorous Remainers dangling from a rope and kicking their heels for hours."

"And don't miss our latest Super Soaraway Sunday Entertainment "Celebrity Boob Fights" all your favourite female celebrities stripped to the waist! Whoever lands a knockout blow with either breast gets to take home this week's star prize!"

"It's all in your Super Special Soaraway Sky! For a low, low subscription rate of only £150 a month or, for our poorer viewers, indenturing your children to Sky Corporation for the rest of their lives."

Lotaresco

All Hail the Dirty Digger

So he's harvested his Brexit reward early.

Meg Whitman: HPE software's new owner? Kill a product? Never!

Lotaresco
Mushroom

Megtard strikes again

So another less than transparent announcement from Meg Whitman who, following a career selling soap and Mr Potato Head inexplicably weaselled her way into HP, presumably on the basis that no one leading a hi-tech business needs to know anything about that tedious techno-crap. Her efforts have been well rewarded and she has collected the prestigious "Most Underachieving CEO" award from Bloomberg. For her it's only a question of how long can she keep that grimace of plastic dentures on display until she ducks out and attempts to out-Trump Drumpf in her desire to become the first female President of the USA.

Keep slashing away at the business in order to keep those earning per employee figures buoyant Meg and you'll be able to leave an enduring legacy of the HPES whelk stall and cockle emporium (employees: 1).

nbn™'s Sky Muster II satellite launch grounded by wind

Lotaresco
FAIL

European Spaceport in Kourou, Guyana.

Have they moved the Spaceport (and Kourou) then? Because they used to be in French Guiana, not the (relatively) nearby Co-operative Republic of Guyana.

'Public Wi-Fi' gang fail in cunning plan to hide £10m cigarette tax fraud

Lotaresco

Re: Proof (if it were needed)

The other proof that you need is that they now get to spend several years earning nothing at all. This is significant in terms of the lifetime earnings of criminals. The last conference that I attended had a nice talk about the rewards of criminality taking into account the rate that they can spend at, the years of not earning either because they can't find another crime to commit or because they are helping big Dave in 'B' Wing to explore the other side of his sexuality. It worked out that average criminal earnings run at about £25k pa or less than the national average.

I've done some cold calculations of how much money I would need to steal in order to make it worthwhile stealing something, bearing in mind that after the theft one would need to relocate to a friendly jurisdiction, employ good security etc. It came to a huge amount of money. Way more than a mere £10million. Even ten times that isn't enough.

Bluetooth-enabled safe lock popped after attackers win PINs

Lotaresco
WTF?

Re: Why??

"Who in their right mind thinks bluetooth on a safe is in any way conducive to security?? And who in their right mind would even BUY such a thing?"

Why would any company make such a thing?

In the places where a high security commercial lock is needed phones are usually banned. Why? Because phones have cameras and an easy way to subvert security is to use a phone to record safe combination lock settings. So if a manufacturer's representative rocks up and starts to talk to me about any form of lock that requires or permits the use of a phone then that rep will be shown the door because their designers obviously don't understand the basic requirements for a security lock or the environment in which those locks are deployed.

Proper high security digital locks tend to be two-factor authentication, work without batteries and have lock-out after a number of unsuccessful attempts. This lock, as described, sounds like the sort of thing that gets fitted to a hotel room safe (i.e. useless).

As Anthony Rose is quoted as saying in the article:

the smart locks "appear to be made by dumb people”

Persistent ad and dialler trojans found on 28 Android phones

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WTF?

Just how bad..

... does the news about Android have to get before the Android fan boys admit that there may be a problem? This news is about as bad as security news gets, the vendors are deliberately selling phones pre-infested with malware. That's "do not touch this with a barge pole" territory because even if you manage to clean off the stuff that an anti-malware package can find, you have no idea what other stuff is lurking in there. Previous experience with supply chain corrupt practices also suggests that it won't be long until the vendor is issuing "patches" that put the malware back onto the phone. That's what happened with "Bad USB" patches for USB devices that had malware embedded in the firmware.

Yet here we see people apparently happy to root their phone (hence giving the malware unfettered access to everything) and hoping that they may be able to scrape the bugs off.

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Re: So which antivirus is the best for Android

"Root it first. They getting rid of stuff becomes essy"

"Easy" or "messy"? I'm going with "messy" because a rooted, malware infested phone is going to be that, messy.

If you bought a dildo in Denver, the government must legally be told

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Re: Behaviour of a Stereo typical communist state

"This is the behaviour of the stereotypical communist states we watched in Hollywood blockbusters from the 70's through now."

Yeah, I'd heard that Now only punts really old movies and TV shows.

A single typo may have tipped US election Trump's way

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Re: "...may have tipped..."

""May have..." is not news, nor is it informative."

"You may have syphilis" is both informative and newsworthy if the patient receiving the news is the Pope.

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Re: legitimate/illegitimate

"How about just using simpler words to start with?"

Even that can go horribly wrong. I know an electrician who was lucky to escape with his eyesight and nothing worse than bad sunburn after a miscommunication. He locked off an electrical panel to allow him to work on some HV (and high current) equipment. Power leads disconnected but naked and dangling a little too close to each other. But no problem because he had everything locked off. This was in the days before electricians had personal locks and locks tended to be keyed alike.

Someone called out to him "Can I turn the power on?" and he shouted back some simple words "I'm working above you. DO NOT TURN THE POWER ON." Sadly all the other guy heard was "... TURN THE POWER ON." The arc copper-plated his face and specs and gave him sunburn on the face and hands.

Higher tech prices ARE here to stay. It's Mr Farage's new Britain

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Re: @AC

Theresa May scuppered his efforts by putting a block on Chinese investment in Hinckley Point and making it clear she doesn't trust the Chinese.

That must be some alternate reality where Hinckley Point C isn't going ahead.

No, it's this reality where May announced that she would "review" Chinese involvement in the programme. It's well known that she hates the idea of Chinese involvement - the Chinese are particularly aware of this. However once she announced her "review" irritating the living crap out of the Chinese government at the time of Hammond's kow-towing in Beijing the Chinese proceeded to blackmail exert diplomatic pressure to get her to remove her derriere from the pot without shitting in it first.

As documented here: China threatens Theresa May

Super Cali goes ballistic, considers taxing Netflix

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Re: VAT

"VAT is also the cheapest tax to collect per pound collected."

"No it isn't"

<panto>Oh yes it is!</panto>

Here's a clue, collection rates are not a representation of the cost of collection of a tax.