* Posts by Lotaresco

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Kill something, then hire cleaners to mop up the blood if you want to build a digital business

Lotaresco
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More oblocks

So errrm the current business is using "apps", eh?

But it's not "digital"?

The last time that I used an analogue computer it was a cold war legacy system, mostly used for teaching just to prove that everything doesn't need to be digital. That was more decades ago than I like to think about. Even if the business to be "transformed"[1] is running on Systimes, PDP-11s, CDC Cybers, NASCOMS, PETs and BBC Bs it is still "digital". The smell of Gartner merda di bue is strong with this "report". At least the good news this time is that I didn't have to pay them hundreds of pounds and sign an NDA just to come to the conclusion that it wasn't worth reading.

[1] Transformed always seems to mean transformed as in transformed from functioning to broken. if you want to see what "transformation" does, look at the history of ICI. Transformed from an industry giant to nothing by John Harvey-Jones. The best day's work done by Morgan Cars was telling him to sling his hook. Everything he touched is dead, Morgan continues to thrive.

Moneysupermarket fined £80,000 for spamming seven million customers

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"the law allows a "soft opt-in" for customers"

And there's your problem right there. Corrupt politicians who imagine that marketing companies are more important than the electorate.

Lotaresco

I have a simple solution to this.

I give each organisation that I deal with a unique-to-them email address to be used to contact me. I always opt out of marketing. Any organisation that ignores my request is (a) blacklisted on the mail server and (b) added to the long and growing list of companies that I will never, ever deal with again.

If everyone were to boycott the companies that spam us they would go to the wall quickly.

BTW, the most pernicious of these companies is "Visit England" which ignores all opt-out requests and uses "unsubscribe" to confirm that the email they have for you is working. They regularly close the company down and then re-incarnate under a slightly different name, with the same directors. Complaints to OFCOM have had no effect, yet.

They're as bad as the cold-calling double glazing companies.

UK ministers' Broadband '2.0' report confuses superfast with 10Mbps

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Unhappy

Available but not realistic

In the rural community where I live central and local government have been bragging for months that they have brought "fibre to the area under a rural broadband initiative". This seems to be all the interest that politicians have, it's available. Uptake has been minimal, mostly for the simple reason that no one can afford it and the service offered is no better (practically) than the existing DSL. We get about 18Mbps DSL (give or take depending which way the wind is blowing). The fibre offered is "up to 30Mbps" but it's capped, traffic shaped and costs twice as much as the BT DSL. You can go up to 80Mbps (advertised as 100Mbps in typical marketing fraud, but it is stated that the rate will not exceed 80Mbps). That rate is only available to businesses and costs £200 a month. Although not capped, there is the usual "fair use" restriction with no mention of what is "fair use".

Also customers are not permitted to use their own kit for connection to the network, hence my business which sits behind a firewall would be forced to connect to the internet using the crappy built in service provider router firewall rather than our own enterprise model. Given how much traffic we see being dropped on the WAN interface, I'd be very worried about switching to something that we can't configure.

There's a gulf between "available" and "worth paying for".

The better way ahead for us seems to be to buy 4G access which is available in the area and which costs less than the cheapest available FTTC/P offering available to us. The 4G is faster, cheaper and although capped, it offers double the data volume offered by the "rural broadband initiative".

Lotaresco

Re: Super Fast Broadband != "fibre"

"1 ft of copper is enough to make 5Km of fibre irrelevant to the SERVICE a customer receives."

In rural areas it makes more sense to not have FTTP because the only ways to bring fibre to the premises is via overhead cable, often crossing from one side of the road to the other. To get FTTP underground is disproportionately expensive. In these circumstances copper is far more resilient and maintainable than fibre for the segment from the cabinet to the premises.

Fibre cracks fairly quickly when subject to the cable moving around in the slipstream of passing trucks.

Robo-Uber T-boned, rolls onto side, self-driving rides halted

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Latest news

Uber robot claims accident caused by fatigue after being bullied by Uber management into working long shifts without rest.

The AA's copped to credit data blurt, but what about car-crash incident response?

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Re: Not comprimised?

"I came on to say the same thing. The data in the leak was no different to what you find in the dustbins on every gas station forecourt where someone pays by credit card, then throws the receipt in the bin as they pass it on the way back to the car."

Wrong. The paper slip does not show the start and expiry dates for your payment card nor does it reveal your AA user account and password.

The Atari retro games box is real… sort of

Lotaresco

"as Thomas Wolfe said: You Can't Go Home Again."

Presses Home button.

Goes Home.

Invokes App.

Presses Home button.

Goes Home.

Thomas Wolfe was wrong.

Brit neural net pioneer just revolutionised speech recognition all over again

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Re: All human languages are undersandable by neural networks, as that's what humans use.

"Leveraging phonemes"

Go wash your mouth out. There's no need for the bullshit bingo here.

Lotaresco

Re: Sounds similar to the way we work.

"You had a temper like my jellied eels:

Too hot, too greasy."

Lotaresco

Faster speech recognition

It's all about Time, team.

'My dream job at Oracle left me homeless!' – A techie's relocation horror tale

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WTF?

Re: Oracle treating employees badly?

"Don't let facts get in the way of a good tale, right?"

I used to work in Switzerland. My employer won the America's Cup for Switzerland, beating Larry Ellison, go figure.

I like the way that you feel it necessary to hide behind Anonymous Coward because you're the second of those things.

Lotaresco
Meh

Oracle treating employees badly?

Who'd have thought it? Apart from anyone who has ever negotiated pay and conditions with them.

I was headhunted by Oracle in the 1990s. We talked about salary and other benefits. It took months until they realised I wasn't going to work for peanuts. Salary package agreed. Then they sent me the contract. I sent it to my lawyer. He said I would be mad to sign it because Oracle tried to own me body and soul every hour of the day. This included Oracle laying claim to any intellectual property that I created while working for them. That meant that if I wrote a book, composed any music, created a video all royalties would go to Oracle. I write books that are nothing to do with my work and I'm not assigning those rights to an employer. I told them so. They refused to change the contract. I refused to sign the contract. They decided they didn't want to employ me. The hiring manager took it personally and took to calling me at home and telling me I had "Insulted Oracle".

Later I heard that at trade shows Oracle staff were blackening my name and telling people not to hire me. Fortunately the publicity did my career no end of good and I ended up as a very well paid consultant. So I have something to thank them for.

I suppose it didn't help that before they headhunted me that I used to work for someone who had thrashed Team Oracle in the America's Cup.

Shock: NASA denies secret child sex slave cannibal colony on Mars

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Leather Goddesses of Phobos

Everyone knows that this is not NASA, it is the acolytes of the Leather Goddesses who snatch people out of a bar in Upper Sandusky, OH. The first thing you know about it is when you wake up wearing just a brass loincloth in a cell with a guy named "Trent".

A minister for GDS? Don't talk digital pony

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Breaking the mould?

"Maude is regarded as having achieved more than most in trying to break the insane amount of money the public sector still spends on, frankly, crap IT."

By whom, may I ask? All that he has done is to change the type of crap rather than to eliminate it. The same big players are still there, doing the same rubbish. The gCloud turned out to be a massive waste of effort and money that no one wanted to use. Maude destroyed CESG mostly it seems in a fit of pique because he was told he couldn't use his personal iPad for government business so he just got rid of the people who gave that advice and replaced them with some who said "risk is good". That's gone well this week with the Parliamentary hack, hasn't it?

Lotaresco

She can't be

... any worse than the rest of GDS who, to be honest, are in the chocolate teapot or transparent blackout curtain field of competence. Every so often I have to engage with GDS for some reason or other and leave feeling that there is time that I will never get back again.

Concorde without the cacophony: NASA thinks it's cracked quiet supersonic flight

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Re: BS

"The Boeing SST was canceled because of environmental reasons, specifically SSTs damage the ozone layer."

You are right, that is total BS.

We didn't even know about damage to the ozone later at the time and... guess what? SSTs were not implicated in damage to the ozone layer at the time and the NOAA did not evaluate ozone depletion by SSTs until 1995. The NOAA concluded that ozone depletion by Concorde was "negligible" and that a fleet of over 500 SSTs would be needed to produce measureable depletion of the ozone layer *if nothing were done to clean up nitrogen dioxide emissions*.

Depletion of the ozone layer was due to the use of CFCs as an aerosol propellant and refrigerant.

Lotaresco

Re: It was however

"unable to cope with moderately tight turns (hence the Paris Airshow breakup) and was vastly thirsty (not having stolen Concorde's secret to optimising fuel flow across the operating speed range, but they did "borrow" most of the rest of the design)."

The rumour at the time was that the Paris Airshow breakup was along the line where they had folded the Concorde plans when they stole them.

Pwned UK SME fined £60K for leaving itself vulnerable to hack attack

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Re: Zero day...

"how do you protect against the unknown?"

Getting your web payment site hacked is not "the unknown" it's the "all too bloody obvious even to a moron". Taking very basic steps to lock down systems and separate payments/finance and personal data from the customer-facing sites is also not unknown. It's just appropriate business practice. People who think that because they don't know how to design a secure e-commerce site that no one does are suffering from a massive does of Dunning-Kruger syndrome.

Lotaresco

Re: It's a start

"At last we have an official recommendation for regular penetration testing.

I don't think I've seen one of those before, except buried somewhere in a lengthy post mortem.

?

I think you haven't been paying attention in that case. The publicity about penetration testing from Cabinet office, GDS and the Government Cyber Essentials Scheme has been constant for the last four years at least. Also the PCI DSS rules require an organisation taking payment by credit card to undergo a penetration test at least annually. These bozos were lazy, incompetent and were breaking the rules that all merchants must apply when handling credit card payments and processing card holder details.

Lotaresco

Re: OK

"If I got hit by a N Korea ICMB"

An Ice Cream Meringue Bombe? An Insanely Clever Mystical Book?

BTW, you may want to look at this Wikipedia page: List of fallacies

Your argument falls into the categories of "False equivalence" and "Tu quoque" with an element of "Vacuous truth". Quite a haul of fallacies for two sentences.

Humanity uploaded an AI to Mars and lets it shoot rocks with lasers

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We can now confirm that there is no life on Mars

There was life on Mars until we unleashed a nuclear powered killbot on the face of the red planet. Now there's just ash.

IBM's contractor crackdown continues: Survivors refusing pay cut have hours reduced

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Re: Why contract these days?

" I wonder why anyone contracts these days."

I was with HP as a contractor when they tried this nonsense and tried to play hardball with the contractors. We had a meeting and we all said "Fine, we'll be off then if you don't need us."

Odd, how a big company can suddenly realise what a massive gooly it has just dropped. Several years on I'm still contracting and my day rate is a lot higher than it was then.

The biggest British Airways IT meltdown WTF: 200 systems in the critical path?

Lotaresco

Re: Do any really large companies rip it all out and start again?

"I'd love to hear examples of really large companies that wrip-out their IT and start again to get genuine resilience back after x years of smooth operating."

It does happen. I know one company that did exactly that building two new parallel DCs to replace the adding tat with new, shiny, reliable kit. The problem was that retirement of the old DCs became a tangled and difficult process that took over five years to complete leading to a doubling of costs for those five years. Even then it wasn't perfect. Decommissioning the last DC resulted in a massive outage because someone had forgotten something important.

Police anti-ransomware warning is hotlinked to 'ransomware.pdf'

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"You know, when I see the Police doing mad stupid shit like this, it makes me wonder how on the ball they are when they're spying on everyone's communications?"

They are terrible at it, mostly because that's someone else's job.

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NCSC

NCSC know what they are doing? When did that happen?

Italian F-35 facility rolls out its first STOVL stealth fighter

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Re: Engines & Turkey do we need to?

"I am sure we could fund a British jet engine manufacturer to produce one, or even a European consortium."

We used to have an all-weather combat proven VSTOL fighter that was perfect for carrier ops. Out government threw it away, remember? Now we get some bag of nails that carts around a "Lift System" that for most of the time is dead weight. But at least the lift system is British made. Hoorah! Let's wave a bulldog, drink some beer and drape ourselves in a flag.

Lotaresco

Re: Optional

"If that had happened, not only might Lockheed have lost the 60-odd aircraft sale to Italy, but there was a risk that other smaller F-35 customers (particularly Netherlands, Norway, Denmark) might have gone with a European alternate."

Or "Welcome to the wonderful world of Brexit, brought to you by knee-jerk prejudice, ignorance and inability to think further than the end of one's nose."

Lotaresco
FAIL

Keep it factual

"There was an 80% turnout in the referendum."

No there wasn't, it was 72.2%.

Cabinet Office losing grip on UK government departments – report

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Why Cabinet Office is being ignored

It's simple. Their initiatives are, for the most part, a waste of time and money. Remember they brought into being the GDS fiasco, the huge waste of time and money that is the GSC, they're the ones who have people saying "I'll take the risk on this" who are then notable only for running away when the shit hits the fan. They are being ignored for the same reason that I ignore the pub bore, they don't know what they are talking about and are just a source of noise.

SpaceX spin-out plans to put virtual machines in orbit

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Re: What's your vector, Victor?

"Skynet is the sort of snappy name the marketing folk would go for."

That name was taken long before the movie. Back in 1969 in fact.

Skynet

Lotaresco

Re: Vector?

He commits crimes with both direction and magnitude.

Vector!

Gig economy tech giants are 'free riding' on the welfare state, say MPs

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Sick pay

As the owner of a small business I have to say that the notion that a self-employed person would pay me (something) in order to receive sick pay from me is a clear flag that there is no element of self-employment. If I get sick no one pays me, not even the state. If there is sick pay then the person being paid is an employee, no matter what deductions are made from that individuals pay packet to cover sick pay provision.

HMRC need to get their act together. It's HMRC that permits these practices to slide past

Lotaresco

Re: Definitions of employed/self-employed ?

"Employed" - you work for someone else in "their" company (either full time or part time)

"Self-employed" - you work for "your own" company (even if providing services to someone elses company)

Not really. If you work for your own company you are "Employed" (by the company which is a legal entity). Directors are employees.

"Employed" you don't have to work for a company. You could be employed by a partnership or sole trader, neither of these are incorporated. You could even be employed by a non-trading individual (i.e. as a nanny, cleaner, groundskeeper etc.)

Self-employed in most cases means in a partnership with someone else or operating as a self-employed sole trader.

Game authors demand missing ZX Spectrum reboot royalties

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Re: From the Facebook page...

"on - page 53 of "Creating the Sinclair ZX Spectrum Vega" - Published by Andrews UK and Co-Authored by RCL's former MD, Paul Andrews states "I negotiated the necessary IP agreements with the various patent holders and licensors that would allow us to create and market the product" . "

Hold on a freaking minute, RCL is claiming that the authoritative source for copyright agreements with the IPR holders is a one line throw away comment in a book written by a former MD? This gives the impression that RCL don't have any evidence to support their claim that they have agreements in place and that their "crack legal team" needs to s/ck/p/g

Lotaresco

Re: The Sky-Amstrad-Sinclair chain

"So once again, the titular complaint, specifically of unpaid royalties, is undermined."

Still has a strong whiff of an RCL shill about this post.

Lotaresco
Trollface

Re: I'm more confused than normal.

"The 'VEGA+' product is still an Indigogo project in development, which some people seem to be dead-set on sabotaging. "

<sniffs Anon Troll>

Hmmm, would you care to confirm or deny your association with RCL, Mr Trolly McTrollface?

Lotaresco

Re: I'm a little in between with this...

"You're saying that infringing for the purposes of making a product and selling it is "personal use"?"

You're saying that you're a fully paid up member of DAESH?

Oh look, I can do straw men too!

Lotaresco

Re: I'm a little in between with this...

"You're saying that infringing for the purposes of making a product and selling it is "personal use"?"

No, are you saying that you're unable to read a post?

Lotaresco

Re: I'm a little in between with this...

"It's especially important not to be a "goofball" if you're planning to steal others' work. From the CDP Act: "A person guilty of an offence under subsection (1)(a), (b), (d)(iv) or (e) is liable (a) on summary conviction to imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months or a fine, or both; (b) on conviction on indictment to a fine or imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years, or both"."

Hmm, you're rather guilty of quoting out of context there since Criminal Liability only applies if the infringing works are "otherwise than for his private and domestic use". Hence someone who "steals" other's work ["steal" is the wrong term to use, copyright infringement is not "stealing"] has not committed a criminal offence if the work was copied for personal use.

Teen charged with 'cyberstalking' in bomb hoax case

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Shirly Shome Mishtake?

So, for how long have US Swat Teams been using Snatch Land Rovers?

Sysadmin 'trashed old bosses' Oracle database with ticking logic bomb'

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Re: Putting at the stake

"I'm always surprised to read the full name of someone who wasn't condemned yet."

In this case Nimesh Patel is about as unique as John Smith so I'm not too surprised. I certainly hope it's not the same person I worked with some years ago because he was a very nice chap and unlikely to do anything so short-sighted.

Lotaresco

Re: Conversion?

@TheVogon "When you pick it up, it becomes a stolen hammer..."

No, which is why shoplifters don't get arrested in the store. The Theft Act 1968 states that a person is guilty of theft if they dishonestly appropriate property belonging to another with the intention to permanently deprive the other of it. It's that intent to permanently deprive that is important. This is also why there is an offence relating to motor vehicles of "Taking Without the Owner's Consent" (TWOC) because "borrowing" a car and intending to return it later is not theft.

There are some interesting wrinkles such as if someone takes money and then repays the exact amount they took they are still guilty of theft unless the money they put back is the exact same notes and coins as the ones they took.

Large UK businesses are getting pwned way more than smaller ones

Lotaresco

Re: I'm a computer security "expert".

"Does being a contractor or independent consultant make the angst of being a permanent Cassandra, doomed to see the future but never believed, more bearable than being stuck in the bowels of a corporate brontosaurus?"

The ability to walk away helps and it's necessary to move on every couple of years to avoid IR35 nonsense. It also helps to have multiple simultaneous contracts and to substitute in other people from time to time. All of this comes with expanding one's network of contacts by a sort of osmosis and it's quite pleasant to have friends who are all in the same boat and willing to step in to help from time to time.

I also live in a high rent area, buying a house (AIEEEE the mortgage payments!) and running a car - that's essential - and I rack up tens of thousands of miles a year chasing work. I've been doing this since 1992, so I guess I'm happy with it. Much happier than I was being a wage droid.

Lotaresco

I'm a computer security "expert".

So, please feel free to ignore everything I say, just like the big corporates who hire me do.

It's an odd business, advising businesses about security. Small businesses tell me it's all a rip-off and that they don't want to spend money on "consultants". The small businesses that think they can avoid security are the ones that probably need to pay some attention to it. Solicitors, insurance agents, internet cafes, pubs, clubs etc. For these businesses there is a tendency to under report incidents. Partly because they don't recognise when their systems have been compromised and partly because they are, as others have observed, not really of interest to anyone. Not enough assets. Also they tend not to have their assets in one place. They will have on-line banking but it tends to be separate from their billing, invoicing and payroll systems. Much of their financial work will be done in spreadsheets and then copy-typed into the on-line banking system. A type of air gap. That said there are criminals who target these sort of businesses and who get them to pay fake invoices, hand over their banking details, perform transfers for "security" reasons to the scammers accounts, of course, and the scammers get away with it.

The medium large companies seem to be the ones where there's a perfect combination of laziness, tight-fisted attitudes and incompetence. They don't recognise they have outgrown their systems, they keep going and do silly things like hosting their own web delivery on the same system that processes their finances. Their IT support guys are behind the curve and do silly things like logging in as root over and over again. They have inadequate passwords, they password share and they like to work from home. Even in this day and age they use insecure protocols for remote access. They also tend to do things like having no separation between development and production systems (or usually have no concept of using a development system) and they take chances like patching live systems during office hours using a patch they downloaded at home and whacked on a USB stick. These organisations will often pay for security advice then ignore it, because it seems "a bit difficult" or "costly". However they won't have costed the proposal it will just be done by "gut feel".

Larger business are also vulnerable because of the infinite money cage effect. A business with 10 employees has to be unlucky to have someone who will not care about their job to the extent that they will do something careless. A business with 1,000 employees is guaranteed to have some prize careless dopes on the payroll. The sort of people who will click on that link despite being told hundreds of times not to do it. When they happen to coincide with the manager too mean to keep the anti-malware updated and systems patched then bad things happen.

That apple.com link you clicked on? Yeah, it's actually Russian

Lotaresco

Glyphs from a mixture of different languages would be silly

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Mondays suck. So why not spend yours playing with an original Mac and games in your browser

Lotaresco

I must go down to the lock-up again, down to the lock-up in the barn...

... where I shall dig out my Mac SE/30 with a RasterOps ColourBoard 264 and a 13" Apple Monitor.

I recall lugging this into work, having paid thousands of pounds for it and being quickly surrounded by sneering and jeering colleagues who told me it wasn't as good as a PC. The all told me Macs were monochrome only and useless little toys. I started up the 13" display and showed the interactive Authorware demo for new owners. This started in B&W and there was more jeering about that. Partway through the screen fades out and enters a 24bit colour demo. The room suddenly went quiet. These were the days of blocky PC EGA colour screens with 16 awful colours. The slide show was displaying full colour photographic images and fading neatly between images. There was a "my PC can't do that moment" and then they all faded away.

NASA agent faces heat for 'degrading' moon rock sting during which grandmother wet herself

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Re: Clanger..

"No, these are clangers."

This is fake new folks! Fake news! I know, bigly that no such knitted creatures were found on the moon and we never went there Folks. We are the greatest. A great, great nation and we never went there. My best friend Barroom Bill says we never went there and he's a great American Folks, a great, great man. Me was in 'Nam and Iraq and that other place. He's sure we never went to the moon Folks and he sold me this tinfoil helmet that Ivanka will sell to you. It's a $80 savings folks. It's great, the greatest. We're a great nation and great, great nation that went to the moon and we did everything better than those Chinese who live in Chai-Nah, Chai-Nah, I like saying Chai-Nah to I'm going to say it a lot. Chai-Nah. Hey, I can get my head in this rubber glove. Look at me I'm in a glove. I'm choking... choking, Chai-Nah...

Linux/BSD replacement fow WinXP for Newbie?

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Re: Linux/BSD replacement fow WinXP for Newbie?

After fiddling with several flavours of Unix recently I would go with Mint with Xfce desktop or possibly MATE. I'd avoid Cinnamon since even on a quad i7 system with a decent graphics card it's painfully slow. Xfce is close enough to XP to be familiar and it works well on even modest hardware.

I tried Elementary OS which can look good for a few minutes but is far too irritating to use.

Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone

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Re: so much wrong here...

"US electrics are scary. It helps a bit that they're only 110V so less likely to be lethal,"

Au contraire. The decision to use 110V electrics in the US makes them more rather then less dangerous. The reason for this is because apparently US electrical engineers didn't realise that the heating effect in a wire is proportional to I^2*R. To run the same power appliance at half the voltage means that the current must be double but the heating effect in the conductors is four times greater at 110V than at 220V. Also conductors need to be massive to supply enough current.

The end result is under-specced electrical distribution systems within domestic premises with a propensity to overheat and cause fires.

USA 160 fixed wiring fires per million residents

UK 43 fixed wiring fires per million residents

Sources:

USA - ESFI Home Electrical Fires report

UK - ONS Fire Statistics England