So what now, join the AAA (Automated Automobile Association) ?
Or maybe the RAC (Real Automated Carnage) !
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I'm sorry for your loss Mrs.Buttle, but, you see, your husband was using the autonomous vehicle in entirely the wrong way when it inexplicably veered of the road in excess of three times the proscribed speed limit. Then, whilst comatose in hospital, as far as we can determine, he deliberately held his limbs in the wrong position whilst the Robo-surgeon performed it's life saving tasks. Such an unforgivably stubborn attitude on his part did not help matters and we really tried our best to reassemble his major organs once we had re-programmed the surgeon bot. However, sadly, later on, prior to being delivered to the auto-morgue, it would appear his remains were bagged by the hospital waste-bot for immediate incineration, because, due entirely to his earlier reluctance to cooperate with those programmed to help, there simply weren't enough bits of him left in the right places for the waste-bot to make any other identification.
But rest assured that your custom does matter to us and that, going forward, future patients will have learned lessons from this and therefore be better able to comply with such automated emergency response technology in ways that bring meaningful, positive, results for all. In the end your late husband has to take all the blame for the tragic outcome. Thank you.
So, simultaneously this either is, or isn't, fake news and / or it's fake news that is also simultaneously real news that could be fake news depending on probabilistic fakery that looks really, really real, depending on how you look at it.
But, then again, if it's real and it works, then we, as a nation (UK), had better get ready to sell the whole shebang to some Asian country or other. So not really news of any tangible benefit to us in the long term anyway. As you were.
@ Brewster's Angle Grinder - Except of course that what I was pointing out is the distinct lack of a 'Pre-Nup' arrangement as it were, (who gets the Jazz CDs and who gets the cat etc etc.), whereas said 'Article 50' is merely a starting point for discussion about separating. My gripe is that a fundamental part of the Union's mission statement should include a statement to the affect that each party shall separate on good terms and with neither one being seen to gain over the other. Whereas what we are heading for is seemingly not unlike trying to reach a mutually agreeable severance from a mobile phone operators contract - it's going to be a bumpy acrimonious ride that nobody is particularly proud of!
Firstly, I just find it completely astonishing that a voluntary, mutually beneficial, swift and painless exit from the European project, by any given nation(s), appears NEVER to have been accorded serious consideration and, as such, formed a fundamental part of the agreement to which member nations signed up !
I mean, a nation like Greece can have it's books 'cooked' by a major financial institution and gets in with a nod from all involved (especially the banks). But, no, no, no, you want leave UK, well, we're all going to kick up a stink and throw our toys around and make sure that nobody ends up happy!
More to the point, it would seem that a growing number of people are now less than satisfied with the idea of open boarders throughout the European Project zone. Well I know that the idea seemed appealing 50 years ago, but things have moved on since then and demanding to verifiably document travelers throughout the European area would seem beneficial now. Especially given the expansion of the European project area since it's beginnings. It's a measure designed to enhance, not obstruct, and, as such, should cause little or no bother to any legitimate job seekers going in either direction. Now, if only we could all be sensible and mature about it, that might help.
It may be worth noting that random collisions of various gasses coming out of my ring during the recent feeding-frenzied festive period, whilst not exhibiting exactly the same visual results to those shown above, did, however, cause dramatic acceleration upon nearby relative objects (aunts and uncles etc) which were seen to separate away from the center of the event described at dramatic speeds not previously observed. Just saying.
We take the pain out of changing the focus of your sovereign constitutional and legal frameworks. Want to change today! No problem, just phone or sign up on our website and we will arrange for either joining or leaving the political union of your choice. It really couldn't be easier! Fed up with threats and bullying from all sides, just make your mind up which way you want to go and leave the rest to us.
Am eagerly looking forward to every green lane, hamlet, town and city being bang up to date, on message and IoT-hipster friendly. Just like last year, when it was announced that every household in the land has at least two 3D-Printers chuntering away in the background (doing something wow!). /s
Or should that be The Information Gathering Age. Yep, the vast majority of folk seem not to give a single jot. We all go about gathering information (pics, audio and video on our phones etc), and it all gets sucked up by the Great Information Hoovers, whether we allow it to be so or not. We all volunteer vast amounts of information and the volume will grow with the wider adoption IoT devices. We are all off on a long dark journey, following our information where ever it might lead us, down a rabbit hole constructed by marketeers, AI, VR and infomatic crazies. The worlds most powerful hardware is dedicated to this, sheesh!
Currently this 'Google' thing is all about our SmartPhones, PCs and SmartTVs. Just you wait till the global IoT roll out! Then our fridges will start sending / displaying messages about how the neighbours fed their kids simulated roast chicken entrail McGunk with xtra chili mayo and they really loved it! Wow! – so here's a 10% off e-voucher you can use with your next on-line shop. Our washing machines will tell us that an optical scan of those novelty boxers you bought four years ago shows that the fabric is in a poor state of deterioration and they should be replaced pronto – here's an e-voucher for those – Plus! A recommendation that you use Splungo-Wash-Blu-Matic detergent in future and here's a 10% voucher for that product, no wait, your Smart-Shopper(TM) has already been contacted by the washer-dryer and has called ahead and ordered that with your next shop – Really Smart!
A rather bleak outlook if you ask me – but then we are no doubt becoming lazy and / or our behaviour is being modified towards, laziness, due in no small part to our voluntary adoption of all this wonderful technology! The more we adopt this apparently smart technology, AI-driven, deterministic life-style, the less we think for ourselves!
I can feel the pull of Google Gravity right now, gently coaxing me towards the final plummet into the abyss of data numbness - it's only an itty-bitty profile you created for yourself on our servers - what harm could come of it.
Can we just keep it as dumb computers and smart humans please.
(I know, I know, it's all right, and thank you, but I do know the way back to my cave from here)
Time to fit a tail gunner, waist gunners and auto-turrets, both above the cockpit and in the belly - any passengers (drawn out of the hat), who score a direct hit get to travel for free that day.
On the other hand I suppose it would only encourage the stupid bastards into some sort of game/ war.
Then again, what about jamming pods? - s'pose that would be a hindrance to some unsuspecting passer by on the ground when the shit-head's toy fell on him/her.
Gggrrrrrrr, just gggrrrrrrrrrr . . . .
I'm not talking about weed alone, but, if an individual does chug on enough extremo-skunk every day they may not be physically dead, but are probably very very close to brain dead as makes no difference. But, happily, there are far more potent chemical highs available with lethal consequences in high-strength doses.