* Posts by Scott Broukell

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NASA's InSight probe emerges from Mars dust storm

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There's hope yet.

Many years back I knew of a local building supplies company where the sales office was inside a large wooden hut. Sat upon the big desk inside the terminals / cash registers were continually put upon by a barrage of plaster, sand, cement dust and fine grit etc. I kid you not each one of them looked ten times as bad as the probe in the photo does and yet, somehow, they continued to operate. I can therefore only assume that someone at the company either had the good foresight to order Mil-Grade equipment, or that maybe they were in fact conducting tests for NASA.

UK pins hopes on 'latest technology' to whittle down massive National Health Service waiting lists

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Here we go again!

This is like hanging baubles on the dying stump of an Xmas tree. There is little or no healthy foundation of growth and development left on the desiccated remains of the tree (NHS) and yet those in high office deem it a suitable moment, despite financial pressures from all sides, to distract attention away from a very dire situation and proceed with applying some costly shiny shiny decorations instead of getting the bedrock fundamentals back into shape first!

It is so obviously a complete dereliction of duty and care towards the populace and our most treasured public health facilities in order to take attention away from the utter crapfest that mires the current holders of that high office as they continuously prioritise ways of directing funds towards their own ilk, rather than towards the delivery of such services that the majority of the populace rely on!

Be clear and honest about the matter please, just for once! Do you want to run the NHS into the fecking ground and force us all to pay into private care packages, with personalised health apps on our phones and all our personal health data, and more, passed into the hands of private companies? - asking for a friend, or two, or a hundred or many millions!

Microsoft says the internet is the nicest it's been since 2016. Obviously they didn't look at The Reg comments

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Somewhat like a playground the internet would seem overly full of shouty, immature individuals who have determined for themselves and themselves alone, that the internet is a forum where everyone must pay attention to them and to the bile that they very often espouse. Much to the detriment of more considered thought and expression, which is sadly often drowned out my the former. Imho, this is all the proof that is needed to see that mankind, as a whole, is nowhere near intelligent enough for such technology and hasn't been for about 100,000 years.

Russia's naval exercise near Ireland unlikely to involve cable-tapping shenanigans

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"I prefer gingerbread pigeon myself..." - Perhaps you refer to the Highland Red Tufted variety. Over the years this breed of carrier pigeon frequently demonstrated the ability for increasingly independent thought and motivation and could not be relied upon to stay 'on message' (pun intended).

Which is a great shame because they are a very hardy breed with great tenacity, determination and otherwise a most worthy asset.

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Well I for one am very glad that we, the UK, still send the important data by MkI Best British Bred Carrier Pigeon (shh, don't tell anyone).

Cyberattacker hits German service station petrol terminal provider

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Facepalm

It's been said here before, but . . .

Is it really too much to ask, or even demand, that such companies (e.g. rather important infrastructure etc.), "took steps to enhance the security of our systems and processes" BEFORE such fecking attacks take place! I mean let's face it for several decades ahead global powers are going to be increasingly slugging it out in this manner!

James Webb Space Telescope has arrived at its new home – an orbit almost a million miles from Earth

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Re: I like the yellow colour

"I feel like writing a poem now." - Go for it, maybe you could get it published in . . . The Mirror.

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I do so hope that the bod responsible within the final payload assembly team remembered, you know, to . . . remove the lens cap!

McAfee's and FireEye rename themselves ‘Trellix’

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A Mrs. Trellix of North Wales may have something to say about this! Or, she may not have a clue.

A fifth of England's NHS trusts are mostly paper-based as they grapple with COVID backlog, warn MPs

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NHS Efficiency

(Sorry, me again) There is only one sure way that you can, at the very least, increase some efficiency in the NHS and that requires the full-time services of a regiment of trained snipers using high velocity, hollow-tipped rounds with 100% head-shots guaranteed. At least that way you can get rid of the old and demented, the druggies and highly dependant alcoholics etc.

One size does not fit all in a public health service. Imagine you ran a car plant producing a range of five family saloon cars. Then one day you get a letter from the department of transport insisting that you also produce; buses, tractors, tanks, fire engines, diggers and HGVs all from the same single manufacturing plant that you use for your saloon cars. Oh, and you won't be told in advance how many of each type are needed each week either. That's what the NHS is like - there is no way on earth that you can tell what size, shape and age the problems are going to be and yet they continue to walk in through the door 24/7!

You can't just say oh look demand on the renal unit is down 40% in the last month, well then, we can shift half of the ward and equipment over to maternity, they seem to be constantly dealing with babies over there! There is very little if any predictability to work with.

The NHS is a bit like a prism - the white light of constant patient demand that streams in through the front door is then separated out into a broad spectrum of complaints and dealt with accordingly. So what looks like a single line of uniform customers actually represents a whole gamut of things that need fixing.

Of course if you want to increase efficiency further down the line, in the output stage, you could provide well funded, well staffed and well trained NHS community outreach services for say drug and alcohol dependency units. Success in that area would almost certainly release some resources in other public facing areas, such as policing, probation and the courts etc. Those released resources could then be re-directed to more urgent policing matters etc.

So it is an almost impossible task to achieve efficiency in general. That's not to say that you can't spend resources carefully, with hindsight and juggle rotas/be flexible with agency staffing etc., but in the main the demands still require constant flexibility and there is always a cost to that. Then again, you can push that flexibilty too far and, guess what, it breaks!

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Dear NHS - Get well soon

Once the envy of developing nations, now it appears the NHS has been put on an end-of-life pathway for some decades. I was once acquainted with a post-grad in the 1970s who was part of a team tasked with examining every last detail of it's structure in order to bring about massive changes, supposedly for the good, he once said to me (and I quote): "You won't recognise the NHS in ten years time".

Well what I do recognise is that over a much longer time billions of public money has continuously been pissed away, by various administrations, without bringing about any tangible good and which appear to have only served "chums" and overpaid external consultants etc.

As difficult as it is to accept, I take the view that a high class public health system, such as our dear old NHS, requires a continuous and quite significant level of public taxation in order to both fund it sustainably and to develop the staff and systems (IT etc.) in an effective manner going forwards.

All that would appear to have taken place is an endless waste of significant public monies on successive 'sticking plaster' measures which just cannot be expected to hold the whole thing together, but which successive administrations parade as splendid fixes.

And who is left to actually hold the thing together, day in day out, the beleaguered staff! (on all levels), who soldier on and who continuously have to find workarounds in order to keep the ship from sinking!

I feel that the repairs need to be driven from the inside out, properly costed and transparently examined by experienced auditors and with tangible, meaningful, input from staff who have worked at all levels of the NHS coal face, not from top-down directives fed by highly paid external consultants.

So going back to that post-grad with whom I was once acquainted, I mean he appeared diligent in his work and honestly dedicated to the idea of making things better, but I do have to wonder about the quality of the data he submitted and about the quality of the decisions that were based upon that data.

John Edwards takes the reins at the UK's data protection watchdog

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Meh

In this country (UK), I fully expect that the term " Data Privacy is a right" does in fact mean that all your (our) data will be harvested and put into Private Hands, where it will be traded, exploited and mis-used in all manner of ways imaginable and great riches will be made by a select few - right!

Barclays snubs public cloud giants and hardware rivals for HPE GreenLake private cloud

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A big Green Lake of dollar bills perhaps! One that some of the 1-percent can swim in etc. But seriously, my thoughts are with those underlings instructed to migrate the system(s) across and keep it all secure and running 24/7. Please make it all work nicely!

CompSci boffins claim they can recreate missing lines in log files

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But, did the events actually take place or not, were they totally imagined or virtual and, more importantly, were they socially distanced events?

UK data watchdog fines government office for disclosing New Year's gong list

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Don't forget to factor in paying handsomely for some chums to act as spreadsheet consultants, very important that.

Russia: It isn't just us – a bit of an old US rocket might get as close as 5.4km to the ISS

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Coat

So presumably if an old bit of rocket engine whotnot penetrates the ISS that would count as a booster jab would it?

UK.gov emits draft IoT and smartphone security law for Parliamentary scrutiny

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Re: "Our Bill will put a firewall around everyday tech"

But . . . but . . . but, going forwards the gubermints far thinking proposals will synergise the security of the emerging digital landscape for all IoT / Tech users in the land, honest! Imagineering Pepper Pig onto the advisory panel and everything!

On second thoughts, no, your right.

Rolls-Royce set for funding fillip to build nuclear power stations based on small modular reactor technology

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Low hanging fruit

Is this not just the low hanging, if rather risky, nuclear fruit? By which I mean several things;

1)-Right now we have no scalable/workable energy storage solution for wind and solar, sadly (although efforts to devise such methods are on going).

2)-It gets us towards lowering emissions more quickly than getting 68M+ people to adjust their life style choices to eat very little if any meat, give up jetting off abroad twice a year for hols and giving up on ICE powered vehicles.

3)-It has the potential to be a nice little earner for some!

Whilst I am not entirely against the concept of SMRs, this development should not be seen as a silver bullet such that we loose track of the tremendous effort still required looking ahead at least 50+ years in order for us to even start to see some re-balancing benefits. The harder tasks and solutions will still need to be dealt with as well in order to add to what is proposed here.

So by all means pick some low hanging fruit but we had better be building the ladders (technology) that are urgently needed to get us to the prize fruits higher up!

So it is possible for Jeff Bezos to lose: Court dismisses Blue Origin complaint about Moon contract award to Elon Musk

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A Rhyme

Old Bill Shat(i)ner space ship as it soared up high,

in Zero-G he pressed the flush and the captains log went floating by.

Zuckerberg wants to create a make-believe world in which you can hide from all the damage Facebook has done

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M ulti-billionaire

E gotist

T inkers

A round (the edges)

Good Grief! Ransomware gang has only gone and pwned the NRA – or so it claims

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Coat

So it looks like they rifled through a few files on the servers.

<mines the one with the ammo clips in the pockets>

Assange psychiatrist misled judge over parentage of his kids, US tells High Court

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Like him or loathe him, he did play a part in shedding light on some pretty serious matters. But from a purely humanitarian perspective he sure as hell puts himself, and those close to him, through the mill over his beliefs!

Personally I would not wish any harm, psychiatric or otherwise , upon him.

My hope is that this can be swiftly resolved to the satisfaction of all parties involved. Seemingly endless retribution would seem not to achieve a great deal either way in this instance.

Facebook's greatest misses: The five nastiest bits from recent leaks

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There is always going to be misinformation everywhere, greatly enhanced by the existence of the internet and, in particular, by sites such as Facebook and Twitter, it is available to everyone who ever wants to seek it out. Subsequently we find ourselves in a feeding frenzy for the reaffirmation of our personally held biases, however minor they may seem to us as individuals. The landscape of social media sites reflects our inadequacies back at us, but we are blinded to that by simply seeking out reassurance - an internet playground where you seek out a group of people to cling to and either ignore or pour scorn on other groups, if you are so inclined and believe me, group behvioural pressure is very powerful (look at history). So we have an internet playground with all the bullying and hatred that occurs in almost every school playground - but crucially amplified up to 11 if you really want it that way! - which effectively drowns out any alternative voices. All that is sold to you as shiny and glittery goodness does not have a heart of gold and is not the promised land of the internet - because human nature cancels that bit out rather quickly. For those like Zuckerberg, to have the vision in order to turn all this into hard ca$h and monetize the basest aspects of human nature must surely display both brilliant foresight and a true understanding of human behavior.

Online harms don’t need dangerous legislation, they need a spot of naval action

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Alert

Make a start with . . .

Even before opting to install, let alone when opened, each and every social network app is required to have (exactly the same), full-screen banner warning of the potential personal hurt, damage and dangers that lurk within! Akin to the wrapping on cigarette packets etc. Said banner should remain on screen for 30 seconds (with no other activity permitted in that time), and be subtly updated/edited over time (months etc.), so that it is less easy to ignore. Non-compliant networks will be both banned and fined etc.

There are 875 million good reasons why the paperless office won't happen soon

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So that's what MFD stands for! I could have sworn it stood for: Mal-Functions Daily!

Russia-based criminals are still the UK's number 1 cyber-foe, NSO Group's wares a 'red flag' says NCSC chief

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Build Back Better British Bit Bothering Bots!

Boeing's Calamity Capsule might take to space once again ... in the first half of 2022

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Pro Tip - -> WD40

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Waymo, Cruise get green light from California's DMV for self-driving taxi services

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OMG! I have just been for another regular beauty augmentaion therapy treatment appointment and when I came out two hours later, looking a tad like I had just been through six rounds with Tyson Fury, the facial recognition system in my brand new car would NOT allow me to start my own vehicle! It said "Driver could not be verified"! Just how am I going to get back home to my exclusive prestige condo?

Samsung is planning to reverse-engineer the human brain on to a chip

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I think, therefore I am, waiting for an update to complete, please do not turn me off whilst the update is in progress.

Court of Appeal says AI software cannot be listed as patent inventor

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Let us suppose that an AI system were to be granted a patent, my question would be: What should happen to the assignment of that patent ownership if/when said AI system undergoes an update/upgrade procedure which changes the nature of the underlying programme code such that it is no longer recognisable as it's former instance and no longer behaves in a manner entirely equitable with it's former instance/system?

UK funds hydrogen-powered cargo submarine to torpedo maritime emissions by 2050

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Re: Box ticking

So long as we are going to use Build Back Boris Britain Better Boxes for those ticks. This must be all part of Leveling Up, you have to start at the bottom (trough) and somewhere near the seabed is just that. Also, it will be a great story for Cop(OUT)26.

Intel's Mobileye unveils first 'production-grade fully electric self-driving vehicle,' partners with Sixt for Munich launch

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Oh damn and double blast! It has been pointed out to me by a fellow researcher at the establishment where I pass my time, that in all likelihood the outcome of the scenario that I outlined above, would result in the electronic-type computer "brains" controlling the vehicle, rapidly coming to the conclusion, through means of machine learning and algorithms etc., that having a squidgy meat-bag of a human draped over the front of the car in no way impedes forward progress and normal driving! Thus, potentially, foreshadowing the rise of the machines etc.! Upon reflection then, perhaps it would be more prudent to have said CEO merely as a front-seat passenger for the duration of the demonstration.

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Regulatory approval or not, over recent months I have come to the conclusion that prior to such vehicles being publicly launched, the CEO of whatever company it is, should be strapped, comfortably, with adequate padding etc., to the front of said vehicle and stay in place for at least three months of everyday use, allowing for adequate sleep/food/toilet breaks etc. This way potential buyers will, I feel, be able to pass sound judgment on the validity of the claims made regarding the safety of such contraptions! I know I may sound like the nay sayers who railed against Stevenson's Rocket, but I feel very strongly that the proof really is in the eating of this particular pudding!

Astronomers detect burps of interstellar cannibal from 480 million light years away

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Has the Competition Monopolies and Mergers Board been informed of this potentially hostile takeover? Questions need to be asked!

Big data means big money for the UK government as £2bn tender mooted

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I read that as "Clown Commercial Service", but don't worry, I feel sure that all our important personal big data will be perfectly safe, even when and/or if it is all sold off and/or hacked! Perfectly safe /s

Trial of Theranos boss Elizabeth Holmes begins: She plans to say her boyfriend and COO Balwani abused her

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Coat

I understand that, here in the UK at least, courtroom proceedings are to be broadcast on day-time TV, using the title "Holmes Under the Hammer". (mine are the long black robes and the funny antique hair piece, ta)

Perseverance to take a second stab at Martian rocks ... but first it has to scratch'n'sniff

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". . disintegrated to dust and there was no solid core to collect. "

That's it! Mars is made entirely out of dry-wall/plaster board! Some alien, planet bothering / diy enthusiasts, must have put it together just for a laugh millions of years ago!

This way up: James Webb Space Telescope gets ready for shipment after final tests

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"Oh what a tangled Webb we weave" - said everybody in the final payload preparation team (probably).

British defence supplier Ultra Electronics to be sold for £2.6bn to US-controlled firm

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Sustainable War™®

Well now lets see, there's lots of stuff that is Green in the military, so yeah, there's that - right?

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Warfare is, after all, only a commercial matter - nothing to see here, move along there!

Pi calculated to '62.8 trillion digits' with a pair of 32-core AMD Epyc chips, 1TB RAM, 510TB disk space

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Sponsorhip Deal

I can't help thinking that the marketing folks at Greggs missed an opportunity for adverstising / sponsorship here - I mean think of all those pies, amiright!

Naughty karaoke is China's next tech crackdown target

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"report naughty songs"

I thought for a brief moment that I was reading the outline of an hitherto unseen Monty Python sketch.

Ex-health secretary said 'vast majority' were 'onside' with GP data grab. Consumer champion Which? reckons 20 million don't even know what it is

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NHS Stealth Secretary

Well I'm rather glad he's gone at least. But if NHS Digital want to engage with the public over this, then I would suggest that the best way is to; (1) Opt Out all individuals from the start! (2) Write to all individuals, explaining clearly what is intended and how their personal health data is to be used and by whom. (3) Back that all up with a comprehensive TV / Internet information campaign. (4) Then ask people if they would still like to sign up to it - with the option of reversing that decision at any time in the future.

I think any loss of trust should be directed towards ministers and their cronies, not what is left of the NHS as a whole.

My own awareness, of this and earlier related stories, came about through this worthy web site and it's many contributors!

Latest Windows 11 Preview a well-rounded update – literally

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Roundness

Perhaps Microsoft should have called it: Windows O

Alan Turing Institute to spend UK.gov grants on AI for air traffic control and banking

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@JassMan - What, you mean use it to demonstrate things like reducing vert/horiz separation, increased flight density (as you suggest) and then adding greater capacity / runways to every airport in the country - all because they can demonstrate that it's "building back better", greener, more fuel efficient and because humanity really, really needs us to be able to spread diseases globally at high capacity. Hmmmm. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? - the latest buzz-words are built into the shiny shiny machines, don'tcha know!. And if and when it does go wrong - it will just be because the silly humins weren't able to react fast enough to thier AI Overloards instructions etc.

Peers question experts over UK police use of AI, facial recognition tech

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It is high time that we all have permanent QR codes tattooed onto our foreheads is it not! The gubermint has missed a trick in recent times by not insisting such indelible markings be done when administering a vaccine! Otherwise the QR roll out should be started at birth, or soonish thereafter. By implementing this cost effective and simple, low tech solution, the scanners, databases and cameras would all start to work flawlessly! Or, at least, better flawlessly than wot they do at present! I commend the motion to the house. Ain't it the truth tho - just a thought /s

Teen turned away from roller rink after AI wrongly identifies her as banned troublemaker

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AI - Farcical Recognition

So, in order for this all singing all dancing wonderful AI technology (that is going to make all our lives so much better), to work - we need to re-introduce segregation!!! Yeah - go human advancement!

We can at least be grateful that the cameras were not, as yet, attached to mini-gun auto turrets - that will perhaps be a future update!

Hubble, Hubble, toil and trouble: NASA pores over moth-eaten manuals ahead of switch to backup hardware

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Alien

If it all fails to come back up then perhaps they could turn it into one of those IOT doorbell systems for alien visitors to use? Just a thought.

Where's the boss? Ah right, thorough deep-dive audit. On the boardroom table. Gotcha

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"An eclectic mix, even for the era."

Of course they was all bleedin eclectic! All computers are eclectic - they either plug in the wall or run off batteries aint it!

Dell bigwig: Expect another 6 months of supply woes. Oh, hello Windows 11

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Re: "there are about 700 million PCs out there that are older than four years"

But . . but . . what am I to do! When the level1 and level2 cache is full up on my cpu, I throw the whole thing away into landfill and buy a brand new one! It degrades performance you know! (joke)