* Posts by Jane

3 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Sep 2007

Support chap's Sonic Screwdriver fixes PC as user fumes in disbelief

Jane

Witchcraft?

Back in the 1990s I was working in a sixth form college. The science department had a number of Acorn Archimedes and I was called out one day to one where the mouse was behaving oddly. I knew those things had an optical mouse that wasn't light-tight and as soon as I went in to the room I noticed that the whole desk was in bright sunlight.

So I moved slightly so that I was casting a shadow over the mouse (and still a good ten feet away from it) an said 'I think you'll find it's all right now'. The lecturer's face was a picture as he tried to work out what I'd done!

I had to tell him, so that he could relocate the desk out of the sun...

Free passports for WWII generation hit 500,000

Jane
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What's all this about travelling, young man?

Thanks to the money laundering regulations, every one has to provide ID when opening a bank/savings account. Over 80s mostly don't have a driving licence - if they're in a home they don't have utility bills either. A passport's the only option - and how are they going to afford that on a state pension?

Free passports for all OAPs please!

Smiley celebrates 25th birthday

Jane

Smileys are much older than that

My mother was a typist in the 1930-40s. She remembers using them in the office then - not in official correspondence, though.