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BOFH: State of a job, eh? Roll the Endless Requests for Further Information protocol

81 posts, Latest by BOFHfollower at Monday 10th December 2018 11:29 GMT

BOFH: Is everybody ready for the meeting? Grab a crayon – let's get technical

110 posts, Latest by Pirate Dave at Monday 3rd December 2018 15:08 GMT

BOFH: Got that syncing feeling, hm? I've looked at your computer and the Outlook isn't great

88 posts, Latest by 9Rune5 at Wednesday 20th June 2018 05:47 GMT

BOFH: Their bright orange plumage warns other species, 'Back off! I'm dangerous!'

154 posts, Latest by magickmark at Friday 15th June 2018 09:49 GMT

BOFH: But I did log in to the portal, Dave

133 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Wednesday 6th June 2018 14:03 GMT

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

107 posts, Latest by FeRDNYC at Saturday 5th May 2018 04:22 GMT

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

71 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Thursday 31st May 2018 11:01 GMT

BOFH: Give me a lever long enough and a fool, I mean a fulcrum and ....

137 posts, Latest by rskurat at Sunday 8th July 2018 00:40 GMT

BOFH: Honourable misconduct

81 posts, Latest by Omgwtfbbqtime at Wednesday 18th April 2018 11:07 GMT

BOFH: Turn your server rack hotspot to a server rack notspot

82 posts, Latest by FeRDNYC at Friday 2nd March 2018 22:03 GMT

BOFH: We want you to know you have our full support

88 posts, Latest by quxinot at Thursday 22nd February 2018 05:21 GMT

BOFH: Buttock And Departmental Defence ... As A Service

74 posts, Latest by YetAnotherLocksmith at Thursday 26th April 2018 10:07 GMT

BOFH: The trouble with, er, windows installs

53 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 9th February 2018 16:14 GMT

BOFH: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

54 posts, Latest by YetAnotherLocksmith at Thursday 26th April 2018 09:51 GMT

BOFH: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast?

89 posts, Latest by fajensen at Monday 20th November 2017 12:24 GMT

BOFH: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail?

63 posts, Latest by Slow Joe Crow at Thursday 26th October 2017 15:28 GMT

BOFH: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss

35 posts, Latest by rototype at Wednesday 4th October 2017 14:37 GMT

BOFH: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits

58 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Tuesday 19th September 2017 14:13 GMT

BOFH: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY

77 posts, Latest by Marshalltown at Friday 1st September 2017 23:21 GMT

BOFH: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on

159 posts, Latest by AndyD 8-)₹ at Wednesday 29th November 2017 18:13 GMT

BOFH: Putting the commitment into committee

118 posts, Latest by William Towle at Monday 3rd July 2017 13:15 GMT

BOFH: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour

97 posts, Latest by patrickstar at Tuesday 4th July 2017 10:58 GMT

BOFH: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back

90 posts, Latest by wowfood at Monday 5th June 2017 09:54 GMT

BOFH: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have

60 posts, Latest by tlhonmey at Tuesday 2nd May 2017 22:26 GMT

BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

98 posts, Latest by zuyq5def at Thursday 1st February 2018 22:10 GMT

BOFH: Don't back up in anger

99 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Saturday 8th July 2017 05:42 GMT

BOFH: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you

98 posts, Latest by Lost it at Saturday 4th March 2017 08:23 GMT

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

129 posts, Latest by pordzio at Tuesday 28th March 2017 14:33 GMT

BOFH: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample

82 posts, Latest by VanguardG at Monday 24th April 2017 20:24 GMT

BOFH: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym

52 posts, Latest by Colin Millar at Saturday 26th November 2016 22:20 GMT

BOFH: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones

112 posts, Latest by Loyal Commenter at Monday 21st November 2016 16:18 GMT

BOFH: The case of the suspicious red icon

86 posts, Latest by Myvekk at Thursday 22nd September 2016 03:36 GMT

BOFH: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade'

139 posts, Latest by bpfh at Friday 20th January 2017 11:57 GMT

BOFH: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain

56 posts, Latest by Gary Turner at Saturday 23rd July 2016 05:44 GMT

BOFH: Follow the paper trail

89 posts, Latest by Yag at Wednesday 3rd August 2016 11:57 GMT

BOFH: What's your point, caller?

60 posts, Latest by quxinot at Wednesday 8th June 2016 18:55 GMT

BOFH: Thermo-electric funeral

99 posts, Latest by tedleaf at Sunday 2nd April 2017 06:11 GMT

BOFH: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it

63 posts, Latest by PC Paul at Wednesday 20th April 2016 21:54 GMT

BOFH: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles

121 posts, Latest by Hazmoid at Wednesday 1st June 2016 04:56 GMT

BOFH: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon

67 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Tuesday 8th March 2016 03:44 GMT

BOFH: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery

43 posts, Latest by Mike Matthews at Saturday 19th March 2016 02:33 GMT

BOFH: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please

73 posts, Latest by Crisp at Friday 26th August 2016 12:24 GMT

BOFH: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it

59 posts, Latest by Paul Woodhouse at Monday 11th January 2016 16:25 GMT

BOFH: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks?

82 posts, Latest by Lord_Beavis at Saturday 23rd January 2016 16:17 GMT

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

71 posts, Latest by Lord_Beavis at Friday 15th January 2016 21:15 GMT

BOFH: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know

83 posts, Latest by Cpt Blue Bear at Wednesday 15th June 2016 00:15 GMT

BOFH: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE

91 posts, Latest by TAJW at Tuesday 20th October 2015 04:15 GMT

BOFH: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely

82 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Monday 2nd November 2015 23:20 GMT

BOFH: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall

43 posts, Latest by Trygve Henriksen at Friday 25th September 2015 18:13 GMT

BOFH: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one!

65 posts, Latest by fajensen at Thursday 27th August 2015 13:49 GMT


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