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UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

93 posts, Latest by cyberdemon at Saturday 22nd September 2018 23:37 GMT

Deliveroo to bike food to hungry fanbois queuing to buy iPhones

79 posts, Latest by Fruit and Nutcase at Saturday 22nd September 2018 14:37 GMT

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

63 posts, Latest by WereWoof at Friday 21st September 2018 00:16 GMT

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

100 posts, Latest by Ol'Peculier at Thursday 20th September 2018 11:21 GMT

Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax'

93 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at Saturday 22nd September 2018 14:52 GMT

Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos

73 posts, Latest by Frenchie Lad at Friday 21st September 2018 08:32 GMT

US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted

59 posts, Latest by onefang at Monday 17th September 2018 08:35 GMT

A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes

90 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 21st September 2018 11:34 GMT

Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot

40 posts, Latest by Ken Moorhouse at Monday 10th September 2018 19:03 GMT

You can buy Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins' mansion for a cool $13m

9 posts, Latest by Rob Fisher at Friday 31st August 2018 07:26 GMT

Don't let Google dox me on Lumen Database, nameless man begs

75 posts, Latest by lukewarmdog at Monday 3rd September 2018 13:16 GMT

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

84 posts, Latest by PM from Hell at Tuesday 4th September 2018 15:34 GMT

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

89 posts, Latest by Uffish at Friday 31st August 2018 20:16 GMT

OMG! Battle looms over WTF! trademarks

48 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 31st August 2018 19:39 GMT

Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts

103 posts, Latest by cortland at Thursday 6th September 2018 10:03 GMT

Southport: Come for a round of golf, stay for the flesh-eating STIs

35 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at Monday 3rd September 2018 11:55 GMT

UK's info commish is having a howler: Site dies amid 'plagiarised' GDPR book scandal

16 posts, Latest by saif at Saturday 25th August 2018 08:00 GMT

Somerset boozer prepares to declare its inn-dependence from UK

36 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Thursday 23rd August 2018 16:02 GMT

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

54 posts, Latest by ivan5 at Tuesday 21st August 2018 19:41 GMT

The Death of the Gods: Not scared of tech yet? You haven't been paying attention

25 posts, Latest by gregoryg1 at Wednesday 22nd August 2018 19:05 GMT

The future of humanity: A Bluetooth ball hitting your face – forever

52 posts, Latest by Chairman of the Bored at Saturday 25th August 2018 02:36 GMT

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

108 posts, Latest by Mooseman at Friday 14th September 2018 10:43 GMT

What do a meth, coke, molly, heroin stash and Vegas allegedly have in common? Broadcom cofounder Henry Nicolas

58 posts, Latest by jmch at Monday 20th August 2018 13:17 GMT

Devon County Council techies: WE KNOW IT WASN'T YOU!

144 posts, Latest by Alan Brown at Monday 13th August 2018 23:35 GMT

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

92 posts, Latest by Geoffrey W at Thursday 9th August 2018 18:09 GMT

Click this link and you can get The Register banned in China

140 posts, Latest by jake at Tuesday 7th August 2018 18:12 GMT

I'll have two pints of Blockchain Brew and a half of Cloudy Bollocks

12 posts, Latest by Real Ale is Best at Wednesday 8th August 2018 16:57 GMT

Oz retro computer collection in dire straits, bulldozers on horizon

14 posts, Latest by Shred at Thursday 9th August 2018 17:02 GMT

Ecuador's Prez talking to UK about Assange's six-year London Embassy stay – reports

99 posts, Latest by Jove at Tuesday 7th August 2018 23:40 GMT

What if tech moguls brewed real ale?

126 posts, Latest by William Higinbotham at Friday 10th August 2018 04:26 GMT

‘Elders of the Internet’ apologise for social media, recommend Trump filters to fix it

71 posts, Latest by Charles 9 at Sunday 22nd July 2018 01:01 GMT

Crooks swipe plutonium, cesium from US govt nuke wranglers' car. And yes, it's still missing

77 posts, Latest by the Jim bloke at Monday 30th July 2018 06:41 GMT

It's 2018 so, of course, climate.news is sold to climate change deniers

93 posts, Latest by Spacedinvader at Monday 6th August 2018 15:28 GMT

Fix this faxing hell! NHS told to stop hanging onto archaic tech

149 posts, Latest by onefang at Tuesday 14th August 2018 02:41 GMT

Adtech-for-sex biz tells blockchain consent app firm, 'hold my beer'

47 posts, Latest by Swarthy at Monday 16th July 2018 18:10 GMT

Fresh cup of WTF with lunch? TeamViewer's big in Twitter's domination-as-a-service scene

25 posts, Latest by BlueAdmiral at Friday 20th July 2018 13:37 GMT

And in current affairs: Rogue raccoon blacks out city power grid after shocking misstep

51 posts, Latest by JPeasmould at Tuesday 4th September 2018 10:19 GMT

Every step you take: We track you for your own safety, you know?

100 posts, Latest by onefang at Tuesday 10th July 2018 06:42 GMT

Boeing embraces Embraer to take off in regional jet market

36 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Saturday 7th July 2018 11:18 GMT

What a flap: SIM swiped from slain stork's GPS tracker used to rack up $2,700 phone bill

54 posts, Latest by Anonymous Cow Herder at Tuesday 10th July 2018 15:53 GMT

Bankrupt Aussie Hells Angel scoops £750k lottery jackpot

40 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 6th July 2018 19:21 GMT

RIP Peter Firmin: Clangers creator dies aged 89

81 posts, Latest by dajames at Monday 9th July 2018 10:19 GMT

Foot lose: Idiot perv's shoe-mounted upskirt vid camera explodes

79 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 13:22 GMT

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

163 posts, Latest by Stuart Castle at Thursday 16th August 2018 10:30 GMT

Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

55 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at Monday 2nd July 2018 16:24 GMT

Jimmy Hill feted in Shoreditch

28 posts, Latest by Rich 11 at Wednesday 4th July 2018 09:17 GMT

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

222 posts, Latest by mikevp at Tuesday 10th July 2018 08:54 GMT

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

81 posts, Latest by Eduard Coli at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 16:31 GMT

Great news, cask beer fans: UK shortage of CO2 menaces fizzy crap taking up tap space

118 posts, Latest by Sequin at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 14:23 GMT

Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters

47 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 13th July 2018 10:05 GMT

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