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‘Elders of the Internet’ apologise for social media, recommend Trump filters to fix it

70 posts, Latest by Francis Boyle at Thursday 19th July 2018 13:00 GMT

Crooks swipe plutonium, cesium from US govt nuke wranglers' car. And yes, it's still missing

75 posts, Latest by $till$kint at Wednesday 18th July 2018 21:34 GMT

It's 2018 so, of course, climate.news is sold to climate change deniers

91 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Wednesday 18th July 2018 19:28 GMT

Fix this faxing hell! NHS told to stop hanging onto archaic tech

139 posts, Latest by Bavaria Blu at Wednesday 18th July 2018 15:18 GMT

Adtech-for-sex biz tells blockchain consent app firm, 'hold my beer'

47 posts, Latest by Swarthy at Monday 16th July 2018 18:10 GMT

Fresh cup of WTF with lunch? TeamViewer's big in Twitter's domination-as-a-service scene

24 posts, Latest by imanidiot at Thursday 12th July 2018 08:07 GMT

And in current affairs: Rogue raccoon blacks out city power grid after shocking misstep

50 posts, Latest by HieronymusBloggs at Friday 13th July 2018 18:53 GMT

Every step you take: We track you for your own safety, you know?

100 posts, Latest by onefang at Tuesday 10th July 2018 06:42 GMT

Boeing embraces Embraer to take off in regional jet market

36 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Saturday 7th July 2018 11:18 GMT

What a flap: SIM swiped from slain stork's GPS tracker used to rack up $2,700 phone bill

54 posts, Latest by Anonymous Cow Herder at Tuesday 10th July 2018 15:53 GMT

Bankrupt Aussie Hells Angel scoops £750k lottery jackpot

40 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 6th July 2018 19:21 GMT

RIP Peter Firmin: Clangers creator dies aged 89

81 posts, Latest by dajames at Monday 9th July 2018 10:19 GMT

Foot lose: Idiot perv's shoe-mounted upskirt vid camera explodes

79 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 13:22 GMT

Automated payment machines do NOT work the same all over the world – as I found out

162 posts, Latest by Cpt Blue Bear at Wednesday 11th July 2018 23:27 GMT

Science fiction legend Harlan Ellison ends his short time on Earth

55 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at Monday 2nd July 2018 16:24 GMT

Jimmy Hill feted in Shoreditch

28 posts, Latest by Rich 11 at Wednesday 4th July 2018 09:17 GMT

Creep travels half the world to harass online teen gamer… and gets shot by her mom – cops

222 posts, Latest by mikevp at Tuesday 10th July 2018 08:54 GMT

UK Foreign Office offers Assange a doctor if he leaves Ecuador embassy

81 posts, Latest by Eduard Coli at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 16:31 GMT

Great news, cask beer fans: UK shortage of CO2 menaces fizzy crap taking up tap space

118 posts, Latest by Sequin at Tuesday 3rd July 2018 14:23 GMT

Norwegian tourist board says it can't a-fjord the bad publicity from 'Land of Chlamydia' posters

47 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 13th July 2018 10:05 GMT

El Reg works with Byte Night to put techies out on the streets

16 posts, Latest by leftwing47 at Wednesday 27th June 2018 14:53 GMT

Have YOU had your breakfast pint? Boffins confirm cheeky daily tipple is good for you

101 posts, Latest by jake at Wednesday 27th June 2018 09:08 GMT

MSDN unleashes a fresh round of unintentional innuendo bingo

81 posts, Latest by Scott Marshall at Monday 2nd July 2018 04:07 GMT

Swiss cops will 'tolerate' World Cup rabble-rousers – for 60 minutes

60 posts, Latest by Geekpride at Thursday 19th July 2018 12:45 GMT

Shatner's solar-powered Bitcoin gambit wouldn't power a deflector shield

51 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Wednesday 4th July 2018 08:35 GMT

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

180 posts, Latest by jake at Thursday 12th July 2018 17:04 GMT

ICO smites Bible Society, well fines it £100k...

50 posts, Latest by ro55mo at Thursday 14th June 2018 12:11 GMT

In defence of online ads: The 'net ain't free and you ain't paying

253 posts, Latest by bigtreeman at Sunday 15th July 2018 19:46 GMT

British egg producers saddened by Google salad emoji update

144 posts, Latest by jaffa99 at Wednesday 13th June 2018 12:22 GMT

Japanese fashion puts the oo-er into trousers

41 posts, Latest by onefang at Saturday 9th June 2018 05:52 GMT

Fingered: Pants-down 'poo jogger' alleged to be corp exec

40 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 22nd June 2018 06:19 GMT

Tor-forker Joshua Yabut cuffed for armoured personnel carrier joyride

53 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 8th June 2018 22:35 GMT

Mailshot meltdown as Wessex Water gets sweary about a poor chap called Tom

40 posts, Latest by Martin an gof at Thursday 7th June 2018 19:33 GMT

Ex-US pres Bill Clinton has written a cyber-attack pulp thriller. With James Patterson. Really

44 posts, Latest by Michael Wojcik at Friday 8th June 2018 20:39 GMT

You have suffered without red-headed emoji for too long. That changes Tuesday

58 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Thursday 7th June 2018 15:55 GMT

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

45 posts, Latest by Anonymous Cow Herder at Wednesday 13th June 2018 12:13 GMT

Platinum partner had 'affair' with my wife – then Oracle screwed me, ex-sales boss claims

21 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Monday 11th June 2018 14:17 GMT

Foolish foodies duped into thinking Greggs salads are posh nosh

134 posts, Latest by Mycho at Friday 8th June 2018 15:01 GMT

Game over: Atari cofounder Ted Dabney dies aged 81

11 posts, Latest by Jeffrey Nonken at Thursday 31st May 2018 15:35 GMT

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

103 posts, Latest by BitCoward at Friday 1st June 2018 15:38 GMT

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

65 posts, Latest by RobertsonCR7 at Thursday 21st June 2018 19:35 GMT

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

90 posts, Latest by onefang at Thursday 24th May 2018 21:47 GMT

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

92 posts, Latest by Lance S at Friday 8th June 2018 20:29 GMT

Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

344 posts, Latest by Anonymous Cow Herder at Tuesday 12th June 2018 14:34 GMT

Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat

61 posts, Latest by GruntyMcPugh at Monday 21st May 2018 09:13 GMT

Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

216 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 13th July 2018 16:32 GMT

Bowel down: Laxative brownies brought to colleague's leaving bash

62 posts, Latest by JimboSmith at Thursday 17th May 2018 22:25 GMT

Airbus windscreen fell out at 32,000 feet

142 posts, Latest by Simon Baxendale at Monday 4th June 2018 13:31 GMT

German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way

67 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 1st June 2018 11:28 GMT

You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block

115 posts, Latest by onefang at Sunday 27th May 2018 12:27 GMT

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