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Townsfolk left deeply unsatisfied by Bury St Edmunds' 'twig' of a Christmas tree

59 posts, Latest by GruntyMcPugh at Monday 12th November 2018 15:16 GMT

Bill Gates joined on stage by jar of poop as he confesses deep love for talking about toilets

41 posts, Latest by onefang at Sunday 11th November 2018 03:55 GMT

Stairway to edam: Swiss bloke blasts roquefort his cheese, thinks Led Zep might make it tastier

68 posts, Latest by ukgnome at Friday 9th November 2018 08:15 GMT

ZX Spectrum reboot scandal man sits on Steve Bannon design tech shindig committee

35 posts, Latest by boltar at Wednesday 7th November 2018 13:48 GMT

Imperial bringing in budget holograms to teach students

20 posts, Latest by Chozo at Friday 9th November 2018 23:21 GMT

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

119 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at Sunday 11th November 2018 00:58 GMT

Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette

82 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Wednesday 7th November 2018 14:10 GMT

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

107 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at Wednesday 7th November 2018 14:47 GMT

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

122 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Wednesday 7th November 2018 14:34 GMT

Manchester man fined £1,440 after neighbours couldn't open windows for stench of dog toffee

81 posts, Latest by Simon Harris at Friday 9th November 2018 11:47 GMT

Californian chap sets his folks' home on fire by successfully taking out spiders with blowtorch

54 posts, Latest by Sweep at Tuesday 30th October 2018 16:08 GMT

Assange catgate hearing halted as Ecuador hunts around for someone who speaks Australian

78 posts, Latest by disgustedoftunbridgewells at Friday 2nd November 2018 12:31 GMT

Yer a solicitor, 'arry! Indian uni takes cues from 'Potterverse' to teach students law

28 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Monday 29th October 2018 13:54 GMT

Uncool: Google won't be setting up shop in disused Berlin electrical substation

47 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Tuesday 30th October 2018 08:50 GMT

Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?

175 posts, Latest by Paul A. Walker at Friday 9th November 2018 10:56 GMT

Science: Broke brats glued to the web while silk-stocking scions have better things to do

72 posts, Latest by Prst. V.Jeltz at Monday 29th October 2018 10:15 GMT

Cops called after pair enter Canadian home and give it a good clean

112 posts, Latest by Donn Bly at Monday 5th November 2018 23:04 GMT

FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal

66 posts, Latest by disgruntled yank at Thursday 25th October 2018 14:23 GMT

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

184 posts, Latest by Orv at Monday 29th October 2018 18:09 GMT

Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs

98 posts, Latest by silks at Tuesday 23rd October 2018 10:52 GMT

Insects with farts that smell like coriander assist in covering up Paris's aroma d'urine

31 posts, Latest by jake at Thursday 25th October 2018 08:01 GMT

From dank memes to Krispy Kremes: British uni eggheads claim viral lol pics make kids fat

63 posts, Latest by hplasm at Monday 22nd October 2018 13:37 GMT

Chinese biz baron wants to shove his artificial moon where the sun doesn't shine – literally

109 posts, Latest by the Jim bloke at Thursday 25th October 2018 08:46 GMT

Leaked memo: No internet until you clean your bathroom, Ecuador told Julian Assange

160 posts, Latest by Killing Time at Friday 19th October 2018 20:53 GMT

RIP Paul Allen: Microsoft cofounder billionaire dies at 65 after facing third bout with cancer

74 posts, Latest by William Towle at Thursday 18th October 2018 08:08 GMT

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave me tea... pigs-in-blankets-flavoured tea

144 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at Monday 15th October 2018 14:57 GMT

Indiegogo pulls handheld airport pervscanners off crowdfunding platform

40 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Monday 15th October 2018 20:32 GMT

On the seventh anniversary of Steve Jobs' death, we give you 7 times he served humanity and acted as an example to others

173 posts, Latest by DJSpuddyLizard at Wednesday 17th October 2018 13:32 GMT

Sun billionaire Khosla discovers life's a beach after US Supreme Court refuses to hear him out

60 posts, Latest by Charles 9 at Wednesday 10th October 2018 20:04 GMT

'Incommunicado' Assange anoints new WikiLeaks editor in chief

65 posts, Latest by Jove at Tuesday 2nd October 2018 02:33 GMT

Don't get THAT personal, says personalised cards firm Moonpig. Dick pics. They mean dick pics

54 posts, Latest by tiggity at Monday 1st October 2018 12:46 GMT

Overexcitable UK ads regulator gabbles that Amazon broke EU law

20 posts, Latest by aks at Thursday 27th September 2018 18:12 GMT

UKIP doubled price of condoms for sale at party conference

86 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Sunday 30th September 2018 19:28 GMT

UKIP flogs latex love gloves: Because Brexit means Brexit

124 posts, Latest by Pat Harkin at Tuesday 25th September 2018 09:06 GMT

Deliveroo to bike food to hungry fanbois queuing to buy iPhones

79 posts, Latest by Fruit and Nutcase at Saturday 22nd September 2018 14:37 GMT

Man cuffed for testing fruit with bum cheek pre-purchase

64 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at Thursday 4th October 2018 14:41 GMT

First Boeing 777 (aged 24) makes its last flight – to a museum

107 posts, Latest by lardheppus at Wednesday 24th October 2018 06:21 GMT

Leeds hospital launches campaign to 'axe the fax'

94 posts, Latest by Prst. V.Jeltz at Tuesday 2nd October 2018 11:10 GMT

Trump shouldn't criticise the news media, says Amazon's Jeff Bezos

74 posts, Latest by deadlockvictim at Wednesday 26th September 2018 14:33 GMT

US govt concedes that you can indeed f**k Nazis online: Domain-name swear ban lifted

59 posts, Latest by onefang at Monday 17th September 2018 08:35 GMT

A flash of inspiration sees techie get dirty to fix hospital's woes

90 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 21st September 2018 11:34 GMT

Software dev-turned-councillor launches rubbish* chatbot

40 posts, Latest by Ken Moorhouse at Monday 10th September 2018 19:03 GMT

You can buy Cisco CEO Chuck Robbins' mansion for a cool $13m

9 posts, Latest by Rob Fisher at Friday 31st August 2018 07:26 GMT

Don't let Google dox me on Lumen Database, nameless man begs

75 posts, Latest by lukewarmdog at Monday 3rd September 2018 13:16 GMT

Experimental 'insult bot' gets out of hand during unsupervised weekend

84 posts, Latest by PM from Hell at Tuesday 4th September 2018 15:34 GMT

Quit that job and earn $185k... cleaning up San Francisco's notoriously crappy sidewalks

89 posts, Latest by Uffish at Friday 31st August 2018 20:16 GMT

OMG! Battle looms over WTF! trademarks

48 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at Friday 31st August 2018 19:39 GMT

Abracadabra! Tales of unexpected sysadmagic and dabbling in dark arts

103 posts, Latest by cortland at Thursday 6th September 2018 10:03 GMT

Southport: Come for a round of golf, stay for the flesh-eating STIs

35 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at Monday 3rd September 2018 11:55 GMT

UK's info commish is having a howler: Site dies amid 'plagiarised' GDPR book scandal

16 posts, Latest by saif at Saturday 25th August 2018 08:00 GMT

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