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Also known as where's the sodding IT angle!

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

101 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 25 May 2018

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

63 posts, Latest by anothercynic at 25 May 2018

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

90 posts, Latest by onefang at 24 May 2018

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

91 posts, Latest by Mooseman at 24 May 2018

Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

333 posts, Latest by EnviableOne at 25 May 2018

Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat

61 posts, Latest by GruntyMcPugh at 21 May 2018

Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

211 posts, Latest by Glenturret Single Malt at 21 May 2018

Bowel down: Laxative brownies brought to colleague's leaving bash

62 posts, Latest by JimboSmith at 17 May 2018

Airbus windscreen fell out at 32,000 feet

141 posts, Latest by disgustedoftunbridgewells at 21 May 2018

German IKEA trip fracas assembles over trolley right of way

65 posts, Latest by Steve Carr at 24 May 2018

You've got pr0n: Yes, smut by email is latest workaround for UK's looming cock block

113 posts, Latest by disgustedoftunbridgewells at 23 May 2018

Chap charged with fraud after mail for UPS global HQ floods Chicago flat

44 posts, Latest by rskurat at 14 May 2018

Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen

66 posts, Latest by JakeMS at 13 May 2018

Australian foreplay: Bum-biting in an underground hole

20 posts, Latest by onefang at 11 May 2018

Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling)

91 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 10 May 2018

New Monty Python movie to turn old jokes into new royalties

72 posts, Latest by Not That Andrew at 14 May 2018

Mystery crapper comes a cropper

24 posts, Latest by Kernel at 6 May 2018

The steaks have never been higher: Swiss Lidl is selling local cannabis

29 posts, Latest by phuzz at 4 May 2018

Texas residents start naming adopted drains

71 posts, Latest by Cederic at 4 May 2018

No top-ups, please, I'm a millennial: Lightweight yoof shunning booze like never before

152 posts, Latest by Gustavo Fring at 13 May 2018

Avengers: Infinity War: More Marvel-ous moolah for comic film-erverse, probably

40 posts, Latest by Mooseman at 4 May 2018

There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic!

25 posts, Latest by The Oncoming Scorn at 27 Apr 2018

Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall

61 posts, Latest by Jon 37 at 4 May 2018

Bungling cops try to use dead chap's fingers to unlock his smartmobe

39 posts, Latest by Anonymous Cow Herder at 25 Apr 2018

Drama brews on high seas as Playmobil ship running out of steam

15 posts, Latest by Youngone at 22 Apr 2018

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

207 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 11 May 2018

There is no perceived IT generation gap: Young people really are thick

320 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 11 May 2018

Size does matter, chaps: Oversized todgers an evolutionary handicap

84 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 20 Apr 2018

Car-crash television: 'Excuse me ma'am, do you speak English?' 'Yes I do,' replies AMD's CEO

115 posts, Latest by RedCardinal at 24 Apr 2018

UK pub chain Wetherspoons' last call: ♫ Just a spoonful of Twitter – let's pull social media down ♫

82 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 17 Apr 2018

The first rule of maths class: Don't start a fight club

46 posts, Latest by Lost all faith... at 16 Apr 2018

Best thing about a smart toilet? You can take your mobile in without polluting it

89 posts, Latest by WereWoof at 17 Apr 2018

Donkey Wrong: Arcade legend Billy Mitchell booted from record books amid MAME row

60 posts, Latest by Charles 9 at 19 May 2018

'Dear Mr F*ckingjoking': UK PM Theresa May's mass marketing missive misses mark

143 posts, Latest by Omgwtfbbqtime at 18 Apr 2018

Penis pothole protester: Cambridge's 'Wanksy' art shows feted

86 posts, Latest by ShadowDragon8685 at 16 Apr 2018

Snubbed R Us: Microsoft eschews Vulture Consultants in Playmobil tech research

17 posts, Latest by TrumpSlurp the Troll at 13 Apr 2018

El Reg needs you – to help build an automated beer-transporting robot

165 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 26 Apr 2018

German sauna drags punters to court over naked truth

61 posts, Latest by Alan Brown at 12 Apr 2018

Fear the Reaper: Man hospitalised after eating red hot chilli pepper

137 posts, Latest by Nick Kew at 12 Apr 2018

UK 'wife'-carrying champion named

59 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 10 Apr 2018

My Tibetan digital detox lasted one morning, how about yours?

112 posts, Latest by Franco at 10 Apr 2018

My PC makes ‘negative energy waves’, said user, then demanded fix

259 posts, Latest by Inventor of the Marmite Laser at 11 Apr 2018

Are meta, self-referential or recursive science-fiction films doomed?

136 posts, Latest by Michael Wojcik at 9 Apr 2018

Danish Navy expert finds no trace of exhaust gas in private submarine

69 posts, Latest by Not That Andrew at 14 May 2018

Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa

50 posts, Latest by GIRZiM at 5 Apr 2018

2001 set the standard for the next 50 years of hard (and some soft) sci-fi

121 posts, Latest by Unicornpiss at 6 Apr 2018

Which? leads decrepit email service behind barn, single shot rings out over valley

49 posts, Latest by dieseltaylor at 9 Apr 2018

2001: A Space Odyssey has haunted pop culture with anxiety about rogue AIs for half a century

168 posts, Latest by Nick Gibbins at 18 Apr 2018

Super Cali goes ballistic, Starbucks is on notice: Expensive milky coffee is something quite cancerous

88 posts, Latest by madick at 9 Apr 2018

Happy 100th birthday to the Royal Air Force

55 posts, Latest by LeeE at 3 Apr 2018

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