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Nip/Tug: Plastic surgeon accused of mid-surgery 'hardcore' smut binge

29 posts, Latest by Ima Ballsy at 19 Mar 2018

Cyborg fined for riding train without valid ticket

86 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 19 Mar 2018

Boeing ships its 10,000th 737

35 posts, Latest by Alan Brown at 16 Mar 2018

Millionaire-backed science fiction church to launch Scientology TV network

122 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 17 Mar 2018

Screw everything! French swingers campsite up for sale, owners 'tired'

105 posts, Latest by Dr_N at 13 Mar 2018

Ocado to stock cannabidiol-infused water

17 posts, Latest by wurdsmiff at 8 Mar 2018

Suspected drug dealer who refused to poo for 46 DAYS released... on bail

113 posts, Latest by Omgwtfbbqtime at 16 Mar 2018

Paul Allen's research vessel finds wreck of WWII US aircraft carrier

70 posts, Latest by Hans 1 at 12 Mar 2018

Apple's new 'spaceship' HQ brings the pane for unobservant workers

104 posts, Latest by onefang at 11 Mar 2018

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

24 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 7 Mar 2018

OK, who is shooting Apple staff buses in California? Knock it off

65 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at 17 Mar 2018

Britain ignores booze guidelines – heads for the pub

64 posts, Latest by Enarjay at 10 Mar 2018

Fancy owning a two-seat Second World War Messerschmitt fighter?

84 posts, Latest by SkippyBing at 11 Mar 2018

Oh honey! Oxfordshire abuzz with reports of a MEEELLION bees stolen

47 posts, Latest by ArrZarr at 5 Mar 2018

Star Paws: Attack of the clones

37 posts, Latest by LewisRage at 2 Mar 2018

Chilly willies: Swedish nudie nightclub opens in -11°C to disgust of locals

99 posts, Latest by Nicko at 6 Mar 2018

Neil Young slams Google, after you log in to read his rant with Google or Facebook

55 posts, Latest by Qwertius at 4 Mar 2018

NRA gives FCC boss Ajit Pai a gun as reward for killing net neutrality. Yeah, an actual gun

181 posts, Latest by JulieM at 28 Feb 2018

Billionaire's Babylon beach ban battle barrels toward Supreme Court

69 posts, Latest by John Brown (no body) at 27 Feb 2018

Vatican sets up dedicated exorcism training course

135 posts, Latest by Toni the terrible at 17 Mar 2018

A dog DNA database? You must be barking

92 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 26 Feb 2018

This job Win-blows! Microsoft made me pull '75-hour weeks' in a shopping mall kiosk

82 posts, Latest by Andrew Moore at 23 Feb 2018

Japan's Robo-Bartenders point to a golden future

75 posts, Latest by wallaby at 1 Mar 2018

Farts away! Plane makes unscheduled stop after man won't stop guffing

116 posts, Latest by Wensleydale Cheese at 25 Feb 2018

HomePod, you say? Sex sex sex, that's all you think about

73 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 8 Mar 2018

Iran: We have defeated evil nuclear-sensing Western lizards!

56 posts, Latest by Twanky at 18 Feb 2018

Aching bad: 'Kingpin Granny' nicked in huge prescription drugs bust

24 posts, Latest by Cyril at 26 Feb 2018

You dopes! US state's pot dealer database pwned after security goes up in smoke

33 posts, Latest by Clarecats at 18 Feb 2018

No sh*t, Sherlock! Bloke suspected of swallowing drug stash keeps colon schtum for 22 DAYS

121 posts, Latest by Charles 9 at 22 Feb 2018

Remember the Yorkie pizza horror? Here's who won our exclusive Reg merch...

58 posts, Latest by jake at 28 Feb 2018

Home taping revisited: A mic in each hand, pointing at speakers

176 posts, Latest by Luiz Abdala at 19 Mar 2018

It's been 50 years since those damn dirty apes took the planet by storm

75 posts, Latest by Tezfair at 11 Feb 2018

Game of Thrones showrunners to make Star Wars flicks

19 posts, Latest by CentralCoasty at 12 Feb 2018

No yolking matter: Google Translate cock-up gives Norwegians more than un œuf eggs

47 posts, Latest by J P at 12 Mar 2018

Electronic Frontier Foundation chap John Perry Barlow has died

12 posts, Latest by EarthDog at 9 Feb 2018

ASA tells Poundland and its teabagging elf: Enough with the smutty social ninja sh*t

65 posts, Latest by GruntyMcPugh at 12 Feb 2018

Basket case lawsuit: Fancy fruit florists flail Google over rotten ads, demand $200m damages

33 posts, Latest by Francis Boyle at 9 Feb 2018

Dori-no! PepsiCo boss says biz is planning to sell lady crisps

100 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 9 Feb 2018

A tiny Ohio village turned itself into a $3m speed-cam trap. Now it has to pay back the fines

144 posts, Latest by ShadowDragon8685 at 9 Feb 2018

Morrisons launches bizarre Yorkshire Pudding pizza thing

302 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 27 Feb 2018

Are you taking the peacock? United Airlines deny flight to 'emotional support' bird

138 posts, Latest by Charles 9 at 4 Feb 2018

Borked bog forces flight carrying 83 plumbers to bug out back to base

50 posts, Latest by Locky at 31 Jan 2018

Tsk-tsk, fat cat Softcat: Milk-slurping reseller taken to court

36 posts, Latest by ravenviz at 1 Feb 2018

Timeout everyone. Y'all know that Musk's $500 'flamethrower' is literally a Boring blowtorch?

64 posts, Latest by Sizzer_Runner at 1 Feb 2018

RIP Ursula K Le Guin: The wizard of Earthsea

72 posts, Latest by Clarecats at 4 Feb 2018

Brit escorts: Without the internet to keep us safe, we'd be totally screwed

40 posts, Latest by Ian 55 at 26 Jan 2018

Pope wants journalism like the Catholic church wants child sex abuse probes: Slow, aimless...

67 posts, Latest by Anonymous Coward at 29 Jan 2018

Camels disqualified from Saudi beauty contest for Botox-enhanced pouts

44 posts, Latest by CrazyOldCatMan at 25 Jan 2018

'There was no monetary incentive for this' = not what you want to hear about your tattoo

67 posts, Latest by Pedigree-Pete at 30 Jan 2018

If you can fart, you can earn $10,000

28 posts, Latest by James O'Brien at 30 Dec 2008

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