Re: But this is Windows...
... every version comes with a ticking timebomb.
So it's not the Penguin on top of you TV about to explode on the 14th.
They really should have aligned it (Windows self destruct) to the 12th Day of Christmas as put together a carol about it.
Hey, it's the Christmas present every true love wants.
All that's left is to wait for who claims responsibility, Al Sharpton, the IRA or British Gas (see you in a few decades Douglas, maybe sooner).
Biting the hand that feeds IT
