Re: Not the real problem anyway
"Well, Ok, I'll answer your questions, but it better not take too long, the traffic is quite nasty at the moment, and what with this rain..."
"Ok, well, the place I usually buy my groceries is...... SHHHHHHHHHHHHIT....."
[ plays prerecorded sound of car brakes screeching, then crash ]
[hangs up phone]
[puts phone back on the table whilst sitting on the sofa giggling like a kid]
Biting the hand that feeds IT
