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Creepy or super creepy? That is the question Mozilla's throwing at IoT Christmas pressies

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Re: Why buy this stuff in the first place?

The Hidrate [sic] Spark's website is that great border area between serious and satire:

"Syncs with Fitbit, Apple Watch & Health, Under Armour Record, Nokia Health Mate, and Google Fit.

These are optional fitness integrations. The bottle and app can be used without them."

"Proven to be accurate within 3% compared to manual recordings during a medical study."

"Keep an eye on friends and make sure they stay hydrated."

"Never lose your bottle. See your bottle's last synced location in the app."

And then a "benefits of water" section that interestingly enough fails to list "postpones death, but doesn't avert it".

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