I wish you could post photos on here, you have to see it to believe it.
You could go to one of the free photo hosting sites[1], upload there, and drop the link here.
Though on this site you'd probably find a lot of twats posting pics of their wangs[2]...
[1] Be damned sure you read and understand their terms if you wish to retain any rights to your pics!
[2]"Wang" was a brand of computer, for those who don't know...