Ok, we've just run this through our Enigma.io system. It says
{"messages":[
{"text":"Can we have another go at repealing 18C?"},
{"text":"QUOTA'S BAD!!1!! Hurumph"},
{"text":"Right, so our new energy plan is to ban wind and just burn non-Adani coal, then subsidise it so it's no more expensive than solar. Sounds good to me. Can someone just run it past Alan?"},{"text":"Got half a billion here to spend on the reef. Anyone know a small charity stacked with petrochemical board members we can grant it to?"},
{"text":"Hey man, know it's a Sunday, but need to call in a favour about my au pair."},
{"text":"Don't worry mate, you've got my full support."}
]}
Crazy talk there, glad we could help. Some folk are really messed up. I can't imagine how I'd sleep if someone sent me the last one.