Reply to post: Re: Brexit crowbar

Apple hands €14.3bn in back taxes to reluctant Ireland

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Re: Brexit crowbar

> They may say they don't want to use the money now, but I wonder if they'll be tempted to use it to mitigate the effects of their neighbours setting their own house on fire in some drunken fit...

They could use it to build a tunnel under the Irish Sea. Would do wonders for speeding their exports to/from the rest of Europe (regardless of the UK's Brexit terms).

The only downside is that the tunnel would pop up in Wales somewhere and then they'd have to use the M4 for the rest of the journey. Improving that would need the whole €15bn per mile!

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