Re: Oh, doughnuts!
Nope, them assholes are probably too big to stuff.
Or too tight.
There isn't enough lube in the world for some of those assholes, I think the following quotes would apply to them:
That operations officer's fart hole's sewed so tight he shits out of his mouth.- Sergeant Major Choozoo, Heartbreak Ridge
Or:
Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.- Ferris Bueller
Biting the hand that feeds IT
