Re: hasn't really thought this through
Fun fact: REAL radios often have a cunning device called a Telescopic Aerial. It seems to be possible to stimulate the receiver into having some kind of mechanical erection ....
Motorola experimented with something similar in the early days of mobile radio, but the thing seemed to go out of fashion.
Hey - a mobile phone that could make toast would be useful in food shortages. Should be easy to patent - most toast has rounded ....