Cheddar the Devil You Know
Also, Cheese Release Me by Engle-camembert Humperdink
One Swiss chap hopes to get his rock and rollright by playing music to cheese to see if that makes it taste better. Burgdorf (Berthoud) resident Beat Wampfler's unconventional experiment attracted the attention of The Japan Times, which reported that since September the veterinarian and cheese enthusiast has been serenading …
Or putting it on the Ritz *jazz hands*
Gouda getta out of the place : Animals
Cheese cheese me do : Beatles
And you are all going to cringe at this
Crank up the subwoofers and get ready to rock and roll: Metallica has its own whiskey, and it was created in part by the band’s music. A blend of straight American whiskeys selected and blended by master distiller Dave Pickerell, Blackened was put through a proprietary “sonic enhancement” process that used Metallica songs to create sound waves that impact chemical reactions taking place in the aging whiskey.
No, this is not a joke.
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This whole experiment seems badly thought out. Here's how to do it properly:
Run the set of experiments in one of those big, Swiss communal underground nuclear shelters so all the cheese shares the same environmental conditions.
Put each set of different cheese types in its own soundproof enclosure
Keep one set silent as a control.
Each of the others gets a different type of music during the whole maturing process, including but not limited to: Monastic plainsong, Wagnerian Operas, Mozart, Brass bands, Trad jazz, Bebop, Folksong, Reggae, Heavy Metal Rock, Prog Rock, Stones, Zappa, Top Ten pop hits, Andean mountain music,...
Then the tasters get to rate which music goes best with each type of cheese.
I wonder if music while you eat makes a difference to how something tastes. There must be bandwidth problems in the nervous system and brain when there are multiple stimuli.
The back of the nose is important in differentiating tastes. Synaesthesia happens to us all even if only sunlight causing us to sneeze.
Illuminating things with blue light tends to put people off eating them. IIRC supermarkets play particular types of music to encourage people to buy things.
"Personal Cheeses" (by Johnny Cash or Depeche Mode - take your pick)
"My Whey" (Frank Sinatra)
"Buffalo Mozzarella Soldier" (Bob Marley)
"I'll Be Your Babybel Tonight" (Robert Parmigiana)
"Life on Marscapone" (David Bowie)
Anything recorded by Emmental As Anything
(Sorry if any / all of these are duplicates.)
Bobby Vee: -
Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you
Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you
I'm like a Baby Bel
Baby that's all that I am to you (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
Just a Baby Bel
'Cause you think you can be true to two (bouncy, bouncy) (bouncy, bouncy)
You bounce my heart around (you don't even put her down)
And like a Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you
Baby Bel, I come bouncin' back to you
If you stretch my love till it's thin enough to tear
I'll just stretch my arms to reach you anywhere
And like a Baby Bel, I'll come bouncin' back to you
Baby Bel, I'll come bouncin' back to you