That reminds me of a joke ...
Assange, Pilger and Vivienne Westwood walk into a bar with their pets.
The barman says, “tell you what lads and lady, if your pets can do a trick I’ll stand you free drinks all night”
Westwood’s chihuahua runs around the room, collects stray threads and creates a small tartan jacket, in true punk mode.
Pilger’s dog jumps up, knocks his smartphone out of his hand and taps out a Pulitzer Prize- winning story.
“That’s bloody amazing” says the barman. “What can your cat do Mr Assange?”.
Assange’s cat persuades the dogs to put up bail money, fucks them both and pisses off to whine in the broomcupboard.