back to article Don't read this, Oracle... It's the rise of the open-source data strategies

Oracle is industry’s single largest database vendor – which was great during the days before cloud and open source. Now, however, the on-prem RDBMS giant faces a challenge, one which is compounded by cloud. According to Gartner, Oracle owns just a tiny sliver of the cloud infrastructure market – 0.3 per cent. But while that …

  1. Ralph the Wonder Llama
    FAIL

    "...the only database in the planet..."

    in?

    1. Korev Silver badge
      FAIL

      Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

      >Even non-relational databases like MongoDB have obviated the need to stick with Oracle

      Horrible, ugly word... What's wrong with "eliminated"?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

        Isn't it obvious?

      2. Numpty

        Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

        It's more specific. "Obviate" means to eliminate something undesirable.

    2. TheVogon

      Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

      "For those that want the option of running a database in the cloud or in their datacenter, the primary choice is between PostgreSQL and MongoDB."

      According to the market share figures, the primary choice by some distance for that is MS SQL.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

        "According to the market share figures..."

        Market share figures don't account for open source databases.

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Coat

      Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

      "FAIL

      "...the only database in the planet..."

      in?"

      Well it is often a core product, if not a little crusty.

    4. Stevie

      Re: "...the only database in the planet..."

      Yes, in.

      Oracle was famously used to do the sums needed when digging the tunnels for the LHC.

      According to a presentation I once attended back before some of you think you invented sex.

  2. Charlie Clark Silver badge
    FAIL

    'Nuff Said

    When I joined MongoDB

    So this is a puff piece to pimp your employer? That explains the complete lack of reasoned assessment of different technologies and other unfounded assertions, such as open source databases requiring less hardware.

    1. AMBxx Silver badge

      Re: 'Nuff Said

      You beat me to it. Shame he didn't start with that.

      As ever, small market share disguised by using growth figures.

      If this were a Wikipedia article, it would be sprinkled with 'citation needed'

    2. Jonathon Desmond

      Re: 'Nuff Said

      It’s a quote. It is missing quotation marks, and it is a quote from a Mongo marketing droid, but it’s not the author talking there.

      1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

        Re: 'Nuff Said

        It’s a quite.

        Nice typo, but I think that Asay does work for the MongoDB company. Or has at least in the past. I do wish El Reg would stop carrying his articles and give more space to the guy who does at least seem to understand how DBMS actually work.

        1. JLV

          Re: 'Nuff Said

          There is one valid point in the whole thingymagig - Oracle installs are not at all frictionless. The rest is a fair bit of hyperbolery, esp Mongo stuff.

          On macOS or Linux you can't just install SQLNet connectivity. You need to download it, accept all sorts of useless download conditions and only then can you install it. Ever heard of apt-get, macport or homebrew? Guess not. Looking to auto install it with Chef, it was a mess because they only provide it in RPM format, not great on Ubuntu. Lots of funky and unstable looking Chef packages to deal with that - I ended up just doing an apt-get install alien an inelegant but simple hack.

          Not the database itself, which, of course, is costly. Just the connectivity driver, which is free. Which of course sucks to configure - tsnsnames.ora, anyone? And sqlplus deserves to be roasted, quartered and staked out on an anthill, in whichever order makes it the most painful.

          Matt does have a point that complicated and expensive licenses really get in the way for starting up. This particular issue is, I believe, also going to bite MS hard, which is why they are pushing Linux hard - they know Linux is easier to experiment with, unless they bite the bullet and free up Windows licenses outside the enterprise crowd. Lose enough experimenters and you may start losing real business too.

          If your needs can be met with Postgresql, it is a brilliant little piece of RDBMS tech. I can definitely see it eating up smaller Oracle db business for custom apps - where the db is not already predetermined by a vendor - going forward. I'd love to know how well it scales up in the GB ranges, but it really is impressive. Very much unlike MySQL, which isn't.

          Still, at the end of the day, when you really need a big big RDBMS and have $$$$$$$$$$$, Oracle is not the worst choice. Neither is SQL Server.

          1. Denarius

            Re: 'Nuff Said

            JLV and Postgres scaling. I worked at a site five years ago where Postgres was scaling to tables over 10GB and and growing without problems with speed. It showed GreenPlum was not necessarily needed. Not a DBA so YMMV

          2. Ima Ballsy
            Linux

            Re: 'Nuff Said

            We have a 10GB Postgresql server running on a VM with 16GB ram and 4 cores allocated.

            BUT .... We have 20 such instance all on the same VM server and no lag or problems what so ever.

            Migrated from Informix BTW ...

            1. onefang

              Re: 'Nuff Said

              I didn't realise 10 GB was some sort of limit for MySQL. I have a MySQL database with a 70 GB table (not my design or code, I would have done it completely differently), and I know there are bigger ones using the same software.

          3. jelabarre59

            Re: 'Nuff Said

            Still, at the end of the day, when you really need a big big RDBMS and have $$$$$$$$$$$, Oracle is not the worst choice. Neither is SQL Server.

            Wgen speaking of Oracle, I think you need more dollar signs there. Remember, five dollar signs *per core* (whether the cores are actually used for the DB or not, such as charging for ALL cores in a VM hosting system, even if Oracle is only running in one VM).

        2. Jonathon Desmond

          Re: 'Nuff Said

          Already fixed, but thanks for pointing it out.

          Matt (Asay) has articles on the Reg going back to at least 2012; in that time it looks like he has had about a million jobs (Sorry, Matt!) and was, for a short time, employed by Mongo/10Gen to run their community. He is now working for Adobe and there are stints for Alfresco, Canonical and others mixed in there somehow.

          I think he highlights a good point regarding the revenue share of OSS DBs having a magnifier effect on the loss of revenue of Oracle. The NHS switched from Oracle on the Spine, for example, saving a whole bunch of money. Shame they went to Riak, but it’s easy to judge with 20/20 hindsight.

          1. Tom 38

            Re: 'Nuff Said

            In June 2012, he wrote this puff piece on MongoDB. 3 months later he was hired by 10gen (now called MongoDB Inc), where he had "several areas of responsibility while at MongoDB, including corporate strategy, business development and corporate marketing" and "Added marketing leadership in December 2013, covering web, corporate marketing, community and communications. Shifted business development in May 2014 so as to focus full-time on marketing. Helped to cement MongoDB as the second-most discussed (and top-4 most popular) database"

            Make your own minds up whether this article has any bias in it.

      2. MattyK

        Re: 'Nuff Said

        Hi Desmond.

        I'm part of the product management and marketing team, as i was at MySQL for 5 years before my current 5 years at Mongo...so i might be a lot of things, but I'm not a droid

        But thx for reading the article anyway

        Regards

        Mat

    3. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Not puff piece. Not employer

      I struggle to see how you draw these conclusions.

      As it says at the bottom of the article, Matt is head of ecosystem at Adobe. He left Mongo DB in 2014.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Not puff piece. Not employer

        Many publications have an editorial policy that where an author has (or has had) an interest that might potentially influence the perspective of their article, they are required to note this in the article footer.

        If Matt Asay has recently worked for MongoDB then that should have been noted. (I am not suggesting that that necessarily skews his opinion (after all, he is apparently no longer working there), but I do think this should have been noted, so that readers can decide whether or not that might reflect any slight bias in the article (again, I am emphatically not suggesting this, but being open and transparent about these things is better).)

      2. Doctor Syntax Silver badge

        Re: Not puff piece. Not employer

        "As it says at the bottom of the article, Matt is head of ecosystem at Adobe. He left Mongo DB in 2014."

        But still pushing cloud, e.g. "a developer's first decision is what cloud platform they'll use". My first decision would be "Does it matter if my data ends up on haveibeenpwned?" and take choice of storage place from there.

    4. TheVogon

      Re: 'Nuff Said

      "open-source databases also yield significant savings in hardware costs."

      But open-source databases are generally outperformed by MS SQL and Oracle on benchmarks on the same hardware, so you would have higher hardware costs for the same performance?

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 'Nuff Said

        > But open-source databases are generally outperformed by MS SQL and Oracle on benchmarks on the same hardware ...

        Citations definitely needed for that.

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: 'Nuff Said

        "But open-source databases are generally outperformed by MS SQL and Oracle on benchmarks on the same hardware, so you would have higher hardware costs for the same performance?"

        We ported an in-house business app from Oracle to Postgres to save on the horrendous licensing costs. An unexpected outcome was that the app ran between 3-25% faster on the same kit after porting. That was almost ten years ago and it has run without a single hiccup since then.

        I can't vouch for the performance of MS SQL as it wasn't even considered as an option in this case. Like Oracle, MS SQL must be licensed for every physical CPU core in the underlying hardware, even if they are not presented to the DB server. The alternate option is to buy a CAL for every user of the app connected to the database it serves but that's also insane. Either way resulted in very little practical cost saving over Oracle, so even if MS SQL turned out to be significantly faster than Postgres (rather unlikely) the cost difference would still not have justified it.

  3. Adam 52 Silver badge

    What a dire article.

    "the primary choice is between PostgreSQL and MongoDB"

    No it isn't. Really it isn't. On AWS it's Aurora, Oracle, Postgres, SQL Server, Dynamo, Redshift, Athena or MySQL. Probably more I forget. And then there's all the prepackaged servers in the AMI library.

    "MongoDB, gets picked when a developer is refactoring her application and needs a significant boost in developer productivity "

    Only if your developer doesn't understand data models...

    "The database they elect to use then follows from the options made available by that cloud platform"

    Nope. I run BigQuery on GCS, Redshift, Dynamo, VoltDB and Aurora on AWS and Azure Analysis Services. Use the right tool for the job.

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I wish we could downvote articles, because this is complete rubbish. That Oracle has lost in cloud is not news, everyone knows it. And doesn’t the choice of a cloud platform necessarily include first assessing what technologies it makes available? Who chooses a cloud first then decides later what they want to use? Only idiots. Or MongoDB users.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      "Who chooses a cloud first then decides later what they want to use? Only idiots. Or MongoDB users"

      Or the people paying you money to develop things and have heard about this "cloud" thing and want in. (There are a lot of these)..

      I dont know *anyone* who would consider using Oracle for a new project. Even if you can get past the licencing aspect, that Stupid installer needs to be taken out the back and shot, along with the intern who wrote it. (It is ridiculously difficult to install on a headless server, and you have to install unnesseery stuff you will never use again like all the X libraries, and I think its really about Oracle figured out "Program files" on Windows Clients and servers. Its been over 20 years now)

      Administration is a pain in the arse, unlike every other modern database. (I remember DB2 comming close, but that was a long time ago)

      Its possible at the very highest end, that Oracle may out-perform other databases, but how many people really ever use the full potential of an Oracle installation? Or even a MySQL installation for that matter?

  5. }{amis}{
    Thumb Down

    Groan

    Oracle will not go quietly into the night, what this peace misses is the absurd level of lockin a mature ERP system has it is a total nightmare costing megabucks for any organisation regardless of their scale.

    Oracle has a long history of excelling in these back-end markets (Even if I want to hang all of their auditing sales people).

    Yes, you can get away from the $$$$ oracle licences and go cloud but if the migration costs 10+ years of licencing as well as running the risk of killing the company in the meantime people won't move.

    All told Oracle can coast in the wrong direction for a long time before the shareholders will kick off and insist on change.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Groan

      > Oracle will not go quietly into the night,

      True, and don't forget the huge government lock-in it has "achieved". But the article is valid in spite of the criticism of some commentards, as Oracle failed to understand its Sun acquisition for MySQL, and certainly failed to understand the Free and Open Source path that My SQL offered.

      But there will be many El Reg readers whose livelihoods depend on Oracle, and their jobs are almost certainly safe for years.

      1. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Groan

        True, and don't forget the huge government lock-in it has "achieved".

        Some of that "lock in" which appeals to Government is down to Oracle being willing to pay for security certifications that open source projects can rarely afford or achieve. It's hard to get freely-available software certified when anyone can download it, change it, build it with any of a dozen compilers, etc.

        There's also the performance issue. Mongo & pals are fine for small DBs, but for the really huge DBs that governments and big corporations use there are really very few RDBMS that can cope.

        1. Charlie Clark Silver badge

          Re: Groan

          There's also the performance issue. Mongo & pals are fine for small DBs

          Size isn't the limiting factor: it's whether you're getting transactional and data integrity. This is what companies need and what they pay for. NoSQL is okay for stuff you don't need to access Right Now™

      2. Anonymous Coward
        Anonymous Coward

        Re: Groan

        > True, and don't forget the huge government lock-in it has "achieved".

        At the MOD they have achieved through fairly insidious strategies (and just grand incompetence on the part of the MOD) massive lockin on the bespoke system development.

    2. Charlie Clark Silver badge

      Re: Groan

      It also misses the growth in $s of things like SAP's HANA and Oracle's equivalent. Yes, the do the oldest trick in the book and stick everything in memory but companies don't care how it works just as long as it works.

  6. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    "remove the bureaucracy inherent in acquiring Oracle’s database"

    What he said. If you deal with Oracle and host it yourself, you take on a huge licence compliance risk. You have to think twice before you spin up an extra dev instance or build a DR setup.

    1. Nate Amsden

      Re: "remove the bureaucracy inherent in acquiring Oracle’s database"

      The bureaucracy inherent in acquiring Oracle's database is almost nothing. You can download any version you wanted from their website(checked again now just to be sure - http://www.oracle.com/technetwork/database/enterprise-edition/downloads/index.html) without anything.

      They purposely make it easy to lure people into using it so then they can come back with audits.

      Last time I seriously dealt with Oracle DB licensing was about 10 years ago, and at the time it was pretty easy. As a new hire I tried to advice the company how to deploy Oracle properly when they were undergoing an audit. My manager decided to ignore me, they paid their fines to get back to a normal stance and kept going. Until the 2nd audit came around when I once again told them what they needed to do, and they did it(I guess I did it as I did most of the work) that time, still had to pay fines but they were legit fines they were terrible/lazy about managing their licenses. I found it ironic I knew more about Oracle licensing than the Oracle reps did at the time (specifically around leveraging Oracle standard edition on multi core processors). I also did things like install single socket(quad core) vmware hosts(which vmware did not "support" at the time), to get more Oracle instances up (even though Oracle did not "support" vmware, I think they still may not). For production it was all bare metal and optimized with fast dual core cpus or quad core depending on EE or SE licensing.

      That particular company when they started had Oracle SE "One", the tiny DB. Then they hired an Oracle DB consulting firm to help them manage the systems(this was before I was hired), the first thing the consulting firm did was to install Oracle EE everywhere. Company was hit hard for that filing support cases against EE when they were not licensed for it. Later on the 2nd audit got hit again because that DB consulting firm had monitoring that used partitions in oracle, another expensive add on. No other apps or anything was using partitioning but company got hit with the bill for using an unlicensed feature. The monitoring software was then updated to not require partitioning.

      Previous to that company was a place that had massive abuse of Oracle licensing we had probably a dozen or more hosts, and were only paying for a couple(everything on EE). For some reason either Oracle didn't bother to audit, or when they did audit we got by somehow (I wasn't responsible for those systems). Eventually the company got correct in their licensing but took a few years.

      I think Microsoft is similar, though at least with MS you can't(as far as I know) download their biggest products for free and be able to use them without a license key/file etc.

      I have used Oracle DB for the past several years just as a back end database for VMware vCenter, very low utilization. Plan to move to vSphere 6 this year and to the vCenter appliance clustering along with it (Postgres I guess), so won't have Oracle anymore after that. They ping me every so often to try to get more sales but that doesn't go anywhere, and they haven't expressed any interest in an audit(for what I licensed I know I am way over licensed vs what is actually used). Oracle actually sent me an email recently reminding me my support is expiring on Feb 8 2020 (so why email now??) and the renewal fee is $3.15 (no idea where that number came from). They have been emailing me for a year saying my support is expiring in 2020 and I should renew. I mean I can understand emailing a few months before expiration but more than a year? Never seen that before.

      It really would be nice if Oracle Enterprise Manager's features were available in Standard edition. I loved OEM at least the performance management stuff being able to see what queries are doing. I recall 10 years ago again it was possible (not "legally") to enable those features in Standard edition, then when the audit came I could just wipe out the data stores for OEM and replace them with regular ones, then reverse it again later(didn't care about data retention). Though with 11G that doesn't seem to be possible anymore(at least not in the same way it was then). My Oracle is really rusty these days though(I have never been a DBA).

  7. disgruntled yank

    manage?

    "That same DBA can manage a million database servers on Amazon’s RDS, thanks to the benefits of automation."

    What does "manage" mean in this context?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: manage?

      Run the same incorrect task across a million systems and have a f**k up of epic proportions instead of a little Oopsie?

    2. SVV

      Re: manage?

      For a professional DBA, "manage" in this context means "envisage the horror of managinig", quickly followed by "rapidly find a new job where their boss is not a gibbering fuckwit who would even suggest that managing a million databases was some sort of actual real practical possibility".

  8. John Savard

    Another Competitor

    The article didn't once mention a competitor of Oracle's that, not being open-source, ought to have shown up as more than a blip on Gartner. Doesn't IBM offer a database or two that still provide very stiff competition for Oracle?

    1. Robert Grant

      Re: Another Competitor

      As in DB2? I think the same problem exists for this, or worse, in that I've never met anyone in the tech world who's said to me, "We're writing something new - thinking of using DB2 as the database."

  9. Bryan Hall
    Devil

    Mongo?

    How is Mongo a migration target from Oracle? It's not a relational database...

    PostgreSQL - absolutely. That is where the majority of our Oracle databases are migrating to. And with the PostGIS extensions, it also replaces the Oracle Spatial option as well for the location part of your data.

    The only other database that is of any interest that isn't open source based is NuoDB, due to it's unique scaling abilities especially for use with containers.

    Of course, MS Sql Server has the same problems as Oracle - old monolithic technology at a high cost. Why anyone would build anything new with either SS or Oracle is a mystery.

  10. phuzz Silver badge
    Facepalm

    I was about to chime in with a comment that most people wouldn't choose Oracle not because of their technology, but because of their money gouging corporate policies.

    Then I read the bottom line of the article and realised that the author lives in a glass house when it comes to money grabbing corporations:

    Matt Asay is Head of Developer Ecosystem at Adobe.

    Yeah, I can see why you didn't mention Oracle's evilness much...

  11. Stevie

    Bah!

    "It would be comforting to the Oracle faithful to believe that this open source onslaught isn’t having an impact on the database behemoth."

    No, it will be comforting in the competition drives down the price.

    People using Oracle typically are leveraging the Oracle technology, and switching en masse to an open source "alternative" is a non-starter.

    Smaller shops that just want to hold data in tabular form and get at it with SQL are a different use case than the large enterprise, where replication technologies and resilience are paramount.

    I know if the license calculus were to change favorably that my director-level people would be a lot happier.n But telling them to move to Mongo DB or MySQL would get me fired, free or not.

  12. Nate Amsden

    did this article forget Oracle owns MySQL?

    At least the official version? Sure MariaDB seems to be the more popular variant of that DB, but it's not as if you can't get MySQL directly from Oracle.

    If customers don't want to pay for support it doesn't really matter what you make. The company I am with used to pay for Percona MySQL support(we use Percona across almost everything though there is a push to go to Maria). Percona's pricing was very attractive at one time I think it was basically $15k/year for unlimited support unlimited instances. We filed maybe a few cases a year, not much at all. Then one year it jumped to something like $120k/year for the same stuff(actually think it was less but not certain this was 2-3 years ago) so it was decided to drop their support and stick to internal staff only. Today I don't see pricing on Percona's site so not sure what it is now.

    We tried RDS years ago when we first launched the app stack, it was just terrible. I'm sure it is probably fine for pretty generic setups, but the lack of control was just maddening. Getting data out of the thing was quite a mess too, when we finally moved out of amazon cloud in 2012 we had to do mysqldump to get the data out to import to real mysql servers, a process that wasn't quick.

    Last I recall Amazon themselves were huge users of Oracle internally having a site license(s) -- licenses that made it cheap/easy to deploy everywhere. I have a friend who has been an Oracle DBA manager at amazon for 12 years now, haven't talked to him in a few years though.

  13. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    22 years of working with Oracle and the writing is on the wall. Sure there's not going to be huge uprising and Oracle will not end up like Filemaker, a niche little vendor but Oracle software is now so fat and bloated, it's basically the MS Word of the RDBMS world.

    Practially every company I've worked for in the last 5 years is actively testing alternatives for RDBMS tech, with Oracle falling behind even SQL Server for consideration! With the last few shops looking at AWS and seeing that you simply pay for the storage and usage of MySQL and PostgreSQL, not to mention toying with NoSQL ( I'm not a huge fan myself ), the world of databases is changing and developers are now finding that we DBAs can be side stepped! Ha ha! (*)

    ( * I'm not saying I like it or even that it's a good idea, but the two camps have been at war for many years and as a battle hardened DBA I can see that we're slowly losing the fight to the developers, the devops and the architects. )

  14. Bucky 2

    I'm surprised none of the information in last week's article:

    https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/24/mariadb_tx_3_point_0/

    ...was referenced in combination with the other companies trying to make migration from Oracle easier.

  15. inquisitive2014

    Oracle is still the best choice for the largest and most critical databases. The problem is that the alternatives are a lot better than they used to be. Most organisations dont need the scale and performance provided by Oracle with many alternatives that are "good enough" Also there is a blurring of the lines between the NoSQL and SQL databases. There are no "pure" databases anymore with many of the best features of all the different approaches (e.g. NoSQL features added to Oracle and ACID and resiliency features added to many NoSQL databases) going to producing better databases overall.

    IMHO this discussion will become academic because Serverless computing e.g. AWS Lambda and SaaS will change who chooses the database any from the customer.

  16. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Larry is Mr. 0.3%

    Rather funny with all his chest beating about Oracle Cloud. Always was, always will be DOA.

    I bet that 0.3% didn't come voluntarily. These will be the people forced into it with free credits from their on-prem license renewal, or threat of audit.

  17. ColinJ

    Adobe talking about ripping off customers that's rich!

    Much of the points are good, although there is a lack of real technical understanding of why DB platforms are used.

    The Open source RDBMS are limited by both non-functional (think security and HA/DR) and functional features (think temporal tables, functions, developer options). However for basic websites or "DIGITAL" as it is known now rather than a complex transactional application Open source is often a good fit.

    I don't think migration from RDBMS to a document, graph or other type of DB (e.g. MongoDB) is one that is usually taken, maybe for some functionality but this is a major re-platform of the application and application codebase (think in terms of millions of ££ of dev effrot)

    Adobe talking about ripping off customers that's rich!

  18. dbdemon

    Stored procedures

    "PostgreSQL, in particular, has made it relatively straightforward to migrate things like stored procedures from Oracle to PostgreSQL."

    Wait, wait ...! PostgreSQL doesn't even *have* stored procedures! (But it will in the upcoming version 11.) I think the author actually means MariaDB which has implemented a subset of PL/SQL in its most recent version, 10.3. MariaDB now also supports a lot of other features found in Oracle, such as sequences.

    Full details here:

    https://mariadb.com/kb/en/library/changes-improvements-in-mariadb-103/

    Also: "Widen that aperture a bit and you get MariaDB, a fork of MySQL, in the 15th spot."

    That should read "13th spot"! Check it out:

    https://db-engines.com/en/ranking

    Just saying :)

  19. Ray Barto

    RDBMS? Really? How out of touch do we have to be to make this distinction between relational and flat database? Have we not been in relational database land for oh, I don't know, 30 years or so? Sheesh. Call it something else. Get in front of it or become obsolete. RDBMS? I had to stop and remind myself what the R stands for. Sorry. I'm not a programmer, but still.

    1. diodesign (Written by Reg staff) Silver badge

      Re: "I'm not a programmer, but still"

      Er, there are a ton of non-relational databases out there. Like MongoDB etc. In fact, these are gaining popularity so much that yeah, a distinction has to be made.

      C.

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