back to article Delayed gratification for Musk's rocket fanciers

The launch of SpaceX’s updated Falcon 9, with Bangladesh’s first satellite perched on top, was halted at the 58 second mark. The infamously secretive rocketry boffins tweeted out a terse explanation blaming a “ground system auto abort” rather than anything to do with the booster itself. The launch had already been delayed …

  1. DJV Silver badge

    “ground system auto abort”

    Someone forgot to light the blue touch paper?

    1. Tom 7

      Re: “ground system auto abort”

      No, just forgot to run afterwards!

    2. Christoph

      Re: “ground system auto abort”

      He lit it, but then he retired before he could tell the launch controller he had done so.

  2. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Hardware key not present

    Someone forgot to plug in the dongle with the secret launch codes.

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Hardware key not present

      IBM were in charge of that one but threw it out as an unauthorised usb stuck!

  3. phuzz Silver badge
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    Extra points to Mr Speed for including the launch times ins UTC, not just whatever timezone the launch is in.

  4. Sgt_Oddball
    Coat

    and not a single mention....

    Of Musk failing to get his erection up?

    I'll get my coat...its the one with the pocket guide to re-entry...

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