Just enter your credit card number
We'll only use it to verify your age, honest.
The UK's smut overlord has been told it isn't up to the mammoth challenge it faces in regulating age checks for online porn, and that its guidelines do little to offer users much-needed guarantees on privacy. The British Board of Film Classification was this year named as the body in charge of regulating the government's …
Then will any old number that conforms to the Luhn standard work?
Will they require the CSV digits?
Darkcoding.net has an unlimited supply of compliant credit card number that will pass any checks but needless to say they have no CSV digits so cannot be used to buy stuff. But if they aren't charging me then they wouldn't need those digits anyway.
So again, within 10 mins, a potential way round it appears.
Yawn. They really have NO idea do they.
La, la la la laa...evidence? la, la la la laaa....wrong way to approach something? la la la laaa laaa.
What Daily Mail / Sun have a new vote winning campaign based on little more than pandering to their readership. Quick recall Parliament, we must rush out some other ill thought out, badly implemented and funded laws.
* Labour / Conservative...make no difference, they are all a bunch of vote chasing power hungry Muppets** with no concept of saying no to the newspapers.
**Apologies to Jim Henderson for insulting the Muppets
Ummm... you may have noticed that Labour no longer gives a crap what the Sun and Mail think. It's open warfare between them - which is why these papers devoted over 30-pages of their 2017 election day editions attacking Labour. Unpatriotic foreign tax-dodging billionaires deliberately trying to subvert British democracy you say? Surely such a thing would never be allowed.
As I think I've said before this won't change the ability of kids to watch porn. It might make it a bit harder (snigger) to do so but the penetration (Oh Matron) of porn won't be stopped. I was on the bus a while ago just after the schools had finished for the day. There were students at the back of the bus who were sharing porn on their phones. Now there's always going to be at least one kid who has access to porn at any school if my school was anything to go by. Back then you had to be lanky to look 18 or have a benevolent hedgerow or parent. Given porn is no longer restricted to a physical media it's much easier to distribute it via WiFi sharing etc. No more one pound per magazine per night. If kids want to see it then they will and the BBFC ain't going to stop them.
"If kids want to see it then they will and the BBFC ain't going to stop them."
Exactly! It's the parents job. It's not as if parents didn't grow up with computers and the internet. The www has been around for a while now. Govt. seem to work on the assumption that parents are numpties who don't know what the www is. (they may be right, but that's can only be the fault of the education system)
Except that would require their parents to understand something about modern technology.
This all started when "Claire Perry," some annoymouse backbench Tory nobody, organized a debate attended by about 8 MPs on this. Next thing she's Cameron's "Child Sexualization and Exploitation Czar."
All because she couldn't figure out how to set the age filters on a browser.
Why be knowledgeable when ignorance is so richly rewarded?
I put up a new adult blog on blogger.com only a few days ago, afaik there is not way for me to implement age verification on their even it i wanted to, if it does get blocked down the line i will just restore a backup on a new blog and they can play whack a mole again.
Within 12 months the BBFC will release how much they have taken on and that even companies that run web filtering software have difficultly blocking all adult sites even when they are using bots to search for them, unlike the BBFC who will have to manually review every website to see if it has the required age verification.
If they do use a bot to do the checks rather than a manual verification it will become trivial for shady webmasters to detect the bot and redirect it to a site with the age check installed and when regular visitors come along they get the version with no age checks.
They can and are compromised.
The only kind of safe ones are work related ones, and those you obviously dont use for smut.
I still use them because they are safe as long enough as you dont break the law, they just prevent the worst of the mass snooping and profiling.
So yeah, I use anon (actually not so much) sessions + double VPN for legal porn, websites that might look suspicious, etc.
Anon, for obvious reasons.
it's not a (...) point whether it's "private", the point is that it can be used to access porn without going through age verification. This works great for all ages, by the way. Now... how can our caring overlords take care of THIS? I suppose asking Opera people nicely to block (what irony) to block vpn feature for UK's IPs.
That said, in the steaming pile of VPN "reviews", paid by the VPN providers themselves, I stumbled upon a gem, a rather sober reminder of how "much" REAL privacy there is:
thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart
btw, the actual review section of that blog is quite informative - and hilarious - too, if anyone cares to go into detail...
How hard can it be?
- every web site should serve a 'content-grade: ' HTTP or HTML header = { 'line noise' | 'advertising' | 'harmless' | 'fiction' | 'non-ficition' | 'fake news' | 'religious' | 'political' | 'action' | 'realistic violence' | 'erotic' | 'soft porn' | 'hard-core porn' }
- creating an account on a PC or Microsoft web site should require the user to enter his/her aage
- every browser should have a plug-in that checks the 'content-grade' header and the user's age and if age < 12, reditrects to http://www.teletubbies.com/
- every web site should serve a 'content-grade: ' HTTP or HTML header = { 'line noise' | 'advertising' | 'harmless' | 'fiction' | 'non-ficition' | 'fake news' | 'religious' | 'political' | 'action' | 'realistic violence' | 'erotic' | 'soft porn' | 'hard-core porn' }
but how are you going to make every website conform to the will of our government?
the easy solution would be to make the isp's tarpit every website that does not conform...
the best solution is for parents to actually be parents to police the kids internet use....
a "distraction from the real issues" of poor funding for compulsory sex education in schools.
Please explain why only schools can educate children about sex & relationships. What about these things called "parents".
Ah, I know: Take no responsibility and blame someone else.
FFS, maybe the fact many kids find it embarrassing or difficult to talk to their parents about erections, condoms, myths and facts and a ton of other stuff, whereas in a classroom with your mates, you can take in the information in a way that isn't difficult for both parties.
Add into the issues where parent may actually be wrong, have out of date information or have a prejudiced bias (ask a devout catholic about the best forms of contraception) and you have a bad risk situations. What about sexting, blackmail and other topics?
Heck, ask many adults and they think that the pill or condoms STOP pregnancy.
You mean parents that teach you can only get pregnant when raped if you enjoyed it ?
Personally I'd like to see the state offer at least a minimum of scientifically accurate information.
Remember the poor girl that committed suicide when she had her first period - such was the "education" she received at home. You may not have heard of her, but you will have heard of "The Samaritans" ....
Please explain why only schools can educate children about sex & relationships. What about these things called "parents".
There is no intellectual capacity or social responsibility needed to become a parent, so you can't assume they are willing or capable of anything apart from the ability to shag.
There is even less required of a voter, since they don't even have to be able to attract a solitary member of the opposite sex and be able to shag it. Hence stupid government policies designed to appeal to narrow-minded dolts, like this (and Brexit).
> Where did you learn about sex?
We had a very good and informative sex education lesson at school, albeit this had little to do with the plans of the teacher giving the session. A couple of bright and somewhat experienced girls hi-jacked the session by asking all sorts of leading questions till things went in the direction they wanted it to go. Very informative. We all learned a lot, particularly the teacher I think.
> Where did you learn about sex?
For many of us that will be some basic mechanics at school, little if anything from parents, with all the really important lessons being learnt in one go, that oh so wondrous 'first time'.
That's where as the disaster unfolds we discover that a roll in the hay requires actual hay, the difference between hay and straw is the degree of pain involved as it pokes everything everywhere and not in a good way, and that trustworthiness, a sense of caution and at least some judgement of character are an essential part of any relationship.
Icon for 20/20 hindsight...
It's not porn that's to blame, it's all that warm fuzzy fluffy idealised romance crap that causes the problems and disillusionment. And the subsequent unending bitterness, seething spite etc and possibly even a permanent state of angst unless that's a teenagers-only thing - even if we did move on the bitemarks still sometimes itch.
It can be romantic if you find the right places. Wood shavings from a bird aviary are quite soft for a first fumble..
In fairness it was over my teens before I did it in a proper bed... now I only ever do it in a bed (not by choice I might add). I think we tend to lose sight of the newness of it all when we're all grown up and jaded..
I have a sudden urge go find a park near the sea.... uncomfortable yet oddly pleasing memories to dig up.
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"Where did you learn about sex?"
Back in the UK in the late 1950s our junior school would take the 11 year olds to a weekly class at the local museum. In hindsight some of the bits about worms were probably hinting at sexual reproduction.
At secondary school I believe the girls might have had a bit more information - along with how to cook and how to bathe a baby. Usually the boys never had any formal sex education. Even the small number who took biology at "O" Level probably only learned about pistils and stamens.
Most of my cohort of boys ended up in early marriages in the 1960s as the only way to have sex with a woman. Then it was a case of two quick kids and possibly a loveless marriage.
In the 1970s Women's Lib and "The Joy of Sex" were two factors that opened up the possibility of both sexes getting a better idea of what was possible. Even so - many did not avail themselves of the theoretical sources and discussions that gave a better understanding.
We confidently predicted that England at least was going to become like the Scandinavian countries with an educated open attitude to sex and people choosing their own particular taste in pr0n. Maggie Thatcher and Mary Whitehouse made sure that didn't happen - at least outside their own circles.
In the 1990s and noughties when my friends' and neighbours' children reached their teens - they would ask me the questions that might cause problems if posed to parents. In some cases it was a matter of "confessions" with me sworn to secrecy. My guidance was to tell them what their parents probably thought, what society in general said, and finally what I thought about the subject they had raised. They were then encouraged to choose their own conclusions.
Nowadays - for self-protection - I won't go anywhere near such frank discussions with anyone under 18.
Sadly many parents are totally unprepared to teach their children about sex in general and porn in particular. Without easy non judgemental access to information kids will reach out to find out what they can in the only ways that are available to them. For many that means they'll find porn and rely on that as their primary source of sex education and human relationships and the sort of porn they find is unlikely to be the healthiest sort (see "Sex in Class" on C4).
It's far better to have skilled understanding sex ed teachers providing input to kids on these subjects. Simply having grown ups yelling No, Say No, Never, It's disgusting, You'll get hairs on the palms of you hands ...etc. isn't going to work. Kids reactions will tend to be "well if it's so bad why does nearly every adult put to much effort into it in one form or other". In a former part of my life I worked with a lot of young ladies who had been brought up very strictly, usually schooled by nuns who's idea of sex ed was "if you ever think about boys you'll burn in hell and you'll deserve it" So having escaped from their home environment tended to get a little carried away trying to catch up.
Another thing that doesn't work is having adults who are completely embarrassed about the whole subject trying to explain things. This applies to both teachers and parents.
Of course parents should also help educate their children about sex, love and human relationships, parents should also help educate their children about about "reading, riting and rithmetic", but we still expect trained teachers to cover these topics too. Parents might also "educate" their kids that the world in flat and that evolution is sin, but that doesn't mean that kids shouldn't also be taught geography and biology by people who understand more about the subjects than their parents.
I have to admit i'm still learning. Here's one lesson :
Stepdaughter states that one of her lower sixth form mates ( age 16-17 at most) has done everything sexually.
"Everything?" i ask, somewhat disbelieving.
"Yep, everything" she says "you heard of being *airtight*"?
Well, they say you learn something new every day, and sometimes i wish i'd never asked.
"Well, they say you learn something new every day, and sometimes i wish i'd never asked."
Thank you for an addition to my "keeping up" vocabulary - although only an inevitable permutation on "spit roast". If something is physically possible - then it's been done a long time ago.
I had wrongly guessed that it was the term for a prolonged full mouth kiss that verges on asphyxiation for both partners. Something a friend's son explained to me about 15 years ago.
A few years ago a twenty-something friend said he had shared a bed with a woman he had met while out drinking. He said "We didn't have sex though".
It then transpired that a BJ didn't count as "sex" - very Bill Clinton. Not that the youngster had ever heard of him.
Using the BBFC is indicative of the UK governments make do and mend mentality.
If they were actually serious about making something work a new organisation focused on the issue would have been created.
The BBFC will never take this seriously you only have to look at the number of arts grads that make up their board to know this is a disaster looking for a place to happen.
I expect this will fail and quietly be dropped from the manifesto when Mrs May is no longer in power.
It's the usual Governmental buck passing.
"Someone made a promise to do something about porn"
"How we gonna do that, I've no idea, will I still get to Fist and Piss Latex Lezzers?"
"Shit shit shit"
"Give it to the thingies that do the DVDs they'll know about that crap"
"Who"
"look on the back of that My Little Pony DVD"
"Oh yeah the BBFC chuck it at them, offer them a couple of million quid and their MD will bite your hand off. Who care if they can do it or not as long as we can just blame them when they fuck up, job done!"
Government does something - tick
Ambitious ass in BBFC gets name in paper - tick
Both will move on when clusterfuck is unveiled to next government contract or directorship.
Much is being spoken of how age verification is supposed to work securely. How about coding up an age verification system which is really, really easy to spoof and which doesn't actually keep any records. I think such a system would look like this:
"Notice: Lying about your age is very naughty and you shouldn't do it.
Are you over 18 years old Y/N?"
Then a simple redirect page based on outcome.
Such a system as this will tick all the necessary boxes: it is secure, there is no chance of a data leak, and it isn't actually much less accurate than any other age verification system; there are presumably numerous ways of scamming other age verification systems (and of course there are plenty of free VPNs out there) so the advantages of this system outweigh any minor disadvantages.
yeah but thats the system they have been using in the states to enforce COPPA and how many under 13s do you know of with a Facebook, twitter, insta, snap, or <insert latest here> account?
Also its the same on pr0n form some locations, are you 18? (or 21 in sone juristictions) and any 14 year old with a modicum of sense, knows what the answer is.....
It is possible to do it securely.
AV provider registers a person (initially requiring ID). Once registered, the ID info can be deleted. In use, when the punter goes to russianwatersports.com, the AV provider widget takes the credentials and issues a token to the pr0n site. The smut peddlers never see the credentials, only a token which they can verify.
The problem is that it won't be done like that. The people offering to implement it are a) for profit and b) outside the UK (and EEA) so not subject to any privacy legislation.
And there are a load of ways round it anyway - assuming it's based on GeoIP. But that doesn't matter because in the eyes of the Daily Mail* the government will have been seen to have Done Something.
*Catch phrase "Think of the children - here's pictures of some in bikinis"
"So why are dozens of companies [..] still clamoring to get in on the space where, according to regulators, there's no profit to be had, and nothing to be gained."
Good point. Feels like something fishy is going on. Could it be that this AV tool is going to be used to monetise user data ?
That would be shocking, wouldn't it ?
...focusing first on sites with more users and those "most frequently visited" by children. But responses point out that it is hard to establish traffic levels robustly and questioning how the BBFC will identify which sites are most visited by children....
I never knew CBeebies had a porn section...
For the "...and questioning how the BBFC will identify which sites are most visited by children" part, I seriously wonder how they're going to do it.
Asking schools for records of how often their users tried to visit blocked domains?
Standing outside schools at 16:45 with clipboards? "Excuse me young man, would you mind taking part in a survey? I'll read you a list of websites and you can tell me if you've visited any of them..."
When I setup netnanny (I think) on a PC for my kids back when they were "CBeebie" age they tried to go to their website to find it was blocked by default.
CBeebies was part of the BBC (no not that one, the broadcasting corporation) and the BBC does have some material likely to shock small kiddie widdies.
When they find it doesnt work (shock, horror) they will then try and ban VPN's in the UK.
Banning smoking in shared or works vehicles hasn't worked one little bit and this will go the same way.
How about for once @UK Gov actually works out a proper solution to an issue instead of banning or taxing something else instead?
During WWII, many states 18 year old soldiers went to war to kill people yet they could not drink alcohol. You know, bad for their development..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._history_of_alcohol_minimum_purchase_age_by_state
Also, if you are from alaska you can marry at 14
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_marriage_in_the_United_States .. and 12/14 in Massachusetts...
"Also, if you are from alaska you can marry at 14"
Apparently half the US states have no minimum age for marriage - and are resisting attempts to revise their laws. There are legal loopholes that allow a local judge to permit a marriage of a child if the family/religion want it done. Both girls and boys of 10/11 have been married in recent years to older partners in the USA.
>Apparently half the US states have no minimum age for marriage - and are resisting attempts to revise their laws. There are legal loopholes that allow a local judge to permit a marriage of a child if the family/religion want it done. Both girls and boys of 10/11 have been married in recent years to older partners in the USA.
Don't know if you saw the footage of the interviews with the public after the scandal with the Republican politician in one of the southern states (Alabama?). He had been #metoo'd for making inappropriate advances against teenagers while a state prosecutor (might have been a DA) and the audience were saying that the teenage girls should think themselves lucky that a good catch like him would be interested.
"Nice reference to Coupling there - very niche!"
In the epilogue scene in the film "Up Pompeii" - Frankie Howerd is the modern day tour guide describing the body shapes that were moulded by the ash. The final one being "...and here we have a couple - err - coupling".
It's impossible to stop strangers from talking to your kids (the internet!). The only way to protect your kids from strangers is not to lock up everyone you personally do not know (the entire internet!) but to protect your children personally (curtail their own use of the internet!).
Child access accounts for most devices/isps exist. Parents exist. Education exists (EG don't look at this, you are a kid, it's illegal, etc).
The government absolves itself of any responsibility by farming it out to the BBFC. The BBFC fails to do the job right, complains to government, the government responds with more regulation, and the dance goes on. But hey... THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
The children already know about sex at the age of 9... if it's not through t'internet, it's from older siblings, or their mates, or their parents' browsing/reading habits (despite them claiming 'it wasn't us, guv, no sirree, t'was t'internet!)
This whole thing is such a Victorian farce!
“Users cannot be expected to take it on faith that age verification providers will be trustworthy"
I think most of us will take it as fact that they are not.
However it's whether anyone cares. These days it seems many people simply don't, or have given up fighting against lack of trust, are relying on 'it will happen to someone else, but not me'.
It appears to have come down to 'don't like it; don't use it' with wanting to use it winning out.
If there's one thing governments should be good for it's keeping us all safe. They have spectacularly failed in that.
This is yet another example of a government passing a law with no real idea of how to implement it in any effective way.
Just a thought though, the requirements this creates for age verification also helps to reinforce the need for ID cards. Have a look around for a wedge's thin end.
Kids still have imagination, and the horny 14 yearold probably has the most, and will work a way around restrictions put in their way.
The only people this is going to harm are those of a certain age, who havent been coupled off yet, or are "Happily Married" and sign up to slurps are us ID verification, and have their "Ashley Madison" momment, because publicly no-one can accept a good 50-60% of the UK population enjoy watching other people enjoying other people online, and no-one could employ someone that did....
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The government are looking for a way to pawn off legal responsibility. That is the not responsibility of website owners, ISP's, VPN's or businesses. UK gov, have your website owners add one header, then the legal responsibility is on the parents to police their kids.
The header looks like this:
rating RTA-5042-1996-1400-1577-RTA
It is up to the parent to install parental control software. No need to argue the feasibility of this on mobile devices, the legal liability is no longer yours or that of any website and no need to own the risk of managing personal details.
I'm actually amazed that progressive liberal politicians actually want to restrict the viewing of porn.
Judging by many of the young kids around here Porn has had a far greater effect than Blue Mink ever did with this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEGYmiYHfLU.
Many of the video clips out there are of real couples, amateurs. Or people doing selfies of themselves in the bathroom.
You can do a lot of things nowadays with a smartphone camera, especially one with a good built-in microphone and image stabilization.
It is impossible to regulate the morality regarding restricting access to porn. Law enforcement can only keep a lookout for underage victims, and possibly human trafficking.