A python is unlikely to bite. It could have given him a nasty squeeze, however.
Frenchman comes eye to eye with horror toilet python
A lucky Frenchman has narrowly avoided having his todger bitten by a python that crawled up his U-bend. The unnamed Grenoble resident, who lives in a second-floor flat in the centre of the southeastern French city, discovered the errant snake last Saturday night while preparing to unleash his own snake upon the innocent …
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Tuesday 16th January 2018 13:51 GMT Rich 11
A python is unlikely to bite.
A bite is the python's main defence. It's not nice.
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Wednesday 17th January 2018 14:56 GMT CrazyOldCatMan
Only the cat uses the sandbox.
Or, in our case the 'reconstituted wood pellet' box. Except for the dog, when he's propecting for those delicious nuggets of partially-digested[1] catfood..
[1] After all, carnivore guts are not particularly efficient and a proportion of the catfood comes out the other end still mostly intact. And, according to the dog, entirely edible.. One more reason why cats are the superior species.
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Tuesday 16th January 2018 13:12 GMT Nick Kew
Yeah, but he wasn't. He made a hasty retreat from his intended widdle.
Rather the opposite to this poor sod.
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Tuesday 16th January 2018 18:03 GMT Stevie
Bah!
Lesson Quatre Vingt Dix Huit: Avec le Squad des Animeux Dangereuse.
M. Le Gendarme: "Excusez mois, madame. Esque celui-ci votre python?"
Mme Fifi Le Pole: "Non. Ma python n'est pas couvert de chose bleu et ne portez-jamais un visage enragé comme ca. Attemptez-vous le next-door neighbour."
M. Le Gendarme: "Vous et certain, madame?"
Mme Fifi Le Pole: "Oui. Je le prove. Ma python s'appelle Nigel. Regardez vous: Nigel! Nigel! Venez-ici au maman! Vite Nigel! Rien reaction. Cette python n'est pas Nigel."
M. Le Gendarme: "Mais les pythons sont deaf, n'est pas?"
Mme Fifi Le Pole: "C'en est trop! Vous standez ici et accuzez mois de la crime enplacement de pythons dans la system plumbing, et Nigel est still perdue! Ou est Nigel Messieur? Je pay mon taxes pour cette abominable effort de policing?"
M. Le Gendarme: "Madame, regardez le tattoo sur la python: Je M'appelle Nigel - si vous m'trouvez, returnez moi au soissant-neuf Rue de Remarques, appartment dix-neuf pour un reward substantialle!"
Mme Fifi Le Pole: "Cette un forgery! Nigel n'as pas des tattoos! Il deteste le modifications de body! Cellui-ca est un python dodgy. Un knock-off."
M. Le Gendarme:"Ah bon. Vous avez raison. Nous demandons au le next door neighbour. Merci madame. Avez une jour amicable."
Mme Fifi Le Pole: "Au revoir!"
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Tuesday 16th January 2018 22:38 GMT Stevie
Re: Bah!
Non! J'étais fan de Miles et "Let's Parler Franglais" quand cette "Simon" vous mentionez etait un glint dans les yeux de milkman. Jais lu "Lesson Treize: Avec Le Traffic Warden" dans la journal "Punch" et j'etais hooked, depuis quarante-sept ans.
Je m'appelle Stevie. Pas "Simon". Pas "Charlie".
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