I'm not Satoshi Nakamoto
And neither is my wife
In fact he's kinda rubbish at cryptocurrency altogether Tesla, SpaceX, OpenAI and Boring Company boss Elon Musk has denied inventing the blockchain and bitcoin, or being Satoshi Nakamoto. Musk felt the need to do so after a Medium post by a former SpaceX staffer theorised that Musk's fondness for C++, known skill with …
"Musk joins a growing list of people who have turned out not to be Satoshi Nakamoto, among them Australian chap Craig Wright, compute scientist Satoshi Nakamoto"
I'm pretty sure that Satoshi Nakamoto the compute scientist actually is Satoshi Nakamoto and his birth certificate would likely agree. He may not be the inventor of Bitcoin but that certainly is his name.
So it must be only a matter of time before some other modest, elusive fellow reveals himself to have invented them.
Then we'll appreciate how bitcoins are smart, he is smart and PROBABLY the smartest person you know. Bitcoins are going to be yuge. All other currencies are failing and over-rated.
If only there were any clues to who that might be.
Wasn't that Stan Lee's catchphrase, not Al Gore's?
Wasn't Longfellow the one that made it famous?
(And Bullwinkle that made it popular?) ☺
but our plans to hack society remain secret for now for reasons we cannot divulge.
Yes, it's embarrassing when your secret villainous volcanic lair suddenly goes public and starts spitting LIQUID HOT MAGMA, isn't it?
You all thought that PARIS was just an attempt to get some PR with a world record attempt. Little did you all know that it's actually part of elReg's devious plan to destroy all print media by converting all newspapers and magazines into drones! (Evil drones of course, ones that will do their sinister bidding)
Mwahahahahha!
You all thought that PARIS was just an attempt to get some PR with a world record attempt.
You all thought that PARIS was just an attempt to get some PR with a world record SUCCESS.
BTW, when are we going to get moving, we need to reclaim the record ... we will not let a bunch of Yank cadets [I mean USian cousins, in my case, literally] keep it ... come on, lets do it!
Icon: Paris, because we need to reclaim PARIS! Come on, we need to a least try, in Lester Haines' name!
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