"... until finally the politician let my ass go" is apparently a standard international conclusion to tales of political engagement.
Lock them up and throw away the (don)key
Eight donkeys were released from an Indian jail yesterday after the law proved itself to be, well, an ass, and imprisoned them for eating the prison officers' plants. The jail in Urai, Uttar Pradesh, freed the beasts of burden after four days due to an unnamed local politician paying their bail on the owner's behalf. The …
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Tuesday 28th November 2017 14:25 GMT Eddy Ito
Like Pooh and Piglet it is difficult to discern gender due to their androgynous names and style of dress. The fact that they go about without pants and the gender question is still unresolved leaves one to assume that something happened, possibly a horrible accident, at the sewing plant prior to them being stuffed. Having said that, it may be a sensitive issue so perhaps it's a topic best avoided when in their company.
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Tuesday 28th November 2017 17:11 GMT Anonymous Coward
The fact that they go about without pants and the gender question is still unresolved leaves one to assume that something happened, possibly a horrible accident, at the sewing plant prior to them being stuffed.
Do I take that your cuddly toys had representative genitalia? Obviously a rather different childhood to mine!
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Wednesday 29th November 2017 12:22 GMT MJI
So not a tickle me Elmo then?
A woman gets a job in the Tickle me Elmo factory on the end of the line doing QC.
Later that day there is a huge backlog. The supervisor checks on here.
Small square of fabric, 2 marbles, sewn onto the crotch of each Elmo.
"I said two test tickles not........."
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