Fools and their money
Those numbers imply a valuation of $65bn for Uber. Sheesh.
No way on this earth is a mere app developer, with no real defendable market niche, and shitty, immoral management worth that.
Perhaps Soft-in-the-head-bank could just GIVE me a billion dollars? I won't do anything illegal, I won't harass women, the return on investment will be better than Uber (from hereon), even after I've spent every last cent.