Re: Microsoft: We'll beef up security in Windows 10 Creators Edition Fall Update
it makes me think of this:
a) No, Seriously, we REALLY MEAN it this time!
b) No more zero-day Defender vulnerabilities. Honest!
c) No more secret back doors via the web. Honest!
d) We promise to keep the slurped data to ourselves [and our partners], and occasionally to law enforcement when our spies find 'questionable' photos and downloaded content
e) No more zero-day vulnerabilities in Edge. Honest!
enough for now. you get the idea.
icon: it's me face-palming at the lameness, not saying "Doh"