See, this is exactly why we're leaving the EU. We don't need no more red tape. The British way is to let the banks shit all over us and we don't need no Brussels bureaucrats bullying our banks into looking after our privacy. After all, none of us has to conceal the fact we only have one ball;1 I can assure you, Delors, that each and every one of us has an anatomically correct pair of testicles -- even the women. Hurrah!
1. But, of course, you can reclaim your missing ball from the Albert Hall at any time. Please bring three pieces of photo identity, a DNA swab, and a picture of the missing organ.