How about our esteemed, unelected PM give the people of Britain what they REALLY want for xmas.
A general election.
Working out what to get anyone for Christmas is tricky, so you can be forgiven for falling back on broad stereotypes. A drill for dad. Perfume for the girlfriend. Wirecutters for BOFH. Spare a thought then for the ministerial gifts given to Prime Minister Theresa May, in the quarterly returns published this week. What do you …
"What do you get the girl who has everything?"
Why, making her secret whishes come true, of course.
- Slim trousers and crop jacket uniform - check
- Jack boots - check
- Authoritarian spying powers on entire population - check
- A mandate to ignore Human Rights legislation - check
- Taxing the poor and disabled, giving tax breaks to the rich - check
- Blaming immigrants - check
- Keeping the population scared with terrorism - check
Her transformation to 'Full Stasi' is now complete.
Stand by your beds Citizens.
Welcome to the terrifying New World order under May.