What? A national incumbent telecoms operator, negotiating a government contract where it trousers a load of taxpayers' cash and doesn't have to clearly account for it? It could never happen here!
Say what you like about BDUK and BT, but it sounds like Telsra's got the sweetest gig on the planet.
What did the Productivity Commission have to say about the long term employment prospects for the civil servants who negotiated this contract?