back to article Smut site offers to buy Vine

Smut site PornHub has made an informal offer to buy Twitter's soon-to-be-snipped video service Vine. PornHub veep Corey Price wrote to Twitter with his offer, and allowed CNET to see his missive in which he reportedly explain that Vine's six-second format offers "more than enough time for most people to enjoy themselves." Do …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    So, in 6 seconds...

    Step 1

    Step 2

    Repeat as necessary.

    Yeah, about 6 seconds.

    1. Kane

      Re: So, in 6 seconds...

      "Yeah, about 6 seconds."

      So, does that include the time it took to eat the pizza?

  2. allthecoolshortnamesweretaken

    Six seconds? Time to see a doctor. That's too fast even for a starved teenager soaked in hormones.

    1. Ralph B
      Paris Hilton

      If it's 6 seconds on an endless loop then those teenagers risk dehydration.

  3. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    6 seconds? How do you make it last that long? :)

    1. 's water music

      6 seconds? How do you make it last that long? :)

      Include time to remove trousers and possibly clean up on aisle one afterwards

  4. Steve K
    Coat

    Premature capitulation?

    That might be a premature capitulation from Twitter....

  5. Mr Dogshit

    Corey Price

    His name is Corey? Very appropriate.

  6. willy.eckaslike
    Coat

    so if the sale goes through...

    They won't be the only ones splashing out on Vine...

    1. Steve K

      Re: so if the sale goes through...

      ..if they can pull it off

      1. willy.eckaslike

        Re: so if the sale goes through...

        it'll be one in the eye for their competitors...

  7. Warm Braw
  8. Alistair
    Coat

    urrrm

    I thought that was what vine mostly used for?

  9. Gordon Pryra

    six-second format offers "more than enough time for most people to enjoy themselves."

    What do we do for the other 3 seconds?

  10. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Can't we just do it normally for once?

    I know you learnt like this but, repeating everything after six seconds is really hard work.

    1. Swarthy

      Re: Can't we just do it normally for once?

      It's easier than trying to look more pixelated.

  11. FuzzyWuzzys
    Gimp

    6 seconds?!

    I suppose when you a spotty teenager, 6 seconds will give you 3 chances!

    When you get to my age, 6 hours is more like it!

    1. Trigonoceps occipitalis

      Re: 6 seconds?!

      When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night ...

      Fred Wedlock

  12. I Like Heckling Silver badge
    Joke

    6 Seconds... I'm not doing it twice.

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