Confusion?
"Vulture Central's backroom gremlins would like to emphasise that Geneva Lake is a person, not a geographical feature in central Europe. That's Lake Geneva, in case you were wondering."
I was wondering... some sort of story about serious water-cooled datacentre?
People shouldn't be allowed to have confusing names. I DEMAND that everyone (apart from me) has their name changed to John Smith at once. That would stop any possible future confusion