back to article Mighty Blighty filter tilter causes communications chaos

The Great Firewall of Britain, aka the content filters operated by telcos Vodafone and Three, has blocked access to German hacker party the Chaos Communications Congress (CCC) ahead of its annual confab. The block, presumably made in error, prevented punters from accessing the website, buying tickets and perusing the …

  1. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Did it really hapen that way?

    I have yet to find anyone who was blocked but heard from many who had no interest in attending but who had full easy access. Still that might have wreaked a headline and free publicity. So who was the lucky(?) person who was blocked?

    1. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: Did it really hapen that way?

      Blacberry on Vodafone giving a certificate error with a "disallowed by Administrator" featuring in the message. Works fine (no cert error) on Chrome / Win7 over TalkTalk

  2. 27escape
    FAIL

    So the filters are DNS only?

    I just need to do a DNS lookup with a different service and I can skip past their filters?

    What 10 year old could not do this?

    Useless!

    1. Peter Mount

      Re: So the filters are DNS only?

      And you've only just realised this?

    2. Anonymous Coward
      Anonymous Coward

      Re: So the filters are DNS only?

      " I can skip past their filters?"

      Generally yes, but absolutely, don't be so sure. I use Google public DNS on my one machine, whilst having the Virgin Media grumble filter enable to (try and) ensure the kids don't stumble on the wrong sorts of things. Most of the time my browsing is unaffected, but there's some fairly inocuous adult content (eg some Tumblr hosted) that seems to be blocked by the VM filters despite not using the Virgin DNS. Another thing is that it looks like there's a degree of automated dynamic response on this non-DNS filter, so that you can visit a site, and a few moments later revisiting it produces a VM web block page.

  3. Stuart 18
    Headmaster

    Does Russel Brand work here??

    I'm sure this is being fixed as I'm typing but for commentard readers who missed it :- "Vulture South....does not suspect the conference was legitimate and intentional." surely a subject modifier "the blocking of" should be placed before "the conference" or can I presume the Register along with Three and Vodaphone are questioning the legitimacy of this conference.

    Russell Brand as I do not suspect him of legitimate English usage - is he the Man from Mars??:-)??

  4. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    Just last week, the ****tards at EE

    Decided, for a short time, that the Manchester Evening News and the Guardian were verboten (excuse the pun).

    1. Alan Brown Silver badge

      Re: Just last week, the ****tards at EE

      They've also decided that the Saracens rugby club website is verboten - it's been like that for years and no explanation forthcoming.

      Even if you're not a rugby fan, if you want to be in Watford on a Saturday it's worth knowing if there's a game on as it affects parking availability.

  5. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    I'm guessing but....

    "Vodafone customers should be able to access the sites directly at http://213.73.89.123..........."

    Most potential visitors would be capable of finding their way through.

    1. P. Lee
      Big Brother

      Re: I'm guessing but....

      >Most potential visitors would be capable of finding their way through.

      That's not really the point though is it? Adding DNS filtering to the mix is hardly difficult. The cynical might suggest that filtering is being done badly to start with so not too many people will object.

  6. fridaynightsmoke
    Big Brother

    Mission creep

    Yeah, we need to block kiddie porn. And fake kiddie porn, and any promotion thereof... and that Wikipedia article with that dubious album cover, can't be too careful you know.

    Of course we'll be blocking really weird hardcore adult porn, you don't have a problem with that, do you?

    We need to block piracy sites now, wouldn't want people depriving musicians of their hard-earned. And hacking-related sites, obviously. We might as well block warez sites too, while we're at it.

    We might as well block all the porn you can't buy on DVD too, why anyone would want to look at that filth is beyond us. Again, you don't have a problem with that, do you? Good.

    Apparently on some forums and 'news' sites people are saying we're blocking too much stuff, we might as well block those forums too, for the sake of social harmony.

    We've found there's some sites spouting dubious political ideas out there, fundamentalist Islam, socialism, libertarianism and so on. Hardly Lib/Lab/Con, is it? Blocked in the interests of stability, of course.

    Hmm, we've logged that you've been trying to circumvent the blocks. You do realise they're for your own protection? We can only assume you've been trying to look at kiddie porn. A white van will be along shortly.

    1. Vladimir Plouzhnikov

      Re: Mission creep

      Yes, but that's nothing!

      The valiant police have started to charge people for fraudulently pretending to be terrorists, or so it seems: Counter-terrorism police charge two people with fraud offences

      1. Obitim

        Re: Mission creep

        yeah, but the story states that it was related to false Identity documents, I'm pretty sure that Counter terror agencies would be interested in that?

    2. Ben Tasker

      Re: Mission creep

      Hmm, we've logged that you've been trying to circumvent the blocks. You do realise they're for your own protection? We can only assume you've been trying to look at kiddie porn. A white van will be along shortly.

      They'd probably shit a brick if they analysed my outgoing traffic at home, 2 VPNs and a TOR connection established on a semi-permanent basis. One of the VPN's goes to an endpoint outside the UK - and it goes without saying that I control the VPN endpoints (rather than paying arandomprovider)

      I've nothing to hide, but I also don't see any reason to let my ISP see every minute detail of the traffic I'm generating (there are also practical reasons for one of the VPN's - I don't have a static IP at home so allowing myself through various firewalls can be a pain).

      There's likely not much you can do to stop the G Men looking at your traffic, but I'm buggered if BT and EE (my phone connects the VPN when not at home) are going to get a free peek too.

      1. Wzrd1 Silver badge

        Re: Mission creep

        "Hmm, we've logged that you've been trying to circumvent the blocks. You do realise they're for your own protection? We can only assume you've been trying to look at kiddie porn. A white van will be along shortly."

        Heh, when I was in a country that did *heavy* filtering (think Persian Gulf), I leased a virtual server, slapped a VPN on it and washed the VPN exit through squid.

        I then happily and safely surfed sites that wouldn't get me a white van, they'd get me a black helicopter. :)

        The national telecom then tried to proclaim VPN's were illegal (without any codified law to back that up), which resulted in three major international banks threaten to close their offices immediately, as they would not transmit financials in the clear.

        The telecom then STFU.

    3. Baskitcaise
      Pint

      Re: Mission creep

      Oh how I would like to think that what you have said is in jest but as always I fear that I am wrong again.

      Kudos and have one of these on me

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  7. Anonymous Coward
    Anonymous Coward

    DARREN PAULI ..............

    ..............You are now a person of interest............................ .

  8. earl grey
    Trollface

    legitimate and intentional

    Surely you jest.

  9. Chris Evans

    Missing word!

    "Vulture South has raised the block with Three and Vodafone but does not suspect the conference BLOCK was legitimate and intentional."

    Sloppy proof reading.

  10. Baskitcaise
    Headmaster

    Spelling prob in article...

    Pedant alert here!!!

    I think you will find there is an "l" in "conflab", just saying :-)

    1. Francis Boyle Silver badge

      Re: Spelling prob in article...

      Google gives 658 thousand hits for 'confab' as opposed to 46 thousand for your preferred version so I think El Reg gets away with it. Or are you suggesting the CCC guys are overweight in which case shame on you for propagating stereotypes.

  11. Fluffy Bunny
    Paris Hilton

    Um, no...

    "Internet filters simply do not work"

    Actually, most of the furore is over the fact that they do work. Too well. Probably what happened here is that somebody tried to block something on the same server/hosting domain & got it wrong. If somebody accidentally blocked a government site and refused to remove it, they would go away pretty quick like.

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